benlaiyaojixuzuofa,yitianleihongmianbeimouyuanqude。
buguo,zaimeinvshifudeyifanhuazhihou,chenxiaoyeshixiangdaoleyigewenti……
neijiushizheiyangganhong,suiranqueshihenhehuduifang,danyejinjinzhishihehua,genbenbukenengduitamen,zaochengshizhixingdeshanghai。
bijing,tazhinengdafanweihongzha,erwufajingquedaoyuanqufanzuifenzishenshang。
shenzhiweilezaizheizhongwuchabiehongzhazhongbushanghaidaoxiaoshimei,tahaidebikaiyuanqu,zhinengzaizhouweihong,zheixianranmeishayong。
suoyi,meinvshifushuodedui,xianzaizhiyoulianggebanfa。
yi,rangduifangzhidaoleidianshizijinongde,ranhouhaipa,ranhoufangren
er,zijiqinziquyuanqujiuren,jitamenzheixiezhapianfenzi,jingzhunsongyitaoleifaguoqu。
danshi,dierdianxiangduikunnan,yinweixianzaiqumianbei,neishizhenburongyi,gujidetouducaixing。
yushi,chenxiaotingzhizuofa,quzhaoshouji。
tatingzhizuofadeneiyike,zhengbeiyixiezaimianbeidecengreduderenzhibodemianbeimouyuanqushangkong,cainingjudegungunwuyun,xunsuxiaosan。
zheirangyuanquli,zhongrenxuanzhedexin,zongsuanfangsong。
ranhou,tudingzhongnianrendingzhexiaoshimei,shuo:
“kandemei,nidemixinmeiyongla,woanleshangbaitaobileizhen,leipibuxialaila。renhemixinzaikexuemianqian,doushizhilaohu!!”
xiaoshimeiduzui:“heng,sheishizhilaohuhaibuyidingni!”
秃顶中年人又说:
“wokanwangshang,zuijinwobangjianizheigexiaodaoshidexiaoxi,henhuoa,jiulianwomenyuanqubeileipileyitianyiyezheishierdouchuankaile。
haiyoubushaozaiyuanqufujindebendiren,yuanyuandezhiboyuanqushangkong……gengyoushenzhe,shuoshinimenhuaxiadaomenyourenchushoule?
goupi,heng,doushiyiqunyaoyanshengshi,kouhaihuren,cengredude。nimenhuaxiaren,aimixinshiba?neiwojintianjiufensuitamendemixin。”
shuozhe,tacongshuxiadashouneier,nalaiyigeshouji,juranyedakaizhibo,zaihuaxiahemianbeiyixiepingtaizhiboqilai。
然后对着直播间说:
“gewei,woshimianbeizuoshengyikaigongside。zuijinguanyuwogongsibeileihong,shuowomenbangjiahuaxiadaomennvdaoshizaoleipiyishi,wozuochujieshi。
shouxianwozaizheilichengqing,womeiyoubangjiahuaxianvdaoshi,shitalaijiwogongsikanfengshui,kanfengshuijitayiwankuaibaochou。
danshi,talaihuilufei,daodifangchiheyongdu,huxi、kanfengjing、caidiban、shangcesuo、shuijue,zheixiewomenyeshishoufeide,gaijiqianba?bujiqiankendingburangzou。
qici,dezuihuaxiadaomen?shuwozhiyan,daomensuangeshenmedongxi?haizaoleipi?zheibuchema?daomenzheimelihai,pileyitianyiye,zenmemeipizhongwo?”
…………
zheigezhibo,limachuankaile。
sanqingshanxiaodaoguanlidemeinvdaoshishifuzhengnazheshouji,qidefengmanxinggandeshentizhizhandou。
“renbule……zheisheirendele?”
chenxiaodingzhemeinvshifuqidebotaoxiongyongdemoyang,benlaixiangquanyixia,haishisuanle。
bijingtashengqicainengkandaozheinandedefengjing……
zhidaofaxianmeinvshifubushandemuguangshi,chenxiaocaiyanlekoutuomo,shouhuiyanshen,suijiliansedanding,nazheshouji,botonglezhiqiandajizijidemianbeizhapiandianhua。
lingyibian,mianbeiyuanqu,tudingzhongnianrenhenxiaozhang。
tayeyouxiaozhangdeziben,yinweitazheigedifang,shuyusanbuguandidai,zhoubianguojiadouguanbule。
kuangqietasuiranshigaozhapiande,dandabufenbeizhapiandaozheililaideren,neikedoubushibeibangjialaide,jibenshangdoushizijidaizhemude,zhudonglaide。
xiaoshimeibujiushilaikanfengshuide?tamudehaisuanhaode。
yourenlaizheili,neijiushizhidaozheilishigaozhapiande,xianglaidangzhapianfenzi,zhishilixianghenfengman,xianshihenguganbale。
suoyi,tudingzhongnianrenfeichangmingbai,jiusuanhuaxiaguanfangxiangguan,qishidouzhaobudaoliyou。
yinweitamenjiusuanlai,bazheilibeipianderenyuanjiuhuiqu,zheixierendabufenyebushiwugude,yeshiyaohuiquzuolaode。
ertudingzhongnianrenyeshijuedemeirennengzhenzhengweixiedaota,caichangkuangdetiaoxinhuaxiadaomen,yicilaianweizijizhiqianbeileidianhehudaodeyouxiaoxinling……
ciketazhengzaizhiboli,gezhongduiwangyoumenshuode,shihuaxiadaomenshizhanleifa。zhenshehehujinggaoyuanqudeyanlun,jinxinggezhongfanbo。
quezaizheishi,yigeshuxiapaoguolai,shuo:
“huye,shizheigenvdaoshideshixiongdakaidedianhua。”
tudingzhongnianrenlengxiao,bazhiboshoujijishuxia,rangshuxiazhibo,ranhoujieguodianhuashuo:
“wei?xiaonvdaoshideshixiongshiba?niyinggaiyekanwozhibole,nishimeizaiwozheili,huaxiaohenda,qimashangbaiwan,nidaqian,wofangren……”
dianhuaduimian,yigebaqishizudeshengyinxiangqi:
“wojiniyitianshijian,bawoxiaoshimeifangle。fouze,wohuiyindongtianlei,baniyuanqu,jinihongping。niruobuxin,keyixianzaiqukankanwaimiandetiankong。”
tudingzhongnianrenxiaole:“hehusheia?niyiweipaidianyinga?haitianlei?”
danxiayike,taturankanxiangchuangwai。
benlaiyijingfengpingyunsan,qingkongwanlidetiankong,zhouranjian,youshiwuyunyading,dianshanleiming。
neiyishunjian,zhibojianfeitengle:
“wocou,dalianleai。”
“dadianhuadedaodishidaomennaweidaneng?juranzhennengsuiyizhaotianleiyuqianlizhiwai?”
“zhangjianshilejiarenmen,wohuaxiadaomenweiwu……”
“wojiushuo,wojiushuozheishishangzhendeyoukpi……duibuqizoucuopianchangle……”
“mianbeizheiciyudaoyingchale……”
……
tudingzhongnianrenbeidalian,kanzhetianshangdedianshanleiming,liansehennankan。
danshi,tayijiuyaotou,duizhedianhuadahan:
“bukeneng,jueduibukeneng。zheijiushiqiaohe,shuo,nishinageqixiangzhande?bieyiweikanletianqiyubaojiulaihuwo。”
dianhuaneitou,chenxiaohengleyisheng:“neiwojiusuijipiyidaolei,jinikankan……”
huayinluoxia,huranhonglongyishengjuxiang,yidaotianleizhijieduizheyuanquyidongdalouhonglai。
dalouanlexuduobileizhen,kezaitianleideweilixia,zheixiepileizhenjiushibaishe。
yigetianlei,baloudingbileizhenjinshucuihui,haibadinglouhongchuyigedakeng,zhengdongloudouzhandouleyixia。
tudingzhongnianrenhedeliansecanbai,dan……zijizhengzaizhiboni。
yushikaikou:“hahaha,zheisuanshenme?zheiyounengshuomingshenme?”
ranhou,badianhuaguale,youlimashiyishuxiabazhiboguanle。
zhiboyiguan,tudingzhongnianrentuiyiruanyi**zuoyizishang,zhandouzheshoujiazheyigenmeidianrandeyanmengxileyikou,shuo:
“qu……quzhaozhaomianbeiyoumeiyougaoren……”
……
erlingyibian,chenxiaoshenhuxiyikouqishuo:
“kanlai,duifangzuiyingdehen,wulunruheshibudasuanzhudongfangrenle。zheicimianbeizhixing,feiqubukele。”
shuozhe,tahuitoukanxiangmeinvdaoshishifu,yilianrenzhen。
meinvdaoshishifuyelimawenroudekanzhedatudi,dengzhezheiweidatudishuodianshanqingdegaobiedehua。
quetingchenxiaoshuo:“kansha?lufeijiwoa?zouluqumianbeia?”
meinvdaoshishifu:“????”
“e……hao……yibaigoubugou?