第1章
“guanzhonglaoyemen，dajiaxiawuhao！”
yigelveweijianloudexichedianxiuxijiannei，shuaiqiruguanzhonglaoyedeqinhao，touzhangshexiangtou，weixiaobaishou。
tashiyigechuanyuezhe，fumujitian！
weiyijichengdeyichan，jiushizheijiabuda，haishaoweiyouxiepianpidexichedian！
主打的就是穷！
zaiqiongsiheesidebianyuanchangtiao！
qinhaotongdingsitong，sikaoliangjiu，juedingjinjunxinshidaichanwu！
直播！
dangran，buguanshicaiyi，shouyi，saoqi，tadoubushizhuanyezhubodeduishou！
dantayouzheqianshiwushuqianbeidefengfujingyan！
xiulvtizi，huangyeqiusheng，jiheitou，taoerduo，chenjinshixitou.........
kanchengduanshipinjiehezhibojiedejiansudai，suisuibianbianyigedounengnveshaxianrujindezhiboheduanshipin！
xichexingye，qiaruqifen！
成绩喜人！
duanduanjitian，tacongyigemomowuwendexiaopacai，bianchenglezuoyongshuwanfensidechaojidazhubo！
suizhiyezaitongchengjianjianyouleyidianxiaomingsheng，shibushidehuixiyinyixiefensilaixiche。
dachengwangluohexianshishuangying！
bushuodafudagui，zhishaoebusi！
“zhubo，kuaikuaikuai，wojiaotahuangheliangan，shounamimiwenjian，shengxiayaoganshenme，buyongwoshuoleba？”
“woyijingzhunbeihaoxiaobeizi，jiudengkaishi！”
“haoge，tingshuoyourenyanhong，yaozhenshini，qianwanyaoxiaoxina！”
zhibojiannei，xiandeyichangrenao。
qinhaofangxiashuibeijiuyaoqianwangxichejian。
buguojiuzaitaqishendeshunjian，naohaizhongturanxiangqileyidaojixieyin！
“ding，xitongyexuhuichidao，danyongyuanbuhuiquexi！”
“gongxisuzhu，jihuoshengwangxitong，zhiyaohuodeshengwangzhi，jiukeyizaixitongshangchengneiduihuanxuyaodewupin！”
“ding，xinshoudalibaofafang，shifoukaiqi？”
qinhaoyileng，xinzhongkuangxi！
shenweiyigexinshidaiqingnian，ziranhenrongyijieshouxitongdecunzai，bijingchuanyuedouyoule，xitongyebushibukeyi！
erqie，xitongchuxian，renshengdianfenghaihuiyuanma？
“打开系统商城！”
qinhaoyouxiejidong，lianmangzaixinzhongshuodao。
xiayike，yigezhiyoutazijinengkandaodetoumingbanmianchuxian！
“tinengyaoji：fuyonghou，keyirangyigeputongrenyongyouchaojitezhongbingdetineng，sudu，liliang，fanying，gefangmianzengqiang！”
kandaozheijieshi，qinhaoyanqianyiliang，xinzhongleyigebuchengshuqiedadandexiangfa！
收购蓝星计划！
tinengyaojiai，ruguonengyanfachulai，neixiaoqianqianhainengshaoma？
dandangtakandaoxiamiandeyixingxiaozi，yanshenzhujianandan！
“zhuyi：zidongshiyong，wufaquchu！”
“靠！”
qinhaoanmaleyiju，jixuwangxiakan。
daliwan：keyizhengqiangputongrendeliliang，zidongshiyong，wufaquchu！
“gujiyi：feidaoshu，liwuxufa！”
“yirongshu：tongguoteshucailiao，zhizuomianju，gaibianzijidemianmao！”
qinhaoyigegekanxialai，faxiandabufendedongxi，doushicengjinglishishangchuxianguo，huozhexitongbenshenshaoweiyoudianlipudedongxi。
dantebielipude，biruchaojikeji，yuzhoufeichuanzhileide，yagenmeiyou！
meiyigedongxidouxuyaoshengwangzhiquduihuan！
tasuoxuyaozuode，jiushibuduandexuanyangkuodazijidemingsheng，congerhuodeshengwangzhi！
genzijideshenfenwanmeipipei！
buguanshixichehaishizhubo，douxuyaoyigemingsheng！
秦昊微微沉吟！
ruguoshigudaihuozhegangkaifangdeniandai，xiangyaokuaisuchumingziranhennanzuodao，danwangluoshidai，xiangyaozuodao，shuojiandanyejiandan，shuokunnanyekunnan！
tayouxieyouyu，jiaru，tashishuojiaru，zijikaizhezhibochuquguobenyiquan，neishibushishunjianxiangchequanwang？
zhishaomouzhongchengdushanglaishuo，mingshengdazao！
bieguanhaodehuaide，nijiushuoshibushiba！
变态红也是红啊！
“dakaixinshoudalibao！”
tanxiyisheng，tazhongjiulabuxianeigelian，guanjianzhibopingtaiyebuyunxua！
“ding，gongxisuzhu，huodebeidongjineng，mingchaqiuhao！”
“mingchaqiuhao：zaigongzuoqijian，shanyufaxiandabufenxijie，zongjie：nihenxi！”
“ding，gongxisuzhu，huodezuidingjianzhuanyexichegongjushebeiyitao！（yifangzhidaoshebeijian）！”
“ding，gongxisuzhu，huodezibaojineng，rumenqinnashu！”
“bucuo，zhenghaowozheilishebeijianlou，yitaodingjianzhuanyeshebei，laidefeichangjishi！”
qinhaolianshangluchuweixiao，duiyuxitongdedongxihenmanyi，suiranmeiyouzhijiejijigeyi，jindanzhileide，danrenma，yaodongdezhizu！
mianfeijinide，haiyaoshenmezixingche？
xiayike，naohaizhongchuxianleguanyuqinnashoudejieshaohezhaoshi！
“qinnashu，huaxiawushuzhiyi，liyongrentiguanjie，xuewei，yaohai，youxiaokuaisuzhifudiren！”
naohailideyizhaoyishi，fangfoyijingxueleliangnianbandelaoshifuyiban。zhishaotayouzixin，dajigezhuanghanshiyidianwentimeiyou！
“qinhao，nizheishibushishenmechedounengxiganjing？niquedingma？”
“dangran，xiche，woshizhuanyede！”
qinhaohuiguoshen，kandaodanmu，haobuyouyudediantou。
bushuotabenshendezhuanyexing，jiubuweijurenheyitaichedetiaozhan，xianzaigengshixitongjiachi，yongyoulegengjiazhuanyedeshebeihejineng，zenmekenengxibuganjing？
“轰轰轰！”
jiuzaizheishi，qinhaotingdaomenwaichuanlaiyizhentuolajisheng。
haimeidengtafanyingguolai，jiukandaoyiliangyizousanhuangyou，hunshenjiufangfozainidiligunguodepojiumianbaochezhijiekaijindiannei！
yuanbenbudadekongjian，biandeyouxieyongji！
qinhaolianpiweiweichouchu，neimianbaochezaitingxiadeyishunjian，dipandiaoxialaiyigelingjian，yebuzhidaoshiluosihaishishenmedongxi。
shenzhi，waimiandedaolushang，lililala，jiuwanruolaonianrenshunfengshiyixieyiban，zhenggeyitiaozhixiandejiyouhetiexiu。
rendaozhuyilaishuo，zheishuyunvedailaorenjibie！
“砰！”
“啪嗒！”
fanguangjingzhijiediaozailedishang。
yigedagaisanshisuizuoyoudenanrenxiacheguanmen，buguoyaoshuozuiyoutediande，jiushineixigoubandeshencai。
fangfoshigangcongshamolipaojinlaidekuloubing，rangrenyinxiangshenke！
cishi，kuloubing，e，nanrenmanlianxiaoyidekaikoule。
“hehe，qinhaoshiba？nikanzheichenengxiganjingma？”
“wogennishuo，wozheichekeshipeibanwoduoniandelaopengyou，baobeidehen，xibuganjingwolezanidepaizi！”
cihuayichu，yuanbenhaizaichaonaodezhibojian，anjingyipian！
观众都看傻了！
zhei.........zheihainengxima？
huozheshuo，haiyouxidejiazhima？
压根都不能上路吧？
suiranzanmenbubishirenheyitaiche，dannizheishibushiyoudiantaiguofenle？
nibuzaihushengming，bierenhaizaihuni！
“？？？dangwodachuzheixiewenhaodeshihou，bushiwoyouwenti，ershiniyouwenti。”
“wonima，zhenquedea，jurannazheizhongchelaixi？ershouchefanzidoubuyao，feipinzhanshoudeba？”
观众直接就炸了！
欺负人嘛这不是？
“有备而来啊！”
qinhaoshuangyanweimi，shangyimiaogangshuowan，xiayimiaocongtianerjiang？
niyiweinishishenbingxiaojiangma？
guobuqiran，yigeqinhaodefensifachuleyitiaodanmu。
“haoge，zheilaoxiaoziwozhidao，wangaotian，yigeyouxiemingshengdedav，daochucengredu，buguanhaohuaijianfengjiuzuan，redujiedepengcizhuanjia，jiuhenqiguai，zheizhongrendouyoufensi，haibushao！”