diyizhangsongniyichangshenmizangli
lingchen，bingmochanshen，yeyequshi，jingyingshinianzhijiudebinyiguanmianlindaobi。
kanzhezuihouyixiantugaishang，xiaozhangshengleishuibuduandiaoluo，chaozhexiaoyandemubeizhengzhongdekelesangexiangtou：“yeyezouhao，sunerhuijichengnindeyizhi，jiangbinyiguanzuoda。”
yeyedeyizhishiyaorangbinyiguanchengweizhongjiemeigerenzuihoutongkudedifang。
“yeye，fangxin，shitixingle，wodounengjinihongshui。shitipaole，woyaoshijinizhuabuhuilai，wozijitangneili…”
xiaozhangshenglaiguobinyiguanduoci，duijinyoudeliangmingyuangongpoweishuxi。
bangongshinei，xiaozhangshengkanjianyizhiheisedemaobi。
maobijingranhaishanzhedandanguangmang，xiaozhangshengnaqiqingqingchumozhe，yidaoguangmuturanchuxianzaimianqian。
【binzangfuwuxitong，qingquerenshifoubangding！】
kanjianyanqianguangmu，xiaozhangshengdaxi。
好家伙！
laidaozheigepingxingshijiewunianzhijiu。
zhengzhengwunian，yaobushishoudaoyeyezhaogu，zijizaizheiligenbenhunbuxiaqu。
xianzai，shuyuzijidexitongzhongyuchuxianle！
kanlaihaishididianmeiyouxuandui，binzangxingyecaishizhengquedexuanze。
xiaozhangshengyebusikaoqita，lianmangdianjiqueren。
【binzangxitongbangdingchenggong！】
“wanyiergaizenmeshiyong？”xiaozhangshengyichangxingfendediankaixitongshiyong，quezhaobudaoguanjianzhidian。
【binzangquantaofuwu，zhifuyidingdejine，sizhekehuodeyichangjingtiandongdidezangli。】
【keyishisizheyongyouyigeshenmieryoulingrenjingweideguowang。】
“zheiwanyierkaopuma？”xiaozhangshengzhoumei，zheixitonggennaozhewanyiyang。
这系统挺玄乎。
【qingguanzhulingquxinrenlibao。】
xiaozhangshengcongmangdianjiqueren。
【礼包领取成功。】
dingzheguangmulideheisedaziti，xiaozhangshengbeijingzhijielengzaidangchang，shoubeidouyouxiejiangyingqilai。
【30000yuandezanglipeizhi：sanliangliangwupaiheisepasate，ershimingshouchiheiseyusan、shenchuanheisexizhuang、heimojing，daizhewuxianerjideyimibadahan，chuxianzaisizhedezanglishang，momoguanwang，bingshenshenjugong。】
“zheigebujiushiheishehui！shizhenrenhaishixuni？”xiaozhangshengmudengkoudai，sisidingzhexitongguangmu，buganqingyizhayixiayan。
“厉害了！”
“真是厉害了！”
zheiyiqunrenyaoshinenglaicanjiasizhezangli，neikendingshiweifengwubia！
yigeputongrendezanglinengyouzheizhonghaohuazhenzhang，burangrenhuaiyisizheshenfendoubuxing。
死后一震天下！
rangsuoyourendouduinihuaiyi。
这简直是太威风了。
【yiqianwanyuanzanglipeizhi：zanglideshangkongwuyunmibu，nuleigungun，shenlongxuyingyinyuqizhong，qicaiguanghuahuanraomubei，weisizhesongxing。】
“zheigeniu，zheigeniubi！”xiaozhangshenggantanbuyi。
buguozaidangxiaozhangshengjiandaoshiyidepeizhihou，jiujiuwuyan。
简直是变态！
renzenmekenengkeyiniudaorucidibu？
【shiyizanglipeizhi：shijieshunjianweiniheian！】
【nidemoyangjianghuiliuchuanqiangu！】
【suoyoudexingchenjiangweiniyunluo！】
【difushidianyanwangdailingheibaiwuchangqinzichuxingyingjie！】
【shenjieyuhuangdadi，dailingsanshiliuxingsu，qianlaiweinisongxing！】
【xitianrulaifozudailingshibaluohan，weinimonianjingangjing！】
【mojiemozunzhongloudailingshiwanjiemo，gongsongnifeisheng！】
【lanxingsuoyoudedalaoqinziweinisongjiu！】
【xiaoshuozhongdechuanqirenwu，shihao、yehei、chuluoli、wushi、nvdi、xiaoyan、chenxin，jiangchuxianweinisongxing！】
houxudeneirongbuyongjixuguankan，xiaozhangshengganjuezheiyijingshitianxiazuidingjidepeizhi。
mantianshenfofenfenchudong，xiaoshuorenwuyecongxuhuanzhongdansheng，bigejianzhidadaowubian，wufaxiangxiang。
ruguoyouzheizhongjinqianshili，xiaozhangshengdouxiangqinziqutiyanyifan。
只是代价有些大。
zheizhonghongdaguimo，sheirennengchengshoudeqi？
tankouqi，yaoleyaotou，xiaozhangshengcishimianlinzheyigezuidadewenti。
“woyaozenmecainengzhaodaoxuyaozangliderenni？”
“wozongbunengzhijiehetamenshuowonengbazheixierenlachulaijinisongxingba，zheihuansheiyebuhuixiangxin。”xiaozhangshengshizaiyumen。
zheizhongshibenjiutianfangyetan，kongkouwuping。
rensheiyebuhuimaoranxiangxinziji！
cishibinzangxitongturanfahuatishi。
【xitonghuizidongxunzhaolinjinsiwangzhiren，bingqiexiangcirenfabuxinxi，guanzhuzhixuyaodengdaibianke，guanzhuyekezixingxunzhaoziyuan。】
【guanzhugenjusuohuodedejine，kesuiyigoumairenhepeizhi。】
【meiwanchengyicibinzangrenwu，guanzhudoujianghuihuodeyicichoujiangjihui。】
“zheigekeyi，huizidongxunzhao，youdianyisi。”xiaozhangshengzazazui，feichangmanyizheiyibocaozuo。
zheiyangyilai，wuxuzixingxuanchuan，meitiandouhuiyourenlaisongqian。
稳赚不赔！
真是暴利行业。
xitongkenenghuiwan，danyongyuanbukenengchidao。
“jiangli，youshenmejiangli？”
【jianglifenweijinqianjiangliyuxiulianjiangli。】
【jinqianjiangli：renwupeizhijiabeijiangjin，biruwanchengyige20000yuanrenwu，jianghuihuode40000yuanjiangli，yicileitui。】
【xiulianjiangli：qianghuashu、baguazhentu、fulu、zhouyu…xiandan、shengti、hunduntideng。】
“**，shengti！”xiaozhangshengshishengdahan。
zheizhongnitiandedongxijuranzhendecunzai！
“sheikuaibuxingle…bububu…cuolecuole，sheijiangyaofeishengruxianjiele，woheiyebinyiguanquanchengweinifuwu…
牛寨村
zheishiyigejuliheiyebinyiguanbailideluohouxiaoshancun。
heshuiqingchewubi，yinyinkejiancaoyumanmanyoudong。
zheilifengjingjimei，jijizhazhaniaojiaoshenggengshilingrenxinqingyuyue，feichangshiheyanglao。
hebianzuozheyiweinianjinjiushidelaoren，tabizheshuangyan，shouzhongdeyuganqingweihuangdong，jiangcaoyufangjinshenpangshuitong。
liuchangzirandecaozuo，xianranyishilaodiaoshou。
laorendeshoubeishangjinshidaodaoshanghen，kongparensheiyexiangbudao，zheijingranshiyiweiyinshidebingwang！
huanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，laorencongpojiukoudaizhongnachushouji，suiyichouleyiyan。
laorendeshoujiyijingfeichangdepojiu，pingmushangmianyouzheyidaodaoliewen，fangfoxiayimiaojiuhuiposui。
anhuangpingmushangmianxianshizheyitiaoxinxi，yinyinnengkanqingziti。
黑夜殡仪馆：
【niderenshengbuyinggairucichenji！】
【nixiangzhongsunidehuihuangma？】
【nixiangrangwurunideren，xianhainiderenshoudaozhengyichengfama？】
【nixiangzaizijilinsizhiqian，nengdedaosuoyourenderenkema？】
【nixiangrangtamendoujingweinima？】
【nishiyigeyingxiong，zenmenengganyuanrucipingdansiqu！】
【heiyebinyiguanjiangwanchengnideyiqieyiyuan！】
【womenjiangqiandinghetong，ruruonideyiyuanmeiyouwancheng，womenjiangwanbeipeichangnindejingshensunshi，wuluntianshangdixia！】
“zhei…zhei…nandaoshizhende？”