道观里。
meinvshifu:“zheikezazhenga?zanmendaoguanzheimeqiong,kezenmejiunixiaoshimeia?”
chenxiao:“anzhaotaolu,zanmenjileqian,renjiayebukenengfangrena?”
nvdaoshi:“neiyedecouqiana……”
chenxiao:“haishizanmentaiqiong,shijieshangdefurenneimeduo,weishenmejiubunengduowoyige?”
nvdaoshi:“yinweishijieshangdeqiongrengengduo,erqiebunengshaoniyige……”
陈逍:“………”
“shizaibuxing,zanmenzijijiuta,wodaomenqinengbeiqi?”
nvdaoshi:“pingshizanchuiniuhunonghunongwairenyejiusuanle,zheihuierjiubiezhuangbile。nizhendangzanmenhuidaofaa,biezhongerle……”
“shifu,qishiwoyijingxidedaofa。qizhong,gongjilijudadeleifa,woyehui。”chenxiaokanzhemeinvshifu。
nvdaoshiyekanzhechenxiao:“bieshuole,baojingba?”
“bushi,wozhenhuileifa……”chenxiaojimangkaikou。
刚说完,电话响了。
naqilaiyikan,jingwaidianhua,meitouyizhou,haishijiele。
“喂?”
dianhuaneitou,yigeputonghuabutaibiaozhunderenkaikou:
“wai?xichenxiaoba?yougejiaochuyoulingdemeizizaiwomenshoushang,xianzaitongzhini,jiwomendakuanyibaiwan,womenjiubatafanghuilai。fouzedehua……”
chenxiaodajing:“shenme?yibaiwan?qunidayede,tazheimegui?
laozigaosunia……yibaiwankuaiqiankendingshimeiyoude,yibaiwanfudeleidianniyaobuyao?
yaodehuafagezuobiaoguolai,laozimashangsongjini!”
dianhuaneitoudejingzilengleyixia,suihouyeshengqile:
“tazheimepiaoliang,yibaiwanzenmele?nibuji,womenkejiuyaozhemotale!”
chenxiao:“yibaiwankendingmeiyou,dingduobaneiyiwankuaidingjinhainimen。”
dianhuaneitouchenmoleyihuier,turanqidegualedianhua。
chenxiaoyeshinubukee,mamalieliedao:
“lianwodaomenderendouganzhapian,ganjinchachuzuobiaoweizhi,wojitamensonggeleidiantaocanguoqu……”
yipang,meinvdaoshishifuchoumeikuliandetanqi:
“haichuiniubi,ganjinbaojingba……”
shuozhe,taganjinbotongdianhua。
“wei,yaoyaolingma?wotudiqumianbeijirenkanfengshuiabushi,beirenpianmianbeiqula……nimennengbunengjiejiuyixia?”
陈逍一把抢过手机:
“nimenyaoshimeibanfajiutahuilai,jiubangwochatashoujidingwei,daoshihouwoyigeleifapiguoqu……”
……
与此同时!
缅北某园区里面!
yijianbangongshili,yitouqijianduanfadexiaoshimei,zhengdandingdezuozhe,yishuangdayanjingzuoguyoupan。
bangongzhuohoumian,yigesishiduosuidetudingzhongnianrenyibianchouyan,yibiandaliangxiaoshimei。
“xiaomeierzhenhaokan……kexi,nishixiongbuyuanyihuaqianjiuni!”
xiaoshimeizuiyibie:“wozaitayanli,jiuzheimebuzhiqian?zheigegoushixiong……
zheiyang,nirangrendadianhuajita,shuowozheimekeaicongmingpiaoliangdexiaoshimei,qimazhibaibashiwan。”
tudingzhongnianrenxiaole,piaoliangkeaishizhende,congming?meikanchulai。
erzheishihouxiaoshimeiyeyishidaobudui,limayoushuo:
“dengdeng,nizhenbawopianle?bushiqingwolaikanfengshui?wogaosuni,womendaojiakejiangjiuyinguo。
woshoulenideqian,zhidaonishipianziwoyedelai。erniruguopianwo,yehuizaobaoying。”
“hahaha……”tudingzhongnianrenxiaole,buxiaobiede,jiuxiaobaoyingzheilianggezi。
“buguo……niqueshishidaoshi,yesuangerencai。wozuijindasuanxinkaiyigeyuanqu,nibangwokankanfengshui。ruguofengshuiweizhixuandehao,zanmenwanshihaoshangliang,ruhe?”
zuishangzheimeshuo,yezhishizanshibuhuidongta。
xinliquexiangzhe,dengliyongwanle,jiugezhongzhengchangliuchengzouqilai,xianzijixiangyong,zaigaojiamaile。
zuizhongxiachang,canburendu……
xiaoshimeiyeshibingchengzhenarenqiancaitirenbanshi,youyinyouguojuebuhulaidedaojiadaodejichu,diantoushuo:
“kanfengshuimeiwenti,zheishiwodezhuanye,yeshicixingmude。danshikanwanzhihou,haiqingsongwolikai,burannimenhuizhanshangyinguo。”
tudingzhongnianrenmozhexiabaxiaozheshuo:
“wocaibupa,zheishikexueshidai,zhengneimixinhehushei?”
xiaoshimei:“bumixin,nihaizhaowokanfengshui?”
秃顶中年人冷笑:
“fengshuisuibiankankaneryi,zheiyesuanmixin?zaishuole,huikanfengshuideduole!”
xiaoshimei:“neinizabupianbierenjinimenkan?weishenmejiuxuanwo?haibushiyinweiwolihai?”
tudingzhongnianren:“nibijiaohaopian!”
小师妹:“………”
tasuiranmeiyoushuohua,danshiyishuangdayanjingyijingyoudianhongle!
“buzhunku,zou,quwoxuandedifangkankanfengshuiruhe。”
henkuai,daoleyichupianpideshandi。
xiaoshimeinachuluopan,zaizhouweikanlekan,duitudingzhongnianrenshuo:
“zheigedifangweizhibuxing,sanmianyoushan,weidubeimianyougehuokou。
beifengshue,chuilaipinjizhifeng,wucai,zhushanghuo。dongmianbeishandangzhu,suoweiziqidonglai,laibulele。”
tudingzhongnianrenzhoumei:“zheimeyanzhong?neiganjinhuangedifang,zheidifangbuyaole,yonglaimairen。”
xiaoshimei:“haishuonibumixin?”
tudingzhongnianren:“…………”
第二天!
道观里。
chenxiaoshangwang,chayixiemianbeidexinxi,xiangquedingyixiazhapianwodiandagaiweizhi,xiangbanfajiuxiaoshimei。
quefaxianyisou,juranchuxianleyigemianbeizhapianremenxinwen。
『jing,mianbeizhapiandaohuaxiadaomentoushang!』
『zhapianfenzizhapiandaomennvdizi,qichidaru!』
『daomennvdizi:yougejie,yaoqumianbeiduyixia!』
又看到新闻姐视频:
“womenshijindouyaowen……nvdaoshiweishenmechumenqian,bujizijisuanyigua?shenxianjiujingnengbunengbaoyouta?daojiatianshishifouhuichumian?”
…………
yishijian,zheigexiaoxijuranchengleredian。
bijing,daoshidoubeimianbeizhapianle,queshishihenyouhuati。
zhishichenxiaoquemengle,duimeinvshifushuo:
“zheishierzenmequanwangdouchuankaile?shisheixieluchuqude?”
meinvshifuyilianwuguhemangran:
“woyebuzhidaoa,wozuowanshangleyiyedewang,doumeixiangtong,zheishierzajiuchuankaileni?”
shuowan,tadakaipenyouquan,huifubierendepinglun。
chenxiaoyikan,shifupenyouquanneirong:
“jiuminajiarenmen,sheidonga,wotangtangdaomendiyimeinvdenvtudi,juranbeimiaobeizhapiantuanhuopianqukanfengshuila,woyizhenggewuyu,zanjiushishuo,zheiyatouzenmejiuzheimemeinaozi……wuyuzi,zhendeshuankou……”
陈逍怒视师父。
nvdaoshi:“zenmele?kanniyangzi,nixiangqishimiezua?
chenxiao:“kanrenzhenzhun……”
“bie,weishizaojiutuoguanxi,rangrenchadianhuazuobiaohedingweile……”nvdaoshijimangdiankaiyigezuobiao。
陈逍眼睛一亮:
“neinidaoshihaiyoudianyong……jiranyouzuobiaole,neijiukanwolaigeyuanchengleifaxianweiba!”