第一章:初来乍到

bishangyanjing,dufengmianjiandaodezuihouyifuhuamianshiwushuzhixiangtashenlaideshuangshou,haiyoumoridishinian,neiyongyuanandandetiankong。

疼!

疼的痛不欲生!

dufengmianrenbuzhuquansuoqishentixiangyaoduobi,neizhongtengtongxiangshibeirenqiaoduangutou,youyingshengshenganhuiquyiyang。

tahuanhuanzhengkaiyan,kanzheyanqiandeyiqie,fangfoshizaizuomeng。

zhanlandetiankong,mianhuatangsideyunduo,haiyouqingcuideniaojiao,bijianhaiyouruoyouruowudehuaxiang。

是梦吗?

dufengmianfaxianzijishoujiaobeibang,yourenzhuaizhezijitoufawangqianzou,tashenshangyishandanbo,luzaiwaimiandeshentidoumochuxueyin。

怪不得那么疼。

dufengmianxiangtaiqitoukankanzhouweidaodishishenmeqingkuang,zheicaifaxian,zijizuilijuranhaisaizheyiwu。

henchou,suiranzaimoribiziyijingbeixundeshilingle,kexianzai,tajuranyouqingchudeganzhidaochou。

她不在末世了?

zuibalidedongxichoudetaxiangtu,nanbuchengshisheidechouwazi?

toudingshangchuanlaijiancidejiaomasheng,dufengmianshuqierduotouting,manerduojiushi“**”“bushoufudao”“zazhong”zheixieziyan。

dufengmianyouxiegandong,moridaolezuihou,suoyourendoushiquxiwang,lianmarendoutibuqijinglai,tamenweiyiyaozuodejiushisha,nengdongshoujuebubb。

meixiangdaoxianzaijurannengtingdaozhongqishizudemarensheng。

shuohuadeshigefuren,tashengyinyuelaiyueda,zhidaotapazaidufengmianerbian,shengyinchuantouermo,zhendetayizhenyunxuan,xingchoudetuomoxingzibeipenyilian。

dufengmianyouxienaohuo,tahaimeicongzijitaolimoshidexiyuezhongzouchulai,zheirenjiuxiangcangyingyiyangrerenyanfan。

xiayimiao,neifurenjiutingxialai,badufengmianxiangtiaogouyiyangrengzaidishang,tachazheyao,youkaishijiaohanqilai:“xingdude!sipomenpoluohu!haibukuaichulaikankannimenjiadehaonver!wopei!”

“zheibushichounima?zalezheishi?”

“aiyou,kanzheikeliande,zayifudoumeichuanhao?gaibushi……”

“shenmea,chounishigelaoshiren,zenmehuizuochuneizhongshi!”

tingdaoyanglaofudejiaoma,zaoyourenyilukanrenaogenleguole,zheishiyoucoushanglaiquandao:“youshashinimanmanshuo,nikanbahaizihede,tazashuoyeshinierxifu,douzainijiashiduonianle……”

neirenhuahaimeishuowan,yanglaofu,yejiushidufengmianxianzaidepopo,zhangkaizuibaluchuyikoudahuangyajiutuoguoqu:“zheigexiao**touren!woerzicaimeiyouzheizhongxifu!wojintianjiushilaigendujiasuanzhang!tajiazheishaguinva!sheihaiganqu?wodoumeilianshuo!tourentoudaozijiarenshenshang!”

yanglaofuyanzhuziyizhuan,xiangshixiangqishenmenanyanzhiyin,limapaiqidatui,kudezhentianxiang:“zongzhiwoshibuhaoshuoa,woyaoshihairangtazuowojiaxifu,jiushiduibuqiyangjialiezuliezonga!”

shuozhetayouqibuguo,wangdufengmianshenshangshijingchuaileyijiao:“zhei**beiwozaichuangshangzhuadao,woerzixinxinkukuqianqukaoqugongming,zhidaitahuilairangtazuoxiucainiangzi,jiuzheitahaibumanyi,paoqutouren!”

“meidasitajiusuanlaoniangxinshan!jintiandujiabixujiwogeshuofa!”

yanglaofuzhanzaidujialibayuanziwai,shuangshouchayao,tuomoxingziluanjian,congtaruhekeliandujiahaiziduoyangbuqi,jiubasansuidedufengmianbaohuijialiyang,shuodaozheixieniantahanxinrukubatadangchengqinguinvyiyangzhaogu,meixiangdaodufengmianjingranbeizhetaerzitouren。

shuodeneijiuyigeruqirusu,mole,haiwenzhongrenyiju:“ruoshinimenxifuzheiyangtouren,nimenzaban?wozheiyeshimeibanfaa!”

yizhongrendenglianseyibian,shixiangzheiruoshizijierxi,zendeyeyaochentangcaixing,biandoubuzaitidufengmianjianghuale。

yanglaofumanyidiyiheng,yanshencongcunminshenshangzhuanyiquan,youehenhendidengyiyandufengmian,takanzhedujiajinbidelibamen,pielepiezui,yiweiguanzhemenzijijiumeifazilema?

zoushangqian,tayijiaochuaishangpojiudemumen,menyingshengerdao,“xingdude,nimenjiashisijuelema?ganjinjiwochulaikankannimendehaoguinv!”

“nagewangbaduzichuaiwojiademen?nimenjialirencaisijuele!”

buyuanchu,yigeshenxingaixiaodefurenxiangyizhihuzaidelaomujiyiyangpuguolai,tajianshanghaikangzhechutou,gezhelaoyuanjiushiyisangzi。

zhongrentingzhezhengzhulaile,huladisankai,dulishihuchihuchidipaoguolai,bajianshangchutouwangdishangyifang,tongyangqishixiongxiongdidengdaleyanjing,ehenhendikanxiangwanglaofu:“yuanlaishinigelaoyaopo!nizaiwojiamenkouchengshenmeweifeng?zheikebushinijia!”

yanglaofutingletadehuayishenglengheng,wanyaoyishoubazhengzaizhenglishiqinglailongqumaidededufengmianjizhuaiqilai,papajiushiliangbazhang,“niyiweiwomeishiyuanyilaizhaonimenzheijiazipoluohua,haibushiniyangdehaosunnvredehuo,tabeizhewojiazixuantouren,beiwozhuajianzaichuang,zheishinimenjiabixujiwogejiaodai!”shuozheyouzhuaqidufengmian,“nigaosuninainai,nishizatourende?”

xushilinghunmeiyoushiyingzheigechanruodeshenti,dufengmianzhijuedezijitengdelinghundouzaizhandou,tafennudikanzheyanglaofu,yanshenzhongbuzijuedaizheshayi。

takebushiyuanbenneigeshahuhudechouni,zhenzhengdechounizaojiubeiyanglaofuhesile!

yanglaofuhehutayaojitaqimumaxingjie,huoshengshengbameijianshidechounihedehunfeiposan。

yanglaofuzuozulexianchang,caichekaidamendangzhecunmindemianchuixiongdunzu,bashiqingnaoda。

ranhoutajiutuozhebuzhisihuodedufengmian,yingshengshenglacheleyigecunzidejuli,xiangyaodujialaitaogeshuofa。

chounibuzhidaozijiapopoweishenmeyaozheiyang,kedufengmianchuanguolaijiuyoulechounidejiyi,zaiyeqingchubuguo,zheigeyanglaofubangeyueqianshoudaoleyifengxin。

zicongtanadaoneifengxin,jiumeitianxibuzijin,haojicichouniwentazijizhangfushashihouhuilai,yanglaofudouzhihuihechitaquxiyifuhaozhucaoweizhu。

wentijiuchuzaineifengxinshang,yangxiucaikaoqulegongming,zaichengliyudaoyixinyuenvzi,bianxiangquneinvziweiqi,kexianzai,suishuochounihexiucaihaimeiyouxingfang,kechounidemingzizaiyangjiazupushimingmeizhengqudezhengqi!

zheixiazichounijiuchengleyanglaofudeyanzhongdingrouzhongci,tazheicishexiajimou,bianshixiangxiulechouni,zuihaohainengcongdujiaedianqiancaihuiquxiuxiufangzi!

zhiyudufengmiandemingsheng,tacaibufangzaixinshang。

fanzhengtadeerziyijingchenglexiucai,haiqulegaomendahudeerxifu。

tayaozuodejiushizaierzihuilaizhiqianbadufengmianjiejuediao!

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yishangdoushidufengmiangenjuchounidejiyituicede,hezhenxiangbajiubulishi。

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xiaoshihoudechouniyougehaotingdemingzi,tingshuoshiyoufangheshangluguoshitaoshuihe,ganghaochouniluoshi,neiheshangbianjichouniqilegefengmian,xingqingwenhe,yufengtongmian。

houlaiyinjiazhonghaizizhongduo,dulishi,yejiushidufengmiandenainai,bianzizuozhuzhangbatamaijilincunyangjiazuolexifu。