第6章

“meiyoua..”sheyingshilianmangbaishoujieshi:“wodemingzijiujiaolimamaipi。”

“你还骂!!”

fangyangyerenbuzhuyouyoudekaikoudao:“xiongdi,chabuduojiuxingle。”

“womeiyoua!!”sheyingshibiaoqingkanzhedouyaokule,yingzhetoupijieshidao:“xiaoshihouwojiakailegexiaopijiuchangde,zichanzixiao。”

“zaiwomendangdiyouyizhongshengzhangzaidashanlidezhiwu,jiaolimamai,keyijiagongchengpijiu。”

“yinweilimamaipiyanglewoyijiaren,suoyiwobamajuedingjiwoqizheigemingzi。”

jizhangdekanzhesheyingshizhenchengdelianpang,yanpizibuzijuedechoulechou。

tadoubuzhidaodaodishibushimaziji。

jiuzaizheishi,buyuanchuturanchuanlaiyidaojingyideshengyin:“yi,niuma,nizenmelaile?”

sijizhuanguotouyikan,zhijianxinlangzhoubinchuanzherenmogouyangdezouleguolai,lianshangluchukailangdexiaorong。

“nilaiyebugenwoshuoyisheng,zhenshide...haijishenmelijina,zanmenshenmeguanxi,rendaolebujiuxingle。”

ranerxiayimiao,jizhangdeyouyoulaileju:“xinlangnilaidezhenghao,tamensangedoushuoniqiantamenqian,suoyiyongzhangdilijinle。”

tingdaozheihua,zhoubinlianseyijiang,danhenkuaijiudiaozhenghuilaigaxiaoyisheng:“aiya,duodadianshima...renlailejiuxing,meiguanxide。”

suihoukanxiangfangyangliangrenxiaozhewendao:“zheishi...nidailaidepengyou?”

niumadianlediantou,xinzhongyouyuyaobuyaozhijiekaikouyaoqian。

kequefaxianfangyangyagenmeiyoukaikoudeyisi,suoxingjiuyalexiaqu。

zhoubinjianzhuangxinzhongyezhongzhongdesonglekouqi。

yuanbenhunliyagenjiumeidasuanqingniuma,jiushipataturantidangchupianqiandeshiqing,wanyibahunligaozale,neijiuwandanle。

suoyixianzaitazhinengpeixiaolian:“jiranshiniumadepengyou,neijiushiwodepengyou。duile,lianggexiongdixihuanheshenme?jinwanwozhunbeilebaijiu,hongjiu,pijiuyinliao,yingyoujinyou。”

fangyangwusuoweidesonglesongjian:“suibian。”

jinjiezheyipangdesheyingshimianwubiaoqingdelaileju:“wohelimamaipi,nizheiyouma?”

“a?”zhoubindangchanglengzhule。

噗嗤一声~~

yipangjizhangdexianxiaopenlechulai,lianmangjieshidao:“nibieduoxiang,tabushizaimani...tashizaishuoyizhongyonglimamai**chulaidepijiu。”

“wowo~~”zhoubinlianshangdexiaorongjianglejiang,ganxiaodao:“zhei...zheihaizhenmeiyou...”

“neishenme..wohaiyoubiedeshiyaomang,nimenchihaohehao..ang~~”

shuowanbianjicongcongdezoule,ruguoyoukeneng,tazheibeizidoubuxiangzaikandaoniuma,dangranyebaokuosheyingshi。

zhibojiandewangyouyebeigangcaideyimujixiaochoule。

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——【zaiwomenneiyibanhelimamaipideshihoudouhuipeishangtiaojiaomixian,haiyouzhusunchaorou,xiangtiyanyixiadehua,daowomenzheibianlaiwan,laobanwennihedianshenme,nizhijiegaosutawohelimamaipi,tazidonghuijinianpaitaocan。】

——【jidajiakepuyixia,limamaishiyizhongshengzhangzaidashanlidezhiwu,jingguosangezhouqidepeiyang,huizaixiatiankaihua,suchenglimamaimahua。jiagonghoujiunengdedaochunzhengkouweidelimamaipi,ruguozaijiaruzhima,jiujiaolimamaimapi,ruguoniangzaodeshijianguozhang,youchengzhiwei,limamailaomapi!】

——【jiuzaigangcai,wogengebizhuochuiniushuotamenmeiheguozheizhongpijiu,haibieshuoyiyuandewifihaitingliuchang。】

——【xinlang:ganjuetazaimawo,danshiwomeiyouzhengju!!】

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yanjianxinlangyemeiyoushuoshenme,jizhangdezhihaojixiasheyingshihesijidemingzi,suihoudahanleyisheng:“xinlangtongxue,niuma、limamaipigesuili1000,jizhang2000!”

zheimeyihan,yanhuitingderenquanbudoulengzhule。

fangyangpailepailiangrenjianbang:“lengzhegansha,nayana,buyaobaibuyao。”

“ee。”liangrengezinaqiliangbaoyansaijinkoudai,yitongzoujinyanhuiting。

fangyanwangqu,shuijingdiaodengbazhenggekongjianzhaodejinbihuihuang。

shangbaizhangzhuozizhengqipailiezhe,meizhangzhuoshangdoubaizhexitanghehejidieguazihuasheng,zhibuguoxianzaizhiyousanliangrenqunzuozaiyiqikeguaziwanshouji,lianjiaoliudeshengyindouhenxiao。

wutaizhengzhongyangguazhejufuledping,xunhuanbofangzhexinlangxinniangdehunshazhao。

wutailiangcebaimanlexianhua,hongtancongmenkouyizhipudaotaiqian。

zuiyinrenzhumudeshiwutaizuoceneigeliangmigaodetoumingbolixiang。

limianjingranzhengzhengqiqimazheyitatabaiyuandachao,mucezhishaoyouwushiwan。

chaopiaoshangmianhaibaizheliugedakaidehongseshoushihe,jinxianglian、jinshouzhuozaishedengxiashanshanfaguang。

chucizhiwaihaiyoufangchanzheng、chezilvbendengdengzhangxiancailidedongxi,kanderenyanjingdouzhile。

erzaibolideshangfang,heranxiezhexinlangcailijigedazi。

sijikandaozheiyimudangchangqideyachiyaodegegexiang,fennudedihoudao:“**!!tajingranzheimeyouqian,quebukenhaiwoqian,wozhenshicaole!!”

suihoukanxiangfangyang:“zenmeban?yaobuyaoxianzaichongshangquzhijiebaqianqiangzou?”

ranermianduisijiqidaideyanshen,fangyangmubuxieshidekanzhewutai,meitoujinzhou:“buduijing!!”

“buduijing?niyejuede?tamingmingyouqian!!”

“bushizheigeyisi..”fangyangyaoleyaotou:“wozhidaonihenji,dannixianbieji,zheihunlikongpameiyoubiaomiankandeneimejiandan。”

sijilianseyijiang,jiqiedewendao:“keshiwo..”

fangyangzhilezhiwutaishangzhanzhedelianggexizhuangdahan:“nijuedenidaguotaliangma?”

“e...da..dabuguo..”

“neibujiushile..buyaojiewaishengzhi。”

sijiwunaidetanlekouqi,muguangkanxiangyoubiandezhuozi,neilichenliedeshinvfangdejiazhuang。

yigefangchanzhengfangdazhaobiaozaixiangkuangli,pangbianlizhekuaipaizixiezheshizhongxin120pinghunfangyitao。

baomachedeyaochibaizaitoumingzhanshihezhong,xiamianbiaozhux5dingpeiban。

chucizhiwaihaiyouyixiejinyinqiwu,kanqilainvfangjialitiaojianqueshixiangdangbucuo。

“womenzuona?”sijiyihuodewendao。

“jiuzuozhei!”fangyangzhizhepangbiandezhuozijieshidao:“zheigeweizhijulimenkoujin。”

“weisha?”sheyingshibujiedewendao:“shiweilefangbianpaoluma?”

fangyangbailetayiyan:“nidonggeder~~zanmenzuozaizheinengqingchudetingdaojizhangdeyigongshouleduoshaolijin,daoshihouyaozhaixinlibujiuyoushuleme。”

cihuayichu,sijihuangrandawu:“duiduidui!!shigaizuozhei!”

“neihao,jicailiderenwujiujiaojinile。”

“行,没问题。”

jiuzheiyang,sanrenzuozaiyizishangyibianhezhechayibiankeguazi,shunbiantingtingbaguajijizhang。

suizheshijianyidiandiandetuiyi,yuelaiyueduoderengandaohunlixianchang。

sijidelianshangzhujianbiandekangfenqilai。

duanduanyigeduoxiaoshideshijian,guangshiguolaidebinkejiuyijingjile5wanduodelijin。

yebuzhidaotamenzheishishenmeguiju,nannvshuangfangdelijinjingranfangzaiyiqi。

yaozhidaoxianzaiyanhuitinglianyibandouhaimeizuoxiani。

zhaozheigejinduxiaqu,guangshilijindounengshoushijiwan。

yejiushishuo,sijideqianzhishaoyoulezheluo,zheirangtazennengbukaixin。

zhidao5dianzhongzuoyou,gaofengqidaole。

daliangdebinkeruqierzhi。

xinlangzhoubinxiaohehedezhanzaimenkouyingke。

yanhuitinglidezuoweiyezhujianzuoman,jiulianfangyangtamenzhuodouzuolebushaogenniumarenshidepengyou。

xianchangrenshengdingfei,haoburenao,hennanxiangxiang,yigelaolai,jingranhainengzheimetangerhuangzhidejubanrucilongzhongdehunli。

jiuzaizheishi,fangyangzhuyidaoyigeqiguaidexijie。

tafaxianxinlangzaiyingjiebinkeshi,duiqinqidetaidusuiranhenreqingdanquetouluchuyimoguguai。

birugangcai,zaiheyigezichengershudezhongniannanziwoshou,liangrensuiranxiaorongmanmian,danwoshoushimingxianchiyileyixia,xiangshidiyicijianmian。

ruguoxinlangchangnianbuzaijia,zheizhongqingkuangyezhengchang。

kezuirangfangyangkanbudongdeshi,xinlangdebamaquanchengzhanzaiyipangpeixiaolian,beidongdewoshou,congmeiyouzhudongdaguozhaohu。

这就奇怪了。

anlishuonenglaicanjiahunlide,jihudoushilaoyibeiderenqing。

tamendoushichongzhexinlangdebamalaide,suoyizirangenfumugengshuxiyixie。

zheizhongdaxiderizi,jiushizaichenmoguayandelaoren,yehuibiandekailangxuduo,butingdediyanjiaoliu。

kexianzai,tamenquebiaoxiandegenlaibinbuzenmeshudeyangzi,kandefangyangmeitouzhizhou。

chulezheixie,neixiesuoweideqinqizaijinruyanhuihou,jingrandoumoqidizhaogeweizhizuoxia,butingdechizhehezhe,shenzhiyouyizhuojingranyinweiguazifenpeibujun,chadiandaqilai。

yaobushixinlangganjinshangquanfu,zhuozidouyaoxianle。

kejiushizheiyang,yeshitoutoujiliangrensailebaoyancaianfuxiaqu。

yanchouzheshijianyouguolebangeduoxiaoshi,datinglidechaonaoshengyuelaiyueda,gencaishichangside,butingdeyourenzaijiaohuanzenmehaibushangcai,zhuozibeipaidepapaxiang。

zheinashilaicanjiahunlide,buzhidaodehaiyiweishilaidaoluande。

haozaizheishihunlisiyijishidezoushangwutai,naqihuatongxiaozhehandao:“zunjingdelaibin,qinaidepengyoumen,dajiawanshanghao!huanyingdajialaicanjia...”

dangmaikefengdeshengyinshunzheyinxiangchuanxiangzhenggeyanhuiting,xianchangzhujiananjinglexialai。

zaisiyidezhuanyekongchangxia,xianchangdeqifenyezhujianhaoleqilai。

henkuaijiulaidaolexinniangchuchangdehuanjie。

baisedamengangyidakai,xinniangshenzhejiebairuxuedehunsha,zaifuqindepeibanxia,yibuyibuzouxiangxinlang。

zhibuguozixikandehuakeyifaxian,xinniangdeduzijingranyouweiweidelongqi。

zaitashenhouhaigensuilianggebanniang,yigebaisezhangqun,yigefensezhangqun,kanqilaiguaiguaide。

zhibojianwangyoukanzhezheishengdadehunli,yigegerenbuzhuzaipinglunqufengkuangtaolun。

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——【suiranxishihunlimeiyouzhongshidezhenhan,danyetinglangmande,dengwojiehunwoyaononggelaoshihunli,daoshihourangwodiejiwoyashanglai。】

——【qulaopohenzhongyao,quduile,nikesouyisheng,tadouyiweiniganmaole。qucuole,nishangdiao,tadouyiweinizaidangqiuqian!】

——【kanzhezhibo,woturanganjuejintiandezhuantougewaitangshou,maluduimiandelanbojiniyijiushiwoyaobukejidemeng,weifengchuiguowodemianpangwohenmimang,woduomexiwangyouyiweifuponengkanchuanwosuoyoudechengqiang,rangwozhujintanei5000pingdexinfang。】

——【guochanweiqibaxiang,fangzhidaikuan,hunzhicaili,xuezhiqufang,wazhiruanlei,yizhisuoming,laozhiwuxiu,xinzhiwuzhu,shizhihenhuo。qingxingdianba,xiongdimen,buyaozhikandaobiaomiandefengguang。】

——【nixiangxiangyixia,ruguoruogannianzhihounijiehunle,haizihenfan,laogongzhishidahuoguorizideren,tiantiankanzheneigemeiyouganqingderen,rutongxingshizourou,haiziyishizhuxingyaoniguan,butinghuayaonijiao,neigeshihounihuibuhuihouhuijintianmeiyoudiankaiwodetouxiangfayiju:zaima?gege。】

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sijizuozaiyipangyachiyaodegegexiang,dishengnumadao:“wolaopohaizaijialitanzhe,taquequlegezheimepiaoliangdelaopo,pingshenme。”

fangyangrentongdedianlediantou,budebushuoxinniangbenshenzhangdejiuhenpiaoliang,zaipeishangyishenhunsha,kanderenyanjingdouzhile。

yanchouzhehunlijijianglaidaozuizhongyaodehuanjie,jiaohuanjiezhi。

sijijile,lianmangkanxiangfangyangxunwendao:“zenmeban?womenhaibushangquma?”

fangyangchouletayiyan:“nishangquganma?”

“yaoqiana!!jiushiyaozaizuizhumudeshihouquyaoqian,xiaoguobushigenghaoma?”

“he~~”fangyangqingxiaozheyaoleyaotou:“yuanbenwoqueshiyouzheigedasuan..danxianzai..wokeyimingquedegaosuni,niyaoshizhenshangqule,jibenbukenengyaodaoqian。”

“weishenme?nei..neiwomenshenmeshihouyao,zaiguoyihuijiujieshulea。”

“buzheji。”fangyangzuijiaoweiweishangyang:“nifangxinba,jintianzheizhai,yaodingle。”

tingdaozheihua,sijixinshenyizhen,jingedewendao:“zhendema?niyoubawo?zenmezuo?”

fangyangbailebaishou:“kanzhejiuxing,yihuicaishanglaijideduochidian。”

“喔喔~~”

bansuizhejiezhijiaohuanwanbi,siyidahanyishengdajiachihaohehao,hunliyishichedijieshu。

zaozaiwaimiandengdaidefuwuyuanxunsutuizhecanchejinlaiaigeshangcai。

fangyangkanzheneiyidaodaodacanshangzhuohalazidouyaoliuxialai,naqikuaizikaishizao。

sijiyuanbenhaiyoudianyumen,kezaikandaoshenpangliangrenesiguitoutaideyangzihou,jingyebeiganrangenzheyiqihuchihaiheqilai。

sanrendechixiangjitongzhuodeqitarendoukandaile。

haozaijintiandecaipinhaishimanfengfude,chidaoyibanfangyangjiuyijingchidebaobaode,zhinengkanzheshengxiadedacangandengyan。

jiuzaizheishi,zhuchirenxiaorongmanmiandizoushangwutai,shoushangnazheyigedadaizi,limianzhuangmanlegezhonggeyangdewawa。

“geweiqinpenghaoyoumen,jiexialaijinruwomendehudonghuanjie,woxiangyaoqingyixiejiabinshangtailaihudongbiaoyanjiemu,dajiakeyiyongyuebaoming,shanglaijiuyoujiangpine。”

cihuayichu,xianchangshunjianrenaoleqilai。

tebieshixiaohaiziheyixienianqingmeizi,zaikandaowawahou,jidongdebutingshandongshenpangdedarenhuonanpengyoushangtaibiaoyanjiemu。

duanduanshimiaozhongbudao,taixiajiuyouwushurenjushou。

siyisuibianjiaolejigerenshangtai,kaishibiaoyanjiemu。

haibieshuo,bukuishizhuanyezuohunqingde,jiemuxiaoguofeichanghao,xianchangguanzhongbeidoudehahadaxiao。

suizhediyigejiemujijiangjieshu,fangyangturanqishenle。

sheyingshilianmangqishengensui,sijiyejimangwendao:“niyaoquna?”

fangyangbailebaishou:“nijiuzaizheidaizhe,yihuijiuzhidaole。”