「ba,woxianglihunxingma?」
laodiezaidianhuaneitougenrentanshengyi,tingwomeitoumeinaodilailezheimeyiju,yazhesangziduiwoshuo:「nibiebiwoshannixingma。」
woxinlingshenhui,limahuanlefuzuilian:「fuqindarenninxinkule,fuqindarenzaijian。」
tuiwuketui,zhinengmiandui!
wocongweishengjianzouchulai,kanjianjianghaochenglinzheyiduigouwudai,zhengkaozhehulankanyilouxiaoguangchangxiaopengyoumentiaowu。
taxiaodehenwenrou,meiyanzuijiaowanwan,yanzhongliuboweidang,yipianhexukailang。
woxiangqiyutachujian,liangrendoubutaishuxi,gezhelaoyuanyebushuohua。
hunlishangwomengezidaizhejiaxiaomianduibinke,kansitianzaodisheenaiyoujia,keshijilianduifangliandoumeizenmejizhu。
danjiusuanruci,tayehuitiexinditiwodangjiu,tiwoqianzhezhangzhangdequnbai,weiyizhedanbodewopiyijianwaitao。
zheiyangyigesuandeshangxixinwennuanderen,zhenhuishineimekepaderenma?
「nixiangshenmeni?」jianghaochengzoulai,yongshouzhichuolechuowodeetou。
「wozaixiang,nihuizouwoma?」
「nichoushenmefeng?」jianghaochengbailewoyiyan,danxiayimiao,tasihuxiangdaoleshenme,lenglengxiaozheshuo:「yebuyiding。」
靠!我危!
linheshuo,duiyubingjiaoqianwanbunengwuni,buranbushitasi,jiushiniwang。
danxiangyaotuolibingjiao,zuihaojiushirangtaduinimeiyourenhexingqu。
yushiwolianyefanchujianghaochengdecaifangshipin,jiangtadelixiangxingwanquanfanzhelai。
taxihuancongmingde,wojiuzhengtianzhuangchizhuangsha。
taxihuankailanghuopode,wojiuzhengtianbeichunshangqiu。
taxihuanshanliangde,wojiuzhengtianyifuerenzuilian,jiangzijidazaochengxiaoshuodianshijulideeduqianjin。
woxiang,jianghaochengyidinghenkuaijiuhuiyanewode。
womashangjiuyaohuidaoyouqianmeilaogongdedujushenghuole!
a!xiangxiangdouxingfu,xiangxiangdoumeimiao!
danwomeixiangdao,zaiwozheimeyifansaocaozuoxialai,jianghaochengbujinmeiyouyanfanwo,fanerhuagengduodeshijianpeizhewo,haizongshibaozhewoshuo:「duibuqi,shiwomeiyouzhaoguhaoni。」
……
womale,jianghaochengtadaodizenyangcainengfangguowoa!
jiuzaiworenmingdijuedingquxuezuorenlaoposhi。
转机出现了。
jianghaochengquguowaichucha,kejiuzaidiertian,taheyixingganmeinvjiudiangongduyiyedexinwenbazhanlesuoyouxinwentoutiao。
fumuqinqipengyouguanxindexiaoxiruxuehuayibanxiangwofeilai。
erwozaijiakanzhexinwenzhaopianlineigexinggandezhangfameinv,xingfendishangcuanxiatiaogaoshenghuanhu。
wolimadajilvshi,zixunlihundeshiqing。
lvshiyoudianxiaogangaditixingwo:「jiangfuren,yaobuxiandengninxiaowan,womenzaijixuzixun?」
woyouxiebaoqian,danhaishizhibuzhuxiaoyi。
lvshiyeshijianguanledachangmianderen,hentiexindishuo:「meiguanxi,wanxieshihouwohuibaninxiangzhidaosuoyouxinxifaninshoujishangde。」
「xiexie,xiexie!hahaxiexiexiexie!」
ruguoyaoshuoyoushenmeshibilaogongjiqianbuhuijiagenglingrenxingfende,neiyidingshilaogongjiqianbuhuijia,zuihouhaishilihundeguocuofang!
wolimajilinhedaletongdianhua:「baobeier,jinwanchulaihaiya,qingzhuwozhongyuyaohuifuziyoula!」
「ha?nishizhendekaixinhaishizaiweizhuangzijiya?」linhejuranxiangwofaqileyiwen。
「dangranshizhendekaixinya,womashangjiuyaoziyoule,zheicishuobudingnenghejianghaochenglihun,zaibuji,yenengnazheijianshizuojiekou,rangtazaiyebunengkaojinwo,hahahahaha——」
wodexiaosheng,tingzaijianghaochengfengchenpupudichuxianzaiwomianqiandeneiyike。
「jianghaochenghuilaile,woxianbuhenishuole。」woganjingualedianhua。
tabiaoqingbutaiduijing,shuangyantonghong,jingshipibeierchanshengdexuesi,cishitazhengbukezhixinkanzhewo,jianwokaojin,tashenzhihoutuileliangbu。
「wowenni,nigangcaishuodeneixie,shizhenxinhuama?」
jianghaochengyifujihukuaiyaokuchulaidebiaoqing,shunjianrangwoluanlefangcunbuzhisuocuo。
「你怎么了……」
「nibuyaodacha!」jianghaochengyishengdahou,yizhihanzaiyanlideleishuiyesuizhetadedongzuoluolexialai,「wowenni,nigangshuodeneixie,shizhende,haishijiade!」
wobeiheleyitiao,chenmozhebuzhigairuhezuoda。
jianghaochengwangzhewo,yanlideshiwangyuelaiyueduo,zuihou,tabuzaidengwodehuida,zhuanshendabulikailejia,zhiliuyishengguanmendejuxiang。
womengle,daidaidizuozaidishang,naoziliyituanluanma。
linhejiwodalaidianhua,wenwoqingkuang。
woshuo:「buzhidao,takule,kuzhewenwoneixieshibushizhenxinhua。wobuzhidao,haoqiguai,taweishenmehuizheiyang。」
linhetanlekouqi:「tabachengshizhendeaishangnile。」
「neitahaihemeinvzaijiudianguoye。」
「songyanyannishibushisha,tahuizaidiyishijianganhuijializhaoni,jiuyiweizheneiyidingshigewuhuiya!」
「ketaweishenmeyaoaiwoya?」
「nizheiwenti,liuzheshenxianlaihuidaba。」
henduowentiduizaiwonaozili,zhiyouyijianshiyougequeqiededaan。