第3章
辽州市稽查局！
wangchaoshiyigeruzhiwuniandenianqinglaojicha！
zaicengjing，tamengxiangchengweijichazhihou，zhuabuhuairen，yuzuifandouzheng，xingzouzaiweixianzhizhong！
chengweirenminqunzhongdeyingxiong！
但现实很尴尬！
chengweijichazhihou，tachulizuiduodeshiqingjiushi.........
调节邻里纷争！
bangzhulaodayelaodama，zhaomaozhaogou！
zheihenhao，danyoubushihenhao！
henmaodun，youhenshunlichengzhang！
haodeshi，baixinghexie，anjuleye，buguotamenjicha，xiangyaozuochuchengjijiuhennanle！
tebieshi，daanyaoanhailunbudaota！
“哎，愁啊！”
wangchaowuliaodeshuazheshouji，taganjuezijizaizheimexiaqu，jiuyaofeile！
“恩？”
danjiuzaizheishi，wangchaoturankandaoleyigexichezhibojian，dunshiyixiao。
“haojiahuo，zheiniantouxichedounengzhibole！”
tadasuanhuazou，ranerxiayike，wangchaolengzhu！
“zheimianbaochewozenmeganjueyoudianyanshuni？haoxiangzainalijianguo？”
.........
“laile，jiaqianjushi！”
“jiaqianhuichidao，danbuhuiquexi！”
“gerenguyizaocheng，wojuedejiaqianbuguofen，shenzhi，zheidanziyagenjiubuyinggaijie，yinweimingxianjiushizhaochacengliulianglaide，wotaidongtale！”
zhibojiannei，guanzhongtingdaoqinhaoshuojiaqian，juedelisuoyingdang。
jiuhaoxiang，nimaileyitaishouji，kaifengzhihouguyishuaizaidishang，nizhaoshangjiarangrenjiatuikuan，zheikenengma？
zaibirushuo，yigeyuejiniliangqianwu，rangnimeitianshibaxiaoshigongzuo，zheikenengma？
“xing，wogennishuo，yiqianwoqiongkunliaodaodeshihou，zheichepeibanlewohaoduonian，zhiyaonengxiganjing，zheiyang，wojiniwuqian，keyiba？”
wangaotiansongleyikouqi，haiyiweiqinhaoyaojiezheigeliyoujujue，tabingbuzaiyiduoshaoqian，zaiyideshiliuliang！
jiuzheimeyihuidegongfu，tazhibojianyuanbendeyiwanduoren，yijingbianchenglesanwanduoren！
shidemeicuo，wangaotianyezaikaizhezhibo！
“aotiangedaqia，xigechezhijiejiwuqiankuai？”
“hai，yaowoshuojiushijiqinhaozheixiaoziguande，yigechouxichegongeryi，rangnixicheneishijinimianzi，womenaotiangekeshichaojidawanghong，zhimingdav！zhidaojiaotiangexiche，huijinidailaiduodaliuliangma？”
zhengsuowei，shenmeyangdezhubojiushenmeyangdefensi！
aotianzhibojianli，guanzhonggezhongxiaozhangbahu，fangfotianlaoda，tamenzhubolao-eryiyang！
qinhaofanlefanbaiyan，aduiduidui，youganqing！
youganqingyoushilajiaoyou，youshiyouqi，youshichouhaixianshuide！
zheigensongjizijilaopoyiqun.........gouzi，youshenmequbie，shiba？
tayelandefeihua，huanlechongshuichatou，kaishiqinglimianbaocheneibu。
tebieshichediankaobeidengweizhi，jihudengtongyuganxi。
qinhaodongzuoxiaoxinyiyi，yizhizaizhuyimianbaocheshangdexijiezhichu，chewaidetishi，rangtaxinzhongfandigu！
“哗！”
ganxitouqingsonghuaguozuodian，zhijianneihuiheisedezuodian，jiufangfoshibeiniutianguodeyiyang，zhijiebianchengjiebai！
genpangbiandehuiheiseduibi，chajumingxianjuda！
“啊，爽！！”
“jiushizheigewei，jiabajinger！！”
“gaishuobushuo，jiuzheirenzhenxizhidetaidu，youkongshuoshenmeyeyaoqutiyanyixia！”
zhibojianguanzhongzhiganjuexinzhongyizhenshushuang，qiangpozhenghuanzhefuyina！
qinhaoquesihaogaoxingbuqilai，shenzhiyanshenzhujianningzhong！
眼前再次出现提示！
“jiashiweikaobei：nvxing，gaogenxiejiaodenghenji，xiema：37ma，shiyonglidu，quanli，jiaodu：quanfugai！”
qinhaodongzuoyidun，zaibupohuaiyinjidetongshi，jinxingqingli，suihoudiaozhuanqitaweizhi，raner，xiayike，tishizaicichuxian！
“chezuoxia：renleigankuxueye，yigenxiujironghe，xuexing：a！hantangliangjiaogao！”
“houchezuo：wulvnvxingzhangfa，genjutoufayanse，danxing，fazhi，youxingdengfangshipanduan，zheishiyiweijingchangtangtouranfa，nianlingzaiershiwusansuidaoershiliusui，xihuanaoyedeguniang！”
“zhongjianquyu：madaixianwei，renleizhengzhahenji。”
kanzhezheixiexinxi，qinhaotoupifama！
taitouwangqu，yanqiandemianbaocheneibu，fangfobushiyitaiche，ershiyigefanzuixianchang！
buguanshixianxue，haishijiaodenghenji，yihuozhetoufa，douhenzhengchang！
renxue，yekeyishuoshibixuehuohuashang。
toufa，jiaodenghenji，madaixianweigengshizhengchang！
danteniangdesheinengjieshiyixia，renleizhengzhahenjishizenmegeyisi？
zaijiehechewaidexinxi.........
qinhaoxinzhongyouleyigedadandecaice，zhibuguoyoudianlipu！
“xiongdi，nizheichebuduijingera，quedingshinidema？”
qinhaobudongshengsedewendao。
“feihua，bushiwodenanbuchengshinide？woshuonidaodixingbuxing？ruguobuxing，jiulvxingnuoyan，yigexichede，lianchedouxibuganjing，yebuzhidaonishizenmeyouliankaidiande！”
wangaotianlengchaorefeng，nuliyanyizheshuyutazijidezhimingjiezou！
“neiruguowoshuo，nidechetaizang，xuyaoqiqianni？”
“没问题！”
wangaotiandegancuililuo，qinhaomeiyousihaogaoxing，fanerxinzhongyihan！
qiqian，zheitaipomianbaochedoubuzhiqiqian！
“tianzhenle，zhongjiushitianzhenle，wobenyiweinishiweileliuliangzhaochade，meixiangdaoa，nijuranzaidaqiceng！”
“jiezhezhaochadeliyou，rangwozhuyiliquanzaiqingjieshang，tongshihaizaidatingguangzhongzhixiaqingjiefanzuigongju，zheishiduiwo，huozheduijichadechaofengma？”
秦昊心中叹息。
xianzaiyijingkeyiquedingle！
zheitemenalishimianbaoche？
jianzhijiushiyigeyidongdefanzuigongju！
danzida，zhishanggao，gaozhishanggaozhiliangzuifan！
yidanzijimeifaxian，houguobuganxiangxiang。
duifangpaipai**zouren，erzijiqueqinglilefanzuizhengju，daodishishenmezuixing，suanbusuanshibangxiong，neijiubuqingchule！
“呼！”
qinhaoxileyikouqi，qiangpozijilengjingxialai。
jibianshichuanyuezhe，queyeshiputongren，pengdaozheizhongshiyaoshuoyidianbuhuang，neishibukenengde。
“shenmeqingkuang？zenmetingle？bieting，qingjixudong！”
“wanle，kanzheneiqinglileyibandechezuo，woqiangpozhengyouyaofanle！”
“wosuiranzhidaonimenxiangyaoyanxi，dannengbunengxianqinglilezaishuo？”
qinhaokanleyiyanzhibojiandeqingkuang。
guanzhongderenshuyijinglaidaoleyiwanzuoyou，yiqianjibenshangwendingsanqian。
tongshiyeyoudaliangdeguanzhongyiwei，zheishijuben，tiqiananpaide。
bijingzheiniantou，zhibotaoluhenshen！
qinhaobingmeiyouzaiyiguanzhongdetaolun，shenshendekanlewangaotianyiyan，chenshengdao：“xiongdi，kaiyitaifanzuigongjuguolairangwoqingli，wogaishuonishidandabaotianni，haishiwoshaniquanjiale？maozhebaoludefengxian，yeyaokengsiwo？”
观众：“？？？”
王傲天：“？？？”
buguanshiwangaotianhaishiguanzhong，doushiyinaodaidewenhao。
weishenmemeigezidounengtingdong，danshilianzaiyiqijiutingbudongle？
什么叫，犯罪工具？
shenmejiao，maozhebaolufengxian？
“ha，hahaha，xiaosiwole，nideliyouhenqiadang，nizaishuoyiju，wojiuxinle！”
wangaotianhuiguoshen，buyoudedaxiaoqilai！
“weilejujiewozheigedanzi，rangduzhushixiao，haizhenyounidea！”
guanzhongyefanyingleguolai，yuanlaishiweilejujuezheigedanzi！
xiangxiangyeshi，sheijiazuifanganzheimeguangmingzhengdadelaixiaohuifanzuizhengju？
除非是疯子！
“不信？”
“feihua，ruguoninengzhengming，zheicheliyoushenmefanzuizhengju，wojiniyiwan！”
wangaotianbuxielengxiao，tayijingrending，duifangshizaihehuta，rangtalikai！
“行！”
ranhouzhongrenjiukandao，qinhaolaidaodamenkou！
“哗啦！”
tiemenlaxia，neibushunjianheian！
“niganshenme？weileyixieliuliangheqian，nibuhuixiangyaosharenmiekouba？zhibojianlizheimeduorenkanzheni！”
王傲天脸色变了变！
qinhaodakaidengguang，pielepiezui，wosharenmiekou？
wotaniangdeshipanipaole！
guanzhongqueshixiaohehe，duoshaoxinzhubo，chuangyizhubo，doubeizheijiahuonongmeile？shenzhihaigezhongjingtonggezhongguowaixinao！
yaoshuomeiquchuanxiaojinxiuguoliangnianban，tamenshibuxinde！
zheizhongren，jiushiqianjiaoyu。
ranhoutamenjiukandao，qinhaocongshebeijian，nachuyigetamencongweijianguodedongxi。
更像是摄像机！
jiuzaitamenyihuo，zheishishenmedongxideshihou，yitiaodanmuxiyinletamendezhuyili！
zheiweideqianmianhaiyouyigeguanfangrenzhengdefuhao，shiweijicha！
“zheishizihongwaixianchangxuehenkuaisujianceqi？shihenduojichajuyonglaijianceanfaxianchangdezhuanyeshebei，haojiahuo，haishizuixianjinde，zheiwanyizhishaoxuyaowushiwanzuoyou！”
观众：“？？？”
xianzaixichexingyedouzheimejuanlema？
sheitemenengxiangdao，yigekansijianloudexichedianli，juranhaiyouzheizhongshebei？
guanjianshi，sheijiaxichenengyongdaozheiwanyia！
“zhubo，laoshijiaodaiba，nishibushiyoudianshafuye？”