第四章 薅羊毛

“xubin,nizhidaoma?liuruyanhenxihuanyijianyifu,keshitayizhidoushebudemai!”yeyujiyigetongxuefalexinxi,bingqiehaiyoujietu。

jietuzhong,liuruyanqueshishuoneijianyifuhenbucuode。

“zheiyifuduoshaoqian,zainalimai?”xubindunshilailejingshen。

“bugui,waimianshangdianyijiandousansibai,nicongwozheibianna,yijianyibaiwu!”jintianyeyucongliuruyanneibianbaozoudehualimiandouyoukapian,kapianshangyounanshengmingzi,doushiheyeyutongbanjide。

zonggongqibagenansheng,yeyuaigejitamenfalexinxi。

yikouqimailebajian,meijianyibaiwu,bangexiaoshibudao,yiqianerbaikuaijinzhang。

“dahai,chenjuanxihuanyijianbaiselianyiqun,wozheibianzhenghaoyouhuo,jihuinande,niyaobuyaojitamai?”yeyuyoujiqitarenfalexinxi。

fanshijiyifutiyijiandenvsheng,yeyuzhuanmenjianliantamendenanshengfaxinxi。

jieguoshengyuyifu,zhishaoyouyibandoumaijilezijibandenansheng,biaozhunshashubushasheng,renzhunyitouyanghaoyangmao。

haishengyiershijianyifu,yeyuranglianggequnsimingguanliyuangezitiaoxuanyigekuanshi,mianfeizengsong。

tongshigaosutamen,ruguotamennengxiaoshourenheyikuanyifu,neidouyouershikuaiqianjiangli。

ershikuaiqianjiushidongli,guanliyuanjiuxiangshidalejixueyiyang,fenfenxiangshenbiansheyou,tongxuetuixiaoyifu。

zheixieyifudekuanshidoubucuo,zaijiashangyeyujitamendejiaweixiangdangyuqizhe,suoyixiaoshouqilaifeichangshunli。

liangtianhou,yeyujindeyifujiushengliangsanjian,shengyuyifuxiaoshouyikong。

zheiyitang,kouchuchengben,baokuodandujilezhangchuxiongsibaihongbaowai,yeyuhaizhuanlesiqianduo,jiashangyuanbenshenshangdeqian,yeyushenshangzongzijindadaoleliuqianduo。

liuqianduo,huanchengqianshizheigeshihou,xiangdoubuganxiang。

rujin,zhengchangrengongziyecailiangsanqian,nongcunnengyoujiwanyuancunkuanjiushifeichangniubile!

liuqiankuaiduiyuputongxueshenglaishuo,zheijiuxiangdangyuyibijukuan。

zhangchuxiongyemeixianzhe,xiakedeshihou,jiudaizheyeyushoujiweixinerweimahaiyouxiaoliwudaogedaxueyuanzhuanyou,saoyisaotianjiahaoyou。

bujinruci,yeyuyechongfendiaodongsiweiguanliyuandejijixing。

tamenyehezhangchuxiongyiyang,daizhexiaoliwu,weixinsaoyisaotianjiahaoyou,bingqiejiarudaofuzhuangdashijiequn。

yeyuxunuo,siweiguanliyuan,meigeyuedouhuiyouyiqiankuaidixin。

duiyuxueshenglaishuo,meigeyueshenghuofeiyejiujibaikuai,liruyeyumeigeyuezhiyouliangbaikuaishenghuofei。

xuduoxueshengqingongjianxue,meigeyueyecaisiwubaishouru,neihaishileisileihuo。

keshiweixinsaoyisaobuyiyang,yejiukeyushijian,manglitouxian。

zheiliangtianyeyuqulepifashichangyitang,nongleshangcitebiehaomaideshijikuanyifu。

“liuruyan,ninengbunengjiwodangmote,chuanwodeyifu,paijizhangzhaopian?”fanzhenglianpihou,yeyujiliuruyandandufalexinxi。

“滚犊子!”

柳如烟都懒得理他。

“zheiyangba,yizhangzhaopiansanshikuai,zenmeyang?”yeyuxianzaishicaidaqicule。

“四十!”

liuruyanchulezhangdepiaoliang,haishixiaocaimi。

“成交。”

叶宇精神一振。

dangxia,yeyudaizheyifuquleliuruyanlouxia。

shiwukuanyifu,suanshishiwuzhangzhaopian,yeyuyicixingzhifujiliuruyanliubaikuai。

“heihei,yihouhaiyouzheiyangdehaoshijidezhaowo。”

youqianjinzhang,liuruyanxinqingbucuo。

“liuruyan,wozhunbeijinyipineiyi,niyaobuyaojiwodangmote?”yeyumuguangluodaolekouliangdedifang。

“滚!”

柳如烟小脸一红。

“wasai,haopiaoliang。”buyuanchu,yourenkandaoliuruyandeshihou,renbuzhufachujingtan。

“haokanshihaokan,kexi,yiduoxianhuachadaoleniufenshang。”tatongbanyaoleyaotou,yilianwanxideyangzi。

tingwenciyan,liuruyan‘puchi’yixiaxiaole:“tingdaomeiyou,niufen。”

jieguo,yeyuyilianbuzaihu:“zhiyaonirangwocha,jiusuannishiniufen,woyebuzaihu!”