第1章 重生主席台,怒啸全场,纵享前世丝滑

ziyuyangerqinbuzai,shiyizhongyihan,gengshiyizhongbeiai。

erdangzheiyiqiehaishiyinweizijierzaochengdeshihou,gengshiyizhongkegumingxin、houhuizhongshengdetong。

woshiyige“meimingyuanbo”detiangou。

wozirenlangmandiweibaiyueguangkangxiasuoyou,quehaidefuqinbingsichuangta,muqinyiqizhixiahelenongyao,jiuliantiexiongdiyeyincifendaoyangbiao。

erwo,quebeibaiyueguangpianzousuoyoujixu,gulinglingditangzaibingchuangshangdengsi。

ruguo,yiqiekeyizhonglai。

绝不再做舔狗。

绝不拖累父母。

绝不窝囊地活着。

dangwozhongshenghui98nianneibanbodeshiguangli,weizijierhuoshi,baiyueguangquejile。

……0001……

“panyinian,niganshenme?”

学校操场。

主席台上。

jianruicierdeshengyin,zhendepanyinianermowengwengzuoxiang。

beishuaidaoyibiandepanyinian,ganshouzhelianshangshangweixiaosanderouruanhebijianyingraobusandeshaonvqingxiang,naoziyoudianmeng。

“bushi,wonaodaiyoudianyun,wozheishizaina?wobushisilema?”

panyiniankanzheyanqiandeshaonv,youdianhuanghu。

nvhai,zhangdehenchulian,dagaishiqibasui,chuanzheyijianqianlansedesuihualianyiqun,qunbaixiadexiaotuixianxibaixi,biliangtingqiao,bochunhongrun,zhangzhangdeyanjiemaoxiamian,neishuangmingmeimirendeyanjingzhengqinaodidengzheta。

这……

这不是柳依依吗?

tazenmehuichuxianzaizijimianqian?

难道,她也死了?

“panyinian,nizhenshitairangwoshiwangle,nishenweinansheng,chengdanzerenbushiyinggaidema?nizhiyuzheiyangma?zaishuole,shitangshinizade,genwoyoushenmeguanxi?”

liuyiyiqinaodidengzhepanyinian。

砸食堂?

panyinianweiweiyileng,mangrankanxiangsizhou。

liangliezhengqidebaiyangshu,cuyongzhechentufeiyangdetucaochang。

zhuanhunjiegoudesancengjiaoxuelou,chulizaibaiyangshuhoufang,huibaibanbodeqiangmianshang,xiezheyipaihongsededazi:weizhonghuazhijueqierdushu。

这是五中的校训。

zhuxitaixia,ersanshigecanchabuqidemaodanfangzhen,dingzhezhinenchunmengdelian,baiwuliaolai。

“zhei……zheishiwuzhong?wozhongshengle,haizhongshenghuile1998niandezhuxitaishang?”

panyinianmengranyizhen,nanyiyanyudehuanxihejidong,shunjianyongshangxintou。

qianshi,gaokaolinjin,xuexiaobutiegaosanxueshengdejidanbianchenglechoujidan,mantoubianchenglefameideheixinmantou,shenzhixiaomizhoulihaimaochulesilaoshu。

henduorenshiwuzhongdu、shangtuxiaxie,budeyiquchiyao、dadiandi。

bide,tamenbudebuquhuagaojiaquxiaomaipuyongwenshuipaofangbianmian。

起初,他还能忍。

zhidao,liuyiyiweiqubaladiduanzhefanpenzoudaotamianqian,tayixiazizhale。

weilebangliuyiyichuqi,talianyeyongheixinmantouzaleshitanghejiaodaochudeboli,haixieleyizhangdazibaotiezailexiaomenkou。

diertianyizao,tajiubeijiushanglezhuxitai。

dangzhequanxiaoshishengdemian,tazirenlangmandikangxialesuoyou。

keliuyiyifeidanmeiyoubangtashuobanjuhaohua,haichongdangzhengren,caizhetade“shigu”jieshoubiaoyang,zuihougengshironghuoshengjisanhaoxueshengdechenghao,kaozhegaokaojiafen,kaorulenanda。

fandaoshi,gentameiduoshaojiaojidesuying,bangtashuolebushaohaohua。

kezuihou,tayijiubeijidaguo、jiuxiaobianziyitiaolong,kaichuxueji,wuyuangaokao。

fuqinyeyincibeiqidezhujinyiyuan,yuanqidashang,meijinianjiudelefeiai,sashourenhuan。

muqin,gengshiyiqizhixia,helebaicaoku。

jiuliantiexiongdi,yeyiqizhixia,diuxiajinyoude1800kuaiqian,gentafendaoyangbiao。

keta,quejinjinyinweiliuyiyiyiju“wotaihaipale”,jiuyuanliangleduifang。

shihou,tagengshigenzhelemoyiyang,yiluzhuizheliuyiyinanxia,dagongtiebuliuyiyideshenghuofei,shenzhibuxitoufuqinzhibingdeqianjiliuyiyimailiwu,manzuliuyiyideyishigan。

erliuyiyiquemeijiguotabandianhuiying。

napa,tatangzaibingchuangshangdengsishi,doumeilaikantayiyan。

kanzhemianqianyilianxiunudeliuyiyi,panyinianzichaolengxiao。

qianshi,tatiandaoyiwusuoyou,lianliuyiyidexiaoshoudoumeipengdaoyixia。

xianzaizhongshenghuisuoyoubuxingfashengdeqidian,tabudasuanzuotiangoule,fanerganshoudaoleliuyiyiderouruanheshaonvfenfang。

还真是讽刺啊!!!

“panyinian,niyihuierjiushuo,woduociquanshuoni,nibuting,caiquzadeshitang,zhidaoma?”

liuyiyifahaoshilingside,xiaoshengdingzhupanyinian。

zaitajiyizhong,panyinianduitabaiyibaishun,taxiangxinzheiciyeyiyang。

zhisuoyigaofapanyinian,shiyinweizashitangdeshinaodale,tayexiangchenjigaosubiedenanshengtahaishidanshen。

takebuxiangweileyikewaibozishu,fangqizhengpiansenlin。

“panyinian,nihailengzheganshenme?”

“banizheigaoquantitongxueshudashengnianyibian,rangdajiadouganshouyixianidewencai!”

“niana!zenmeyabala?zuotianwanshang,nizashitangdeshihou,zenmemeijiannisonga!”

zheishi,ganggangjieshulezhangpiandalundejiaodaozhurenpanlei,genheimianshenside,bayizhangdazibaoshuaizailepanyiniandelianshang。

哄……

zhuxitaixia,yipianhuaran。

“tajiushizashitangdeshenren?zaozhidaowoyequ。”

“made,laozizaojiuxiangzale,shuizhucai,laoshutang,laozizheibeizidoumeichiguozheimenanchidefancai。”

“xiaoshengdian,niyexiangshangzhuxitaia!”

“pasha?shitanghaidelaozishangtuxiaxie,haiburanglaozimaliangjuma?bijile,laoziyequzashitang。”

“nifengle?nibuxiangcanjiagaokaole?yougeshaquemaotoujiudele,fanbuzhebazijidajinqu。”

“jiushi,anshengdianba,zanmenkeshiyaokaodaxuede……”

zhuxitaixia,zhongrenhuojingtanjingpei、huoxingzailehuo。

panyinianlenglengdisaolepanzhurenheliuyiyiyiyan,taijiaozoudaohuatongjinqian,zichaodixiaolexiao。

“shuoshihua,diyicishangzhuxitai,diyicimianduizheizhongdachangmian,tingjinzhangde,tuidouzaiduosuo。haiyoudianganga,jiaozhitoudoukuaikouchuyizhangshijieditule。”

哄……

台下,哄笑一片。

“shuozhengshi。”panzhurendiaozhemeimaohechi。

“wozhidaoyourenjiwojiaohao,yezhidaohenduorenzaikanxiaohua、mawoshaque,gengzhidaoyouxierenyijingxianghaozenmeshajijinghoule。qishi,wotingnamende。”

“daodishiwoshabi,haishinimenshabi?”

panyiniansaolepanzhurenyiyan,zhilezhizijihetaixia,jiqiaolengxiao:

“heixinmantouxiangma?laoshutanghaohema?nimencapigudezhihaigouyongma?nimenjialiyoukuangma?nimenjialideqianshidafenggualaidema?”

“pingshenmediemazhenglaidexuehanqian,zhinengmaiheixinmantouhelaoshutang?”

“pingshenmewomenbeiqifule,jiuderenqitunsheng,jiubunengfankang?”

“pingshenmewofankangle,haiyaoshoufa?”

“zheidaodishibainianqiandeheianshidai,haishifengjiancanyuwangtufupidejiuwangchao?”

“gemingxianlieyong28nian3000duowanrendexisheng,caituifansanzuodashandeyapo,kenimenqueguizaidishang,jineixiejianbudeguangdelajichangzhengfu。”

“nimenshiguidetaijiu,zhanbuqilailema?”

“nimendejizhuigu,shibeidaduanlema?”

“nimenkeyinuoruo,danshimeizigechaoxiao;nimenkeyiwonang,danshimeizigezhiyi;nimenkeyizhuanglongzuoya,danshimeizigezuoxiangqicheng,yinweinimenbupei!”

panyiniandeshengyinyuelaiyueda,yuelaiyuegaoang,yuelaiyuebeifen。

jiuhaosiliuyuefeixue、manfuyuanqudedoue。

genghaosizhanzaicaishikou、zhimianwanqianzeikou、yongshengminghuanxingminzuxuexingdegemingxianlie。

怒发冲冠。

慷慨激昂。

suoyourendoudaidaidikanzhezhuxitaishangdepanyinian。

tamenwanwanmeixiangdao,panyinianjingranganzhanzaizhuxitaishang,numaquantishisheng。

tamengengjiameixiangdao,panyiniandehua,huirucixili,jiuhaosiyibabajiandao,chuodetamenxianxuelinli、wudizirong,gengchuodetamennuqifangun、yaoyaqiechi。

xiangjineiwufaxiayandehuoshi,tamenbuzhibujuezuanjinlequantou,qihongleshuangyan。

taixia,shenzhekuandalanbaixiaofudesuying,meimouyuanzheng、fenchunjinyao,cuoezhongdaizhenongnongdedanyou。

banzhurenlaogao,gengshiyiliandaizhi,zhidaoyanditangdaoshouzhi,cailianmangrengdaodishang,yongjiaonianmie。

zhuxitaiyice,liuyiyiyilianhuangluan,xindiyouzhongmomingdebuan。

panzhurengengshibeiqidelianglianfahei,“panyinian,worangniganshenmeni?”

raner,panyinianfeidanmeiyoutingxialai,fanertaiqishouzhixiangleliuyiyi。

“youqishini,liuyiyi!nisuangeshenmedongxi?zhuangkelian,banwugu,gudonglaozizashitangjinichuqi,niquezhuanguoshenlaicaizhelaozishangwei。jiusuanbiaozi,doubiniyouliangxin!”

唰!

suoyourendemuguang,shunjianjizhongdaoliuyiyishenshang。

youjinge,youhuaiyi,haiyouqifen。

suyinggengshiyushouwoquan,lenglengdidingzheliuyiyi。

liuyiyidunshihuangle,lianlianyaotou,“wobushi,womeiyou,niyuanwangwo,wozhishi……”

“zheihuanizijixinma?haiyouni,ni,nimen……”panyinianshouzhihengsaoquanchang。

“nimenyigegede,danzibeigouchilema?”

“tamendouqizainimenbozishanglashile,nimenhainengren?”

“ruguonimenhaiyoubandianxuexing,ruguonimenhaishigeyemen,ruguonimenduizijidefumuhaiyouneimeyidiandianxiaoxin,jiujiwokanxiangneili,kankanneishishenmedifang?”

“neishizuiedeyuanquan,neishisiyaowomenfumuxuehanqiandechailang,gengshiqifuwomendehubao……”

panyinianmengranzhixiangshitangdefangxiang,fennudepaoxiaoshengzhenerfakui。

taixiademaodanmen,kanzheshitangdefangxiang,manmanzuanjinlequantou。

yaoyaqiechi,muguangzhuozhuo,huoguangfangun。

jiuhaosijijiangpenfadehuoshan,yayidelingrenkonghuang。

zheiyike,panzhurenyehuangle,paoxiaozhechongxiangpanyinian。

“bizui,worangnibizui!”

panzhurenjimangduozoupanyinianshoulidehuatong,kepanyiniandehousheng,queyijiuchuanbianzhenggecaochang。

“砸了它!”

“bujiushiyigeshitangma?matazata,shiweiyouxing,jueshibake,weiwoheixinmantou,wozatamenchuang;weiwolaoshutang,wodianhuajubaozhidatianting;qiwowuzhongshaonian,worangtatiandiwuliang!!!”

“砸了他!!!”