“huala……huala……”
tucengpaokai，yimeitongjingyingruyanlian。
zheitongjingxiujibanban，shangmianzhanranzhexuewu，chongchizhecibidexingwei，kanqilaiyouzhongshenrendeganjue。
“jingran……zhendeyoudongxi？”
hejinhuayiqunrenmiandaijingyideyilunfenfenqilai。
“dashi，jiushizheidongxihaiwonverma？”
“不错！”
songsanxingmozhehuzi，kankanertan。
“zheitongjingyinggaishizhiqianzheibieshudezhurenqingrenshezhidefengshuizhen，naiheshezhenzhirendaoxingbuzu，nongqiaochengzhuo，zheizhenzhaizhizhenfanerbianchenglexiongshazhizhen，tongjingweijin，jinkemu，muduozeshenghui，wuxingzhizhong，mujuyudong，erliudaxiaojiedefangjianzhengchuyudongce，yinciliudaxiaojiecaihuibeishaqiqinrao，yibingbuqi！”
“原来如此啊！”
“songdashibukuishichenbanxiandetusun，tailihaileba！”
“zheicaishizhenzhengdegaoren！”
tingdaozhongrendezantongzhisheng，songsanxingdeyidepiaolezhengyaoyiyan。
zhengyaomizheyan，mianwubiaoqing。
“neidashikeyouhuajiezhifaa？”
柳三江焦急的问道。
“hehe，zheiyouhenan！”
songsanxingyixiuyihui：“zhiyaobendashimuyufenxiang，shefengshuizhen，yijingchengzhixinduhuashaqi，sanrizhihou，liuxiaojiezidangquanyu！”
“zhibuguoshezhenquxiekeshijiqixiaohaobenzuodenianlia……”
“dashi，ninfangxin，zhiyaoninnengjiejuezheixiesha，woliujiadingyouhoubao！”
hejinhuayibaishou，baobiaozhijietizheyixiangchaopiaozouleguolai。
宋三星眼睛一亮。
“hahahaha，shenmehoubaobuhoubaode，womenxiudaozhirentitianxingdao，zheishibendashiyinggaizuode！”
tashuowan，muguangdeyidekanxiangzhengyao。
“nianqingren，xianzairuhe？”
“不错的表演！”
郑爻淡淡答道，
“heng，xiaozi，xianzaizhidaosongdashidelihaileba！”
“jiupingni，yegangensongdashibishi，jianzhibuziliangli！”
“suoweibuzhizhebuzui，zheixiaohuoziyeshinianshaowuzhima，keyilijie！”
songsanxingyangzhebozijugaolinxia。
“nianqingren，bendashikanniduifengshuizhidaoyeshixinzhisuowang，zheiyangba，niwoxiangfengjishiyuan，zhiyaoniyuanyinachuzugoudechengxin，bendashidaoshibujieyijiaoniliangzhao！”
“shenme，zheixiaoziyunqitaihaoleba，jingrannengdedaosongdashidezhidian！”
“songdashibuguangbujiqianxian，haiyuanyijiaodaohoubei，zheicaishizhenzhengdedashifengfana！”
“zhengyao，haibuganjinxiexiesongdashi！”
“你……教我？”
郑爻笑了。
“nianqingren，nixiaoshenme？”
宋三星有些不悦。
“教我，你配吗？”
“混账，你……”
songsanxinggangyaofazuo，beizhengyaolengshengdaduan。
“niqishigenbenjiubudongfengshuiba！”
“ni……nihushuoshenme……bendashikeshichenbanxiandetusun，zenmekenengbudongfengshui？jianzhibuzhisuowei！”
kanzhezhengyaoneixingchenbandetongzi，songsanxingmomingyouxiexinhuang。
“e？neinigaosuwofengshuidejichushishenme？”
zhengyaosixiaofeixiaokanzhesongsanxing。
“heng，dangranshiyinyangwuxingle！zheihaiyongwen？”
“cuo，fengshuidejichushiqi！”
zhengyaomuguangzhuozhuo：“qiliuerchengfeng，fengyuanyushui，fengweishi，zheitiandirenjieyouqishi，shuiweibian，biantiandizhishi，yijiayuren，shiweifengshui！”
“nigangcaisuoyan，zheishaqichengxingnaishiwuxingxiangkesuozhi？”
“难道不是吗？”
“hehe，fengshuizhizhongsuoyanzhijin，naishijinshi，shanchuan，nilianjinmushuihuotushishenmedoubuqingchu，haiganwangtanfengshui？”
“我……我……”
songsanxingshunjianbeiduideyijuhuayeshuobuchulai。
“keshisongdashisuandaoletongjingdeweizhi！”
何金花娇喝一声。
“dui，bendashinengsuandaoweizhi，ninengma？”
songsanxingdengzheyanzhuzihoudao。
“zheitongjingyinggaishinitiqianmaixiaqudeba！”
zhengyaojingjingkanzhesongsanxing。
“ni……nizenme……hushuo，yipaihuyan，bendashibuzhidaonizaishuoshenme？”
songsanxingyanzhongluchuyisijinghuang。
“我胡说？”
zhengyaomianwubiaoqing：“zuoyetianjiangdayu，erzheipianshandiyouyudizhiteshu，tuzhichengdutedehuanghese，nixiezishangdeniwu，zhengmingnizuoyelaiguofujin！”
“嗯？”
tingdaozhengyaodehua，hejinhuayiqunrenmuguangqiqikanxiangsongsanxingdexiezi。
guoranshangmianranzheyixiehuanghesedeniwu。
“nimenbuyaotingtaluanshuo，zuoyebendashishiyeguantianxiang，caidaozheililaide！”
songsanxingjiaojidehoudao：“bendashichengren，zuoyewodequelaiguofujin，danpingshenmeshuotongjingshiwomaijinqude？”
“很简单！”
zhengyaotanletanshou：“xinwaguodetudimidubutong，shenshuinengligengqiang，zheikengxiamiandeshidubizhouweidifangyaogaodeduo，lingwai，zuowan，nizuowanconghouyuanfanqiangguolai，jiaoyinyinggaihaizaiba！”
“haizhenshia，neikegekengtuzhijiushikesong！”
“limiansihuhaiyoujishui……”
jigebaoanyilunfenfen，jiulianliusanjiangfufuyanzhongdouluchuyisihuyi。
“zhukou，yipaihuyan，jianzhiyipaihuyan！”
songsanxingyilianxiufen：“lairen，bazheixiaozijiwoganchuqu！”
“fangsi，sheiganduizhengxianshengwuli！”
jiuzaicishi，yidaohechizhishengzimenwaixiangqi。
“嗯？”
kandaochenbanxian，songsanxingyilianbuyue。
“nisheia，bendashishuohua，yeyounichazuidefen？”
“hunzhang，niyoushiheren？”
“laotou，nitingqingchule，bendashinaishinanjiangdiyifengshuidashi，chenbanxiandetusun，mingbaima？”
songsanxingdeyideyangqilebozi。
“我的徒孙？”
chenbanxianxiaole，xiaorongjifengzhiji：“hehe，laofuzenmebuzhidao，wohaiyounizheigetusunni？”
“chen……chenbanxian，tajiushichenbanxiandashi！”
“cuobule，wozaizazhishangkanguotadezhaopian……”
shunjianyourenrenchulechenbanxiandeshenfen。
“shenme？ni……nijiushichenbanxian？”
songsanxinglianpishunjianheideyouruguodiyiban。
“sunzi，nibuhuiliannishiyezhangshenmeyangzidoumeijianguoba！”
陈半仙冷笑一声。
“咳咳……”
songsanxinggankeyisheng，dizhetouyanzhuziliuliuzhizhuan。
“chen……chendashi，zhendeshinin？”
liusanjiangfufunanyanjingxizhise。
“哼，正是老夫！”
“chendashi，jiuminga，qiuninjiujiuwonverdemingba！”
hejinhuayilianaiqiuzhise。
chenbanxianyaoleyaotou：“nigaiqiuderenbushiwo，zheiputianzhixianengjiuninverdeweiyouzhengxianshengyiren！”
“什么？他？”
“郑爻？”
liusanjiangfufulianseshunjianbiandeguaiyizhiji，tamenziranbuxinzhengyao，danchenbanxianshishenmeshenfen，jiranbanxianzheimeshuo，kongpazhiyouzhengyaoyoubanfajiuzijinverle。
“keke，zhengyao，gangcaiayiyoudian……”
hejinhuayilianganga，tagangxiangjieshibeizhengyaoshenshoudaduan。
“bomu，bubiduoyan，zheishiwoqianyueer，youwozai，dingbaoyueerwuyou！”
“neitaihaole，zanmenganjinqujiuyueerba！”
柳三江面色焦灼。
“manzhe，zaizheizhiqian，haiyoujianshi！”
zhengyaochenyinyisheng，taiyankanxiangsongsanxing。