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cikedelaorenjingranxiandeyouxiepibei。
yingxionglianggezirucishuxi，queyeyouxieyaoyuan。
“xianzaidepianzishouduandouzheimegaominglema？nongdedaoshitingxiyinrende。”laorendandanyixiao，jiangshoujifangrukoudai，jixuchuidiao。
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手机再次响了起来。
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shoujiliyoushiheiyebinyiguanfalaideyiduanxiaoxi。
黑夜殡仪馆：
【ninzhixuyaozhifushiwanyuan：jianghuiyouershiliangwupaiqichedida，ershiliangzhishengfeijilingkong，100mingbianzhuangshiweichuxianzainindezanglishang，tamenhuiweininzhijing，huiweininjugong，songninzuihouyicheng。】
zheicidexinxichenggongxiyinlelaoren。
zijideshentizhuangkuangzhiyouzijiqingchu。
tayishiriwuduo，gaiweizijixunzhaozuihoudezhuchule。
botongxinxixiamiandebinyiguansuoliudianhua，limianchuanchuxiaozhangshengdeshengyin。
“wei，ninhao，heiyebinyiguan，youshenmexuyaoweininfuwu？”
“hehe，nimenzheigexinxitingxiyinrende，laiwojiaxiangxitanyixiaba。”laorenyizhixiaohehede，shuochudizhizhihoujiuguaduanledianhua。
shouhaoyugan，xiangcunneizouqu。
黑夜殡仪馆。
xiaozhangshengyouxiexingfen，zheishizijijieguanbinyiguanhoudiyigerenwu，yidingyaoyuanmanwancheng。
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xiaohaibudongshi，tashenweidaren，dangranyaodongdelimao。
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laoquezimeicuo，zijishizhendeque，zheihuazhendemeiyoumaobing。
都习惯了。
zheishiyizuolaojiudemuwu，niantouyouxiebushaole，wangchaijiuzhuzaizheilijishinianle。
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wangchaizuozaiyuanzhong，taochuyandai，gangxishangyikou。
轰！
yiliangpojieketingzaiwangchaimenwai，xiaozhangshengcongcheshangbujinbumanxialai。
“ninjiushiwanglaoxiansheng？woshiheiyebinyiguande。”xiaozhangshengzaimenwaishitanxingwendao。
zongbunengzhijieshuonishibushineigekuaiyaosidelaoren。
“e，laideneimekuai？wojiushiwangchai。”wangchaiyouxieyiwai，zheigongzuorenyuandexingdongsududaoshigoukuai。
zijicaigangdaojiamenkou，zheibinyiguanderenjiudaole。
“woduinimendebinzangyishitingganxingqude，laishuoshuoba，xuyaoduoshaoqian？”wangchaijiangxiaozhangshengqingjinwuzinei，xiaohehedao。
suiranxindiliganjuezheigeheiyebinyiguanmaosibutaibukaopu，dantahaishixiangyaowenyiwen，shiyishi。
wuzilimiansuiranpojiu，dangezhongwupinbaifangzhengqi，kandechulai，wangchaishiyigefeichangaiganjingderen。
“ruguoxiangninzhiqiansuoshuodepeizhidehua，xuyaoshiwanyuan。”xiaozhangshengdao，takemeiyoupianlaotou，xitongguangmushangjiushizheiyangshuode，sheirangzheichangmianhongda，chuchangfeigaoni。
“haha，zhenshitingguiya！xing，chengjiao，womenqianhetong。”wangchaidandanyixiao，jixiaozhangshengdaoleyibeishuidao：“woxiangxinnimen，xiwangniyenengjiwoyigehaodejieguo。”
haozaizijiyouyixielaodi，shiwanyuanhaishikeyinachulaide。
tajiupamianqiandezheigejiahuoshiyigeheixinpianzi，buguoqianlehetongtayejiufangxinle。
ruguoxiaozhangshengbanbudaozheizhongzanglipeizhidehua，weiyuejintahuirangrenjuanjipinkundiqu。
“zheigeninfangxin，womenxianzaijiuqiandinghetong。”xiaozhangshengweixiaozhecongshenhoudebeibaozhongnachuhetong。
zhengzailiangrenjiaotanzhishi，yiliangdiandongchetingzaiwangchaijiamenkou。
diandongchehenxiao，shangmianyinanyinv，lianggerenzuoshangqu，luntaidoubeiyabianle。
qichedeqingnian，randehuangmao，yikanjiushihunhunwuyi，sanfazheliuliliuqideganjue。
erzuozaidiandongchehoumiande，zeshiyigefeifeipangpangdenvren，nvrennongzhuangyanmo，meizouyibulu，lianshangderoudouyaozhandongyixia。
“laogong，zheicikedexianglaotouduoyaoyidian，wozuijindehuazhuangpindoubugouleni。”nvrennachuyixiaomianjingzi，zuozhaozhaoyouzhaozhao，yiliandebuman。
shangcitamenliangrenjiuzaiwangchaizheilinalebushaoqian，liangrenchuqulvyou，xiaoyaolehaozhangyiduanshijian。
“laoponifangxin，wozhiqiantingjianyourenshuowoyeyetahaiyouyixiecunkuan，zheiciyixiadouyaolaijinihua。”wangyanyilianaoqi，dashouyihui，sihaobuzaihudedao。
wangyankanjiantingzaimenkoudepojieda，guaijiaoyisheng：“zheishisheidepoche？jialinandaolaikerenle？”
pingchangzijijiadelaotougenbenjiumeiyourenheshejiao，weiyideaihaoyejiudiaodiaoyu。
zenmehaiyourenlaijializuoke。
daizhemannaodeyihuo，wangyanhezoudaomenqian，zhenghaotingjianxiaozhangshenghewangchaidetanhua。
erduojinjindetiezhemenfeng，wangyanjinsuodemeimushuzhankailai，querdaizhideshiyiliantanlanxiaorong。
yitingjianshiwan，wangyanlimalailejingshen！
pangbiandenvrenyeshiyanjingyiliang。
tanlanzhiseshunjianbazhanliangrendeneixin。
砰！
“laotouer，yuanlainihaishengzheimeduo，jilaozinadianqianlai，zuijinshiyunbujia，doutameshuguangle！”wangyanyijiaochuaikaimumen，zhijielihedao。
bingqieneinvrenyezaiyipangjianxixiheiheixiao，peihezhelianshangdefeirou，yangzijiqideweisuo。
kanjianwangyanheabojinlai，wangchaiyouxiechayi。
zheigewangyanshizijidididesunzi，jingchangbuwuzhengye，chihepiaodu，yangyangjingtong。
didisihou，meiqianlejiulaizhaozijitaoyao，zheiduanshijianyuelaiyuepinfan。
abojiushizheifeipangnvren。
zheixiaoliangkouzenmeyoulaile？
zijibushiyijingshuolemeiqianle。
daobuwangchaixiaoqi，shizaishizheisunziliangkouzibuzhengqi，naleqianjiuchuquxiaosa。
wangchaitanxizheyaoyaotou，“sunera，wozheiliyijingmeiyouduoyuqianle。”
“aiyowei，wodehaoyeye，ninkebunengzheimexiaoqi，zongbunengnixiaosale，rangwomenzheixiehoubeishouqiba。”aboyinyangguaiqide，manliandebuyue。
abotuiletuipangbiandeyizi，nazhicaleca，suihouzuoleshangqu，qiaozheerlangtui，yifuzhigaoqiyangdeyangzi。
feipangdetui，chuanzhehei**，zheibanjingxiang，jianzhijiushirenjianjipin。
xiaozhangshengyilianyane，zheigepangnvrenzhendetaoyan，shenshangsanfadeweidaozhendenanwen，saolisaoqide。
“wobuguan，nideyanglaojinni？guojiajinidedibaobuzhuni？niyigemashangyaosiderennazheimeduoqianganshenme？kuaijiwonaguolai。”
“bingqiewoganggangkeshiqingqingchuchudetingjiannishuodeshiwankuai，haishinizanglideqian，shenmezanglia！yaoneimeduoqian！”
abodezuiyourupaodan，jisuzhalie。
laotoupingshidepiqihaishitinghaode，yibanqingkuangxiabuhuishengqi，yaodianxiaoqianhaishimanqingsongde，zheicijingranzheimeguzhi。
wangchaidemeitoujinsuo，xinzhongnuqishengteng，“qitadeqianwodoukeyijini，danshizheishiwankuainibunengdong！woyijingmeiyourenheqiankeyijinimenliangle。”
yaobushikanzaizheishizijisunzidexifuerfenshang，tazaojiujiangaboganchuqule。
简直是不可理喻。
只会胡搅蛮缠。
wangyangenbenbuxiangxinwangleisuoshuodehua，zoudaowangchaimianqian，mengdepaiyixiazhuozi，“biegenwobibilailaile，baqiannachulai，wolikezouren，yihoudoubuzaifanni！”
“niyigelaotou，suibianmaijiuxingle，huaneimeduoqianganshenme？jiwomaigebaobuhaoma？”apopiezhezui，“womenkeshiniweiyideqinren，nibubaqianjiwomenjisheiya？”
liangrenzheizhongyuqi，zheizhonghuayu，genbenrangrenlianxiangbudaowangchaishiwangyanheabodeyeye。
zheiyimurangxiaozhangshengdaganyiwai。
好家伙！
zheidoushenmeniandaile，jingranhaiyouchengnianrenrucikenlao。
laorenyoubushiniqindie，renjiazhishinidedayeye，haideguannichihe？
haiyouzheigenvrenyeshitaiguofenle，zenmenengruciduizhangbeishuohua。
“biebibilailaile，kuaidianba！”buguowangyankebuguanzheixie，zhiyaoqiannengnadaoshoujiuxingle。
youlezheishiwankuai，jiukeyixiaoyaohenzhangyiduanshijianle。
nancundemeimei，xicundejiejie，douzaidengzhetadeqianlaishuani，takeshishougoulezheigepangponiang。
“hunzhang！”xiaozhangshenghuolesanshinian，congweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren。