《直播怼人:我成了全民嘴替》 小说介绍
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《直播怼人:我成了全民嘴替》 第2章 免费试读
gangcaihaiyizhimawodepinglunquanyezhijiezhale。
「**,zheizhananbaipiaohaixiangtunjiazhuang。」
「dou2023le,yiwanbajiuqingjiadangchan?zheijiemeiyaoshizhendejiadaotajia,neibudejitajiadangniuzuomaa?yuanlaimarenzhuboyenengjiurena。」
kandaopinglunqudouzaimazheigekoumennan,wojiufangxinle。
koumennanyehedezhijieguaduanlelianmai,manpingdeliwujiushiduitazuidadechaofeng。
wojiezhesuijilianxian,zheicihaishiyinandedashu。
takanqilaidaoshisisiwenwende,shanglaijiuwenwo:「zhubo,wohelaopoyaolihunle,buguoshouxuhaimeibanwan。taxiangyaogentafumujieqian,shuohuidajietiao。zheisuanbusuanhunneizhaiwu,woyaobuyaoyiqihaia?nishuozheixiebaijianvren,zenmejiubunenganfendianguorizini。womenzheizhongjueshihaonanren,zenmejiushizhaobudaohaonvrenni。」
wo:「jieqiandehua,yongshenmejiqiande?zhuanzhangjiluyouma?tikuanjiluyouma?」
dashungnglejishengshuo:「wobuzhidaoa,meikandao,buzhidaoyoumeiyou……」
「nibuzhidao,neinishizenmezhidaojietiaode?hunneizhaiwuyefenshenghuokaizhihegerende,dashunixianzaidasuanlihundehuayinggaihaohaogennilaopotanyitan。birushuonimendehaizia,yihoudeguihuaa,fangchezenmesuande……」woshuo。
gangcaihaingngdedashuyixiazijiujidongle:「wojiehunhoujiuyizhichuqudagong,wochaguode,womenzheizhongjiaomeigongtongshenghuo。tadecailidetuihaijiwode,fangchedoushiwomingxia,haiziwoyebukenengrangtadaizoude……」
woyixiazijiujuedebuduijingle:「nihaiziduoda?」
「shiersuilea。」dashulianshangluchudeyi:「shigeerzi。」
「jiarenmensheidonga?」wozhijiewuyudaopaidatui:「bushi,woshuodashu,nierzidoushiersuile,zenmejiaozuogenlaopomeigongtongshenghuoa?nicailidoujichuqushijinianlea,xianzaihaixiangyaozhuihui,nizheibudandanshibaipiaoa!nizheijianzhijiushixiangyaozaifalvshangfanfushitanrenleidedixiana?」
huranlingjiyidong,wokanzhedashubeiwochaofenghoudeheilian。
「dengyixia,nishuodejietiao,bushinilaopoba?shinizijidasuanzheimecaozuo,lairangnilaopojingshenchuhuba?」
dashuyanshenzuoguyoukan,zhijiemalewoyijushenjingbingjiuguaduanlelianmai。
zhibojianyiyiduoderenlei,zaicishuabaowodepinglunqu。
「**,meiyouzuizhanan,zhiyougengzhanana。」
「jiemei,nidezhibojiankuaichengzhananjujidile。yuanlainizhiqianzhendeshizhimazhanan,erbushiwunaogongjia……」
zheizhongbeirenkedeganjue,rangwoganjuexiaokaixin。
houtaidesixinyefeichangduo,wodakaishoujiduizhunshexiangtou:「jintianlianmaijieshu,zanmenlaisuijichouyiweisixinxiaobaobei,songchuwodeweilongdalibao!」
wobizheyanjingsuijifanlefan,yidian。
「lai,guanzhongdagedajiexiankan,shinaweixingyuner……」
yinruzhibojianhuamiande,shiyigefeichangpiaoliangdenvshengtouxiang,tajiwofadesixinshi:jiujiuwo,wocaishibasuijiushengleerzi。woyaozenmezuzhinanpengyoubahaizimaineimeyuan?woshebudehaizi,woxiwangtamaijinyidiandemaijia,zheiyangwohainengyoukongqukankanbaobao。
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suiranwozaojiuzhidaoyouxierendedixianhendi,kekandaozheitiaosixin,wohaishiyiduzhixi。
zhibojiandewangyouyequanbuzhale。
「zheishishenmeqipayanluna?maihaizihaixuandidian?tamenlianggejiaqilaibuhuihaimeisanshisuiba?」
「**,haizibeinimenshengxialai,zhendeshitaidaomeile。」
「maihaizishifanfadea,zhubonikuaiquanquantaa。」
wowuzhuetou:「kanlaiwodeweilongdalibaoshisongbuchuqule。xianzaizanmenlianglianmaiyixia,kankannengbunengjietong。」
bochuqudelianmaiqingqiu,xianshiheiping,dengdaiduifangjieting。
嘟嘟嘟……
bieshuozhibojiandeguanzhongle,wodexiaoxinzangdougenzheyidiandianbeijiujin。
yinweizheishiwozhibojian,diyiciguanxidaohaizideshengming。
啪嗒。
电话被挂断了。
duifangjujuelewodelianmaiqingqiu。
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「kendingbuganjietonga,zheishiqingshifanfa,tamenkendingyehaipajingchashushuzhaoshangmen。」
「jiemeimen,wogangcaiqubalezheigezhanghaozhiqianfadexiaoxi。zhubo,tafaguoyigeweizhia,julinihenjina。niqukankanba。」
woshualeyiyanzheixiaoxi,dakaisixinfaxianduifangdeweizhihaizhendejuliwohenjin。
wodeweizhigezhesitiaodajie,jiushiqiuzhuzhedeweizhi。
zheiyangdejuli,guoqukanyikandequebumafan。
wokanleyanzhibojianderenshu,xianglexiashuo:「neiwonashangshexiangtou,dajiahewoyiqizhaoguoquba?yaoshikanzheqingkuangbudui,nimenkedebangwobaojinga。」
nashangbaobaowojiuxialou,hangchihangchipaoleliangtiaojie,jiukandaopinglunlimianchuxianyigeshuxidenicheng。
「zhubo,nibuyongguolaile。」
woxialouzoudaoyibandeshihou,huranshoudaoxiaoxi,mashangjuqishoujijidajiakan:「shineigerenfadesixin,dajiaxiandengyideng。」
「nixianzaiguolaiwoyebuzai,wozhidaonizaizhibojiandaledianhuajiwo。wonanpengyoushuo,zhiyaonijiwomenzhuanwuwankuai,haiziwomenjiubusongrenle。niyaoshizhendedasuanzuohaorenhaoshi,jiuzhijiejiwomendaqianba。」
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直播怼人:我成了全民嘴替