第5章
“bushi？nimenwanzhendea，zheibushijubenma？youmeiyoukenengjichashimaochongde？”
“？？？danfannihaiyoudianzhishang，doubunengshuochuzheihua！”
laoguanzhongyijiuchenjinzaiqinhaoneiganjingliluodechushou，tongshi，yeyouxinguanzhongkandemudengkoudai。
大家说好的剧本呢？
nimenjuranzhenbajichazhaolaile？
neiyejiushishuo，zhiqianmianbaochelideyiqie，doushizhende？
xiangdaozheili，bushaorenzhiganjueshentifaliang！
zheijiuxiang，dajiayiqizaiwanduomaomaoyouxi，jieguozhuadaozuihou，quezhuachulaiyigezhengui，sheibuhaipaa！
“ding，gongxisuzhu，huodeshengwangzhi，yiqian！”
“ding，gongxisuzhu，huodeshengwangzhi，yiqianwu！”
“ding.........”
“踏踏踏！”
yizhenjicudejiaobushengchuanlai！
zhijiandagaishijigeshenchuanjingfudejichakuaibuzoulai，lianseyansu，qifenningzhong！
“youhe？zheibuguonianbuguojiede，weihexingrucidali，womenkedandangbuqia！”
wangchaokandaoguizaimenkoudewangaotian，dunshiyileng，suijiraoguo！
wangaotian：“.........”
“ninhao，qinhaoxiansheng，ganxienindejishifaxian，ziwojieshaoyixia，wojiaowangchao！”
wangchaoshenshou，xiaozheshuodao。
“e，zhibojiandeneige？”
qinhaoganjuezheimingziyoudianershu，xiayishidedao。
yebuzhidao，zheisuanbusuanshixianxiawangyoujianmian？
虽然，有点另类！
“dui，qishizaikandaozheitaimianbaochedeshihou，wojiufajuelebuduijing，yinweizheitaimianbaocheshejidaoqianxietianbujiudeyigeanzi！”
“dangran，ninnenggouzaixichedetongshi，chajuedaobuduijing，nindeguanchaliyehenfeifan！”
zheishi，zhengzaijianchamianbaochedejigejichazouleguolai。
“duizhang，dequeshineiliangmianbaoche！”
“jichatongzhi，woshiyuanwangde，wozhenbushishenmezuifana！！”
wangaotianyigaizhiqiandekuangaohexiaozhang，dashengjiaoqu！
kaiwanxiao，zheishihoubujieshi，jiulaibujijieshile！
“neige，gangcaitayaopao，woqingjizhixiachuailetayijiao.........”
qinhaokanzheguizaidishang，daoxianzaihaimeiqilaidewangaotian，youxieganga。
“neizenmenengshichuaini？neijiaoxiejingbanan，tajiaoweizuiqiantao！”
观众：“！！！”
bukuishijichaa，zhenyouwenhua！
“qinhaoxiansheng，ninzheilifangbianma？jieyongjifenzhongkeyima？”
“keyi，jiushiwozheizhiboyaobuyaoguanbi？”
qinhaohaobuyouyudediantou，jingminhezuo，lisuoyingdang，genghekuang，tayehenhaoqi，daodishishenmeqingkuang。
“zhubo，woquannishanliang！”
“woyijingjinliangbuzhishengle，nishizenmexiangqilainihaizaizhibode？”
“nishuoyoumeiyoukeneng，yigezhengchangren，naodaishangbuzhangshexiangtou？”
wangchaobailebaishou：“meishi，qishizheigeanziyebufuza，dagaideqingkuangjiushi，jigenanrenjianseqiyi，bangleyigenvsheng。
nvshengziranbucong，zhengzhadelihai，tamenhuangzhangzhixia，haowurenxingdetongxiashashou，zheishieryijingshanglexinwen，yemeishenmebunengshuode。”
“muqiansuoyousheshizuifan，yijingquanbubeizhuabuguian，xianzaiweiyiqueshaodejiushitamendefanzuixiongqihexiangxididian，dangran，jiexialaideduihua，nenggoujingyinchuligenghao！！”
qinhaodiantou，yemeiguanguanzhongdeaihao，zhijiejingyin。
“shuoshuoba，nizainalinongdaodezheitaiche？”
wangchaokanxiangwangaotian，biaoqingyansu！
“yigechengjiaodefeipinshougouzhan，jichatongzhi，wozhenmeisharen，zheitaicheyebushiwode！”
王傲天老实交代。
“endui，nixianzaizuiduosuanshixianyiren，ruguoquedingshizuifan，wenhuajiubushizaizheilile！”
wangchaoshixiaoyaotou，jixudao：“danjiexialai，haixuyaomafannipeihe！”
wangaotian：“.........”
“peihe，peihe，woyidingpeihe！”
ranhou，wangchaoyouxunwenleyixiewenti。
jinjiezhe，jigejichajiuyaobatasongshangjingche。
guji，zaimeinongqingchudaodizenmehuishizhiqian，tashibiexiangxituoxianyile。
“等等！”
qinhaokanzheyimu，xinzhonggantanzhe，shishiwuchang，gangcaihaineimexiaozhangdeyigeren，xianzaizhijiechenglesunzi，tongshisuishoujiechulejingyinmoshi。
danxiayike，turanlengzhu，tahaoxiangyiwangleyigebijiaozhongyaodeshiqing！
jigejichajiaobuyidun，jingtidekanxiangqinhao。
“怎么了秦先生？”
“tahaimeijiwoqianni，wozheixiaobenshengyia！”
稽查：“？？？”
观众：“？？？”
好家伙！
我特么直接好家伙！
douzheishihoule，nijuranhaidianjizheqianni？
gaishuonijixinghao，haishigaishuonidandaxinxi，yihuozhe，shiqianruming？
erqie，jiunizheihaixiaobenshengyi？
sheijiayigexicheshengyi，haitaniangdeyoujiazhijishiwandexuehenjianceyi？
“ding，gongxisuzhu，huodeshengwangzhi，wubai！”
“ding.........”
shijigejichahuiguoshen，lenglengdekanlekanqinhao，youkanlekanwangaotian。
zhiqianzhibojianlifashengdeshiqing，tamenziranzhidao。
“我给！”
wangaotiandunshifanyingguolai，lianmangdiantouhayaodelaidaoqinhaomianqian，saomafuzhang，yiqihecheng！
一万块，不多不少！
“haoge，gangcaizhibojianlirenduo，jintianzheishiqingdequeshiwozuodebudui，wojininpeigebushi，ninkeqianwanbiegenwojijiao！”
wangaotiansuiranzaiwangluoshangyaowuheliude，dantabushishazi！
xiangfan，tahaihencongming，buranyebuhuizhaoqinhaodecha！
bushuoqita，jiushuoqinhaoruguozhendebaneitaimianbaochejixile，neitazuiniejiudalea！
meizhunjinqugebayuedoushihenzhengchangde。
suoyi，qinhaosuanshijianjiexingjiuleta！
“谢谢嗷！！”
xiangdaozheili，wangaotianyiliandeganji。
qinhao：“.........”
guanzhong：“.........”
大可不必！
“azhei，tagenwoshuoxiexieai！”
“cengjingaotiankuangwubian，yanhongxiaoqinbamingyang，xunlaizuizhengbuzizhi，xiaoqinfanshouzhenaotian！！”
“666，dangchudagetuichuwentan，woshijiweifanduide！”
kanzhedanmuzhongdehuayu，qinhaozuijiaoweiweichouchu。
zheiyijiedewangyouweiheruciyouxiu？
“qinxiansheng，shizheiyangde，yinweiwomenfabuguoxuanshang，suiranzuifanyijingquanbuluowang，danyinweihaichalezuizheng，suoyi，womenhuijininliangwankuaidexuanshangjiangjin！”
“tongshi，haiyouyigejinqi！”
“wogujimingtianjiunengsonglai！”
wangchaoyanchouzhewangaotianbeisongshangjingche，xiaozheshuodao。
“好！”
qinhaoyemeituichi，zhuyaoshi，taxianzaizhenqueqiana！
buran，zheixichedianyebuhuijinyitaimianbaochedouyoudianyongjile。
“duile，gangcaitaweizuiqiantao，suirangenzheijiananzimeiguanxi，danshiwohuaiyi，takenenggenqitashiqingyouguanxi，wojianyinimenzixichacha！”
qinhaokehaijidefensimenshuodehua。
zhangzhefensiduo，daochuqifuren，exinren。haixuanchuanguowairuheruhe，gengshidaochupengciredian，jiubirushuojintiantazheijianshier，ruguobushixitong，zijibaifenbaizaigentou！
zhongzhongxingweiliejibanban，suiranbufanfa，danbudaode！
观众：“！！！”
nixiaozihaitingjichou，buguowoxihuan！
“这是当然！”
wangchaoxiaozhedianlediantou，shuozhejiuyaoliqu。
qinhaokanxiangkaichudamendemianbaoche，fangfoyouxiangqileshenme。
“haiyouyijianshier！！”
“什么？”
wangchaobenlaiyijingdasuanlikai，tingdaozheihualiketingxia。
takebuganxiaokanqinhao，nengzaineimeduandeshijian，faxiancheneidexijie，zheikebushiyibanrennengyoude。
guanzhongyehaoqi，qinhaoyoufaxianleshenme。
“zheichegujinianjiandoumeiguo，popolanlan，louyou，diaolingjian，zheisuanbusuanshiweixiancheliang？”
qinhaokanzhexichedianneidishangneiyitanheiyouheyixielingjianhaiyoutiexiu，youyoudao：“wangaotiankaiweixiancheliangshanglu，buguzijianquanhebierenanquan，tachufanlejiaotongfaba？”