直播怼人：我成了全民嘴替米豆稷-著

小说简介

《zhiboduiren：wochenglequanminzuiti》zheipianxiaoshuoshimidoujidetaotieshengyan，henxihuan，henhaokan。zhujiaoweizhangkaimoxiaobei，jiangshule：「xiaosile。」wozhijiemahuiqu：「nibamoqiqideshentidougaokuale，haixiangyaobitaqupeilaobanyingchou。niyiweizheixieshiqingnidouzuo……

精彩章节

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zheishiqingjiwozaiwangshangxiyinlehaodayiboliuliang。

gongsizhiqianqianyuewodeshihou，jiwodeqianbushao，woweilegejueneiyijiazi**，zhijiebandaoleqitadedifang。

meigeyuekaozhezhibodeshouru，wojujuelegongsirangwoqudaihuodeyaoqiu，ananwenwenmeigeyueneiyiwanduodegongzi。

wohaoburongyixibaideshihou，wangshangbaochulewomengongsiyouyigexiaozhubodenvemaoshipin。

wocaixibaidezhanghao，shunjianjiuwangluopenzizhijiechongkua。

zhibowushurenjiaoma，shuowomengongsiweileboliuliang，buzeshouduan。

erqieshifaneixiehuijinyandeweiguici，henkuaiwolianzhibodoubobulele。

gongsizhijiekaihui，zhiqianqianyuewodenvzongheizhelianshuo：「nvemaodeshipinzuowanyinbaoquanwang，gongsisuoyouzhanghaodoushoudaoyingxiang。xianzairesheibuhao？ninvemaonvegou，zaiwangshangdeepingbisharenhaiyanzhong，nizhibuzhidao？」

nvzhubobaixiaobaikuzheshuo：「jingli，neizhendebushiwonvedaide。womendangtianwanshang，shigenmoxiaobeijiejieyiqiqutuanjiana。dajiadoukeyizuozheng……」

我直接蒙了。

nulihuixiangneitianfashengdeshipin，zhizhebangongshideqitarenshuo；「tuanjiannayitian？neibushidajiayiqidema？zheiduanshipinshinatiande？neikeyidiaochaqingchua，womendounengzuozheng。」

xianzaigongsilimianwosuanyoudianliuliangdezhubo，suoyiwolisuodangranxiangyaojieshiqingchu，ranggongsiqitarendouhuifuzhengchang。

nvzongyejuedenengjieshiqingchuzuihao，jingjirenzhijietichu：「yaoburanjiuzhibopoanba。rangxiaobeilaizuozhubo，qitarenbangzheyiqi。」

「zenmeyoushirangmoxiaobeizuoa？」

「shia，zicongtadaolegongsi，haoduoziyuandoujitale……」

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wotingdaozheixiexiaoshengdebaoyuan，lianshangluchubutaihaoyisidebiaoqing：「kenimenmeiyouwokangmaa，erqiewohuimadesuduyeshino.1。」

同事们：……

chulehuiyishi，jingjirengenwoshuo：「nijidefanzhelai，xianzaideguanzhongdouchifantaolu。niyaoshibangzhebaixiaobaishuohua，tamenkendinglianniyiqima。」

baixiaobaiyezaipangbiandiantou：「xiaobeijie，womeiguanxide。nijiuanzhaogongsideanpailai，zhiyaonengzhengmingwodeqingbai，beizenmechaofengwodouyuanyi……」

wofeichangrongxingdichengdanlezheigerenwu，nonglegexiaohaofadaoweiboxiaohongben，mashangjiuyinglaileyi**derenliu。

neixierenqunqingjifen，madehaozang。

wozhijiewuzhuerduo：「butingbutingwangbanianjing，tianlinglingdilingling，zhibojianwuxiaoeping。」

conghoumiantaochuwodeluo，woguangdangyisheng，tianlinggaidouzaigongming。

「jiarenmen，nimenshuoshibaixiaobainvemao，woyeqisile。neizanmenxianzaijiudiaochaqingchu，yaoshitazhendenvemao，zanmenjiuquanwangfengshata，buxuzheiyangdebaileizaizhiboquanqian……」

pangbianzhanzhedebaixiaobaihongzheyankuang，buguoquebeizaojiuzhunbeihaodedaojubangqilaile。

zhibojiankandaotabeiwuhuadabang，bushaorendoufachuguzhangdebiaoqingbao。

haiyourenzhijiejiujiwoshualiwu。

「hao，neijiuchaqingchu。haijimiaomiaoyigegongdao……」

jingjirendaizhewomenhaojigeren，daoleneitianjuhuidecanting，haoshuodaishuocairangduifangjiwomenkanjiankong。

neilaobanniangkandaobaixiaobai，baiyandoufandaotianshangqule：「neizhimaoshifujindaxueshengmenzaiweiyangde，yizhidouhenguai，conglaibuyaorende。nimenjinlaichifandeshihouwojiushuole，xianbamaonongchuqu。nimenzijishuodebuyao，houmianjuranbamaojinongsile。nimenyihoubuyaozaidaowojialaichifanle……」

baixiaobaichouchouyeyediku，xiaoshengdishuobushita。

wokanguowangshangshipin，wangshangdeshipinjiaodushimaoliujinquwomenchifandebaoxiang，dengdaowomenzouleyihou，fujindedaxueshengjinqubaoxiangzhaomao。

neizhimao，jiubeishale，diuzailebaoxiangdezhuozidixia，maodeqianzhuahaidoubeizheduanchengbuyiyangdejiaodu，biantaiyouniuqu。

jianjifadaowangshangdeshipin，quanchengmaomidougenwomenyiqizaibaoxianglimian。

suoyi，nengshasimaomidezhiyoubaoxianglimiandewomen。

baixiaobaihuibeiwangbao，shiyinweitadequnzishangyouxueji。

「zheishibaoxianglimiandeshipin，laobanniangshuoyouyixiebeifugaile。neizanmenjiulaikankanzhenzhengdezhenxiangba……」wokanzhejingjirenchaowodiantou，xiaozheenxiabofangjian。

shipinlimian，wozhenggerenpazaimaomipangbian。

neizhimaomidezhuazi，beiwozhuazhu。

直播间再次砸了。

「**，moxiaobeicaishizhenzhengdexiongshou。」

「wuyulejiarenmen，diyicikandaowangbaozijide。」

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shipinhenmohu，gongsiderenzuozaipangbian，wozhenggerenpazaimaoshangmian。

kanbuqingchudeqingxidu，quenengkanchulaiwozainongmao。

「xiaobei，yaobunixianrengecuoba……」jingjirenzaipangbiantuiletuiwo，xiangshiweilewohao：「biedengyixiabeifengsha……」

「wuwu，xiaobeijie，zheijianshiqingwobangbulenile。」baixiaobaizaipangbianku。

genzhebaixiaobaiyiqiguolaidezhuli，mashangnachushoujidakaizhiboshebei。

wopieleyiyantamendepingmubiaoti：79yuanzhuboexingjingzhenggaowuxian，jieguojingshizijuefenmu。

pinglunquderenyekaishiyibiandao，quanbudoujiaoxiaozheyaowojibaixiaobaidaoqian。

erqie，haiyaorangwogunchuzhiboquan。

「nimenxianzaishizaigaowo，duima？」wokanzhecongtoudaoweidourangquanworencuodaoqiandejingjiren，yazhenuhuowen。

jingjirenpieleyiyanbaixiaobai，baixiaobaimashangputongyishengguixia，jiubaozhuwodedatuikaishiku。

「xiaobeijie，neitianwanshangdajiadouheduole。daodinizuoleshenmeshiqing，womenyebuzhidaoa。kexianzaishiqingjiankongyijingbeidiaochulaile，wozhendebunengbangnibeiheiguoa。nizaigongsikanbuqiwomenzheixiexiaozhubo，womenyebugangenniqiangsheng。kezheishiqingguanxidaomaomidemingan，nijiudaoqianrencuoba……」

「xiaobei，gongsibanglenibushao，zainishenshangtouruneimeduoxinxue。nixianzaizijigaoneidou，zhenggongsixinren。nihaixiangyaodaodayipama？」jingjirennazheshexiangtou，liwoyuelaiyueyuan。

woyaoshizaiyishibudaozijibeipianle，jiuzhendeshidayuanzhongle。

「xiaobeijie，niyiqianzhenduinande，hainenglayibonvquanfensi。kewomeixiangdao，nilianwodoubufangguo。nishejixianhaiwodeshihou，nandaonijiumeixiangguo，woyaozenmeyangmianduiwangluobaolima？wuwu，wohaimeibiye，nizheiyanghuiyingxiangwoyibeizide……」baixiaobaikuzhekuzhe，feichangxijuxingdizhijieliangyanyifanyunguoqu。

jingjirenduizhelianggezhibohuamian，shuoyaosongbaixiaobaiquyiyuan，jiuguaduanlezhibo。

erwo，congbeijiduizhelikaijingtoukaishi，zuibajiubeiwuzhule。

zhidaoshexiangtouguanbi，jingjirencaizhuanguotoukanwo：「moxiaobei，niyebuyongshengqi。nibuyuanyibanggongsidaihuo，gongsijiubixurangqitarenlai。zheixiedoushijuben，nizijiyeshizhibo，yinggainenglijieba？」

kanzheshunjianzhengkaiyanjing，huifuqingxingdebaixiaobaixiaoxixidizhandaojingjirenshenbian。

「aiya，xiaobeijieshiqianbei，kendingbuhuigenwomenzheiyangdexinrenjijiaoa。xiaobeijiebuyuanyixinkudagong，neiwojiuxinkuyidianzhibodaihuoma。jiushiyaoxiaobeijieniweiquyidian，bangwodaidailiuliangle。」

「wobutongyi。」wozhijiejujue。

jingjirenmanbuzaihudishuo：「nibupeihegongsijihuadehua，neijiupeifuweiyuejinba。babaiwan，baqianjile，nijiunengzou。」

wodengdayanjing：「babaiwan？」

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「zhiqianqianhetongdeshihou，jiuxiezaitiaokuanlimianle。ruguonibufuconggongsiguanli，neijiusuannidanfangmianweiyue。zhiqianweilebangnixibai，gongsitourulesanqianwandeyunyingfei，haiyouhezuodaihuodexiangmunijujuele，yedelingwaipeifu。jiaqilaidehua，gujiyejiushiyiqianwubaiwanzuoyouba……」

jingjirenyoubeierlai，zhijiebawenjiandijiwokan。

wonaguolai，kandaoshangmiandequexielewobufucongguanli，jiubixupeifuzhiqiantourudeyunyingfeihaiyousunshi。

「xiaobei，ruguoniyuanyipeihedehua，gongsishiyuanyitongshipengzhenihebaixiaobaide。nimenlianggechangshuanghuang，jiazhuangdangduishou，huxianggaoeyijingzheng。fangxinba，yongjindaoshihoubuhuishaonimende。」jingjirenlianshangluchuxuweidexiaorong，bayifenhuopinqingdanzhijiesaidaowoshouli。

wonaqilaiyikan，jiuzhidaolimianyouhenduomaoni。

shenmexuelei，shenmewangwangxianbei，adidasi，naidaxuetongkuanchabao……

「zheixiedoushidaobandejiamaoweiliechanpin，ruguowodaihuochichuwentile，zenmeban？」wozhijiejujue：「wobunengzuozheimesangliangxindeshiqing。」

jingjirenzhijiebamingdanchehuiqu：「hao，neiwojiukankannishenmeshihoujipeichangjin。」

baixiaobaichaowofanlegebaiyan：「woshuoxiaobeijie，nibuhuiyiweizheichangnvemaoshijianpingzheniziji，jiukeyixibaiba？wangluoshidaiduoshaorendoushizhixiangxinzijikandaode，meiyougongsizaqianjinixibai，nihainengyigegeshunzhewangxianpadaowangyoujialiqujieshima？」

gongsigenzheguolaideren，quanbudouduiwodejuedingbiaoshichaofeng。

shuowantamenjiuzhijielikai，wozouchubaoxiangdeshihou，zhenghaokandaolaobanniangzaixiaoxixidigenjingjirenyaoshengxiadeqian。

wohuidaojialimian，dakaidiannaojiufaxianzhiqianshuyuwozijidezhanghaoquanbudoubeitingdiaole。

dadianhuaqugongsi，jingjirenchaofengwo：「niruzhideshihou，xiedaidezhanghaojiuguigongsiguanxiale。xianzaizheixiedoushigongsicaichan，nibuhuihaiyiweinengyongnizijidezhanghaofashenmedongxiba？moxiaobei，nixianzaichuletingconggongsideanpai，meiqitalu。」

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wozaijialidaileliangtian，kanzhewangshangwonvemaodeshipinbeichuanbo。

neixieyuanbenhaoburongyixiangxinwodefensi，zaicituofen。

fensirenshusiqianwandezhanghao，henkuaijiudiaodaoshengxiasiqianwan，erqiehenduorenhaijianchibuxierumawo。

haiyourenaitejingfang，shuoyaobawozhuaqilai，shuowozaochengleeliedeshehuiyingxiang。

「moxiaobei，nixianzaimaihuocaishizuihaodelu。chenzhenihaiyouliuliang，yaoburannijiubuzhiqianle……」

「niyiweiwangluojiyishiduojiu？budaoyigexingqi，nijiuhuiquanwangchawucirende。」

「hetongdoushibaizhiheizixiexialaide，nikanguonageyulegongsidaguansishulede？」

jingjirenbuduanfaxiaoxijiwo，xiangyaorangwoditou。

wokanzhebaixiaobaidefensi，congjiwanrenbiaoshengdaojiubaiwan，botonglelvshisuodedianhua。

dangtianxiawu，wolianxizhiqianyizhizaizhaowodeduishougongsi：「wangzong，zanmendeshiqingkeyibanle。wojinideshipin，nifachulaiba。」