第2章
“heihei，tahaijingchangfayixie，guowaiyueliangshiyuande，kongqishitiandezheizhongjianzeiwenzhang！bushishuoguowaibuhao，meigeguojiadouyougezidetese，ershizhenmeidaoneizhongkuazhangchengdu！”
“bushaozhubohebozhu，shenzhishimingxing，doubeitapengcihuozhaocha，huoexinhuoqifudetuiwangle，meibanfa，renjianaocanfenduo，gentemeheieshiliyiyang！”
qinhaokanzhezijifensidetixing，meitouweizhou。
qizhonghaichanzazheyixie，shenmewangjiajunqianlaibaodao，xiaolajisusuxiaguizhileidedanmu。
qishitatingtaoyansuoweidesheisheijiajunde，dabufendoushiyixiebutaidongshidenianqingren，juedehenweifeng，nongdegengeheisehuiyiyang。
nongdewangluohuanjingyipianwuyanzhangqi。
genghekuang，zheijiahuodeexinchengduhaiyuanyuanbuzhiruci！
“shafeikuxin，juranhainengzhaodaozheiyangdeche，yeshinanweinile，zhenshixiaojilingguini！”
qinhaolianseguguaixiaozheshuodao。
“meiyou，buguoxiongdi，nizheixiefensi，jinwozhibojianerhuabushuozhijiekaipenmawobenrenhewofensi，nidejiwoyigejiaodaiba？”
wenyan，wangaotianhuanghuanggeshanzhanaodai，tailetaixiaba，shiyijixushuo，sihaobuzaiyiqinhaodeanfeng，haoxianghaiyouyidianxiaodeyi。
“nishulezaisuoyourendejianzhengxia，daoqianbingjiwoliangqianxichefeiyong，yesuanshijingshensunshifei。
woshulezhijieguanmentuiwang，yinwei**zheigede，xibuganjingyejiumeibiyaokaimenle，gengmeilianjixuzhibo，zenmeyang？”
qinhaodeshengyinzhidiyousheng！
zheidoushangmentiguandalianle，wohainengguanzheni？
ruguoshizhiqian，taziranbuhuishuoshenmeguanmentuiwang，yinweiyitaiche，xiangyaozhenzhengxiganjing，hennanzuodao！
zheigenjiafangchabuduo，dongdedoudong！
danhuodemingchaqiuhaojinengzhihou，quehenrongyi！
zhixuwolveweichushou，jiuyijingshizheigexingyedejixian！
你拿什么跟我斗？
观众顿时震惊！
meixiangdao，tajuranganwanzheimeda！
“ding，gongxisuzhu，huodeshengwangzhi，wubai！”
“ding，gongxisuzhuhuodeshengwangzhi，liubai！”
“haogehutua，zheipolanchezenmekenengxiganjing？”
“hahaha，shacha，jiusuannizheijitianjueqisudukuaiyounengruhe？zhishanggenbushanga！”
zheishidai，sheibuzhidaozhibozhuanqian？
qinhaozhiboneirongdute，zhangfenwending，zhangciyiwang，daihuozhuandaqianneishikendingde！
yidanmeixiganjing，dengyuduanlezijicailu！
erganjinghemeiganjing，shuofajiudale！
zhenyaogennitaigang，zhaodaoyigenmaofa，dounengsuannimeixiganjing！
“hahaha，keyi，zheikeshinishuode，nijiudengzheguanmentuiwangba，ganjinkaishi！”
wangaotianxingfendecuolecuoshou，tayijingkandaohaojiwandefensi，zaiduizijizhaoshoule！
shaoweichaozuoyixia，fensishuliangbudezhangshangtian？
jieshi，zhibodaihuo，gejiucai！
rangniyanzhengzhengdekanzhezijicengjingdefensi，beidangchengjiucaiga，haiyoushenmebizheigengshuangdeshiqingma？
dangran，tagenqinhaobingmeiyouchouhen，shenzhizhiqianyagenburenshi，buguozhiyaoliyizugou，neikeyichengweidiren！！
jiuzaiwangaotianhuanxiangdeshihou，qinhaotizhexitongjiyudezhanxinshebeizoulechulai。
gaoyashuiqiang，damo，chongshui，fengganyitishi！
shenzhihainengzidongsaomiaonalimeiyouqingxidaowei，feichangshaguashi！
weiyideyihanjiushi，bingbushiquanzidong，xuyaorengongcaozuo。
“嗡！”
shebeiqidong，gaoqiangyadeshuiliucongshuiqiangshangpenshe。
mianbaocheerdechetoujiufangfoshituoleyicengpiyiyang，yuanbendehuichenhenigou，zhijiexiaoshibujian！
heiseshuiliu，congmianbaochededibuliutangerxia！
“xiongdimen，kankanzheinongyudeqiaokelijiang，qianwanbuyaolangfeile，jianglijibangyidage！”
guanzhong：“.........”
tamenkanzheyouranzizaideqinhao，youdianwuyu。
dage，nijiuzhendeyidiandoubudanxinma？
diaozhengfangxiang，qinhaozhunbeiqingxicheshen。
danjiuzaizheishi，tadeyanqianchuxianleyidaoxinxi！
“chemenzhongjian：nvxing，xueshouyin，xuexing：axing，hantangliangjiaogao，buyipinchang，yidetangniaobing！”
kanzhezheidaoxinxi，qinhaoyinaodaiwenhao。
神特么含糖量较高？
shentemebuyipinchang，sheiyoubinga，huichizheiwanyi？
erqie，nizheitishishibushiyoudian，taidaoweile？
jinjiezhe，gengduodexinxichuxian！
“chemenxiafang：nvxing，gaogenxietichuaihenji，xiema：37ma！”
“chemenbashou：nvxing，youshouzhongzhizhuanaohenji，canliuzhijiafenmo。”
qinhaomeitoujinzhou，shiqinghaoxiangyoudianbuduijingera！
xueshouyinkeyilijie，shoushanghuashang。
gaogenxietichuaiyehenzhengchang。
danshi，renleizhijiazhuanaodehenji，tajiuwufalijielea！
zhengchangrensheihuiyongzhijiaqunaomen？
qinhaoyouxiehuyi，xiayishitingxiachongxi。
“？？？bietinga，wocaigangshangjinger！！”
danqinhaoquemeiguanneimeduo，zhijielakaichemen！
kandaoqinhaotingxia，guanzhongnanshoudeyipi。
“wanle，woqiangpozhengfanle，nengbunengxianxiwanzaikaichemen？cheshenhaimeixia！”
“哗啦！”
meiyousihaozhunbeideta，zaiwendaocheneiqiweideshunjian，zhijieyigezhanshuhouyang！
浓郁的腥臭味！
jihuyaoguanchuanrendedanao！
非常刺鼻！
“wokao，xiongdi，nizailimianzuocailea，erqiezheikouweitingzhonga！”
qinhaozhuantoukanxiangzuozaiyipang，zhengzaigenfensihudongdewangaotian。
“niguanwozaibuzailimianzuocai，ruguoganjingwohuinalaixichema？”
wangaotianbunaifandelengxiao，yifuxiadengfanpaideyangzi。
尽职尽责！
“nizuobuzuocai，dangrangenwomeiguanxi，danxinxiandelajiaoyou，jiangyou，haoyou，youqizhileiluanqibazaode，jiugenwoyouguanxile！”
qinhaolianseguguai，yinweitayanqianzaicichuxianleyidaoxinxi！
“tingqiquandeha，biegenwoshuonibuxiaoxinnongshangqude，jiusuannizailimianyongzheixiedongxixizao，doubukenengnongzheimedamianjizheimejunyunzheimeqiquan！”
wangaotianlianseyibian，manyanbukesiyi！
观众更是懵了！
benshen，nikaigeshibashoumianbaochelaijiuhenguofenle，haijiercijiagongyixia？
renbuneng，zhishaobuyinggaizheime**！
“zhangjianshile，zhendezhangjianshile，weileliuliang，shenmewuxiaxiandeshiqingdounengzuo！”
“hai，nidiyitianzhidaotama？niyongyuanbuyaodiguyigerendejiecao！”
qinhaopingjingdekanzheduifang，tiaozhan，zhaocha，boquliuliang，tanenglijieyenengjieshou，dajiawufeidoushihunkoufanchibale，yangelaishuo，zijiyingleyenenghuodehaochu。
danzheizhongfangshijiuhenexinle！
neimejunyun，neimedamianji，neimeqiquan，jiubukenengshibuxiaoxinsashangqude！
nanguaizijidefensidoushuozheijiahuoshiredupengcizhuanjia，shenzhidaizhefensidaochuqifuren，haizhenmeiyuanwangta！
“nixiangruhe？haishishuo，nibuganxile？”
“zheigenganbuganwuguan，nijiwozengjiatiaozhannandu，zheicheyuanyuanchaoyuelezhengchangxuyaoqingjiedechengdu，suoyi.........”
“得加钱！”