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话音刚落。
哗啦啦~~
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...
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啪！
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——【fangyangchangchuleguafudeyoushang，wubaohudemimang，guanggundejimo，shengnvdehuihen，yihunfunvdeweiquhejuewang，tuixiulaoganbuduimishudebushe，tongshiyechangchulebuluofenyezhibuzhudeteng。】
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全场瞬间炸开了锅。
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哗~~
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嘶~~
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——【taizhaliele，wozenmeyemeixiangdaokangehunlijingrankandaozheimejingcaidejuqing，nvdeshigehaiwangzhanvzhaojiepanxia，nandeyeshigezhanan，haishigelaolai，zheiliangjianzhijuepeia，jianyisuosi！】
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——【pingrili，hunlishangfancaichidechabuduojiuyourenyaozoule，danshijintian，zhenggeyanhuitingmeiyouyigerenzou，shenzhimenkoudouzhanmanlefuwuyuan，lianchushidouchuxianle，kejianhuaxiarenguzilijiushixihuanchigua。】
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啪~~
xinniangyigebazhanghuleshangqu。
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