第1章 癞蛤蟆吃天鹅肉(1350字)

“啊~”

“我……我好热~”

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zuijiaodeyi,yanshenyinxian。

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“womeixiangdao,daotoulai,huohuoshaosiwoderenjingranshini!nihaohendexin,wozuoguidoubuhuifangguoni!”

tayanjiaohuaguoyidilei,erhouhuanhuanbishang……

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“zenmehuishi?womeisi?!”

“nandaozhiqianshizaizuomeng?”zheixiangfagangguonao,rumudeqingjingrangtahenkuaidaxiaolezheigeniantou。

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liangjiudechenmorangmenwaiyizhenzaodong,pangbiankaishiyouxingzailehuodenvshengfuhe:“shiya,nishibushishuaidaole,neishuwomenwuli,zheijiukaimenjinqu。”

kanzhekaishizhuandongdemenbashou,jiangmingzhuhuxiyizhi。