第2章

【**,gangcaideshengyinyetaihaotingleba】

【?????tianshadewoyitingjiuzhidaozheishiwosuweimoumiandelaopodeshengyin】

【bushi,xianzainvpeiwanshengyindouzheimehaotingdema?】

【点她!!!】

【chunqiukuaikuaikuai!!!jiuzheigewoyaozheige!!!】

xianqiushiyimingyibaiduowanfensidewangzheyulezhubo,tayuanbenzhengzaijinxingmeizhoudegudingjiemuneirong——suijidiangepeiwan,ranhourangpeiwanzaiyouxidetongshiwanchengyixierenwu,birusiyicijiujiaoduimianlaogonga,zhengjuyouxiyaoyibiannianjinengmingchengyibianshifangjinenga,haiyoutongshijiaolianggepeiwanbisheishaderenduoazhileide。

jintianyeshiyiyang,tazhaolidianjinyuewanappzhunbeidianlianggepeiwan,meixiangdaoyidianjiudiandaoleliyuegangfameiduojiudezhuye。

tabenrenyeshishengkongyimei,daizheerjitingliyuedeshengyinjingranrangtabuyouzizhudehaixiule,buzirandeminleyixiachun,ranhoukanzhezhakaileguodedanmu,guoduanxialewudan。

zheibianliyuexishuhuilai,benyiweihaiyaoguoyiduanshijiancaihuiyoushengyi,meixiangdaogangzuoxiashoujijiudingdingdongdongdetishileqilai,xianshiyourenxiadan。

dianjinqushiyigekeaidemaomaotouxiangnvsheng,jiaojiujiuwohaoma。

shilibushili:[laobanhao,laobanshidayulehaishipaiweini?]

jiujiuwohaoma:[paiweiba,woxiangshanggerongyao]

shilibushili:[haode,xianzaijiudama?]

jiujiuwohaoma:[ngng,woidfani。]

liyuedengshangyouxi,jiawanhaoyoujiubeilajinyigefangjian,limianzhiyoulaobanjiujiuwohaoma。

takanlekan,jiujiumeikaimai,bianchushengwendao“laobanxiangyaowowanshenmeya?youshenmetebiedeyaoqiuma?”

guoleyihuier,laobanfadao“niwandayexingma?woxiangwanyao。”

taqingxiaoyisheng“dangrankeyi。”

jiujiuyiranmeikai,youfaleyiju“neibuyaojiaowolaobankeyima?”

“neijiaoshenme?”liyuechenyinpianke,youkaikou“neijiaoni——laopo?haobuhao?”

zheicijiujiumeizaifashenme,ershihuosukaileyouxi,fangfomorenlezheigechenghu。

yucitongshi,xitongdeshengyinturanxiangqi[di——jiancedaoadengjinanxing——zhuboxianqiu,huodexiaizhi100]

adengji?zhubo?haishinande?

liyueyileng。xitongshuoguo,xiaizhiyuhaogandushikeyixianghuduihuande。bdengji,yejiushidaduoshuren,shi1:1duihuan;eradengji,yidianhaogandujiukeyiduihuan10dexiaizhi;sdengjizekeyiduihuan100dian。

zheiyizhoutapengdaoneimeduoren,dabufenrendoushibdengji,nenggouhuodedexiaizhiliaoliaowuji,yincidouzhijieguanlexitongtishi,zheihaishidiyicipengdaoadengjide。

buguo……zheijingranshinandema?

takanzhezhunbeijiemianjiujiuderuanmeitouxianghechangyongsanruanfu,youdiankexijingranbushitiantiandenvhaizi。danshitazhuannianyixiang,gujizheigezhuboxianzaizaizhibo,nei……shunbianhaoyixiazhibojianguanzhongdexiaizhi,buguofenba?

yushitayangzhuangmeifaxiandekaikou,“laopo,nayao,wobangniqiang。”

【jiumingjiumingtajiaowolaopoei!!!】

【loushangnimeiyouzijidelaogongma?zheishijiaowolaopoa!!!】

【mayashengyinzenmehuizheimesuwuwuwuwoyaowanle】

【chunqiudeliandouyaohongchengpingguolewoxiaosihahahaha】

【tashizaijiaowo!!!buxunilianhong!!!】

“bushinimenrangtajiaowolaopodema?meiyoulianhongmeiyoulianhong,zhuboshiyoudianrele。”xianqiuzhuangzuokanbudaodanmudediaokan,dianlebangwoqiang,ranhoujiukandaoyiloudeliyuebangtaqiangleyihou,zijiyuxuanlejing。“haode,wozhijiekaihun,tiyanyixiabeinvyewangdaifeideganjue。”

sanloudeliyuegangyuxuanwan,jiukanjianwuloufaleyiju[sanloushimeiziba?huidayema?]ranhoufaleyigewowandaye,yeyuxuanlejing,haifalezhanji。jinbiao,liushijishenglv。

takouleyigewenhao,ranhoufalezijidexiaoguobiaojing、lan、xuance,quanbudoushijiushiyishangshenglv,jihumeibadoushijinpai。youfaleyiju[huiyidian。]

shanghaixingbuda,wuruxingjiqiang。

yiloudexianqiuyefaleyiju[tahenlihaide。]

tayiweijiuzheimeguoqule,meixiangdaolundaowulouxuanyingxiongdeshihoutazhijiexuanlejialuo,wanquanbuguanduimianquantulianzhenrong,ranhouyoufa[nizheimelihaineinidaifeibei]

zheixiajiulianerloudewangzhaojunyekanbuxiaqu,[nimeishiba?duimianzheizhenrongninajialuo?]wuloumeishuohua,faleyige“wotanghaole”debiaoqing。

liyuetiaoletiaomei,zuijinyudaodeqipahuosebushaotayijingyoudianxiguanle,haiqingshenganweidao“meishi,youtameitadouyiyang,nidengxiahewoyiqijiuhao。”

【zheinandeshibushiyoudabinga?]

【神经吧?]

【**jiehaocan,nandewuyongdezizunxinyoudiaochengzhazhala】

【shuoshihuaruguoshiwowoyehuiwenyixiaba?bijingnvshenghenshaoyouhuiwandayede】

【queshi,zheibiaoshibushitadadeyebuyiding】

【???bushitadadeshinidade?】

【shenglvzheimegaogujigendecheduiba?shuobuzhuntangshangqude】

【xialema?meikanjiandoushijinpai?】

zhibojianchaodewuyanzhangqi,xianqiuyedanxinleyishun。bijingjiusuantazailihai,zheiyeshituanduiyouxi,gengbieshuobailandeshisheshouzheigezhuyaoshuchuwei,xiangyinghaishiyoudiannandude。

ranerjinleyouxitajiufaxiantadedanxinduoyule,liyueshuawanyejiupianlegeshiye,duimianzhongluyiweitaquzhuashanglule,gangzoudaohedaozhunbeixiaquzhiyuanjiubeiansha,haimeifanyingguolaiyijingjile。

naleyigetoudejingjieshangyao,kaishiletadeluanshazhilu。dunsheisheisi,yuetaqiangsha,shifenzhongjiutuidaoleduimiangaodi。tayourenyouyudejiyaodahongdalan,gezhongduoshanghaijihuburangyaodiaoxialai,oueryaodiaoxialaibeidachubeidongtahaihuihuiqujieren,tongshibaduimianderenquanshale,ranhouwenroudegenyaodaoqian“duibuqilaopo,woshiwule,xiacibuhuigendiunide。”

“laopolai,nahongnalan。”

“laopohaolihainarentoule,xiabakeyidaizhanshae。”

xianqiutingdemianhongerchi,rendouyaomaoyanle,zhibojianyeyisaoyinmaichongmanlegezhongjianjiao。

【**】

【这预判,开了】

【aaaaaatayetaihuileba】

【haoqiangawodema,rongyaojuzheimeshama】

【gangcaineijigezhiyidezaijiaoa?】

【tiannatashuobuhuigendiunierbushibiegendiuwowuwuwusheidonga】

【jialuoliandouzhonglexiaosi】

【活该吗不是?】

【chunqiunibuxuwanlerangwowanliangba!!!】

【dengwoyuedifalinghuaqianlewoyeyaodianta,wohaoai】

yijuyouxi,jialuoquanchengmeirenguan,fengkuangsongduimianrentouyemeinengtuohuanyouxijincheng,shifenzhongchutoujiujieshuleyouxi,chuquliyuehexianqiuxitijinpaidayejinpaifuzhuyijilingwailianggeduiyoudedianzan,erjialuozhijiebeisigeduiyoujubao,kanderenxinqingshuchang。

xindeyijuyaobeiqiangle,xianqiujiunalecaiwenji,liyuezhijiesuolelan,haifalezhanjiwendingduiyoudexin“zheijujiuyaomafanlaopobaohuwoe”

xianqiuhongzhelianjiazhuangpingjingdefaleyige[ngng]。

zheibaduimianxuanleyao,quanchenggenzhesheshoumake,yinggaishishuangpaide。kandechulaimakedeshilibucuo,qianqiyazheliyuezheibianbuweideyujida,buguohaihaoyujizizhishilibuxing,yizhiguisuozaifangyutaxia。yushiyoushiyiyangdeliucheng,lanzhualeshangluyibo,zhongluliangbonalesangetou,ranhoubacaiwenjijiezoushunbianbaxialushuangrenzuquanshale。

yinweifuzhubeiguaizou,yujiyigerenzaixialu,weibiaoqianyiliyuezhualexialuhaojibo,duimianshoubulehuanxianlejieguolanyouqushangluzhuale,duimiandeyaoxintaibaozha,zaigongpingwen[quanbucaomeibobonaicha(yao):lanwomenheniyouchouma?zheimezhua?]

[quanbuli(lan):meiyou,qiaohe]

queshishiqiaohe,benlaijiuzhunbeiqushanglude,sheizhidaotamenhuanxianle。

[quanbucaomeibobonaicha(yao):neixiabakebukeyiyiqiya?]

【laoposhilizhijiezhengfuduimianyaoyao】

【xiaosilezhijiedangzhezijishuangpaiderenzheiyangziwenma?】

【mayezheigendangmianchuguiyoushenmequbie】

【kuai!!!kuaishuonichiculechunqiu!!!】

danmuxixihahadediaokan,xianqiugangzhunbeiyaofashenme,jiukanjiangongpingshangduoleyitiaoxiaoxi:[quanbuli(lan):buxinge,wozhixianghewolaopoerrenshijie]

tongshierbianxiangqiliyuedaizhexiaoyideshengyin“duiba?laopo?”