“jiemeimen，jinerjidajiadailaiyishou《zhuangshennonggui》，genzhejiepaiyaoqilai！”
jiezhechenyujiutingdaoyizhenjiweicaozadeshengyin，jiezouganshihenqiang，danwanquanganjuebuchulaishibanzou。
歌词更是让他无语。
“zhuangshennonggui！zhuangshennonggui！”
“nizaizhuangshennonggui！nizaizhuangshennonggui！”
“nijiushizaizhuangshennonggui！nijiushizaizhuangshennonggui！”
“nishigexiaozhenzuotijia，nichulezuotihuigansha？”
“nidejiajiushiyigeqiongsuanjia，nidebamaqiongdebuxiangyang！”
“chulezuoti，nijiushizaizhuangshennonggui！pianrenqianliang！”
......
不是？这玩意叫歌？
chenyujuedezijideshijieguanshoudaojudadechongji，taganjuezijishibushitaijiumeishangwangle，yijinggenbushangshidaidechaoliule
jiuzhei？zheijiujiaozhumingshuochangquangeshou？
zanqiebushuoneihaowuzhangfazhishengchaonaodebanzou，zheigecishishenmegui？
congtoudaoweijiuyigezhuangshennongguizaineilihan，neirongni？zhutini？neihanni？
erqie，zheijiaochang？niquedingbushizaidahandajiao？
yaobushidejixuzhibo，chenyuzhendexiangbashoujimashangguanji，fangguozijideerduo。
danfanguanduimiandedanmu，quegengfahuore，liwugengshimantianfei。
chenyuderenqitiaohenkuaijiubeiyadaokanbujianle。
yishougewan，liyeliaoleliaozijidetoufa，jidanmubilegexin。
“baobeimen，woduinimendeaijiuhezheishougeyiyangreqing～”
gezhepingmu，chenyuhezhangqibuyueertongdigandaoyizhenehan！
“zenmeyang？jiandaoniliyedeshilileba？”
“xianzailundaonile，wodaoyaokankanniyoushenmebenshi？”
djliyeqingmiedishuodao。
pinglunqudexiaoxiannvyeshiyizhenfuhechaofeng。
chenyukelejisheng，jiranlundaozijile，neijiushishihourenzhenqilai，rangtamenjianshiyixiayigeguojiabunengzhiyouyule。
tayexiwangtongguochaojiyudan，rangzheixienianqingrennenggoumituzhifan，zhichihuaxiadekeyanshiye！
“jintian，woyaogaodefamingshi，chaojiyudan！”
“wobatachengweiyushenyihao，yinweitadefugaifanweinengdadao50wanpingfanggongli，jiangyulianggengshijingrende500haomimeixiaoshi！”
“zheishiwozixiaoyilaidemengxiang，yeqingdajiashimuyidai！”
shuozhechenyubazhibojiandebiaotifangdaozuida，rangsuoyourendounengkanqingchu。
hetayiliaozhongdeyiyang，huayingangluo，shubujinchongmaneyidedanmucongtafumumadaozuzongshibadai。
“hahaha，shenmegui，wohaiyiweishishani？chaojiyudan，nitmzidandouzuobuchulaiba，haichaojiyudan！”
“chousb，nipashixiaoxuemeibiyeba，nizhidao50wanpingfanggonglishishenmegainianma？neikeshiyigetalimupendi！”
“yaofamingyezhiyouyingguocaigouge，tamenkeshilanxingkejizuidingjiandeguojia！zaizanmenzhei，bieshuonile，lianmoukeyuanyebupei！”
诸如此类不绝于耳。
yeyoujitiaoleisiwojuedezhuboyouzheiyangdemengxianghenbangadedanmupiaoguo，danshunjianbeipenlegetiwuwanfu。
唉......
boshizhangqimomoweichenyutanxi，suirantayekanbuguanzheishenmeliye，danshichaojiyudan，yagenbukeneng，chenyubugaikuaxiahaikoude。
dantabuzhidaocishidechenyu，zaoyibuguanxindanmufadeshishenmedongxile，taquanshenxinchenjinzaizuotianyanfakejideguochengzhong。
niqiangrenniqiang，qingfengfushangang。
huixiangqizhizaoyushenyihaodesuoyoubuzhou，chenyushoushangdongzuobiandeshuxiqiezhunque，gezhongjiqidecaozuodoujiqijingzhun。
xianshigaonenglengningqi，zaiyongshuiqixishouji，qicishiguangyupensaxitong......
judadejixiebeizaitadecaozongxia，chongmanliliangganhejiezougan。
zaitazhizaodetongshi，djliyehetadefensikanlele，chixiaodao。
“xiaosi，jiarenmen，zheirenbiedebuxing，yanjidaoshixiangneimeyihuishi，buzhidaodehaiyiweitazhennenggaochuchaojiyudan。”
“you，zheijixiebeikanqilaihaixiangneimeyihuishi，zheimedadedaojugujishihualebushaoqian。”
liyeyuemayueqijing，haiyifuzhengyilinrandemoyang，kaikoushuodao。
“jiarenmen，chenzheicijihui，yejidajiashangyike，xianzaihulianwangyulonghunza，gaozhapianderenduolequ，maijiajiumaijiayanwodebushuo，xiangzheizhongshuozaochaojiyudandeyeshiqizhongyizhong。”
“zheizhongrenjiushiyinliu，ranhouzaichenjidaihuo，wokantazheidiaoyang，denghuigujishimaixiaoshuiqiangde，jiemeimenqianwanbuyaoshangdang！”
“nimenzhidaoweishazanmenhuaxiadekejiweishabibushangyingguo？jiuyinweikeyanjiedoushizheizhongren，nazheguojiadejingfeizhizaoxueshulaji！huaxiakexuejiexianzaidoushizheixiegumingdiaoyuzhibei！”
“zailaozikanlai，zheixiekeyanrenyuanhaibibushangyulequanhewanghongquandeyigexiaowanghong。nimenkan，womenhainengweinimenbiaoyancaiyi，tamenquepiyongmeiyou！suoyi，wohaishixiwangjiarenmennengbaqianduoduozhichiwomen，wanghonghenburongyide！”
“nijineryaoshinengzaochuchaojiyudan，wozhibodaolichishi！”
tingjianzheixiehua，kebazhangqiqidechuanbuguoqi。
zheiliyejianzhishizaifangpi！
tayagenbuzhidaoduoshaoyixiekeyanrenyuanweileguojiameiririyecaolao，haojinxinxue，nazhebugaodegongzizairanshaoziji！
fanershizheixiegewanghongmingxing，naledongbudongjiqianwandeqianbushuo，haidaihuaixinyidaidejiazhiguan，rangnianqingrenchenmiyulehefanquan。
wanghongmingxingcaishihuohaikeyanxingyededuliu！
zhangqixianzaijixiwangchenyunengyanfachenggong，henhendidaliyedelian，zhishitaxinzhonghaishibutaixiangxinde。
yinweidanmuqifenjilie，liyedefensiliwuyeshuadeduo，henkuaizheigepkzhibojianjiushoudaoledouyindedasituiliu。
buduanyouxindelurenjinruzheigezhibojian，kanzheliangbianjianbanuzhangdeqifen，yeshihaoqidiwenqilai。
“zheishigansha？danmuzagendazhangyiyang？”
“haiyou，zheigezhibozaochaojiyudanshishayisi？50wanpingfanggongliyoushishayisi？”
henkuaijiuyourenweitamenzheixielurenjieda，lejieleqingkuanghou，lurenmenyeshifenfenfayan。
“haha！xiaohuoziyouyongqi，gangenfanquanmozhengfensizhengmiangang，wodingni！”
“suiranwoyekanbuguanzheiliye，danputongrenzijizaoputongyudandouyagenbukeneng，gengbieshuozheizhongzhicunzaihuanxiangzhongdedongxi，zhubodenghuipashiyaochuchou！”
yucitongshi，xijiangshengtalimupendi，tuokexianqixiangyanjiusuo。
kanzhefuqinhetongshimenzaimanghuorengongjiangyudeshiqing，suozhangadilidexiaoerziaximuxingfendiduizhanzaiyipangdejiejieshuodao。
“ajie，shirengongjiangyue^！wotingabashuo，zhiyaobapaodandashangqu，jiuhuixiadayu，zanmendexiaoyanggaojiuyoushuihele！”
aximushuodehenkaixin，liansehongtongtongde，zhinenkeai。
zheiyinianlai，tajiachushengdexiaoyanggaohenduodoukesile，takenanguole，yitingyaoxiayuleziranhengaoxing。
“......abakeshiqixiangsuosuozhang，shuodedangranshiduide，zanmendexiaoyanggaodaihuijiuyoushuihele！”
kanjiantazheimexingfen，jiejiexilinburenxindajita，chenmoleyihuihoumolemotadetou，rouhedihuidadao。
dan，qishitahefuqindouhenqingchu，yitalimupendidetianqi，fashezaiduodeyudandoubuhuimingxianxiaoguode。
zheichangshiniannanyudedaganhan，rangtuokexianderenlianshuidoukuaihebushangle，genghekuangxiaoyanggaoni？