第2章 咸猪手拿远点儿(1752字)

neinanrendeyijuhua,zhijierangtadenaoziyinxinxiguozaierxianrudangjizhuangtai。

“woshenmeshihouyouweihunfule?”tanaoziyizhan,youjuedebudui,tashuodeyinggaibushishangyishideta。

dianguanghuoshizhijian,taturanyishidao,zheifangjianneiyuanbenhuangtangdechangjingyinggaizhengshimenwaicikebuguliyi,pobujidaiyaochuangjinlaiderenxiangyaokandaode。

zheishenzideyuanzhuhezheinanrenbeisuanjile!

menbashouzhuandonglejixiahaishimeikai,wuwaiyourendigu:“menbeifansuole。”jiangmingzhucaisongxiayikouqi。

neinanrenyoudishengfenfu:”kuaiquzhaogongjukaisuo,yaoshiwoxiaoshushuchuleshisheidandaideqi!takeshiyeyezuitengaideren。”

shijianjinpo,jiangmingzhulimasichuguancha,naliyouzangshenzhichu。

“你在做什么?!”

nanrendeshengyinxuruoquelingli。jiangmingzhupawaibiantingdaodongjing,yibawuzhutadezui,zaitaerbianeryuyifan。

tingwanzhihou,nanrendemeitouyicu,yanshenzhongshanguoyisihanyi。

“nidexianzhushouliwoyuandianer。”tayilianxianqidetuikaijiangmingzhu,jiangmingzhuzheicaijingjuepanghuhudeshouhaidazaitadejingwochu,gangadebailetayiyan,xindao,yaobushiwo,nizheihuiergaobuhaodouhunsiguoqule。

tashanshanzuokaihou,nanrensenhandeyanshenshexiangmenwai。

chuchenyangzhengrangyongrenqiaokaimensuodeshihou,fangmenconglimiandakaile。

chuyilingzuozailunyishang,mingmingailetayijie,pinideqishihaishirangtafachu。

“ganshenme!”tashengyinlitouzheyisibaoliyinwu。

chuyilingsuiranshitadexiaoshushu,danzhibitadalesisui。

tazixiaotianzicongying,danzishuangtuicanjihou,biandebaoliyinchen,yinqingbuding。

yaobushizheiyang,chushikongpazaojiushichuyilingdele,genbenlunbudaotamendafang。

chuchenyangwenzhuxinshen,shenqingzhejijieshidao:“xiaoshushu,yanhuiyaokaichangle,dajialaijiaonimeifanying,panichushi,caizhunbeipomende。”tabianshuo,biantantouchaowulikan。

“lingwai,yourenkanjianjiangmingzhujinlenifangjian,wo……”

chuyilingdongledonglunyi,dangzhutadeshixian,daduanta:“womeijianguoshenmejiangmingzhu。”

guanxuezaiyipangganmangbangqiang:“xiaoshushu,woqueshikanjianmeimeijinzheijianfangle……”

chuyilinglengyanxienita:“ninawei,sheishinidexiaoshushu?”

“woshijiangmingzhudebiaojie,guanxue。”guanxuehedeyidou。

chuyilinglenghengleyisheng:“wojidejiangmingzhumuqinshidushengnv,tanalilaidebiaojie。”

“wo,woshitajimudezhinv。”guanxueyingzhetoupijieshi。

chuyilingyiweishenzhang“e”leyisheng:“yuanlaishijiangjiabaganzidabuzhedeqinqi。”

“chuchenyang,wodaoshinamenle。xiaoshushushuodehua,nibuxin,zheinvrenshuohua,nidaoshixin。niliangshishenmeguanxi?”

tahaowugujididianpoleliangrendechuanghuzhi,chuchenyangheguanxuelianseshifennankan,bixiandilakaijuli。

“xiaoshushu,nibiekaiwanxiaole,woshiyouweihunqideren。”chuchenyangxiaodejiangying。

“wopamingzhutahezuilemeiqingmeizhongtouliujinnifangjianhedaoni,haishirangwomenjinqubangnikankanba。”

jiangchiliangjiu,chuyilingturanqingxiaoleyisheng,rangkailelunyi。

“haoba,neinimenjiujinqusouchaba。”weiguankanxidezhongbinkeyedoubeitaturuqilaidetandangjingdeyileng。

“buguochouhuashuozaiqianmian,ruguomeiyouzhaodaoren,wopingbaiwugubeinimendajiaoyifan,zheizhangzenmesuan?”

chuchenyanggenguanxueduishiyiyan,zixinmanman,“nideyisi?”

chuyilingmanbujingxindao:“zheiyangba,nidayingwoyigeyaoqiu。buguowoxianzaihaimeixianghaoyaoshenme,dengxianghaolezaigaosuni。”

shuowan,tabuchongdao:“dangran,huizaininengchengshoudefanweinei。niyaoshibudaying……”

chuyilinglengxiaoleyisheng:“wokeyaohaohaoranglaoyezichachajintianzheishi,jiwoyigejiaodai。”

chuchenyangyanpizihenhenyitiao,zhinengbiequdidayinglexialai。

chuyilingnuokailunyi,chuchenyanglimatuikaifangmen,zhongrenyepobujidaichaolikanqu——

libianganganjingjing,yigerenyingdoumeiyou!

tabuganxin,jixujiangshixiansaoxiangbanchangzhedeweishengjian,rumuchuyijiukongkongruye。

xiangshenruyitanjiujing,quezaiyemeidan。

“duibuqixiaoshu,womenkancuole。”tacongyafenglijichuzheijigezizhuanshenjiuzou。

guanxueyilianjingyi,xingxingdigenzaichuchenyangshenhou,zhongbinkeyegenzhemanlianshiwangdelikai。

jiangmingzhutingdaowaibianmeidongjingle,caiganjiangtoucongyuganglitanchulai。

huangluanjianfangmandeyigangliangshui,lengdetazhidaduosuo。

taxiaoxinyiyizouchuyugang,quehaishijiaoyihuashuaidaodishang。tingdao“pa”deyisheng,chuyilingkuaisuzhuandonglunyichongdaoyushi,feijingdejiangtafuqilai。

yifushitou,jiangmingzhumangyongshouzhezaixiongqian。chuyilinglianyihei:“nijuedewohuiduiniyouxingqu?”

“shoushiyixiachulai,woyouhuawenni。”talengshengshuowanjiulikaile。

jiangmingzhufue,wanle,daoxianzaitadoumeiyouyuanzhudejiyi,xianqiandezhuangkuangdoubulejie,zenmejieshi?

tayanzhuyizhuan,juedinghaishixiantaohaota,zaicongzhangjiyi。

duosuozhepishangyujinchuleyushi,zuichunwuzi。

tataitoukanxiangchuyiling,qiangxiandao:“nidetui,wonengzhi。”

“buxindehua,nikeyirangrensonglaijiyangcaoyao,wokeyichediqingchuwoliangshenshangdeyudu。”

chuyilingraoyouxingzhidezaitadelianshanglaihuisaoliang:“e?wozenmemeitingshuoguo,nideyishuzaoyizheimegaole?”

jiangmingzhuhoubeijiangzhi,haimeixianghaozenmekaikou。

taturanmouseyihan,“shuo!nidaodishishei?”