第2章 掀翻食堂

bansuizhepanyinianyibashuaifeidazibao,bieleyiduzihuodexueshengmen,chedizhale。

yigejieyigede,nushengpaoxiaozhechongchufangzhen。

jiuhaosijuedidehongshui,chaozheshitangdefangxiangyongleguoqu。

“bizui,jiwobizui!”

“laoliu,nimendoushalema?haibubatanongdaojiaodaochu?”

“zhanzhu!doujiwozhanzhu!nimenxiangbeikaichuma?nimenhaixiangbuxiangcanjiagaokaole?”

“lanzhutamen,kuailanzhutamen……”

kanzheyongxiangshitangderenqun,panzhurenbeihedelianglianfabai,huangmangtaiqihuatong,lianshengdahan。

ketadehansheng,henkuaijiubeifeifanyingtiandepaoxiaoshengyanmeile。

“砸!”

“砸塌酿的!”

“rangtamenzhusilaoshu,rangtamenmaiheixinmantou,za……”

zheiyike,bieshuoneixiechongdongyinudenanshengle,jiuliannvshengmendouzhale。

yigegehongzheyanzhuziwangqianyong,paoxiaobuduan。

yourenpaodekuai,zhijiechongdaoleshitanglimian。

yeyourenyanjianjibujinqu,zhijieraodaoshitanghoumian,yijiaochuaikaileshitangdehoumen。

chaimenzachuang,xianfanluzao,qingdaofameifulandemimianshucai……

duanduanliangsanfenzhongdegongfu,shitangjiubeizalegexibalan。

ruofeishitangderenpaodekuai,kongpahuibeihuohuodasi。

“kuai……kuaijidongxiaozhangdadianhua……”

panzhurenjidelenghanzhimao。

erbeijiujinjiaodaochudepanyinian,quepazaikailiediaoqidemuchuangshang,kanzhebeizalandeshitangfangshengdaxiao。

闹大了。

彻底闹大了。

qianshi,tachulegengzheboziguzuoyingqizhiwai,biewutafa。

zheiyici,tazhongshengle,youlediqideta,huoliquankai。

zheiyici,xiaofangjiusuanxiangwugaizi,yewubuzhule。

zheiyici,tadaoyaokankan,xiaofanghaizenmerangtayigexueshengbeiguo。

xinqingdahaodepanyinian,naqipanzhurendebaiqitiegangzi(beizi),jizijipaolebeicha,haozhengyixiadizuozailepanzhurendeyizishang,lianshangmanshilianakdouyabuzhudejidonghexingfen。

qianshi,taxingwuzhihou,buzhiyicihuanxiang。

ruguoyiqiekeyizhonglai,tayaozenmemibuyihan,haiyaozenmehuochuyigewanmeirensheng。

xianzaizhonghuiqidian,naohaizhonglimajiumaochusandashouyaomubiao。

diyi,shangdaxue,zuobierenjiadehaizi。

zheishifumudezhinian,yeshitadezhinian。

renshengzaishiliangbeizi,zenmezheyeyaoganshouyixiazhenzhengdedaxueshenghuo。

ruguo,huanchengbiedezhongshengzhe,kendingliangyanyimohei,tiaozhejiaomaniang。

可他,不一样。

qianshi,weilejijiudugongshangguanlizhuanyedeliuyiyibaojiahuhang。

ta,budanzixiulebenkeheshuoshiyanjiushengjieduandesuoyoukecheng,haibangliuyiyifabiaoleduopianlunwen。

shenzhi,weilebangliuyiyizouhaiziluxiantaohaodaoshi,tahaishenruyanjiuleqianhoushishuniansuoyoudegaokaozhenti,bingzhidingleduopiangaokaofuxigonglve。

neixiejiyijiugenluoyinzainaohaizhongyiyang,zongranzhongshengguilai,yijiuqingxiwubi。

youlezheizhangdipai,napazuihoubeixuexiaokaichule,tayeyoubawozaibiedexuexiaocanjiagaokao。

bijing,bingbushimeiyigexuexiao,dounengjujueyigexuebadetoukao。

dier,ranglaobalikaihuagongchang。

qianshi,laobadefeiai,chuletazheigeyouyinzhiwai,genzaihuagongchangshangbanyeyouhendadeguanxi。

zheibeizi,tajiusuanshisapodagunshuawulai,yeyaoranglaobalikaineizhongdifang。

disan,zhengqian,zhengqian,haishizhengqian。

zhongshengguaidian,zhiyaojinzhuashidaimaibo,jiusuanbunengchengweishuangwenzhongdeshijieshoufu,yenengyishiwuyou、fuzuyisheng。

至于,柳依依……

谁爱追谁追。

zhonghuoyishi,gaoqianbuxiangma?

youleqian,shayangdenvrenzhaobudao?

砰!

banxiaoshihou,panzhurenyibatuikaibangongshidemumen,heizheliandizoulejinlai。

houmian,haigenzhebanzhurenlaogao。

benjiubieleyiduzihuodepanzhuren,kanzhesipingbawenzuozaitaweizishanghechadepanyinian,qidetoufadoushuqilaile。

“panyinian,nibajiaodaochudangshenmedifangle?nijiama?”

“zashitang,gudongxueshengbaoluan,nihaixiangbuxiangcanjiagaokaole?nihaixiangbuxiangshangdaxuele?”

“gunyibianqu,jinibamadadianhua,womenwuzhongbuyaonizheizhongpindebaihuai、wufawutiandelaji!”

panzhurenjiuxiangfennudeshizi,zhizhepanyiniandebizipokoudama。

laogaoyilianjiaoji,jielianjipanyinianshiyanse,rangpanyinianganjinzhanqilai。

raner,panyinianfeidanmeiyoudongdan,haimanyouyoudihelekoucha,gendalingdaosideshangxiadaliangzhepanzhuren,shuodao:“shuowanle?”

“你……”潘主任。

“nishuowanle,woshuoliangju。”

panyiniandianledianzhuomian,haozhengyixiadishuodao:“zheijianshi,guigenjiedishiyinweishitangguyishoumaibianzhishiwuhexiaofangdebuzuowei。”

“shuoyanzhongdian,shitangshizaiguyitoudu,xiaofangshenweijianguandanwei,queguyizongrong、shierbujian。”

“nishuo,ruguozhenbaofaledaguimoshiwuzhongdushijian,xiaofangyaochengdanshenmezeren?shenweijianguanlingdaodenimen,yougaichengdanshenmezeren?”

“你……”

panzhurenqidelianglianquhei。

tawanwanmeixiangdao,panyinianjingranhaijiaoxunqitalaile。

laogaogengshiyiliandaizhi,genburenshipanyinianleyiyang。

“听我把话说完。”

panyinianbailebaishou,daduanlepanzhurendehua。

“juwosuozhi,zanmenwuzhongyouhenduoxueshengjialidoushidangguande。”

“nishuo,tamenhuibuhuibazheijianshigaosujiali?”

“nishuo,tamendebamazhidaolezheijianshi,huizenmeyang?”

“nishuo,ruguowobashengxiadeheixinmantouhelaoshutang,songdaotamendebamashouli,youhuizenmeyang?”

“panzhuren,nizhenyiwei,bawodiuchuqubeiguo,jiunengwanshidaji?”

panyiniankanzheheiliankaishibianbaidepanzhuren,liansedouranzhuanleng。

“ruguonimenfeiyaochuliwodehua,woyemeiyijian。bijing,wozhishiyigewuquanwushideqiongxuesheng。”

“danshinibiewangle,wozuiduozhinengsuanchongdongfancuo。”

“ershandongwozashitangdeliuyiyi,caishizhenzhengdezuikuihuoshou。”

“anzhaofalvguiding,jiaosuoweichengnianfanzui,yaocongyancongzhongchufa。”

“liuyiyiyigexingqizhiqianjiuman18zhousuile,erwohaichayigeyue。”

“nishuo,yigebanjiqiansan、nianjiqianshidejianzisheng,turanbianchengyigejiaosuofandehua,zanmenwuzhonghuibuhuimingyangdajiangnanbei?”

唰!

panzhurenlianseweibian,kanxiangpanyiniandemuguang,duolejifenningzhong。

xinsizhenmi,yanyuzhijiyaohai。

chushizhilaolianguoduan,wanquanbuxiangyigeshiqibasuidexuesheng。

zuicaodandeshi,zheiyangdezeren,bieshuotale,jiusuanshidongxiaozhangyechengdanbuqi。

砰砰砰……

这时,敲门声响起。

meidengpanzhurenyingsheng,suyingchuanzhefeidadelanbaixiaofu,tuimenzoulejinlai。

“panzhuren,gaolaoshi,jintiandeshi,woyijinggaosuwobale,wobayijingzelingxiangguanbumenchechazheijianshi……”