第5章 举报信里的塑料兄妹

jianranzuozaizongcaibangongshi,fanzhejubaoxin,biaomianyibenzhengjing,xinlizaoyifengkuangtucao:

“xiedezheimexiangxi,yaomeshiwosuliaotangjie,yaomeshiluxiaoneige‘tiehanhan’!jubaodezheimejingye,buruzhijiechubenjishiwenxuedele!”

tarenwukeren,mochushoujijiluxiaofaxiaoxi:

“jubaoxinshibushinixiede?biezhuangshenmi,tanbaicongkuan!”

luxiaodehuifuhenkuaidanchulai:

“nipabushigeshazi?wonengjubaoziji?”

jianranduwanchadianshuaileshouji:“linghunhuhuanhouzhishangyenengbeiladima?!”tayaozheyaqiaozihuiqu:

“neinigancuiguolaibangwochulia!dengnihuilaikandaowobeigongsiganchuqu,bieguaiwoyongnideshenfenzhengjiegaolidai。”

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另一边的陆骁

luxiaozhengzuozaichuzuwudepoyizishang,zuiliyaozhegenkuaizi,pansuanzhezenmeyongjianrandeshentihunrugongsizhaodianqingbao。shoudaoxiaoxi,talengxiaoyisheng:

“gaolidai?nihaiburuzhijienawodeshenfenzhengqubaiditan!”

他打字回道:

“bienaole,wochadaodiandongxi,jubaoxinhaoxianggengongsicaiwuwentiyouguan。duile,xinlihaitidaoge‘x’,nirenshibu?”

jianrankandao“x”zheigemingzi,meitouyizhou,gangxiangshuodianshenme,menwaituranchuanlaiqiaomensheng。tadakaimen,kandaozhangmishuzhanzaimenkou,yilianfuza:“luzong,dongshizhangrangninquhuiyishi。”

“huiyishi?”jianranyileng,“buhuishijubaoxindeshiba?”

zhangmishukesouleyisheng,dishengbuleyiju:“tingshuotangjieyezai……”

jianrandunshiganjuezijixiangyitiaogangbeidiujinguolideyu,tangdezhibeng:“xing!wodaoyaokankantamennengwanchushenmehuayang!”

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会议室里的塑料关系

huiyishiqifenningzhong,gudongmengegemianwubiaoqing,weidutangjiezuozaicwei,xiaorongjiadaonengnaaosika。

“luzonglaile。”tangjietaiqiyanpi,zuijiaoweiyang,“zuijinjubaoxindeshinaodeyoudianda,womenjigegudongjuede,youbiyaotingtingnindejieshi。”

jianranmiaolemiaomianqiandewenjian,xinlifama:

“wodehaotangjie,ninengbunengbuyaoyifubaguazhuchirendekouqi?”

tajichuyigelimaoyoubushigangadexiaorong:“jubaoxindeneirongtailipule,wodouhuaiyishiyourenxiexiaoshuotougaoshibai,zhuantoulaiheiwo。zhuweigudongyebushisansuixiaohai,zenmehuibeizheidianxiaodaoxiaoxidaijiezou?”

tangjielengxiao:“jiranluzongzheimezixin,neiqingjieshiyixia,caiwushangzheibiwuqianwandeyichangzhichuba。”

“……”

jianrandexiaorongjiangzhule,naozifeisuzhuanquan:“wuqianwan?shawuqianwan?!”

yankanqifenyuelaiyuebuduijing,jianranlingjiyidong:“nimenquedingzheibushicaiwuxitongdebug?shidaizaijinbu,jishuzaifazhan,rengongzhinengdecuowulvhaishiyoude……”

tangjielengheng:“rengongzhineng?nijuedewomenshisansuixiaohaima?”

jianranzhengxiangzhezenmejiehua,hurantingdaowaimianchuanlai“peng”deyishengjuxiang。suoyourendoulengleyixia,tangjiezhoumei:“waimianzenmehuishi?”

xiayimiao,yigewaimaiyuanbaozheyiduihefanchongjinlai,mantoudahan:“buhaoyisi,sheidiandemalaxiangguojiashisangelujizhua?”

gudongmenmianmianxiangqu,tangjiedelianzhijieheichengguodi。jianranchenjipaipaishou:“sanhuiba,dajiadouxinkule,woqingke!xiangguomianfeijiajizhua,xiandaoxiande!”

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陆骁的“X”迷案

yucitongshi,luxiaofanxiangdaoju,congjianrandefangjianlibachuyiduimomingqimiaodexinjian。tasuishoudakaiqizhongyifeng,jieguokandaoleyijurangtahoubeifaliangdezi:

“jianran,ruguobuxiangsuoyourenzhidaonidemimi,jiuguaiguaitinghua。”

luokuan,guoranshi“x”。

luxiaozuijiaochoulechou,pailezhangzhaopianfajijianran:

“jieshiyixia,zheifengxinshishenmeyisi?”

jianrangangconghuiyishitaochulai,kandaozhaopianchadianshuaidao:“tafanwofangjian?zheijiahuozenmebitangjiehaiburangrenshengxin!”

tafuyandihuilegexiaoxi:

“neixinwomeikanguo,biexiaxiang。”

luxiaobuxin,huileyiju:

“nibukan,nichuangdixiademimizenmehuibeirenzhidao?”

jianrandengdayan:“talianchuangdidoufan?!zheirenshisouchajudema?!”talikehuiboguoqu,dianhuajietonghouzhijiehou:

“luxiao!nibuqudangzhentanzhenshiqucaile!”

dianhuaneitou,luxiaolanyangyangdixiaoleyisheng:“yaobuyaowobangnibachuangdidewaziyenachulaishaishai?”

jianranchadianyaosuihoucaoya:“nizaigandongwodedongxi,wojiurangquangongsizhidaonianlianchuzhongbanzhuren!”

“……”

liangrenduizhijimiao,jianranturantanlekouqi:“xingle,woyelandegennidouzui。‘x’daodishishei,niyouxiansuoma?”

luxiaoyuqiyibian,lengjingdao:“youyidiantouxu,jubaoxinhezheixindeshigujishitongyiborengande。nijixuwenzhugongsi,wodingzhe‘x’。”

jianrantingdezhouqimeitou:“nibieshixiangzaigaoshenmeyaoeziba?”

dianhuaguaduanhou,jianrantanzaiyizishang,wangzhetianhuabanwunaitanqi:

“linghunhuhuanbugouzao,renshenghaiyaolaidianxuanyijingsong,zhenshihuojiujian。”