第3章 只能挖他爹的坟了!

guanyangshangyishichiguanleshanzhenhaiwei,kanjianzheibaimianzhoushizaishinanyixiayan,danbuchiyoumeiliqi,zhihao“hulahula”liangkouhewan,saileliangkuaimantoujiuxiancai,fangxiawankuai。

guanyangqingfuxiaohuaerdetou,batabaoqilai,qingqingdao:“xiaohuaer,zaijiaoshengbabahaoma?”

xiaohuaerkantajintiangewaiwenrou,dahanyisheng“baba”louzhutabozi。

“ai!youbabazai,yihoubuhuizairangnimenniangerliangshoukule!”

mengxiangmeixiangshibuganxiangxinzijideerduo,zaicihuiguotou,yanquanerhonghongde。

guanyangxinyijin,baxiaohuaerfangzaidishang,jiuquqiangmengxiangmeishoulidewankuai,yibuxiaoxinzhuadaotayaoshang。

“哎呦!”

mengxiangmeitongjiaoyisheng,chadianerbawanshuaidaodishang,hedeguanyangshenziyijiang。

zheinvrenyetairuoleba?haimeiaidaonijiuzheimejiaoqi?

kanguanyangmanlianjingya,mengxiangmeilianyihong,qingqingbayijiaoxianqilaiyidianer:“haibushinizuowanhezuihuilaidade?”

zhijianmengxiangmeiyaoshangqingyikuaiziyikuai,xianranshoushangbuqing。

guanyangxinliyizhenkuijiu,ganjinlazhetadaochuangbianzuoxia:“nibiedong,wojinitudiandianjiu。”

mengxiangmeiyihuang,xiayishijiuxiangjujue,yixiazhanqilaile:“bubu,wozijilaiba……”

xiaohuaeryijingmalidicongzhuoshangnalailedianjiu:“jinizheige。”

guanyangganjinjieguolai,bamengxiangmeilazhezuoxia,yuqiwubiwenrou:“haishiwolaiba。”

mengxiangmeibiziyisuan,yanlei“badabada”dixialai。

zheixieniantashoudeweiqutaiduole,zheiyike,tayedenglehenjiu……

“nirenzhedianer,kenenghuiteng。”guanyangshuozhexianqimengxiangmeiyijiao。

霍!

zhei**dejifu,pingtanjinshidexiaofu,kandeguanyanghoutouganse,buyouyanleyankoushui,meizhuyijiubadianjiudizailemengxiangmeiyifushang。

“aiyou,baniyifunongzangle,wojinicaca。”

“meishier,woyihuierxixijiuhao……”

huangluanzhongliangrenshouchupengzaiyiqi,lianshangdoushiyizhenganga。

“congjinwanghou,wobuhuirangnimenniangerliangshourenqifu!”

tingzheguanyangdehua,mengxiangmeiyileng,miansejiaohongdedianlediantou。

夜深。

guanyangkanshijianchabuduole,chenzhemengxiangmeishuizhe,kangqiyibatieqiaochulejiamen。

zheijushentideyuanshenbeiyaopengjudengrenqifulehenduonian,suishuosong,dantayebushimeixiangguobaofu,taanzhongdiaochaguoyaopengjutaiduodeshiqing,duiyaopengjubujinlejie,haizhidaohenduoyaopengjudemimi。

jiuzaizuotian,tashangshancaisongta,zaishushangkanjianyaopengjujuekaitalaodiedefenmu,zaiguancailifangleyidabixianjin!

shentideyuanshenbushimeixiangguotounaneibiqian!

danyouyu,nuoruo!rangtayizhidoumeigandongshou。

errujindeguanyangmeiyoubanfenyouyu,chenzheyeshenwuren,taqiaoqiaomoshanglehoushan……

yueseruxi,qiuliangsishui,zhouweihenanjing。

yaopengjutadiedefenlicunzidagaiwuliulilu,guanyangnaoziliguolebuzhidaoduoshaobian,zhidaodemenerqing!

weibimianjiewaishengzhi,guanyangyiluxiaopaodaoleyaopengjutadiefenqian。

“吐,吐!”

guanyangzaishouxintuleliangkoutuomo,congjianbangshangxiexiadatieqiaokaiwa。

“huchihuchi”jixiatuipingfentoushangdetudui,guanyangbatieqiaowangguancaigaierheguancaibanerzhijiandefengxiyicha,shijingerqiaolejixia。

“砰!”

guancaibanerbeixiankai,yigunanwendeqixichongguolai,guanyangmeitouyizhouganjinwuzhubizi,xinliqueshizhibuzhudexingfen。

sheinengxiangdao,tangtangyigeshangshijituanzongcai,jingranzaimougeyelitouwarenjiazuzongdefen!

pashijueduibuhuipade,jiushiyoudianerquede。

下一秒。

“duoyoudarao,duoyoudarao......”

“ninlaogaotaiguishou,qianwanbieshengqi!”

“jiudangshijininneiebaerzishuzuile,sheirangninjiaoziwufang,rangninerzihuohailinlini?”

guanyangyibianqidao,yibianyongshouzaixiamianbala,zhongyuchudaoleyidieziyongsuliaodaibaozhededongxi,xintiaoyidun。

taochulaibokaisuliaodaiyikan,liangyanfangguang!

真不少!

nashoulichendiandiande,quanshibaiyuandachao,shuleshuyigongwushizhang!

“五千块!”

shuozhetiaoshanglaijingtidiwanglewangzhouwei,baqiansaidaowaitaolimalijuanqifangzaidishang,youbawachulaidetuzhongxintianhuiqu,zuohaoshanhougongzuo,huaichuaizhejukuanhuijiale。

haozaihuijiayilushunli,meirenfaxian,gandaojiamenkou,tacaizhongyusonglekouqi。

batieqiaozaiyuanzilifanghao,guanyangfangqingjiaobukailewumen。

“吱呀!”

yinguangliuxie,touguochuanghuzhaozaimengxiangmeihexiaohuaeryuanyuandexiaolianshang,niangerliangdoushuishule。

guanyangchunjiaoweiweishangyang,xianquchuyibaikuaiqianfangkoudaili,suihouhuanshiwuzisizhou,yezhiyouchuangxianengzangdiandongxi,jiubayidiejukuanzanghao,xilebalianshangchuangshuixia。

yuexiashaotou,tianjianjianliangle。

guanyangyijuexinglai,jianxiaohuaerhaizaishushui,mengxiangmeidebeiwoqueyijingkongle。

kanleyanguazaiqiangshangdezhongbiao,cailiudianlingjifen。

waitaomeizhaojian,guanyangchuanshangqiuyisazhexiejiuchuqule。

yigulengfengpumianerlai,guanyangbujindalegehanzhansuojinbozi。

mengxiangmeigangcongjinglidashanglaiyitongshuidaopenli,taiyankanjianguanyang,ganjindao:“nizenmeqizheimezao?”

“nizaishuihuier,woqilaikanniwaitaoshangxieshangdoushitu,xianjinixixi,yihuierjiuquzuofan!”

“wuliyijuhaiyouniliangjianwaitao,nizhaozhaochuanshang,biedongzhele。”

zheimedalengdetian,tazijichuandeneimedanbo,haiguanxinguanyang,gaodeguanyangxinliyizhenkuijiu。

shuoshenmedoushixude,haishixianqucuntouzhangtuhujiagedianerrou,jitamenniangerlianggaishangaishanshenghuobijiaoshizai。

tahuishendaowulizhaolejianwaitaopishang,wangkoudailisaileyibaikuaiqianjiuchulaile。

“wochuquyitang,nixianbiezuofan,dengwohuilai。”

shuozhejiutazhedabuzichuleyuanzimener。

mengxiangmeihaixiangduowenjiju,jiuyijingbujianleguanyangdezongying,zhengzhengwangzhemenkoudailehaojiu。

guanyanggandaocuntou,kanjianzhangtuhugangbaihaotanzi,shangqujiuzhizheyikuaiermaixiangbucuodewuhuarou。

“jiwochengchengzheikuaierrou。”

zhangtuhumiqibeifeiroujimeiledeyanjing,zuijiaodaizhexixue:“zheibushiguanyangma?”

“wozheierkeshibushezhangdea,nizhidaoguiju!”

guanyangtingchutahualideyiwei,shenmeyebujieshi,zhijiecongkoudailitaochuyizhangbaiyuandachao,rengzaizhangtuhumianqiandeanbanershang。

“这够不够?”