贞观娱乐教父第3章

“dongdongdong——!”cuimingsidechenguzaicizhaxiang。

linxiaoyigeliyudating……meitingqilai,yaosuanbeitongdizuoqishen。yi?shenshangzenmeduolekuaihoushidedacubu?mozhehaitingnuanhe。tarouzhexingzhongshuiyansixiazhangwang,guiyingzidoumeiyige。

“naweishenxianjiejiejigaide?huoleifenga!”linxiaodiguzhe,xiaoxinyiyibaneikuaibudiedefangfangzhengzheng,gonggongjingjingfangzaixuandouguanjinbidedamenkou,haichongzhemenfenglibailebai:“xielea!gairifadale,jininsujinshen!”shuowan,paipai**,liule。

daoguanshenchu,yizuogaogeshang。yiweihefatongyan、shouchixuebaifuchendelaodaoshi,zhengmizheyan,touguochuanglingfengxi,kanzhelinxiaoneidiaoerlangdangyuanqudebeiying。shouzhizaixiuzhongfeikuaidiqiasuanzhe,meitouqueyuezhouyuejin:

“guaizai……guaizai……cizimingshuruwulikanhua,yinguoxianluanrumatuan,tianjizaitashenshang……jingsiwuchangzhifeng,chuidepindaoyekanbuzhenqiele!”

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linxiaorouzheguguzhijiaodeduzi,choumeikuliandikanzhenaohailidecuimingfu:“jindu:0/100wen!daojishi:53xiaoshi38fen47miao!”

“ea……edeqianxiongtiehoubeile……zhei100wen……nandaobidengtianhainan?”taaihaozhe,naoguazifeisuyunzhuan,“zhanggong?leisileihuoqianhaishao,pass!duangong?meirenyao,pass!quqiao……quqiao……”

zhengzhuaernaosaini,yitaitou,hei!tianwujuerenzhilu!qianmianjiejiaokongdishang,yihuozashuabanzizhengdingdingdangdangdidataizi、shuganzi!

linxiaoyanjing“cheng”diliangle,yipaidatui:“youle!gemenerzheijinshouzhi,buwanmoshuqibushibaotiantianwu?xitongkongjian,nijiangongliyedeshihoudaole!”

shuoganjiugan!linxiaolimazaizashuabanzixieduimianzhaolekuaikongdi,qingleqingsangzi,qichendantian,houchulechuanyueyilaidezuiqiangyin:

“qiaoyiqiaokanyikanlei!yixiaoboda!yiwenboshiwen!caizhongshitouzaizuoshouhaishiyoushou,dangchangpeinishibei!tongsouwuqi,shoukuaiyoushoumanwua!”

zheisangmener,shunjianxiyinlebantiaojiedemuguang。

“yohe?xiaozi,kouqibuxiaoa?yiwenboshiwen?”yigebangdayaoyuan、manlianhengroudezhuanghanfenkairenqun,baozhegebo,jugaolinxiadidaliangzhelinxiaozheishenqigaizhuang,manlianxiezhe“buxin”。

“dage!qianzhenwanque!”linxiaoganjinzhanshi,tankaishuangshou,zuoshoukongkong,youshouniezhekuaixiaoshitou,“kanqingchulea?shitouxianzaizaiyoushou!”shuowan,tashuangshoumengdiyiwo,quantoufanzhuan,zhangxinxiangxia。

“jiu……jiuzheimecai?”dahanlele,juedezheigenbaisongqianmeiqubie。

“dui!jiuzheimejiandan!”linxiaozhandingjietie。

“hei!neiniyouqianpeima?bieshikongshoutaobailangba?”dahanjingzheni。

linxiaobaxiongfupaidepengpengxiang:“qiaoninshuode!meiqianpeiming!ninyayiwen,caiduile,wozheitiaomingjiushininde!dangchangdizhai!”(neixinos:fanzhengnicaibuzhe!)

“haoxiaozi!goudan!”dahanbeijiqilexiongxing,yelailexingzhi,“laozijintianjiuyayiwenqian,mainizheitiaoxiaomingwanwan!”shuowan,“dingdang”yimeitongqiandiudaolinxiaojiaobian。

linxiaomaliuerjianqi,chuaijinhuaili(shizeyinianyidong,jinlexitongkongjian)。

“kanhaoleninna!”linxiaoyaohezhe,shuangshouzaikongzhongyanhualiaoluandidaotengneikuaixiaoshitou,zuoshouyijie,youshouyihuang,zuihoushuangshoumengdiyiwo!quanxinxiangxia!

“hahaha!”pangbianyigekanrenaodelaotouerxiaodezhipaidatui,“xiaozi!nizheibuqingdengzhepeiqianma?xiazidoukanjianshitoujinzuoshoule!”

dahanyedeyiyangyang,pushanbandedashouyizhilinxiaodezuoshou:“kai!jiuzheier!shiwenqiannalai!”

linxiaoliezuiyixiao,luchubakebaiya:“dage,buhaoyisi,nin……caicuola!”

huayinweiluo,tahuanhuantankaizuoshou——kongkongruye!

jinjiezhe,“pa!”youshouzhangkai——neikuaihuipupudexiaoshitou,zhengananwenwenditangzaitayoushouxin!

“嚯——!!!”

“我的天爷!”

“zhei……zheizenmekeneng?!”

“yanhuale!jueduiyanhuale!”

weiguanrenqunshunjianzhakaileguo!jinghushengchadianbapangbianzashuabanzideluogushengdougaiguoqu!suoyourenyanzhuzidengdeliuyuan,sisidingzhelinxiaodeyoushou,fangfoneishitoushipingkongbianchulaide!

“heihei,xiaobaxi,zhangyanfaeryi。”linxiaoguzuogaoshendibaibaishou,kanxiangneimudengkoudaidedahan,“dage,hailaima?zheiciwandiandade?”

“lai!laozijiubuxinzheigexiele!”dahanyeshishuhongleyan(qishijiushuleyiwen),yiyaoya,conghuailitaochuyilisuiyinzi,“pa”paizaidishang,“jiuyazheige!”

linxiaoyanjingdoulvle:“haolei!dageshuangkuai!”

“manzhe!”dahanturanyoubashousuolehuiqu,yanzhuyizhuan,congtieshenkoudailixiaoxinyiyidimochuyimeiwenrundeyubanzhi,“yongzheige!zheishianzushangchuanxialaide,duyifener!kanjianmei?”tazhizhebanzhineiquanyidaotianrande、ruxuesibandehongqin,“renzhunle,jiuzheiyimei!youjihao!”

linxiaokanzheneiyubanzhi,xinhuanufang!zhenshikeshuilailesongzhentou,zheidagejianzhishitaminglideguiren(sancaitongzi)a!

“xing!dagechangliang!ninkanhaolou!”linxiaocuocuoshou,zaicinaqineimeidaizhehongqindeyubanzhi,zhunbeikaishita“fajiazhifu”dedierchangbiaoyan,“jiexialai——jiushijianzhengqijideshike!”

“youshou!zheihuijueduishiyoushou!laozikandezhenzhenerde!xiaozi,guaiguaitaoqianba!hahaha!”dahanwangdafuxinxinbaopeng,zhizhelinxiaodeyoushou,xiaodegenjianlejinyuanbaoside。zhouweikankeyefenfendiantou,gangcaineishitouhuaguobankongluojinyoushoudeguiji,dahuoerkedouchoudeqingqingchuchu!

linxiaozuijiaogouqiyimobuyichajuedehuaixiao,huanhuantankaiyoushou——kongkongruye!

“嚯——!!!”

renqunzaicizhakai!yanzhuzidiaoleyidi!

“bukeneng!jueduibukeneng!”wangdafuyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile,lianshangdehengroudouzaiduosuo。

“biejima,”linxiaomanyouyoudizhangkaiyizhizuanzhedezuoshou——hei!neimeidaizhedutehongqindeyubanzhi,kebujiuwenwendangdangditangzaitazuoshouxinlima!“dage,yanyanhuo?”

wangdafuyibaqiangguobanzhi,fanlaifuqu,duizheritouzizixixikanleyoukanneiquanhongqin,hanzhuzishunzhenaomenwangxiatang:“shi……shiande……meicuo……kezhei……zhei……”takankanlinxiaodeyoushou,youkankanzuoshou,zhenggerendoumengquanle,ganjueshijieguanshoudaoleqiansuoweiyoudechongji。

zhouweiyipianxiqisheng,kanlinxiaodeyanshengenkanhuoshenxianside。

linxiaokegubushangzhuanggaorenle,tameizizidibahuailineiyixiaokuaisuiyinzi(gangyingde)hejinshengdeyimeitongban(kaijuneiwen)longlelong,yinianyidong,quanshoujinxitongkongjian。yanqianguangmushunjianshuaxin:

“ding!dangqianzijin:suiyinyikuai(yuezhi250wen)+tongqian1wen=zongji251wen!”

“【shengcuntiaozhan·yuanshijilei】jindu:251/100wen!daojishi:51xiaoshi50fen09miao!”

“renwumubiaochaoedacheng!shifoulijitijiao?(chaoebufenjianganbilitishengshangchengjiesuojianglieqin~)”

“huo!chaoeyibeiduo!”linxiaoxinlilekailehua,“zheixitonghaitinghuilaishier,chaoeyoujiacheng?neibixuzaidengdenga!wanyizaigaodianni?santianshijianhaizhangzheni!”