“zhangjude!wohuisuanzhang!jiujiuchengfabiaodaobeiruliu!buxinninkaowo?”
“滚蛋!”
“laoban!wohuichaocai!manhanquanxibuganshuo,xihongshichaojidanbaoninmeichiguo!rangwoshishi?”
“gungungun!biedanwulaozizuoshengyi!”
“dage!kangdabaoyitianduoshaogongqian?”talazhuyigekangmidaidezhuanghan。
zhuanghanchuanzhecuqi,shangxiadaliangtazheixiaoshenban:“yueqianliangqian!”
“liangqianshiduoshao?”linxiaoxuxinqiujiao。
zhuanghanyilianbiyi:“erbaiwen!zheidoubuzhidao?nalaidebangchui?”
“yigeyuecaierbaiwen?yitianbudaoqiwen?hei!zhenhei!”linxiaoxinlipansuan,“buxingbuxing,shijianjinrenwuzhong,dequqiao!”
zhengzhuomozhe,kanjianyichuyizhanmenkoujimanleren,yidingzhengchezhesangzihan:
“zhanglaowudexin!zhanglaowuzaibuzai?”
“liuxiaocui!liuxiaocuijiashuyifeng!”
renqunli,yigetoufahuabaidelaoyu,zhanweiweidilazhuyigechuanzhetimian、xiangdushurendenianqinggongzi:“xiaolangjun,xingxinghao,banglaopozixiefengxinjiwoneidangbingdeerzichengbu?laopoziburenzia……”
neigongziyanpiyitai,shenchuwugenshouzhi,manyouyoudao:“wushiwen。runbifei。”
laoyulianzhouchenglekugua,conghuailimochugexiaobubao,doudousuosuoshuchuershigetongqian:“xiaolangjun……laopozijiuzheiershiwenle,qiuninxingxinghao……”
“ershiwen?”gongzichixiaoyisheng,fuxiuzhuanshen,“dafajiaohuazini?meikong!”
yankanlaoyuyanleidouyaoxialaile,linxiaoyigejianbucuanshangqian,lianshangduiqibiyangguanghaicanlandexiaorong:
“dama!zhaowoa!wobangninxie!tongsouwuqi,jiagegongdao!”tapieleyiyanneizoukaidegongzibeiying,yadishengyin,shenchusangenshouzhitou,“zhiyaosanshiwen!bitabianyiershi!zhuanyedaixie,baoninmanyi!”
“aiyo,xiexiexiaolangjun!ninkezhenshipusaxinchang!”laoyuqianenwanxie。
“damaninkeqi!ninshuo,woshuashuajiuxie!”linxiaogenzhelaoyucengdaopangbianyishutan,jielebimo。laoyuduoduosuosuoconghuailimochuyizhangzhoubabademazhi。
“dalangwoer,niangguodehenhao……”laoyuniantaozhe。
linxiaoshenxiyikouqi,luqixiuzi——shishihouzhanxianzhenzhengdejishule!zanhaodaishimoushixiaoxueshengshufabisaierdengjiangdezhu!tibi,zhanmo,shouwanxuankong,jiashishizu!
biluozhishang……ng?shouganbutaidui?
pangbianneiyinhunbusandeshusheng,buzhiheshicouleguolai,shenzheboziyikan,dangchangjiulele,bikongchaotianchixiao:“ha!pianzi!nizheixiedeshishenguihuafu?mobushifanbangwenzi?yeganmaochongwodatangyazhengzhiti?”
shutandelaoxuejiuyetuiletuiyanjing(ruguoyoudehua),coujinneiwaiwainiuniude“jiantizi”,meitouningchenglemahua:“zhei……ciweihezi?”
“zheige?”linxiaozhizhezijixiede,lizhiqizhuang,“‘er’a!houmianshi‘niangguodehenhao’!ninkan,zheibutinghaorenma!”
“cai!”laoxuejiuyanjingyiliang,feidanmeixianqi,fanerxiangfaxianlexindalu,“xiaolangjunzheizi……shiheziti?laofujingcongweijianguo!jingusuiguai,queziyouyigu……e,liluojinger?”
“zheijiao‘jiantizi’!”linxiaoshunjianzhilengqilaile,kaishihuyou,“ninxianga,xiezima,jiangjiugexiaolv!baneixiewanwanraoraodebihuakacayisheng,shengshishengli!guanjianhaihaokanhaoren!jueduishiweilaichaoliu!”
laoxuejiusuranqijing:“ganwenxiaolangjunshichengnaweidaxian?”
“hai!woxiaoxuelaoshi,lijianhua!”linxiaoshunzuitulu。
“li?!jian……hua?!”laoxuejiulianse“shua”yixiabaile,shouyidou,mozhichadiandizhishang。yanshenjingkongdizuoyouluanpiao,fangfozheimingzizidaitongjilingxiaoguo。
linxiaoyipainaomen:“ooo!bushineigeli!ninxiangchale!”xinlianma:kao,zheidatangdexinglideyetaiminganle!
“dama,qihuoer!ninshouhao!”linxiaoyangyangsasa,badamadekoushujiashangzijitianyoujiacude“niangshentibeierbangchimamaxiangbiedianjijialihaohaodangbingzhengquligong”zhileidejixianghua,coulemanmanyizhang。zima……fanzhengdamaburenzi,kanzhezhengqijiucheng!
laoyupengzhexin,ganjitiling,bazuandehanjinjindeershiwentongbanyigunaosaijinlinxiaohuaili:“xiaolangjun,duoxie!duoxie!”
“ding!jindu:20/100wen!daojishi:64xiaoshi37fen26miao!”xitongtishiyinmeizizi。
linxiaodianliangzhechendiandian(cuojue)detongqian,zuijiaoliedaoergen:“qiaojianmei!gemenerzheibenshi,genaerdouebusi!zhishijiushicaifu!gurenchengbuqiwo!”
zhengziwoganjuelianghaodekuaiyaoyuandiqifeini,neilaoyuquerfufan!xiangyizhenfengsideguadaolinxiaomianqian,kushoudeshoukuairushandian,“shua”yixiajiubaneiershiwenqiancongtahuailihaolehuiqu!lidaozhida,chadianbalinxiaozhuaigelieju!
“pei!nigetianshadepianzi!zaotalaoyudexinhezhi!budehaosi!”laoyucuileyikou,baozhexinheqian,niushenjiuzou,beiyingdoutouzhefennu。
林逍:“???”
yuandishihuadelinxiao,zhijuehuailiyikong,naoziyeyikong。yanzhengzhengkanzhenaohailidejindutiao“shua”yixiaqingling——“jindu:0/100wen!daojishi:64xiaoshi32fen04miao!”
tamangrantaitou,zhenghaozhuangjianpangbianneishushengtoulaideyanshen——neiyanshen,sanfenbiyi,qifenxingzailehuo,haidaizhedian“laozizaokanchuannile”deyouyuegan。zheiyanshenlinxiaoketaishule!dangnianzaishoulouchu,xiaoguankantazheigeyueyejigualingdanshi,jiuzheidexing!
yigutouxinliangdecuobaiganyongshanglai。linxiaodalazhenaodai,xianggebeishuangdaledeqiezi,niantoubanaodihuangdangzaizhangandajieshang。xiyangbatadeyingziladelaozhang,xiemanle“shengwukelian”。
“dongdongdong——!”chenmendeleigushenghaowuyuzhaodixiangqi,chuantoumuse。
jieshangxingrenshunjianzhaleguo!gangcaihaimanyouyoude,cikeyigegejiaoxiashengfeng,tuichede、tiaodande、baohaizide,hulalaquanpaoleqilai,genhoumianyouguinianside。
“**!”linxiaoyigejiling,zhongyucongziwohuaiyizhongjingxing,“xiaojin!bazheichaerjiwangle!”
yigetuizhekongchaichedelaohancongtashenbiankuangbenerguo,haoxinhouleyisangzi:“housheng!zhaosia!jinwuweimashangxunjiele!zhuadaojiushiershibianzi!**jinichoukaihua!”
linxiaohedehunfeiposan,nahaigudeshangshangchunbeiqiu!sayazijiupao,liangtiaotuilundexiangfenghuolun,chouzhunpangbianyigefangmen,“chiliu”yishengjiuzuanlejinqu,xinzangpengpengzhitiao。
“hu……hu……zheizhangancheng……zhentaniangdeda……”linxiaofuzheqiangzhichuancuqi,ditoukankanjiaoshangneishuangkuaisanjiade“butiaoxie”,yukuwulei,“luyegoupode……luosilaozile……”
tahuangusizhou,zheifanglijingqiaoqiaode,genwaimianshilianggeshijie。heidengxiahuo,liangerenyingdouqiaobujian,gengbietizhuzhaile。
“xuan……dou……guan?”tajiezhezuihouyidiantianguang,kanqingleqianmiandaoguandebiane,“yuantiangangdedipan?suanlesuanle,shenxiandajiadedifang,rebuqirebuqi……zhaogejijiaogalacouheyisuba,mingtian……mingtianbixugaodingneigaiside100wen!”
leidegensigouyiyangdelinxiao,yegubushangzangjingle,zaidaoguandamenpangbiandeshibandishangzhaolegexiangduipingzhengdedier,daotoujiushui。tiantaxialaiyedexianbujue!
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