这个月老动不动掏刀子第1章

dangzhediedaodedaorentiezaizijidelianshangshi,linyanyishidao,jinnianzijishifantaisuile。

buranzenmehui,jizijisancijiangbianlidiandeweibolunongbaozha、jiaowangsangeyuedenanyouchugui、baitianneigezhananqianrendaixinhuanlaidiantiaoxin,lianleitongshiliyangjizijichutou,heduifangdajiajinjuzi,wanshangjiubeineixinhuandaizhehunhunduzaihuijiadexiaoxiangli。

“啪!”

linyandelianbeishandepiandaoyibian,zuilifanqitiexiuwei。tatianletianzuijiao,taitoudengzheyanqiannongzhuangyanmodenvren:“niyejiuzheidianbenshi?daizhesangenanrenduwo?”

“qiangge~nikanta!”zheigejiaonanadenvrenlikezhuanshenduiweishoudehuangmaosajiao,“doubeidachengzheiyanglehaizuiying!”

huangmaojiaozhekouxiangtang,shenshouniezhulinyandexiaba:“xiaomeimei,gegejintianjiaonizuoren......ao!”

linyanyikouyaozaitashoushang,chentachitongzhengtuojiuxiangpao,quebeilingwailianggehunhundulehuilai。

“jingjiubuchichifajiushiba?”huangmaoshuaizheshou,lianseyinchendiqiazhutadebozi,“laozijintianjiurangnizhidaoshenmejiao......”

“kaca——!!!honglong!!!!”

yidaociyandeshandian,haowuyuzhaodisilieleyekong,pixianghuangmaojiaobianbanmichu,zhaqidesuishibengletayilian。huangmaohedesongkailinyan,zhenggerentanzuozaidishang。

qiazaibozishangdelidaoxiaoshile,linyanmengdixiruyikoukongqi,juliedikesouqilai,tanruandehuazuozaidishang。

“kaca——!!!”,youshiyidao,zheicishipizaihuangmaodeliangtuijian。

nanaheshengxiadelianggehunhunbeishandianhedejiangzaiyuandi,lianshangxueseshunjiantunjin,tamenkanzhedishangdehuangmao,youjingkongditaitoukanxiangxiangzikoushandianpixiadefangxiang。

neili,buzhiheshi,qiaowushengxididuole……yigechuanguzhuangdenanren?

neirenhuanbuzoujin,yishenquanfeihongzhijinzhangpao,yiliaoshangjinxianxiudeyunwenshanshanfaliang,yaojianyinlingdingdangzuoxiang。nanrenyinfajintong,mianrongjunmei,jianmeixiefeirubin,bilianggaoting,bochunjinmin,ruguokeyihulvetashoulineibadizhexuedezhangjidehua。

“sanmiaozhinei,”nanrendeshengyinlengdexiangbing,“gun。”

hunhunmenjiangzaiyuandi,nanazhuangzhedanzima:“nisheia?shaoduoguanxian......”

nanrentaiyan,jinjinzhishiyigeyanshen。

yigubinglengcigu,fangfolaizidiyudeshayi,shunjianlongzhaolezhenggexiazhaidexiangzi,zhouweikongqisihubeininggule,liandaiwenduyejiangdile。

nanahehunhunmenzhijuedeyiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai,tamenbennengdiganjuedaoyanqiandenanrendeqixigewaiweixian,liangundaipadizhuangkaibici,liangqiangzhechaoxiangzirukoutaoqu。

nanrenshoulianlezhoushenneiguhairendeweiya,taditou,kanxiangzuozaidishang,langbeibukan,liangyanmangrandelinyan。

“neige…,xiexienijiulewo,nishi…”,linyanxiangnanrendaoxie

zheiweiganggangyongyanshenhepaohunhun,yisizhaohuantianleipirendeguzhuangshuaigewenyan,weiweigongshen,duizheyihuotashenfendelinyan,luchuyigebiaozhundezhiyexiaorong

“zaixiajunyu,”tadunledun,lianshangdeweixiaoyoujiashenlejifen,daizheyisishengunbandeshiminggan?

“职业是月老。”

“……哈?”

linyandemuguangcongjunyujunmeidebuzhenshidelian,yidaoneibaxiongqi,zaihuidaotayaojiandeyuanyanghebao:“xianzaideyuelao……dou**saoheichue?”

junyudezuijiaochoulechou:“tiyanshenghuo。”

tashuozhebianqiajuenianzhou,linyanshouwanyiliang,taishouyikan,shouwanduolegenhongsheng。

“shuijuebiezhai。”junyuzhuanshen,taijiaoyuzou。

“dengdeng!”linyanshangqian,yibazhuaizhutaxiuzi,“yuelaobuyinggaishigebaihuzilaotou,shoulinagepobenziqianhongxianma?”

junyuzhoumeikanxianglinyan:“sheiguidingde?”

“dian、dianshijulidouzheimeyan……”

“guoshile”,junyuyibenzhengjingdihushuobadao,“xianzailiuxingnianqinghuagaige”。

林焰:“……”

tazhengxiangtucao,xiangzishenchuturanchuanlai“kalakala”deguaixiang。liangzhikuloumoyangdeguaiwucongyinyinglipachulai,yanwolitiaodongzhelvhuo。

“paxia!”junyuyibajiangtaanzaishenhou,zhangjihengsao。linyanzhitingjian“shua”deyisheng,zuiqianmiandeguaiwujiusanjiale。

dierzhiguaiwupulaishi,junyufanshouyijibatadingzaiqiangshang,jinjiezhecongyaodailitaochuyigeyutahuafengbuduide…shouji?

“kaca!”junyuyongshoujipailezhangzhao,paiwanyijiaobaguaiwuchuaijinlajitong。

linyanzhangdalezui:"nimenyuelao……haiguanzheige?"

“sanjielianfang”,junyushuaidiaojishangdeheixue,“zuijingaolianhezhifa,nimenrenjianbuyeyouma?”tashuozhecongguaiwucanhailijianqipianheiselinjia,meitouweizhou,“zuijinbiezouyelu。”

“dengdeng!”linyanzhuaizhuta,“nixianshuoqingchu,weishenmehuiyouguaiwu?weishenmedingshangwo?”

junyudemuguangzaitashouwanshangsaoguo,linyandeshouwanshangdaibiaoyinyuandehongsenengliangxian,luandegenmaozhuaguodemaoxiantuan,moduanhaidazhegeguiyidesijie……

“suijizuoan。”junyumianbugaisedisahuang。

“pianguini!”linyanfanlegebaiyan,“neiniweishenmejiuwo?”

junyuchenmopianke,turanshenshou——

“啪!”

yigenaoguabengdanzailinyandeetou。

“ao!”linyanwuzhetou,“niganma?!”

“yanzhengshougan”,junyudiantou,“hege。”

林焰:“……”

“santianhou,wohuilaizhaonide,haiyouwanshangbiezouanxiang。”junyuzhuanshenyaozou。

“wei!”linyanzaicizhuaizhuta,“nishuonishiyuelao,neinengbunengkankanwodeyinyuan?weishenmewomeiduanlianaidouchaobuguosangeyue?”

junyudebiaoqingshunjianbiandeguguai,tadangrankanjianle——neixiedaibiaolinyanqianrendehongxianbujinluan,haizaiyirouyankejiandesudukuwei……

“zheigema……”tazhanshuxingkesou,“kenengshi……duifangbugouyouxiu?”

linyanmiqiyanjing:“nigaibuhuishizaifuyanwoba?”

junyubeihoumaochuyicenglenghan,zongbunengshuo“nidehongxianzhangdexiangyidalimian,qianrenfuzeqianxiandeyuelaodoubuganpeng”ba?

“qishi……”tajizhongshengzhi,“nideyinyuanbijiaotebie,xuyaoyudaoduideren……”

“tebie?”,linyantiaomei,“tebiecandeyisi?”

“bushi!”,junyuganjinfouren,“jiushi......yuanfenweidao!”

chenlinyanfanbaiyandegongfu,junyuxunsuqiajuexiaoshi,zhiliuxiayijupiaozaikongzhongde:“jizhubiezhaihongsheng!”

linyanduizhekongqihuiwuquantou:“paodedaokuai!woyaotousunimenyuelaobumenfuwutaiducha!!!”

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