“meiyoua..”sheyingshilianmangbaishoujieshi:“wodemingzijiujiaolimamaipi。”
“你还骂!!”
fangyangyerenbuzhuyouyoudekaikoudao:“xiongdi,chabuduojiuxingle。”
“womeiyoua!!”sheyingshibiaoqingkanzhedouyaokule,yingzhetoupijieshidao:“xiaoshihouwojiakailegexiaopijiuchangde,zichanzixiao。”
“zaiwomendangdiyouyizhongshengzhangzaidashanlidezhiwu,jiaolimamai,keyijiagongchengpijiu。”
“yinweilimamaipiyanglewoyijiaren,suoyiwobamajuedingjiwoqizheigemingzi。”
jizhangdekanzhesheyingshizhenchengdelianpang,yanpizibuzijuedechoulechou。
tadoubuzhidaodaodishibushimaziji。
jiuzaizheishi,buyuanchuturanchuanlaiyidaojingyideshengyin:“yi,niuma,nizenmelaile?”
sijizhuanguotouyikan,zhijianxinlangzhoubinchuanzherenmogouyangdezouleguolai,lianshangluchukailangdexiaorong。
“nilaiyebugenwoshuoyisheng,zhenshide...haijishenmelijina,zanmenshenmeguanxi,rendaolebujiuxingle。”
ranerxiayimiao,jizhangdeyouyoulaileju:“xinlangnilaidezhenghao,tamensangedoushuoniqiantamenqian,suoyiyongzhangdilijinle。”
tingdaozheihua,zhoubinlianseyijiang,danhenkuaijiudiaozhenghuilaigaxiaoyisheng:“aiya,duodadianshima...renlailejiuxing,meiguanxide。”
suihoukanxiangfangyangliangrenxiaozhewendao:“zheishi...nidailaidepengyou?”
niumadianlediantou,xinzhongyouyuyaobuyaozhijiekaikouyaoqian。
kequefaxianfangyangyagenmeiyoukaikoudeyisi,suoxingjiuyalexiaqu。
zhoubinjianzhuangxinzhongyezhongzhongdesonglekouqi。
yuanbenhunliyagenjiumeidasuanqingniuma,jiushipataturantidangchupianqiandeshiqing,wanyibahunligaozale,neijiuwandanle。
suoyixianzaitazhinengpeixiaolian:“jiranshiniumadepengyou,neijiushiwodepengyou。duile,lianggexiongdixihuanheshenme?jinwanwozhunbeilebaijiu,hongjiu,pijiuyinliao,yingyoujinyou。”
fangyangwusuoweidesonglesongjian:“suibian。”
jinjiezheyipangdesheyingshimianwubiaoqingdelaileju:“wohelimamaipi,nizheiyouma?”
“a?”zhoubindangchanglengzhule。
噗嗤一声~~
yipangjizhangdexianxiaopenlechulai,lianmangjieshidao:“nibieduoxiang,tabushizaimani...tashizaishuoyizhongyonglimamai**chulaidepijiu。”
“wowo~~”zhoubinlianshangdexiaorongjianglejiang,ganxiaodao:“zhei...zheihaizhenmeiyou...”
“neishenme..wohaiyoubiedeshiyaomang,nimenchihaohehao..ang~~”
shuowanbianjicongcongdezoule,ruguoyoukeneng,tazheibeizidoubuxiangzaikandaoniuma,dangranyebaokuosheyingshi。
zhibojiandewangyouyebeigangcaideyimujixiaochoule。
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——【zaiwomenneiyibanhelimamaipideshihoudouhuipeishangtiaojiaomixian,haiyouzhusunchaorou,xiangtiyanyixiadehua,daowomenzheibianlaiwan,laobanwennihedianshenme,nizhijiegaosutawohelimamaipi,tazidonghuijinianpaitaocan。】
——【jidajiakepuyixia,limamaishiyizhongshengzhangzaidashanlidezhiwu,jingguosangezhouqidepeiyang,huizaixiatiankaihua,suchenglimamaimahua。jiagonghoujiunengdedaochunzhengkouweidelimamaipi,ruguozaijiaruzhima,jiujiaolimamaimapi,ruguoniangzaodeshijianguozhang,youchengzhiwei,limamailaomapi!】
——【jiuzaigangcai,wogengebizhuochuiniushuotamenmeiheguozheizhongpijiu,haibieshuoyiyuandewifihaitingliuchang。】
——【xinlang:ganjuetazaimawo,danshiwomeiyouzhengju!!】
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yanjianxinlangyemeiyoushuoshenme,jizhangdezhihaojixiasheyingshihesijidemingzi,suihoudahanleyisheng:“xinlangtongxue,niuma、limamaipigesuili1000,jizhang2000!”
zheimeyihan,yanhuitingderenquanbudoulengzhule。
fangyangpailepailiangrenjianbang:“lengzhegansha,nayana,buyaobaibuyao。”
“ee。”liangrengezinaqiliangbaoyansaijinkoudai,yitongzoujinyanhuiting。
fangyanwangqu,shuijingdiaodengbazhenggekongjianzhaodejinbihuihuang。
shangbaizhangzhuozizhengqipailiezhe,meizhangzhuoshangdoubaizhexitanghehejidieguazihuasheng,zhibuguoxianzaizhiyousanliangrenqunzuozaiyiqikeguaziwanshouji,lianjiaoliudeshengyindouhenxiao。
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limianjingranzhengzhengqiqimazheyitatabaiyuandachao,mucezhishaoyouwushiwan。
chaopiaoshangmianhaibaizheliugedakaidehongseshoushihe,jinxianglian、jinshouzhuozaishedengxiashanshanfaguang。
chucizhiwaihaiyoufangchanzheng、chezilvbendengdengzhangxiancailidedongxi,kanderenyanjingdouzhile。
erzaibolideshangfang,heranxiezhexinlangcailijigedazi。
sijikandaozheiyimudangchangqideyachiyaodegegexiang,fennudedihoudao:“**!!tajingranzheimeyouqian,quebukenhaiwoqian,wozhenshicaole!!”
suihoukanxiangfangyang:“zenmeban?yaobuyaoxianzaichongshangquzhijiebaqianqiangzou?”
ranermianduisijiqidaideyanshen,fangyangmubuxieshidekanzhewutai,meitoujinzhou:“buduijing!!”
“buduijing?niyejuede?tamingmingyouqian!!”
“bushizheigeyisi..”fangyangyaoleyaotou:“wozhidaonihenji,dannixianbieji,zheihunlikongpameiyoubiaomiankandeneimejiandan。”
sijilianseyijiang,jiqiedewendao:“keshiwo..”
fangyangzhilezhiwutaishangzhanzhedelianggexizhuangdahan:“nijuedenidaguotaliangma?”
“e...da..dabuguo..”
“neibujiushile..buyaojiewaishengzhi。”
sijiwunaidetanlekouqi,muguangkanxiangyoubiandezhuozi,neilichenliedeshinvfangdejiazhuang。
yigefangchanzhengfangdazhaobiaozaixiangkuangli,pangbianlizhekuaipaizixiezheshizhongxin120pinghunfangyitao。
baomachedeyaochibaizaitoumingzhanshihezhong,xiamianbiaozhux5dingpeiban。
chucizhiwaihaiyouyixiejinyinqiwu,kanqilainvfangjialitiaojianqueshixiangdangbucuo。
“womenzuona?”sijiyihuodewendao。
“jiuzuozhei!”fangyangzhizhepangbiandezhuozijieshidao:“zheigeweizhijulimenkoujin。”
“weisha?”sheyingshibujiedewendao:“shiweilefangbianpaoluma?”
fangyangbailetayiyan:“nidonggeder~~zanmenzuozaizheinengqingchudetingdaojizhangdeyigongshouleduoshaolijin,daoshihouyaozhaixinlibujiuyoushuleme。”
cihuayichu,sijihuangrandawu:“duiduidui!!shigaizuozhei!”
“neihao,jicailiderenwujiujiaojinile。”
“行,没问题。”
jiuzheiyang,sanrenzuozaiyizishangyibianhezhechayibiankeguazi,shunbiantingtingbaguajijizhang。
suizheshijianyidiandiandetuiyi,yuelaiyueduoderengandaohunlixianchang。
sijidelianshangzhujianbiandekangfenqilai。
duanduanyigeduoxiaoshideshijian,guangshiguolaidebinkejiuyijingjile5wanduodelijin。
yebuzhidaotamenzheishishenmeguiju,nannvshuangfangdelijinjingranfangzaiyiqi。
yaozhidaoxianzaiyanhuitinglianyibandouhaimeizuoxiani。
zhaozheigejinduxiaqu,guangshilijindounengshoushijiwan。
yejiushishuo,sijideqianzhishaoyoulezheluo,zheirangtazennengbukaixin。
zhidao5dianzhongzuoyou,gaofengqidaole。
daliangdebinkeruqierzhi。
xinlangzhoubinxiaohehedezhanzaimenkouyingke。
yanhuitinglidezuoweiyezhujianzuoman,jiulianfangyangtamenzhuodouzuolebushaogenniumarenshidepengyou。
xianchangrenshengdingfei,haoburenao,hennanxiangxiang,yigelaolai,jingranhainengzheimetangerhuangzhidejubanrucilongzhongdehunli。
jiuzaizheishi,fangyangzhuyidaoyigeqiguaidexijie。
tafaxianxinlangzaiyingjiebinkeshi,duiqinqidetaidusuiranhenreqingdanquetouluchuyimoguguai。
birugangcai,zaiheyigezichengershudezhongniannanziwoshou,liangrensuiranxiaorongmanmian,danwoshoushimingxianchiyileyixia,xiangshidiyicijianmian。
ruguoxinlangchangnianbuzaijia,zheizhongqingkuangyezhengchang。
kezuirangfangyangkanbudongdeshi,xinlangdebamaquanchengzhanzaiyipangpeixiaolian,beidongdewoshou,congmeiyouzhudongdaguozhaohu。
这就奇怪了。
anlishuonenglaicanjiahunlide,jihudoushilaoyibeiderenqing。
tamendoushichongzhexinlangdebamalaide,suoyizirangenfumugengshuxiyixie。
zheizhongdaxiderizi,jiushizaichenmoguayandelaoren,yehuibiandekailangxuduo,butingdediyanjiaoliu。
kexianzai,tamenquebiaoxiandegenlaibinbuzenmeshudeyangzi,kandefangyangmeitouzhizhou。
chulezheixie,neixiesuoweideqinqizaijinruyanhuihou,jingrandoumoqidizhaogeweizhizuoxia,butingdechizhehezhe,shenzhiyouyizhuojingranyinweiguazifenpeibujun,chadiandaqilai。
yaobushixinlangganjinshangquanfu,zhuozidouyaoxianle。
kejiushizheiyang,yeshitoutoujiliangrensailebaoyancaianfuxiaqu。
yanchouzheshijianyouguolebangeduoxiaoshi,datinglidechaonaoshengyuelaiyueda,gencaishichangside,butingdeyourenzaijiaohuanzenmehaibushangcai,zhuozibeipaidepapaxiang。
zheinashilaicanjiahunlide,buzhidaodehaiyiweishilaidaoluande。
haozaizheishihunlisiyijishidezoushangwutai,naqihuatongxiaozhehandao:“zunjingdelaibin,qinaidepengyoumen,dajiawanshanghao!huanyingdajialaicanjia...”
dangmaikefengdeshengyinshunzheyinxiangchuanxiangzhenggeyanhuiting,xianchangzhujiananjinglexialai。
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henkuaijiulaidaolexinniangchuchangdehuanjie。
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zhibuguozixikandehuakeyifaxian,xinniangdeduzijingranyouweiweidelongqi。
zaitashenhouhaigensuilianggebanniang,yigebaisezhangqun,yigefensezhangqun,kanqilaiguaiguaide。
zhibojianwangyoukanzhezheishengdadehunli,yigegerenbuzhuzaipinglunqufengkuangtaolun。
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——【suiranxishihunlimeiyouzhongshidezhenhan,danyetinglangmande,dengwojiehunwoyaononggelaoshihunli,daoshihourangwodiejiwoyashanglai。】
——【qulaopohenzhongyao,quduile,nikesouyisheng,tadouyiweiniganmaole。qucuole,nishangdiao,tadouyiweinizaidangqiuqian!】
——【kanzhezhibo,woturanganjuejintiandezhuantougewaitangshou,maluduimiandelanbojiniyijiushiwoyaobukejidemeng,weifengchuiguowodemianpangwohenmimang,woduomexiwangyouyiweifuponengkanchuanwosuoyoudechengqiang,rangwozhujintanei5000pingdexinfang。】
——【guochanweiqibaxiang,fangzhidaikuan,hunzhicaili,xuezhiqufang,wazhiruanlei,yizhisuoming,laozhiwuxiu,xinzhiwuzhu,shizhihenhuo。qingxingdianba,xiongdimen,buyaozhikandaobiaomiandefengguang。】
——【nixiangxiangyixia,ruguoruogannianzhihounijiehunle,haizihenfan,laogongzhishidahuoguorizideren,tiantiankanzheneigemeiyouganqingderen,rutongxingshizourou,haiziyishizhuxingyaoniguan,butinghuayaonijiao,neigeshihounihuibuhuihouhuijintianmeiyoudiankaiwodetouxiangfayiju:zaima?gege。】
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sijizuozaiyipangyachiyaodegegexiang,dishengnumadao:“wolaopohaizaijialitanzhe,taquequlegezheimepiaoliangdelaopo,pingshenme。”
fangyangrentongdedianlediantou,budebushuoxinniangbenshenzhangdejiuhenpiaoliang,zaipeishangyishenhunsha,kanderenyanjingdouzhile。
yanchouzhehunlijijianglaidaozuizhongyaodehuanjie,jiaohuanjiezhi。
sijijile,lianmangkanxiangfangyangxunwendao:“zenmeban?womenhaibushangquma?”
fangyangchouletayiyan:“nishangquganma?”
“yaoqiana!!jiushiyaozaizuizhumudeshihouquyaoqian,xiaoguobushigenghaoma?”
“he~~”fangyangqingxiaozheyaoleyaotou:“yuanbenwoqueshiyouzheigedasuan..danxianzai..wokeyimingquedegaosuni,niyaoshizhenshangqule,jibenbukenengyaodaoqian。”
“weishenme?nei..neiwomenshenmeshihouyao,zaiguoyihuijiujieshulea。”
“buzheji。”fangyangzuijiaoweiweishangyang:“nifangxinba,jintianzheizhai,yaodingle。”
tingdaozheihua,sijixinshenyizhen,jingedewendao:“zhendema?niyoubawo?zenmezuo?”
fangyangbailebaishou:“kanzhejiuxing,yihuicaishanglaijideduochidian。”
“喔喔~~”
bansuizhejiezhijiaohuanwanbi,siyidahanyishengdajiachihaohehao,hunliyishichedijieshu。
zaozaiwaimiandengdaidefuwuyuanxunsutuizhecanchejinlaiaigeshangcai。
fangyangkanzheneiyidaodaodacanshangzhuohalazidouyaoliuxialai,naqikuaizikaishizao。
sijiyuanbenhaiyoudianyumen,kezaikandaoshenpangliangrenesiguitoutaideyangzihou,jingyebeiganrangenzheyiqihuchihaiheqilai。
sanrendechixiangjitongzhuodeqitarendoukandaile。
haozaijintiandecaipinhaishimanfengfude,chidaoyibanfangyangjiuyijingchidebaobaode,zhinengkanzheshengxiadedacangandengyan。
jiuzaizheishi,zhuchirenxiaorongmanmiandizoushangwutai,shoushangnazheyigedadaizi,limianzhuangmanlegezhonggeyangdewawa。
“geweiqinpenghaoyoumen,jiexialaijinruwomendehudonghuanjie,woxiangyaoqingyixiejiabinshangtailaihudongbiaoyanjiemu,dajiakeyiyongyuebaoming,shanglaijiuyoujiangpine。”
cihuayichu,xianchangshunjianrenaoleqilai。
tebieshixiaohaiziheyixienianqingmeizi,zaikandaowawahou,jidongdebutingshandongshenpangdedarenhuonanpengyoushangtaibiaoyanjiemu。
duanduanshimiaozhongbudao,taixiajiuyouwushurenjushou。
siyisuibianjiaolejigerenshangtai,kaishibiaoyanjiemu。
haibieshuo,bukuishizhuanyezuohunqingde,jiemuxiaoguofeichanghao,xianchangguanzhongbeidoudehahadaxiao。
suizhediyigejiemujijiangjieshu,fangyangturanqishenle。
sheyingshilianmangqishengensui,sijiyejimangwendao:“niyaoquna?”
fangyangbailebaishou:“nijiuzaizheidaizhe,yihuijiuzhidaole。”