sijibenlaikaichejiuhenwuliao，nanguaiyudaoyourengentaliaotian，zirantaotaobujuedeshuolechulai。
“neiwangbadanjiaozhoubin，shiwocongxiaowandaodadexiongdi！”sijiwozhefangxiangpangujieniedefabai，shengyinlidaizheyayidefennu：“wotamabatadangqinxiongdi，tabawodangtikuanji！”
“nizhidaowoweishenmexianzaizaikaichuzuchema？quanshibaitasuoci！！”
“bannianqian，tazhaodaowo，shuotajielegedaxiangmu，**beijingde，wenzhuanbupei。tashuokanzaixiongdiqingfenshang，rangwoyetoudianqian，daiwofacai。”
“wobazhiqiancunde10wanquanbujileta，haijiele5wandaikuan！neikeshiwolaopodeshoushuqiana！”
“nilaopobingle？”fangyangjingyadewendao。
“teshubing，yaoyizhiyourenzhaogu。”sijideshengyinbiandedichen：“benlaiyishengshuo，ruguocougou50wan，keyizuoshoushu，youjihuixiangzhengchangrenyiyang，zheiyeshiwoyuanyibaqianjitadeyuanyin。”
sheyingshirenbuzhuchazui：“neijiahuojuanqianpaole？”
“bineigengexin！”sijiyiquanzazaifangxiangpanshang，labafachucierdeshengxiang：“xiangmushijiade，tachenmidubo，zaiwaimianqianlegaolidai，haibuqi，renjiashangmenyaozhai，tahaipa，suoyipianwoshuoshiyoutouzi。”
“woquzhaota，tajuranshuotouziyoufengxian，nizijiyaotoudeguaiwoge？kexiaoma？renzenmenengbuyaoliandaozheizhongchengdu！”
fangyangzhouqimeitou：“meibaojingma？”
“baole，jingchashuozheishijingjijiufen，rangwoqufayuanqisu。”sijikuxiao：“woqingbuqilvshi，erqiexianzaiwolaopotanhuanzaichuang，woyoudegongzuozhuanqian，genbenmeishijiangentahao，natianwoyaoshiganjuehuozhemeiyisile，wojiujitajiaodianqiyoutongguiyujin！”
tingzhesijineifennudeyuqi，fangyangwunaidetanlekouqi：“nizheiqueshiyoudiannanban...buguoma..nikeyichangshizhaozhuanyeyaozhaidebangniyaoa。”
“zhuanyeyaozhai？”sijilengxiaoyisheng：“quandoushipianzi，wozhaoguoliangge，doushirangwojiaolediandingjinranhoujiuxiaoshile。”
sheyingshimianluguguaidexiaolexiao：“neinijintiankeyuduirenle...wogejiushizhuanyeyaozhaide！！”
“ni？”sijijingyadezhuanguotoukanleyiyanfangyang，shangxiadalianglexia，suihouluchujingtideyanshen：“niyexiangpianwo？”
fangyangdunshiwuyule：“nikanwoxiangpianzima？”
sijishenseyileng，youkanlejiyan，zuihoudianlediantou：“xiang！”
“suanle..suiniba。”fangyangyelandegentajieshi，fanzhengyebuguantadeshi。
jiexialaiyiduanshijianchelibiandejiqianjing，danfadongjidehongmingshengchixupaoxiao，sushuozhesijicikedeneixinbodong。
zhongyu，zaijiangchile2fenzhonghou，sijizhaolegelubianturantinglexialai。
zhuanguotoukanxiangfangyangbuquedingdewendao：“nizhenshizhiyeyaozhaide？”
fangyangbuzhikefoudesonglesongjian。
“nei..nineng..bangwoyaodaozheibizhaima？xuyaoduoshaodingjin？”
“buxuyaodingjin！！”fangyangdandingdehuida：“buguo...nidegaosuwoneigerentayoumeiyounenglihaikuan，ruguoshizhendemeiqian，jialilianguohuidouguabuchulaideneizhong，woyemeibanfa。”
“tayinggaiyouqian！”sijizaitingdaobuxuyaodingjinhou，limajidongdetuokouerchu：“wotingpengyoushuotazuijindaochuzailianxiren，haoxiangshiyaojiehunle！！wosuansuan，yinggaijiushijintian！！”
fangyangjingyadezelezeshe：“jintianjiehun？tayouqianjiehunbuhainiqian？”
sijikuxiaozhehuidao：“tadoumeiganjiwofaqingtie，jushuonvfangjialitiaojianhaibucuo。”
“xing！nizheidanhuowojiele，buguowoyouyanzaixian，zhaowoyaozhai，shouxufeikebudi。”
wenyan，sijitoudiandegenxiaojizhuomiside：“wodongwodong！！fanzhengzheiqianwozijishikendingyaobuhuilai，buguannengyaodaoduoshaowodouzhizu。”
“hao，tajidianjiehun？”
“buqingchu，yinggaishiwanshangba，nibuhuishixiangjintianquyaoqianba？”sijimianlujiujie：“zheibijingshirenjiadaxiderizi...”
fangyanglengxiaoyisheng：“tadouzheiyangle，nihaiguantadaxihaishidasang，zaishuole，jiudezaizheishihouquyaozhai，tadoubuyaolianle，womenjiuyaobitagengbuyaolian。”
“nidengxiabawosongdaogongsihoulikequlejieqingkuang，daoshihoujiwodadianhua，wanshangdengzhekanhaoxi。”
“hao！！”sijizhengzhongdedianlediantou，guadang，yijiaoyoumendansheqibu。
wufenzhonghou，chezididaqijiyaozhaigongsi。
fangyangganghuidaogongsi，jiukandaolaobanxiaohehedeshanglaixunwendao：“zenmeyang？meiyaodaoba...buyaohuixin，jintianzheishinidiyiciyaozhai，jiudanglianlianshou，xiaci...”
ranerhuayinweiluo，jiukandaofangyangdakaishouji，dandandao：“5wankuai，yifenbushao，wozhuanjini！”
“ale...”laobanlianshangdexiaorongdunshijiangzhule，jinjiezhebianchengjingyaheeran，nanyizhixindejinghudao：“ni，yaodaole？？zheicaibantianbudao，qiandaozhangle？”
zheizhenbunengguaitadahuxiaojiao，shizaishitaifeiyisuosile。
zuotianjiemuzuzhaodaota，shuoshianpaiyigerenzaitazheiligongzuo，rangtabangmangzhaoguyixia。
kanzaiqiandefenshang，taziranyikoudayinglexialai。
zhibuguoyaozhaizheizhongshi，nayouneimejiandande？
zheiniantouyizhiliuxingyijuhua，zhanzhejiechuqudeqian，guizheyeyaobuhuilai。
suoyixiangfangyangzheizhongnianqingrenmeiyouyaozhaijingyanderen，tazenkenengyishanglaijiujitayouzhikehu。
kendingdoushijiyixielaoyouzirangtalianlianshou，neixierenjibenyaolehenjiudouyaobudaode，yagenyemeizhiwangfangyangnengyaodao。
jieguo，zaitakanlaiwanquanbukenengdeshiqing，jingranjiuzheimeshuilinglingdewanchengle，shenzhihaizhiyonglebantianbudaodeshijian。
zheirangtaruhebujing，ruhebuzhenhan！！
kanzhefangyangneishuaiqideliandan，tashizaiwufaxiangxiangzheiqiandaodishizenmeyaodaode。
lianmanghaoqidewendao：“nenggenwoshuoshuonishizenmeyaodaodema？”
fangyangdandanyixiao：“jiuzheimeyaodea，laobanrenhenhaoshuohua，zhenggeguochengfeichanghexie。”
yipangdesheyingshizuijiaorenbuzhuchouchu，neixinbiyi：“niguanneijiaohexie？laobanqueshihenhaoshuohua，tanengbuhaoshuohuama？”
“zhendejiade？”laobanhuyidewaizhebozi。
fangyangsonglesongjian：“buranni，zheiqiannihaiyaobuyao？wohaidengzhefenchengni。”
“yaoyao！”laobangubushangxuduo，lianliandiantou。
kanzheshoujilixindaode5wankuai，laobanzuibadouyaoxiaoliekaile：“anzhaoguiding，xiaoezhaiwu，nina30%，wojinizhuanguoqu。”
“OK！到账了！”
yankanzhefangyangshouwanqianjiuyaozou，laobantaidufeichangkeqidekaikoudao：“niyaoquna...wozaijinijigekehu..”
huayinweiluo，fangyangbailebaishou：“mingtianba，wohuilaidelushangjieleyigesihuo，mangwanlezaishuo。”
“azhei...”kanzhefangyangdeshenyingzhujianyuanqu。
laobanlenglepiankehou，turanxiangdaokeyikanzhibohuifang。
tazhendetaihaoqizhiqianneibizhangshizenmeyaodele。
ranerdangtadakaidiannao，jinrujiemuzuguanwangkandaohuifanghou。
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haojiahuo，rangniquyaozhai，nipaoqujirenchaojiale？
benyiweitabantianjiubazhaiyaohuilaiyijinggoulipule。
sheinengxiangdaotazhongtushunbianhaiwanchengleyidansihuo，zhengchuyichangzhuojiandaxi。
zheiyike，laobandeyanjingdouzaifangzhelvguang。
tacongfangyangshenshangkandaolexiaoguandeyingzi。
zhiqianjiemuzusaigerenjita，tahaiyoudianbuqingyuanni。
xianzaixiangxiang，henbudeshanzijijigedazuibazi。
zheizhongrencaiyaoshifangpaole，tangjinguancaideneitiantadounengduochengjimiao。
fangyanglikaigongsihou，diyishijiandacheqianwangdahongdenglongjiudian。
sijineibianfalaixinxi，yijingdatingdaohunliwanshang5dianduokaishi。
suiranxianzaijulihunlihaiyouhao2gexiaoshi，danxianzaiyijingkaishiyoubinkeluxujinchangle。
henkuai，chezilaidaojiudianmenkou。
yuanyuanwangqu，jiudianmenqianzhangdengjiecai，liangpaidahongdenglonggaogaoguaqi，xiqingdehongseditancongtaijieyilupudaomalubian。
menkoulizheyikuaijudadehunshazhaozhanban。
toudingdeleddengbuduandelunhuibofang：gonghezhoubinxiansheng！！linya**xinhundaxi！
jiudianmenkoutingmanlecheliang，sanwuchengqundebinkeyoushuoyouxiaodezoujinjiudian。
jigechuanzheqipaodeyingbin**zhanzaimenkou，reqingdizhaohuzhekeren。
sijizaozaodezhanzailukoudengdai，fangyanggangxiachejiuyingleshanglai，fenfenbupingdemadao：“zheiwangbadan..mingmingyouqianbanzheimehaoqidehunli，quebuhaiwoqian。”
fangyangpailepaitadejianbang，anweidao：“fangxinba，jintianzheizhai，tapaobudiao！”
youlezheihua，sijidelianselimapingfulexuduo。
“xianzaizanmenzenmezuo？yaobuyaoqudayingehengfuguolaila？”
fangyangxiaozheyaoleyaotou：“zheizhaoduiyibanrenyouyong，duizheizhonglaolaipashimeishenmeyong，zaishuole，jintiantajiehun，doushitaderen，zanmenbunenglaiyingde。”
“wodong！jiushizhen**qirena！！”sijiyaoyaqiechidekanzhehunshazhao，henbudechongshangquyibahuojishaole。
“xingle，zanmenxianjinqukankan，jingguanqibian。”
sanrenyiqichaozhejiudianzouqu。
gangyijinmen，shehuadedatingyingruyanlian，shuijingdiaodengcuicanduomu，hongtanpudi，liangcebaimanlexianhuaheqiqiu。
yanhuitingmenkou，zhiyouliaoliaojirenbaigezhuozi，sihushizaijizhang。
zheigedianxinlanggujihaizaimangzhejiexinniang，meilaidejiguolaiyingbin。
sijijinzhangdewendao：“zanmenmeiqingtie，dengxiazenmejinqu？”
fangyangdandanyixiao：“jiuzheimejin！！”
sanrenjiuzheimedayaodabaidechaoyanhuitingzouqu。
jieguobihaimeizhuangjimiao，jiutingdaojizhangderenhandao：“ai~~dengxia，nimenjigeshuaigeshixinlangdepengyouma？”
“ang~dui！！xinlangdaxuetongxue！tedicongwaidiganguolaide。”
jizhangdewenyanluchureqingdexiaorong：“yuanlaishizhoubintongxuea，lailailai，zheibiandengjiyixialijin。”
sijilianseyibian，gangyaoshuohua，fangyangyibaanzhutadejianbang，congkoudailitaochuyitazipiaozi。
jizhangdedunshiyanjingyiliang，kanqilaizhishaoyouhaojiqian。
ranerfangyangbingmeiyoujiaoshangqu，ershidangzhezhongrendemiankaishishuqian，1.2.3,...30！！
jianzhuang，jizhangdegangzhunbeixiabixie3000。
jieguofangyangqueconglimianchouchuyizhang10kuaidewangzhuoshangyibai，dandandelaileju：“fangyang，suili1000。”
“a？”jiezhangdekanzhezhuoshang10kuai，yishijianhuaiyizijishibushierduotingchale，mengbidelaileju：“nizheishi10kuaia！zenmeshi1000ni？”
fangyangdandingdehuidao：“xinlangqianwo990，jiazhei10kuai，ganghao1000。”
“zhei...zhei..zheibutaihaoba..yaobunizijigenxinlangshuoqu。”
“meishi，nijishangjiuxingle，huitoutayaowenqi，nijiurangtazhaowo。”
shuowanshunshounaqiliangbaoyanzhuaqiyibaguaziwangdoulichuai。
zheicaozuobieshuojizhangde，jiuliansheyingshihesijidoukanshaleyan。
jizhangdelenglepianke，zuizhongzhinengkuxiaozheyaoyaotou，yibianjizhangyibianhanlesheng：“xinlangtongxuefangyangsuili10kuai，xinlangqian990，ji1000！”
shashijian，yanhuitingbenjiubuduodebinke，tingdaozheiyisangziquandoujingdaile，yigegedouhaoqidekanleguolai。
benyiweizhiyoufangyangyigerenshiqipa，jiuzaijizhangdejiluwanbizhihoukanxiangsheyingshiliangren，haibudengtakaikou。
fangyangzhijiekaikoudao：“buyongwenle，xinlangyeqiantamenqian，jizhang1000ba！”
“zhei..”jizhangdekanlekansanren，yemingbaiduoshuowuyi，zhinengyaoleyaotouzhunbeijizhang。
“等一下！”
“又咋地了？”
fangyangkeleyikouguazijieshidao：“shizheiyangde，xinlangqianwozheilianggemenbijiaoduo，yige2000，yige3000，suanshangsuilide1000，nizaijitaliang3000jiuxingle。”
tingdaozheihua，jizhangdechedimengquanle。
kuxiaozhehuidao：“wojiushigejizhangde，nimenzhijiandezhaiwuwomeifanonga，yaobunihaishijixinlangdagedianhuaba。”
“suanlesuanle~~”fangyangbaibaishou，neixinantanyisheng，tayezhidaoxiangcongzheilinongdianqianshibuxianshi。
“nijiujitamenjizhang1000ba，daoshihouwomenzijigenxinlangshuo。”
“xingba！！”jizhangdewunaidewendao：“haimeigaosuwonimenmingzini。”
cihuayichu，sheyingshilianseyijiang，zhudongwanghoutuiletui：“nixianbaoba。”
“e...”sijimeiyouduoxiang，baochuzijimingzi：“niuma！”
“zheishishenmemingzi？”jizhangdelengleyixia。
sijigangadexiaoxiao：“zheiyoushenmeqiguaide，woqizheigemingzideshihouwangshanghaimeiyouniumazheigewangluocini。”
“yeshi...neinini。”
sheyingshigangadexiaoxiao，butingdenaotou。
fangyangchouletayiyan：“wennihuani，ganjinde。”
“wo..wodejiubuyongjileba。”
“zheizenmexingni，kuaishuoba，bujiushiyigemingzima。”
“zhei..haoba..limamaipi！”shuowan，sheyingshideliandangchangjiuhongle。
？？？？？
jizhangdeyehongwenle，limafangxiabifennudewendao：“nizenmemarenni？”