第4章 他是陆小白的舅舅

diertianyizao,ruanxingchenhaizaimenglishuzheqian,yizhenjiezouyichangfengkuangdemenlingshenghuranchuanruerzhong。

ruanxingchenshuiyanxingzhongdefanshenxiachuang,xieziyebuchuanjiuzouqukaimen。

“ruanluoli,nikankanwojinidaishenmelaile。”luxiaobaisanxialiangxiashuaikaijiaoshangdegaogenxie,julejushoulidecanhe,“chenjidezhou,kanwoduinihaoba。”

ruanxingchenfuyandeyinglesheng,zhengyaowangweishengjianzou。

luxiaobailazhuta,zeixixidecouleguoqu,“niloushangneigebiantaidashuzhendehenshuai?”

ruanxingchendiantou,“shuai。”

“henshuaihenyouqian,haidanshen……”luxiaobaishuangmumaozheqingguang,weisuodexiaoleliangsheng,yongliyipairuanxingchenjianbang,“ganjinchi,chiwanwomenhaoshangquzhaotasuanzhang。”

ruanxingchenshuangtuiyiruan,chadianerzuozailedibanshang。

taturanyouxiehouhuihanluxiaobaiguolaile。

qishisuanzhangshenmede,tayejiusuikoushuoshuoeryi。

ruanxingchenshitushuofuluxiaobaifangqishangquzhaorendeniantou,“xiaobai,henshuaihenyouqianhaidanshendenanrenweibishibadaozongcai,yeyounengshigebuwuzhengyekenlaodewankuzidi……”

“shaofeihua,chinide。”

“……”

ruanxingchencongcongmangmangchiwanzaocan,jiubeiluxiaobaizhuaichulemen。

shangdaoshierlou,ruanxingchensuozaianquantongdaomenhoubuganjixuwangqianle。

tashigeguaibaobao,zuowandeshiqingyijingliangqingle,jintianduanranmeiyouzaiquzhaorenmafandedaoli。

luxiaobaibiyidedengleruanxingchenyiyan,xiongyiting,xiongqiaoaodeanxianglemenling。

buyihuier,menbeirenconglimianlakai。

nanrenchuanzhexunchangdejujiafu,toufayouxielingluanxiangshigangcongchuangshangpaqilai,cikebangeshenziyonglandexiekaozaimenkuangshang,jibianruci,zhoushenrengjiunanyanyapogan。

nanrenweimizheheimoukanzhezhanzaimenkoudeluxiaobai,zhoushennanyanyapogan,。

erluxiaobaizaikanqingzheigenanrenmianrongdeshunjian,zhenggerenruzaoleipi,jiangzailemenkou。

ruanxingchenchoujianluxiaobaizheifumoyang,dunshimianluxianqi。

buguoshizhangdeshuailedianeryi,zhiyuma。

ruanxingchenzhengkaolvzheyaobuyaoguoqubaluxiaobailahuilai,jiutingdaoluxiaobaijiejiebabadekaikou,“jiujiujiu……jiujiu!”

WTF?

zheiweibiantaidashushiluxiaobaidejiujiu?

好可怕!

这简直太可怕了!

ruanxingchenpengzhexiaoxingan,chenzheneiliangrenhaimeiyouzhuyidaoziji,nuodongzhexiaobuzikaishiwanghoutui。

“ruanluoli!”luxiaobaifaxianleruanxingchendeyitu,lijidaheyisheng,zhenggeloucengdedeqiangbidougenzhedouleyidou。

erzheishi,lujingyuanyeshunzheluxiaobaideshixianwangleguoqu,yiyanbiankandaoledianzhejiaojianwanghuizouderuanxingchen,moudishenchuyouyiyangdeqingxujikuaidehuaguo。

ruanxingchenwuzheerduo,jiazhuangmeitingdao,satuijiuxiangpao。

ketanalishilianxuchanliansannianbabaimipaobuguanjundeluxiaobaideduishou。

luxiaobaipaoguoqu,niezhuruanxingchendeyilingjiangrenlinlehuilai,daidaolujingyuanmianqian。

“jiujiu,dezuininderenwaishengnvyijingtinizhuahuilaile,niyaoshayaoguadoukeyi。”luxiaobaitianzheliantaohaodexiaoleqilai,“danshi,nengbunengbiegenwomagaozhuangya。”

lujingyuanqiheishensuideshuangmouqingsaoguoruanxingchenweichangdeyilingchu,mouseanlejifen。

zhangzhexiaoluolidewaibiao,neilique……

beilinzhederuanxingchenbuganzhixindedengdaleyanjing。

要不要这样!

luxiaobaixiangshikanchuleruanxingchenxinzhongsuoxiang,yilianwugudezhalezhayan,“shinishuodeya,guimibujiushiyonglaichumaidema。”

ruanxingchenshuobuchuhualaile。

lianggenvhaijiuzheimezhanzaimenkoudayandengzhexiaoyan。

lujingyuanmousechenchendesaoleliangrenyiyan,shengyinlidaizheyisichenqideshaya,“hailengzaimenkouzuoshenme,jinlai。”

进去?

ruanxingchenheluxiaobaixiangshiyiyan。

“nijiuhanwomenjinquzuoshenme。”

“fangxin,wojiukendingbuhuizaimonixiong。”

“万一呢?”

“nizaietashiwuwan。”

“小白英明!”

zouzaiqianmiandelujingyuanjiaobuweidun,zuijiaohenhendechoulexia。

ruanxingchenheluxiaobailianggerennituiwowotuini,niuniunieniedezoujinleketing,bingjianzuozaishafashang,lianggerensizhiyanjingjindingzhelujingyuan。

kanzhetazoujinchufang,kanzhetacongchufangliduanleliangbeiguozhizouchulai。

“xiexiejiujiu。”luxiaobaiziranerrandejieguoguozhi,yangtoudaheleyikou。

ruanxingchenkanleyanluxiaobai,suihouyangqitouyiliantantedekanzhelujingyuan,youyuzhemeiyoulijishenshouqujie,“neige……dashu,zheibeiguozhishouqianma?”