bushuolinzhenhai，jiulianlichendouxianghuaiyi：“fange，nizheishi？”
jiangfanbaibaishou，shuo：“hai，zuijingaozhibo，lujingguanjishoulegefanzhapianxuanchuandashidemingtou，zheibujiushiweiledaxiangmingshengma？”
lichenyilianmengbi，shashihoufangehaiyouzheimingtoule？
tashenhoudelinzhenhaiyanzhuzicengdeyixiajiuliangleqilai。
反诈骗大使？
haigenshenmejingguancheshangguanxi，duoshaoyoudianshuiping！
“xiaojiang，wozheiwushiwanjiukaonile。”
tayibianshuozhe，jiutaochugeguanlejideshoujilai。
tingshuoneiruanjianyoujiantinggongneng，linzhenhaihededoubugankaijile。
“xing，neijiuxianjiaojiwo，nimendoubiechusheng，fouzezheiqianzhenyoukenengjiuzaiyezhuibuhuilaile。”
江凡难得慎重。
liangrenmianmianxiangqu：nandaoshiyaogenpianzidadianhuajiaoliu？
jiangfanjieguoshouji，yijingzuohuizhiboqian。
zhongxinkaiji，taguorankandaoleshoujilineigechaoguruanjian，erhoudiankaiweixin，yezhaodaoleneigeweixinqun。
fanlefan，pianzizhapianlinzhenhaidejiluyilanwuyi。
taditoukandezixi，zhenggerenhaoxiangrudingyiban，buzhidaodehaiyiweizijiwangsukaleni。
“zhibozenmeyidongbudong，yeyidianshengyindoumeiyou，shiwozheidemaichuxianwentile？”
“我的也没声音！”
“wocaoa，gaodewodouyoudianjinzhangqilaile？”
“meiyisi，zhibobuhuishisongleba，xuzhangshengshi？”
yigegangjinggangpenwan，benlaichouzheshoujiditoukandejiangfanhuranjiudongle。
taqishen，youshiheshuiyoushitanqide，zoulaizouqu，zhuoziyizishadoudongleyibian。
bushuozhibojian，jiulianyipangdelichenhelinzhenhaidoushayan，zheishizuoshazi？
gangxiangwenchusheng，youxiangqiganggangdayingjiangfande，wulunfashengshenmeshiqingdoubunengchusheng。
zhibojianguanzhong：“zheishizibaoziqile？”
haimeifanying，huranjiukandaojiangfanyigejianbu，chongdaofangjianmenkou，jiangmenyikaiyiguan，fachushengyinlai。
zaiyikaikou，shengyinyijingshiyigechengshudezhongjiansangyin：“haojiubujiana，qinjia。”
lichenmengquanleyihui，cishicuoe，zheishengyinzatingqilaizheimedeshuxi？
像……像自己老爸！
zheihaimeiwan，xiayimiaolinzhenhaijiutingdaozijideshengyin：“lichentaba？haojiubujianhaojiubujian，nizenmeguolaile？”
zheiyuqi，yexuedetaixiangle！
zhibojianshangdedanmudunshibeiyizhengantanhaojibaping。
“京中有口技者？”
“神啊！”
“主播666！”
jiangfanmeiyoudalidanmu，taguyibayiziladelaoxiang。
ercishi，shoujishangdechaoguappzhengdakai，ruguojiangfanmeiyoucaicuodehua，pianzituanhuoneibiandejiantingxitongyezaoyijingdakai。
shishiyedequeruci，linzhenhaizuoweishouwangduixiang，dingranbeishikejiantingzhe。
neibianzhitingdaolinzhenhaigenyigezhongniannanrenlajiachang，neirongduoshaoyoudianwuliao，ranerjiuzaizheipianzichadiandakeshuideshihou，huranjiutingdao----
“qinjia，nishuosha？nineiyipianguoyuanzuobuxiaqule？”zheishilinzhenhaideshengyin。
“shia，woneiyipianguoyuanbeichaile，meifazuole，zheibuzhaoshoushangnaledianqian，tinglichenzheixiaozishuo，nizheiyuefuhuigaotouzi，yaobubangwo？”
pianziyiting，limajiuxiudaoleqiandeweidao，xiaoyanjingcengcengdefangliangguang。
ercishizaijiangfanpangbianzuozhedelichenliangrenhezhibojianguanzhongmendouzhijieshayanle。
“主播说相声呢！”
“zheitemedexiua，nandaozheibubichunjiexiaopinqiang？”
jiangfanzuiliyouhuanleshengxian，zheicigaishi“linzhenhai”le：“touzi，nidasuannaduoshaoqianlaitouzi？eiwozheizhenzigangjialegetouziqun，touziganggangde，wodenghuijinikankan，wozhuanlekeduole！”
“neiganqinghaoa！wozheiyouyiqianwan。qinjia，wochaiguoyuandeqianxiaoyibanzaizheile，nidengzhewozheijiujinizhuan。”“lichenlaodie”shuangkuaideshuo。
denglejifenzhong，jiangfanjiumofangtongqianhualaladesheng，youxunsuqiazhesangyin，mofang：“nindezhifubaodaozhangwushiwanyuan。”
zheishengyinweimiaoweiqiao，zhibojianjipigedadouqilaile：“haojiahuo，woyiweiyousheijiwozhifubaodalewushiwan！”
ashengmouquyu，yijiangongyulimian，youjigerenyeshiyixiajingshendousouleqilai，qizhongyige”miaolingnvrenyoushen。
五十万？
bu，rengaiyoujiubaiwushiwanni！
erneitouquechuanlaiyidaolveweichiyideshengyin：“ei？zheishenmewanyi，bunengzhuanle，wushiwanjiuxianele？”
“zheihaoxiangchaochujiubunengzhuanle，zhinengxiancunyinxingka，buzheji。miaolingnvrentingchuzheishilinzhenhaideshengyin。
tingdaozhei，miaolingnvrenjuedezijichabuduonongmingbaizheishile----
linzhenhaizheitiaoyutamenbenlaiyijingkuaishouweiwanle，danshixianzai，taqueyoujiantingdaoduifangshoushangduoleyiqianwan。erqielinzhenhaihaoxiangmeiyoubaojing，jiankongxitongbingmeiyouxianshibaojingdeshixiang！
tazheixinlibuyoudegenzhuayangyangside。
zheilaotouhaiyouyiqianwanzaishoushangni！
zheiyaoshinengpianguolaineiqibushichedidefadacaile？
dan……zheishishibushitaicouqiaole？
pianshu，wandebujiushixinlizhan？
jiangfanfangfoganjuedaomiaolingnvrencikedexinqing，limajiumofangchulinzhenhaigenqinvkualichenzheixiaozinengchudejiaoliusheng。
miaolingnvrenyitingneirerenaonaodeqifen，dunshishizhenzuobuzhule。
一定是他想多了！
renyidajiazidouzaichang，shuomingzheishishizhende！
erqie，neikeshiyiqianwana！
yaoshibushiyishiqibushijiurangzheiyiqianwancongzijiyandixialiuzoule？
pianziyanzhuzishechuliangdaotanlandejingguang，xinxiazuoleyigejueding。
ercishi，zhibojianzhongrentinglelaobantianxiangsheng，henkuaijiuyourenfanyingguolaile。
“buduia，zhubozheibushifanzhapianma？zheizijigenzijishuoyiduanxiangshengdeyoushayisi？”
“shia，chadianbeidaiwaile！zheishifanzhapianbuchengzhinengyongqitafangshiboquyanqiulema？”
“jiuzheihaifanzhapiandashi？buruqubaoyigexiangshengban？anzhaozhubozheishuiping，woduyigehuojiantong，yidingdafangguangcai！”
lengjingxialaidelichenhelinzhenhaiyezuobuzhule，daozheihui，tamendoumeinongmingbaijiangfandaodishizaiganshenme。
danshijiangfanzhei“**”sihuhaimeiwan，taliangyoupachushachacuo，lengshiyijuhuadoumeiganshuo。
yushierrenxinliyedouqishangbaxiade，manlianxiezhebuan。
erjiuzaisuoyourendouyitouwushuideshihou，zhuanzhelaile！
linzhenhaineishoujihuranxiangqileyichuanshoujilingsheng。
来了！
lingshengyixiang，jiangfanjiuzhidaozijiduduile。
tadakaichaoguruanjian，rangpianzidejiantingxitongshunliqidong，erhoupudianyitong，zuihoudiuchudeyiqianwan，jiushidengzhepianzishanggoudeyouer！
linzhenhaiyeshijingdeyixiazhanqilai，yankuangyixiajiuhongle。
zicongtaneiwushiwantoujinqu，zheipianzijiuchedimeileyingzi，xianzaijingranqinzidahuidianhuale？
jiangfanchongtabaibaishou，yisishishaoanwuzao，ertayeshiyishenshou，jiubazheidianhuaanlemianti，jietong。
“wei，ninhao，shilinzhenhaixianshengma，womenzheibianshinintouzilicaidechaogugongsi。”