第四章 孙子带着混混大闹爷爷葬礼

disizhangsunzidaizhehunhundanaoyeyezangli

“xing,wohenkuaijiudao!”

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muwuli,wangchaiyijingmeiyouduoshaoshengji,hunshensanfazheyigunongnongsiqi。

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tazuotianturanbeiwangchaihanhuilai,shizaimeiyouxiangdaozheicihuilaijingshiyaoweiwangchaisongzhong。

xiaozhangshengcongcongzoujinmuwu,kanzhezaichuangshangyanyanyixidewangchai,tandao:“wanglaota…

“chaishunianjidale,dangchuyoushouguozhongshang,shentijinengyanzhongshuailuo,xianzaiyijingbuxingle,gujichengbuguojintianle。”geyantanxidao。

咳咳!

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“一去不返啊!”

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“王叔当年是…”

shuowan,geyankanxiangxiaozhangshengshenseyansu:“wangshudezangli,jiubaituonile。”

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“laowangzheiyishengguodeyesuantashi,pingpingdandanyetinghao。”

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kexideshi,wangchaidousile,shenweisunzidewangyan,jingranmeiyouqinzidaochang。

真是令人唏嘘。

轰轰!

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“jiuzheimejiandandezangli,qunanjiedetiantianbinyiguan,yinggaiyejiuwuqiankuaiqiandeshiqing。”

“zheiheixinlaobanpianren,dajiayihouqianwanbuyaozhaota!”

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啪啪啪!

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“xiaozi,nishenmeyisi!”huanglongmeitouyizhou,duiyuxiaozhangshengguzhanghenyihuo。

mianqianzheigexiaozihenxiaozhanga!