第3章 有本事,你开除我!

唰……

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laogaohuyidikanlepanyinianyiyan。

yuanben,tahaixiangzhaojihuijipanyinianqiuqiuqing,zaibujiyeyaorangpanyiniannadaogaozhongbiyezheng。

kexianzaikanqilai,haoxiangyongbuzhetale。

panyinianyeshiweiweiyileng。

qianshi,suyingsuiranyebangpanyinianshuohuale,dangengduodequeshishuoshitangdezeren。

kemeixiangzheihui,zhijiebataneiweigaoquanzhongdelaobajibanchulai。

panyinianchongzhesuyingdianlediantou,ranhouchongzhepanzhurensonglesongjian,deyidao:“panzhuren,nikan,qunzhongdeyanjingshixueliangde。”

“你……”潘主任。

“panzhuren,jixujiuchanxiaquduisheidoubuhao,zheijianshidaociweizhiruhe?nimenzhengdunshitang,wanhuimingsheng;wozuowodexuesheng。bijingmashangjiuyaogaokaole,wohaidezhuajinshijianfuxini。”

“jiunineipochengji,fuxiyouyongma?”(98nianshi3+2)

“sheishuomeiyong?wozhiqianzhishijuedeneixiejuanzitaiwuliao,landezuoeryi。niyaoshibuxin,nikeyizhaojifenjuanzi,woxianchangdati。”

zheiyixia,bieshuopanzhurenhelaogaole,jiuliansuyingdouzhouqilexiuqidemeimao。

wukejiaqilaibudaoyibaifendechengji,jiusuanzaimengyici,younengduodejifen?

“找卷子让他做。”

zheishi,dongxiaozhangdabuliuxingdizoulejinlai。

dongxiaozhang,zhangdegaogaoshoushou,fusehuanglidaibai,toufagengenshuli,dapeizheganjingliluodeheichenyiheixiku,poyoujifenluxunxianshengdeweidao。

dongxiaozhangjingzhizoudaopanyinianjinqian,shenseyansudao:“xianshuohaole,ruguonidefenshudabudaozhuankexian,xuexiaozhaoyanghuichufenni。”

panyinianwusuoweidikaozaiyibeishang,xiaodao:“dongxiaozhang,niqiaobuqisheini?zhuankexiancaijifen?zuiqimayedeshi211、985neigejibiedezhongdianxian,caiduideqizheimedadeluanzi。”

“潘亿年!”

laogaohesuyingqishengjinghu,xiangyaoquanzupanyinian。

kepanyinianquexinxinshizudibailebaishou,“fangxinba,xiaoyisi。”

“hao,woshimuyidai。”

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jifenzhongzhihou,panzhurennazhewuzhangjuanzi,huidaolejiaodaochu。

panyinianjieguojuanzijiukaishidati。

第一份,英语试卷。

youleqianshidejiyidadi,zaijiashangoumeidongzuodapiandexuntao,zaihenduorenyanzhongkanbiwuzitianshudeyingyushijuan,zaipanyinianyanli,bixiaoerkehaiyaojiandan。

选择题,一扫而过。

填空题,提笔就写。

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kedongxiaozhangquelazhuleta,ranhoubadaandijilepanzhuren。

“zhei……zheizenmekeneng?”

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panyinianyouduolan,tazaiqingchubuguo。

shangke,fangdaodengzikanxiaoshuo;

下课,献媚柳依依;

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kexianzai,zheigezhazhajingranquandaduile。

zhei……zheibushichedanma?

“我看看。”

zheishi,14bandeyingyulaoshiliuyangzoujinlai,naqilepanyinianganggangzuowandeyingyujuanzi。

“怎么样?”

董校长小声问道。

laogaohesuyingyeyilianjinzhangdikanzheliuyangliulaoshi。

“quanduile,jiulianzuowenwoyezhaobudaokoufendeliyou。keshi,zheizenmekeneng?”liuyangkanzhepanyinian,neishuangxiaomimiyanyuezhengyueda,fangfoburenshipanyinianyiyang。

“liulaoshi,nimenyingyujiaoyanzu,shibushiloutile?”panzhurenzhoumeidao。

“bukeneng。niqudeshihou,womengangbajuanziyinchulai,daanhaishixianzhenglide。tacongnatoutiqu?”

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yingyumanfen,zheikeshitadexuesheng。

keyixiangdaopanyinianyingyukeshangkanxiaoshuodejudong,liuyangmeimaojiuyoudalalexialai。

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chuletinglimeizuozhiwai,qitaquandui。

dankanzheiyingyuchengji,panyinianjingranbisuying,haiyaoqiangshangyichou。

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zhishi,zheimoxiaoyi,quebeiwawatouheheikuangyanjingfengyinle。

jinjiezhe,shiyuwenjuan、shuxuejuan……

语文,111分。

数学,108分。

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benjiuxiaxiaodejiaodaochu,yishijianbiandeyongjiwubi,bieshuopanzhurenle,jiuliandongxiaozhangdoubeijidaolewaimian。

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“zenmeyang?zongfenduoshao?”

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“555.”

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liangde,zhongrenbuganxiangxinzijideerduoheyanjing。

meide,zhongrenmeifeisewu,henbudedashenghuanhu。

555分。

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zhei,haishizaimeiyouzuoyingyutinglideqingkuangxia。

ruguoyingyutingliquandui,zheiyoushiyigeqingbeimiaozi。(97nianqingbeixian580zuoyou)

weidu,panzhurenkanzhezuozaitayizishanghechadepanyinian,muguangqueyoudianfuza。

youjidong,youqimen,youshiran。

haiyoushuobuqingdaobumingde……hentiebuchenggang。

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5kezhenghao555,zheiyetaiqiaole。

tagaibuhui,kongfenleba?

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