第三章 生日快乐

yanjianjiangluoranjiuyaobeijingchadaizoule,libojujidejiuxiangreguoshangdemayi,laihuiduozhebuzi。

“kuaidadianhuaya。nibushishuonirenshijuzhangma?”jiangluorananshiliboju。

lijiasuiranjiadayeda,yeyouyidingdeshehuiguanxiheshehuirenmai。

danzheixieguanxiherenmaidoushililaoyezidaxiade。juzhangyouzenmekenengmailibojudemianzini?

raner,qingkuangjinji,youpozaimeijie。libojuzhihaotaochushouji,jitajialaoyezidalegedianhua。ruguozheicinengbarenjiuxialai。talibojuyesuanzaiqinchuanmianqianbanhuileyiju。

dianhuajietongle,libojuxiaoshengshuodao,die,nigenjuzhangshuoyisheng,qiutamenfangguojiangjiaerxiaojieba,zheishichangwuhui,haiyangzhixingdezuanjiewomenkeyibuyao。

dianhuaneitoudelilaoyeziyitingzheihua,jiuqibudayichulai。laoyezibenlaijiubutongyilibojuzhuiqiujiangjiaerxiaojiedeshi。zheiciyouzenmekenengdongyongzijiderenmaiguanxiqubangerxiaojieshuoqingni?

dianhuaguaduanhou,jiangluoranjimangwendao:“zenmeyang?zenmeyang?”

“zheige……neige……”libojutuntuntutu。

“zenmewozheihaimeiyouguomen,nijialaoyezijiuzheiyangduidaiwo?”

“luorannixianbieshengqi,wobataxianzaizhengzaikaihui,suoyixianshaodengyixia……”

“你这都是借口!”

libojujianqiulaoyezibuxing,jiuzhihaoyangqiujingcha:“jingchashushu,nikanzheilimianyidingyouwuhui。”

“shenmewuhui?haiyangzhixingdezuanjieshibushinimende?”jingchazhiwendao。

“bushiwomende,queshibushiwomende。”libojushuozheshuozheturanlingjiyidong,kanleshenbiandejiangluoyiyiyan。

“womenzhishikaigewanxiaoeryi,qishizheimeizuanshishiluorandejiejieluoyide。”

“怎么证明?”

“zuanshishangmiankezheluoyidemingzi。buxinnimenkeyikanyixia。”libojujieshidao。

“zaishiqinghaimeiyounongqingchuzhiqian,nimenlianggebixugenwomenhuijuliyitang。”jingchadetaiduyiranqiangying,“wobukenengdanpingniyijuhuahuozheshangmianyigemingzijiunengquedingzheimeizuanshiqueshishitajiejiede!”

jingchashuozhebianyaoqiangxingjiangjiangluorandaizou。

zheigeshihouqinchuanturanxiangqianyibu,laidaolejingchamianqian。

jiangluoranxiangchenjibazuanshizhishijiahuojiqinchuan:“dui,zheigezuanshishitajiwode,ruguoshuoshitoulaidehua,neimeyeshitatoude。”

“dui,jiushitatoude,wokeyizuozheng。”libojujimangfuhedao。

“neixing,neinimensangedougenwomenhuijuli。”

qinchuanyaoleyaotou,duizhelingtouerdejingchashuodao:“jingchatongzhi,nengbunengjinyibushuohua。wokeyizhengshishiqingdezhenggejingguo。”

jingchatongzhikanleqinchuanyiyan,juedezheigerenyouxieyanshu,danjiushixiangbuqizainaerjianguo。

“那好吧。”

qinchuangenjingchalaidaoleyigepijingdejiaoluoli。zhijianqinchuanshouwuzudaodeshuolejijuhuazhihou。

neiweijingchabianluchulexiaorong。tapailepaiqinchuandejianbang,shuolexieshenmezhihou,bianduizhe,tadeshouxiahandao:“zoushoudui。”

zheimeihaiyangzhixingzuanjiezaiyiciluodaoleqinchuandeshoushang。

“feiwu,nikuaibazuanjiehaijiwo!”jiangluoranjianjingchazoule,xinzhongnuhuochongguan。

“zenme?nihaixiangbajingchazhaohuilaima?”qinchuanpielejiangluoranyiyan,zhidiyoushengdiwendao。

jiangluoranxinyouyuji,shenzhigangcaineiyimudejingkong。yushibianbuganzaishuoshenmele。

zheishi,qinchuanyigejianbulaidaoletaishang。naqihuatong,shuodao:“chenzhegeweiqinpenghaoyoudouzai,xiamianwoyaoxuanbuyixiangzhongyaodeshiqing。”

zhongrendemuguangfenfenyidaoleqinchuandeshenshang,yaquewushengdidengdaizheqinchuandehua。

“jintianyeshiwolaopojiangluoyideshengri,zhishizhiqianyinweimouxieyuanyin,tayizhidoumeiguoguoshengri。jintianwoyaojitaguoyigenanwangdeshengri,erqiewohaiyaobazheimeihaiyangzhixingzuoweishengriliwusongjita!”

qinchuandehuahaimeiyoushuowan,jiubeijiangluoyicongtaishangzhuailexialai。

“nishibushifengle?”jiangluoyinuchidao,“nikaishenmewanxiao,toulezheimeguizhongdedongxishiyaozuolaode!”

“tou?”qinchuanyilianmangran。

“wopingshijiniduoshaolinghuaqian,wozijixinlihaibuzhidaoma?jiusuannibazheijiniandelinghuaqianquanbujizanqilai,yemaibulezheimeihaiyangzhixing。bushitoudeyoushizenmelaide?”jiangluoyijulilizheng。

queshi,qinchuandezhenshishenfenhaibingmeiyougaosujiangluoyi。suoyijiangluoyicaihuirenweizheimeihaiyangzhixingshitatoulaide。

“原来是他偷的。”

“wozaojiushuozheigefeiwubukenengpaixiazheimeguizhongdezuanshi。”

“shia,xiangzheiyangdefeiwuzenmekenengyouneimeduoqianni。”

zhongrendeyilunsheng,ciqibifu。

“laopo,zheijianshiworihouyidinghuimanmangaosunide。danqingnixiangxinwozheimeihaiyangzhixingzuanjiezhendebushitoude。”qinchuanbianjiedao。

“wobuxin。”jiangluoyiyikoufoujue。

众人也跟着起哄。

“不信。不信!”

……

“dui,nijiushigexiaotou,nijiushigefeiwuxiaotou!”jiangluoranweilebanhuigangcaidemianzi,xiesidilidehandao。

qinchuanqidedengdashuangyan,tameiyouxiangdaozijigangcaiweijiangluoranjieleweitajingranbushihaodai,gouyaolvdongbinduitafanyaoyikou。

kanlaibujitazheidianyanseqiaoqiao,tahaizhenbuzhidaoshenmejiaowuchi。

qinchuanduizhechenmoyijiudezhuchirenshuodao:“keyidakaidapingmuma?”

zhuchirenzaoyimengquanle,tayiweidakaidapingmujiunengzhengminghaiyangzhixingdelailongqumai,suoyijixielidianlediantou。

zheishidapingmulituranchuxianleyiweimeinv,tasuxiongbanlu,zuilidiaozheyigenxiangyan,duizhejingtoushuodao:“zaizheigeshehuishang,xiaopinbuxiaochang,nvrenkeyidangbiaozi,hainenglipaifang。zhidaoweishenmema,yinweiyouqian。zhiyouzhuanleqian,bierencaihuigaokanniyiyan,sheiyouhuizaihuzheiqianshicongnalilaideni?gensheishuijuebushishui,sheiyouqianlaoniangjiugensheishui!”

……

“zheishisheiya?zhenshibuyaoliandedongxi。”

“choubuyaoliande,jingrannengshuochuzheiyangdehualai。”

“ai,dajiakuaikanzheigehaoxiangshijiangluoran……”

……

zhongrenyibianyilun,yibianjiangmuguangtouzailejiangluorandeshenshang。

“kuaibiekanle,doubiekanle!zheigenbenbushiwo。guandiao,guandiao,mashangguandiao。”jiangluoranyongjiaoxiaodeshenzidangzaidapingmuqian。

jiuzaizhuchirenguandiaoyaokongqideqianyike,dapingmuliqingxidichuanlaileyiju:“meicuo,wojiushijiangluoran。jiangjiaerxiaojie!”