第5章

tanghongwenkanzhekongkongruyedezhuozi,meitouzhouqi,“zenmehaimeizuohaofan?”

wangminxiabaoyuandao:“haibushitangnianhuan,yigerenbalaroudouchile,wanshangyebuzhidaochishenme。”

tanghongwenchoulekouhanyan,“chilejiuchile,fanzhengbenlaijiushijitade。”

wangminxiahaixiangshuoshenme,hemeihuaguolaile,jianwangminxiahelixiulanhaidaizaiwaimian,chayaomadao:“douduojiule,nilianghaibuquzuofan。”

“ma,woduzilikeshinindebaobeijinsun,wenbudeyouyanwei,yaozuodasaozuo。”wangminxiamozheduzi,chonglixiulantiaomei。

lixiulanyanjinghongle,jiaojifanbo,“wozheitaikendingyeshinanhai,niwenbudewojiuwende?ma,budaizheimeqifurende。”

wangminxiabuxie,“wokeshishenglelianggeerzi,mingzhongzhudingjiushishengerzideming,dasao,nizheitaiwokantiedingbudaiba。”

“你咒我!”

“wokeshuodeshishihua……”

errennilaiwowang,hemeihuabeichaodetoutong,yebuzhizenmede。

daerxiheererxihuaiyunsanci,sanciquancoudaoyiqile。

lixiulandiyitaishinver,guohaojiniancaihuaiyunshenglenanhai。erwangminxialiangtaiquanshinanhai,meicidounazheishijiduilixiulan,barenqidebuxing。

rujinliangrenyoutongshihuaiyun,hemeihuahuaiyizheilianghuotianshengbazibuhe。

“biechaole,woquzuofan!”

zidajialidehuoquanjiaojitangnianhuanyilai,hemeihuahenjiumeixiaguochu,zhongxinrezaoshaochaihuofeilebushaoshijian,dengtakuaisuchaowanliangpancai,qitarenzaojiuededuziguguzhijiao。

“zongsuanzuohaole,esiwole。”

“xiahuizuozaodian,biedengzhewomenxiagonglecaizuo!”

hemeihuachenlian,wankuaiwangzhuoziyiliao,“chifanjiuchifanfeihuazheimeduoganma。”

“woshishuotangnianhuan,manishengshenmeqi。”tangweiyongnaolenaotou。

wangminxiadishengtixingzhangfu,“bieshuole,jintianshimazuodefan。”

zheixiatangweiyongbuganshuohuale,maitouhengchihengchiganfan。

taijiumeizuofan,hemeihuabeiyouyanxundemeiweikou,chileliangkoujiumeichile。

zhengyaohuiwu,wangminxiahelixiulanyouyinweisheixiwanchaodebukekaijiao,zhidaohemeihualanxiaxiwandehuo,douzhengzheicaijieshu。

xiguowan,tangjiaxuehuilaile。

“nizahuilaizheimewan?guolijiniliuledianfan,rerezaichi。”hemeihuashuodao。

tangjiaxuemuguangshanduo,“jinchengbandianshi,woyijingchiguole。”

xiangdaolingzhengqiansunshenziqingtachidedaroubing,yiyaomanzuishiyou,zheirangtangjiaxuegengjiaquedingzijixuanzemeiyoucuo!

sunshenzijiushijianganchengdemuqin,sunrongxia。

hemeihuameiduoxiang,“kuaihuiwuxixishuiba。”

sishixiangdaoleshenme,hemeihuabufangxindingzhu,“tangnianhuanhejianganchengdehunshiyijingdingle,nikebiedaoluan。”

tangjiaxuehuluandiyinghe,mingxianmeifangxinliqu。

hemeihuaqushaoshui,tangjiaxuejianzhuangtoutouliujinwu,bahukoubenyuanfengbudongfanglehuiqu,youchenzhemeiren,qiaoqiaolikai。

geri,tianmengmengliang,gongjidamingdiyisheng,tangnianhuancengdezhengkaiyan。

……该死的生物钟。

yiwangzheigeshihouyuanshenzaojiuqichuangxishu,weijishaoshui,zhunbeizuofanle。

ketayoubushiyuanshen,zheihuosheiaigansheigan,fanzhengtabugan。

tangnianhuanyanjingyibi,youshuileguoqu。

dongcewuzili,hemeihuaxingle。

zuowanyoushishaofanyoushishaoshui,yijueshuidaodatianliang,qichile。

benyiweitangnianhuanzaojiuzuohaofan,meixiangdaodouxianzaile,chufanglengqingyidianreqieryewu。

hemeihuanuqichengcengwangshangmao,zhijiechongdaotangnianhuanwumenkou,pengpengqiaomen。

“nigelanhuo,taiyangdoushai**le,haibuqichuangshaofanqu!”

“tingdaomeiyou,kuaikaimen!”

pengpengdeqiaomensheng,bubarenjiaoxingbubaxiudejiashi。

tangnianhuanfanzaodifanlegeshen,bumandunang:“bieqiaole!jiaoguini!”

bizezhaixiaodefangjian,fangeshengezhizuoxiangdemuchuang,bijianouranhainengwendaodandandemeiwei,zheixielingtangnianhuanyouganbaozao。

zheiporizishiyitianyerenbuxiaqule,danxianzaihaibushisipoliandeshihou。

qilingniandaihaimeiquanmiankaifang,chuxingyaojieshaoxin,maidongxiyaogezhongpiao,xianzhijida。

wangjinleshuo,cunlichifanganhuojiushijigongfen,anjiatingdanweijigongfen,fenpeiliangshi。

xianzaitadengjizaidabojiaxiamian,yejiushishuonapatabuzhuangongfen,zhiyaodabojianengfenpeidaoliangshi,tayenengchishangyikou。

ruoshifenjiadulichulai,neitajiuyaozijiganhuole,xiangdaozheifushentidezhuangkuang,tangnianhuanguoduanfangqilefenjiadeniantou,zhishaodengshenziyanghaolezaishuo。

zaiciqijian,ganhuoshibukenengde。

jiranyuanshenzaitangjiadangniuzuomazheimeduonian,rangtabaichibaiheyizhenziyouzenmele。

tangnianhuanyidianmeiyouhaochilanzuodexiukui,faneryoudiankexi。

etoushangdeshangzonghuihao,yizhizhuangyundaoyebushizhangjiuzhiji,yaoshiyougezhuangbingdedaojujiuhaole。

zhengxiangzhe,tangnianhuanyanjingyiliang。

jintiandefudaihaimeikaini!

tangnianhuanlimazaixinlihuhuanfudai。

xiuzhejinbiandehongsefudaichuxianzaiyanqian,jinsebianzhishengsongkai,yidaoyinguangshanguo。

“gongxihuode‘ruorufubing’,cidaojuweixiacipin,peidaihoukenenghuichanshengrumiansecangbai、xinji,ouxue,yunjuedengfuzuoyong,yidanpeidaibukezhaixia,qingjinshenxuanze。”

tangnianhuankanzheyanqianyixingzi,henglesheng,“zheidaojushibangwohaishihaiwo?”

“benlaiwojiuxuruodeyaosi,zaijiashangouxueyunjuedezhengzhuang,nizheifushishixianwohuodebugouzhang?xiangchuailewozhaoqitaren?”

binglengdejixieyinshuodao:“fudaichupinyibaozhengsuzhurenshenanquanweiqianti。”

“那这些副作用?”

jixieyinchenmopianke,jieshidao:“duishentiwuai。”

“nizaoshuoma,wodangranyaobangdingla!zhenshihaofudai,jishiyu!bangbaobao!”

tangnianhuandengde**deyanjingshunjianwanchengyueyazhuang,shengyintianninide,“bunengshiyongma?”

kexiduimianshibinglengdejixieyin,“bukeyi。”

“haoba,budongbiantongdejiahuo。”

suizhezizidianliusheng,jixieyinxiaoshibujian。

tangnianhuanmeizhejibangding,ershixixidaliang。

‘ruorufubing’daojushiyituanyinsedeguangtuan,guangtuanxiamianyoupaixiaozi,zixiyikanshidaojudeshiyongshuomingshu。

tangnianhuanyanjingyiliang,limacoujinkan,duwanhou,zhangzhangshulekouqi。

‘ruorufubing’suiranpeidaihoubukexiexia,dandaojudezhurenkeyixuanzekaiqihuoguanbi,zhiyufuzuoyong,jinxianzaidaojukaiqishishengxiao,qieneixiefuzuoyonggengxiangshifumianzhuangtai,duishentibenshenbuzaochengshanghai。

zheidaojujianzhishiweitaliangshendazao,zhuangbingshiruo,toulantangpingdejujiashenqi。

tangnianhuandangjixuanzebangding。

‘ruorufubing’bangdingwancheng,tangnianhuanxinlimoniankaiqi,yuanbenqingsongdeshentixiangyalekuaijushi,xiongkoumentongchuanbuguoqi,zhidaomonianguanbi,neizhongnanshoudeganjueyoumeile。

“tingdaomeiyou,kuaikaimen!”menwaiqiaomenshengyujiajicu,shengyinyujiabaozao,xiangzhengzhehemeihuadenaixingaoji。

zhiyayisheng,jinbidefangmenconglimiandakai。

hemeihuazhengyaozhuangkaimen,lidaoyikong,shentibushoukongzhiwangqianpu,chadianniudaojiao。