maihaosanseyubuhou，maibahechezhuyoumaileyijuanhuangsedejingshijiaodai。
zheiyangjiukeyibayubu，laolaoditiezaichedingshang。
“laoban，nibangwopaiyigeshipinba！”
maibahechezhubazijideshouji，dijinongzilaoban。
nongzilaobanyitouwushuidinaolenaonaodai。
“zhei……zheiwoyebushizhuanyede，wonalipaidehaoa！”
“meishi，nijiuzhanzaineili，paiwokaichejiuxing。”
tingdaomeishenmenandu，nongzilaobanguoduandaying。
tahenkuaibangmaibahechezhu，paihaoleyiduanshipin。
qishi，shipindeneirong，yefeichangjiandan。
jiushiyiliangmaibahedingzhesanseyubu，zailushangxingshidehuamian。
maibahechezhugangzhunbeibashipinfadaodouyin。
jiujiedaolezijilvshidedianhua。
“wei，zhouxiansheng，lvshifeideweikuan，nishenmeshihoufuyixia，womenzheibiankeyikaishinidingqisushule！”
maibahechezhuzuikaishideshihou，feichangtianzhen。
yiweizhaolvshi，jiunengjiejuezijidewenti。
taweiquandeshihou，zai4erzidianli，dashengjiaorangzhe。
“nimenzheiyangqipianchezhu，zanmenfatingshangjian！”
jieguo，shoudaole4erzidianjinglidelengchaorefeng。
“benchishishenmeyangdelvshituandui？niyoushishenmeyangdelvshituandui？nixiangzaifatingshangjian！womensuishifengpei！”
zheijulengchaorefeng，suirantingqilaibushufu。
dan，quequeshishishidashihua！
tajiusuanhuazaiduodeqianqinglvshi，yebukenengshibenchilvshituandeduishou。
yaoburan，magedelvshituan，weishenmehuijiaozuonanshanbishengke。
jiushiyinweimagedelvshituandui，shiquanguozuiniude。
“wanglv，baoqian，wozheibianbudasuanqisubenchile！”maibahechezhuyuqibaoqiandekaikou。
yankanzhedaoshoudeyazifeile，wanglvshifeichangjingya。
“benchineibian，gennidachenghejiele？”
“怎么可能！”
“neiniweishenmebuxuanzeqisuta？”
“daguansimeiyong，woyijingzhaodaolegenghaodejiejuebanfa。”
“nimeiyoushishikan，nizenmezhidaomeiyouyong！nizhaodaoshenmejiejuebanfale？”
“wozaiwangshangdezhibojianli，qingjiaoleyigeshehuixuezhuanjia，tajiaolewoyigeweiquandefangfa！”
“zheizhongzhibojiandejiaoshouniyexin？ninaozidaodizenmexiangde？tamendoushiwanghongbaozhuangde！naliyoushenmezhencaishiliao！nibiebaibaidanwuleqisudeshiji！”
wanglvshidiuleanzi，yuqibutaihao。
maibahechezhuyebuguanzheta，zhijieguadiaoledianhua。
guadiaodianhuahoudemaibahechezhu，zhijiebaganggangnongzidianlaobanbangmangpaidesanseyubushipin，fazaidouyinshang。
shipindeneirong，jiushitakaizheyiliangsanseyubudemaibahe，xingzouzaimalushang。
配上文案。
【wanxiaxuanlan，wennuanxiangban！】
biekantadewenanxiedezheimexiaoqingxin，kanqilaiyifuyushiwuzhengdemoyang！
qishijiqitacheqisixindeshihou，bamaibahedezhongzhongexing，shuodeneijiaoyigerenshengongfen！
xiakoubicuntoudeqingbaozhanhaihen！
henkuai，maibahechezhujiubashipinfabuchuqu！
yikaishi，shipindedianzanzhiyouliaoliaowuji。
haojigecongzhibojiangenguolaikanrenaodewangyou，faxianshipinmeishenmeredu。
忍不住评判。
【jiaoshoutinghuipianjianianhuadea！】
【ai，haiyiweijiaoshouduolihaini！haigaoduandeshangzhanzhixuyaoposudefangfa！】
【zheixiecheqidoushiyihuode，zenmekenengbangbangyidagetoudoujia。】
【bangyidageniyetaicanle，xianshimaileloushuidemaibahe，jinjiezheyoushibeijiahuojiaoshoupianjianianhua！】
【nianduzuicanrenwuxinxianchulu！】
【biqimaibahe，wojuedejiaoshoudexingjinggengkee！mingmingfugekeyitongguofalvweihuzijidequanyi！jiaoshoufeijiaotazheixiexiemenwaidao！】
【houhuiguanzhujiaoshoule！shuoshihua，jiaoshouchulehuibeigeng，meishashuiping！】
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wanglvshidiulegefeian，zhengzailvsuolidafapiqi。
“zheizhuozisheidasaode，wenjianjiuzheimebaifangzaidishang？”
“haibuganjinshoushi！！！”
genzaitashoudixiadeshixishengmen，gegesesefadou，buganrenuta。
wanglvshiyipiguzuohuibangongweishang，shougezaibangongzhuoshang，fanzaodiqiaozheshouzhi。
“wodaoshiyaokankan，zheigewangshangdejiaoshou，daodijitaguanleshenmemihuntang！”
shuowan，wanglvshidakaishouji，sousuolemaibaheloushuizhibodengguanjianci。
haizhendesoudaoleyingxiaohaojianjidezhibopianduan。
zhijianzhouxianshengkouzhongdejiaoshou，fenwaidenianqing。
甚至比他还年轻！
这能是社会学教授？
hehe，zheiyaobushihulianwangjuben，taquchishi。
wanglvshikanwanzhenggezhibodepianduanhou，gengshibuxiedimachusheng。
“zhenshipianziyudaoshabi，liangrenzhijiesuosiba！”
wanglvshiyeguanzhulemaibahechezhudedouyinhao。
tayidakaizhanghao，jiukandaomaibahechezhufadeshipin。
wanxiaxuanlan，wennuanxiangban！
zaiyikandianzandeshuliang，caijige。
zheijiushineishenmeguijiaoshoujichudezhuyi？ladaoba！
tadunshijuede，zheigezhouxianshengshizainaoziyoumaobing。
“煞笔！”
“haijineigepianzijiaoshou，shuazheimeduojianianhua！quandashuipiaoleba！”
“hehe，rangnizhanggejixingyehao！”
“zheiyaoshiyouyong，haiyaowomenlvshiganshenme！”
他心里忍不住想。
haiyiweizheigeanzidiule，guji，zheigeanzidiubule。
等周先生碰碰壁。
guobuleliangtian，jiuhuilaiqiuzheziji，yourangzijititadaguansi。
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与此同时。
宝马运营总部。
fuzeyunyingdouyindezhuguanxiaohu，kaishileyitiandegongzuo。
tadegongzuoneirong，jiushifuzezaidouyinshangfabushipin，xuanchuanbaomache。
ranhouzaixunzhaoyixieyouzhidebozhu，genbozhuhezuo，fuzeguanggaodetoufang。
xiaohuyiruwangchangyiyang，dakaileqiyedouyinhao。
查看起私信来。
zheibukanbuzhidao，yikanzhijielechushenglai！
yiweidaomeidemaibahechezhu，jitafasixin，shuozijixinmaidemaibahehaimeiyoukaishitianjiuazhuloushui。
genggaoxiaodeshi，tahairangzijiqukantazuixinpaideshipin。
xiaohuzuixihuankanxiaohuale！
tebieshitadejingzhengduishou，benchidexiaohua！
tamabutingtididiankaimaibaheloushuichechezhudedouyin，kandaomaibahechedingshangdesanseyubu，taxiaodeyikoushuimeiyoubiezhu，zhijiepenzaidiannaopingmushang。
xiaohubixuyaobazheigelezi，gaosujizijidelingdao！
zheiloushuichechezhu，zhentemeshigerencai，naozizaxiangchulaide，zheigesouzhuyi！
简直秀翻了！
“liuzong，wojinikangehaokandedongxi！”
xiaohusuiyidibadiannaopingmucagan，jiaoxiashengfeng，laidaolingdaobangongshi。
lingdaokandaotadelianshangdexiaorong，diaokandao。
“zenme？zhongcaipiaolezheimegaoxing？”
小胡笑嘻嘻地开口。
“bushiwozhongcaipiaole，shizanmengongsizhongcaipiaole！”
liuzongyiting，namendehen。
gongsishashihoumaicaipiaole？
xiaohujianlingdaogetbudaozijidedian，tazhihaonazheshouji，bamaibahexiaogedeshipinjilingdaokan。
liuzongkanwanshipin，xiaodeyizhangpanglianquandoujizaileyiqi。
“hahahahaha！zheimaibahechezhutaiyouguidianzi，tazenmexiangde，jingranbasanseyubugaizaichedingshang！made，zhenshigerencaia！”
“benchiguanfangkandaole，zhidingyaoqidetuxuehahahaha！”
yixiangdaoneigechangjing，liuzongxiaodegengkaixinle。
xiaohushenweiyigeyunying，qinengbuzhidao，zheishiyigewanmeideluojingxiashidejihui。
他连忙问道。
“liuzong，nikanzheigeshipin，zanmentouduoshaodoujiaheshi？”
liuzongsihaomeiyouyouyu，dashouyihui。
“shiwan！jiwotoushiwandedoujia！”
“woyaosuoyoudewangyouyidakaidouyin，jiukanbenchidexiaohua！”
shangcibaomabingqilinshijian，benchideyingxiao，jiumeiyoushaozaibeihoutoudoujia。
zheiyici，tahaoburongyizhuadaojihui！shibiyaobaofuhuilai！
xiaohuziranzhidaogongsideqianchoujiuhen！taxiaozhediantou。
“hao，woxianzaijiuquanpai！”
baomaguanfangzhanghao，zhijiejimaibaheloushuichezhu，toufangshiwankuaidedoujia。
dunshi，shipindebofanglianghedianzanliang，zhixianbiaosheng！
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理想营销部。
jigeyuangongkanzhemaibahesanseyubudeshipin，gagajiushile。
“shangcirangnizaiwangshangchaofengwomenlixiangdechexingxiangguancai，xianzaibaoyinglaile！”
“zeze，renjiachezhuweiquanwumen，zhihaoyongsanseyubuzhefengdangyu！kanyihounageyouqianren，haimainimendemaibahe！”
“budebushuo，zheigemaibahechezhu，youdiancongminga！bazuilowdesanseyubu，fangzaizuihaohuadechedingshang，shunjianjiuladilechedebige。”
“yihou，nageyouqianrenhaihuimaimaibahea！”
“zheikeshiyigejuejiadebaofujihui，zanmengenlingdaoshenqingyixia，toudiandoujiaba！”
“womenlixianggenmaibahebushijingzhengchexing，toudiandoujia，kankanrenaodele！”
“danshirepingkendingyaoqiangdaoshou！zheishipinjueduiyaobaohuo！”
“好！”
lixiangyingxiaobumen，zuizhongjiuzhishitouleyiwandedoujia。
qiyudecheqi，yemeiyoufangguobenchi。
quandougenlixiangyiyang，kanrenaobuxianshida，toudoujialuojinxiashi。
shunbianzailoushuichechezhudeshipinpinglunxiamian，liuyanqiangzhanreping。
henkuai，tongguogefangcheqideluojingxiashi。
bangyidageshunlidengshangledouyinrebangdiyi！
jihusuoyoudedouyinyonghu，dakaiduanshipindediyigeshipin，jiushitadesanseyubushipin！
maibahehesanseyubu，chongjiganshizaitaiqiangle！
yishengaikanrenaodehuaxiawangyou，shunjianbeiyingkong。
henkuai，dajiajiulejiedaoqianyinhouguo！
【sixiaweiquanzheimejiudoumeiyoujieguo，paiyitiaoshipinjiuhuobaoquanwang！zheimaibahexiaogeshenhou，biyougaorenzhidiana！】
【sanseyubuhemaibahejiehe，zheishinagedacongmingxiangchulaidezhuyi？juele！】
【haoxiangshiyigejiaoshouzaizhibojianlijiaotade，zheimaibahechezhuhaijijiaoshoushualeershigejianianhuani！】
【zheiershigejianianhuashuadebukuia！taxianzaifensizhijiezhangdaosishiduowan！renjiamaifensizuodouyinzhanghaodehuajibaiwandoumeiyoutazheimeduofensini！】
【wocao！zheijiaoshouyoudiandongxia！shaoweiyizhidian，maibahechezhujiuhuobaoquanwangle！】