“haode，xiexielaoban。”
xiaocailiangrenbeilinyiguorendeyanzhishenshenzhenjing，haoyihuiercaihuiguoshenlai，zuohaozhihou，benxiangdiancai，jieguoquefaxianliancaidandoumeiyou……
weiyouqiangshangxiezheyixingdazi……
yatangtaofan，shiyuanyiwei，wuxianxurou，chibaoweizhi，dujuelangfei。
“只有这个？”
“只有这个。”
mianduixiaocaidexunwen，linyicongrongbupo……
爱吃不吃~！
“nei……lailiangfenba，laoban，yaodafende，wodaweiwang，nengchi，haibupang。”
小彩笑容灿烂……
“没问题。”
linyibingweiduoshuo，diantouqulehouchu。
nengchishenmede，zaizheiliquanranbushiwenti，bijing，tamenkaidianbenjiushiweiletugelehe，genbenbuweizhuanqian。
xiaocaidezhibojiannei，zuyoushuwanguanzhong。
kebuyaoxiaokanlezheishuwanguanzhong，zheishiwanquanzhenshideshuju！qiewangluozhiboganghuo，rujinnengyoujiwanguanzhong，yijingshiyixianzhuboxinglie！
tongshi，danmuyeshimantianfeiwu……
“tilaobanmoai，yushangxiaocaizheigedaweiwang，jintianpashiyaokuisile！”
“xiaocai，nizajiuzheimenengchini？haihaochibupang，xianmua！”
“moaigesha？nandaonimenbuzhidaoxiaocaimeicichizizhucandouhuiduojiqianma？xiaocairenhenhaode！”
“moaibumoaizanxianbutan，xiaocai，nengbangwoyaolaobandelianxifangshima？maye……haoshuaiyo！”
“jiushia，shuaizhalehaoba？laoniangdeshaonvxina……qiulianxifangshi，siliaodashangjiujiujiumeigui！”
“tongqiulianxifangshi，yaobujidizhiyexing，wolikefeiguolaigenlaobantanrenshenglixiang~！”
“piaowodoudinghaole，dizhini？！”
“kao，zhibojianshuaigehenduodehaoba？biruwo，nimenzheixiefupozabukankanwoni？”
“呸，你滚粗！”
很快，弹幕歪楼……
daozuihou，jihuqingyisebianchengnvxingguanzhongqiulianxifangshi，haiyoubushaoxiaofupobiaoshizhongjinqiulianxifangshi……
jiujiujiumeigui，yiduodengyushikuairuanmeibi，yejiushiyiwankuaiqianzuoyou，dequesuanshizhongjinle！
“这……不好吧。”
xiaocaidaoshituletushetou，youxieweinan：“taitangtule，zheiyangba，daihuierwomengenlaobanliaojiju，ruguotayuanyishuojiushuo，buyuanyishuo，nimenyebunengqiangqiu……”
弹幕……
“有道理！”
“xiaocaizuodebucuo，bunengtangtu！”
“ng，jiuzheimeban，kanshang！”
礼物瞬间满天飞……
xiaocaihenanpengyoujianzhuang，xiyuyanbiao，lianliandaoxie。
bijingzheixieliwukedoushiqiana！jiusuanbeipingtaifenzouyiban，yehaishengxiayiban，bishangbankezhuandeduobushao……
jifenzhonghou，liangfenyatangtaofanbeilinyisongshang，meiyouguoduoyanyu，linyiyoupaodaoyipangdaduner。
“weimeishibukegufu！”
xiaocaishunjianshencaiyiyi：“dajialaikan，zheiyarou，chulidehenganjing，meiyoubandianyamaodecunzai，kanshangqujiuhenshufu！”
“sezejinhuang、yourun，weidao……nimenwenbudao，danwokeyifuzerendegaosunimen，henxiang！”
“shuozhende，wocongmeijianguo，yemeiwenguozheimexiangdeyarou，si，renbuzhule，daihuierzailiao，zanxianchangchang！”
liangrenjiangshoujiyifang，kaishizhibopinchang……
“妈耶！”
“youdaolexiwenlejiandeduziehuanjie！”
“wotenianghaimeichizaofanaaa！”
“haihaowojizhi，tiqianzhunbeihaolepaomian……”
直播间一片火热……
“好吃！”
yikuaiyarouxiadu，xiaocaierrenshunjianluchujingrong，manlianhuiweiwuqiong：“henxiang！erqiemeiyoubandianyiwei！”
“bingbuhuiyoushenmewaisulinendekougan，danhenruwei、henhaochi，buniyebusaiya……”
“ruguoyaozhaoyigexingrongcidehua，jiushi‘poshi’！danque‘poshi’daolejidian，bingbuhualideweidao，quehuiweiwuqiong……”
xiaocaiyibianchi，yibianzuopingjia。
gengshirangzhibojianneiaihaoyipian，buzhidaoyouleduoshaoliukoushuidebiaoqing。
jinjiezhe，xiaocaiyoujiaqiyixiemifan。
“dajialaikanzheigemifan，kekejingyingtitoushiba？jushuozheishiyongyatangbaodefan，wochangchang……”
“ng……henhaochi，kouganwanmei，youyaroudexiangqi，quebuxing，zhendehenhaochi！”
“wobushuole，kaidong！”
jiandanpingjiazhihou，xiaocaikaishidachitechi，dongzuokansishunv，danjinshisudu，queshibandianyebuman。
yizhayan，zuzushidieyaroushiwanmifanxiadu，nanpengyouzaoyijingchicheng，danxiaocaiquerengranyiyouweijin。
haozaitaxiangdaozijidegongzuobianshizhibo，zheicaituletushetou……
“baoqian，shizaitaimeiwei，suoyichidetaijiu，buguozheiyenengcongcemianzhengming，dequehenhaochi，tiandiliangxin！”
raner，zhibojiandenvxingguanzhongquebingbumaizhang……
“haobuhaochixianbutan，womenyaokanlaoban！”
“对啊！看老板！”
“bukanlaobangenniji！”
“这……”
xiaocaiyileng，suiji，yanzhuzidiliuliuzhuan，henkuaixiangdaohuati，duijingtouzuochuyige‘xu’deshoushi，suijiduiyipangdadunerdelinyidao：“laoban，buhaoyisi……”
“zenme？”linyihuiguoshenlai。
“wochidetaiduole，jiuanyifenshikuaijiba，jiashangwonanpengyoudeliangfen，yigongyibaiershikuai……”
taquchuyibaiershikuaiqian，jiuyaofuzhang。
linyiqueshixiaozheyaotou：“bubile，shuoyirenshikuai，jiushiyirenshikuai，jiusuannichiyibaifen，neiyeshishikuai！”
“666666！”
“老板霸气！”
“**，zheilaobanshajiating？jialishiyoukuangme？yifenshikuai，haineimedayipanyarou，zaishenshizheidifangyijingshikuibenleba？”
“hainengwuxianxu，zheijueduishikuangzhumeicuo！”
“dashang，bixudashang！woshishenshide，mingtianjiuqugenzheibaqilaobanmianji……”
“什么面基？”
linyiqueshidengqileyan：“neidanmuwokeshikanjianle，shuomianjidenijiwodengzhe，mingtianniganlai，wojiuganchengsini！”
弹幕一静……
随即更欢乐了！
“haha，laobanyedongzhibo？”
“zhiboxiaoguomanfena！”
“老板果然好帅！”
“haoshuai+1+1+1！”
xiaocaiqueyouxiegangadao：“laobanbuhaoyisi，shanzijiangnipaijinlezhiboli，neige……ruguokeyidehua，nenggenniliaoliangjume？”
“可以！”
linyihaimeihangsheng，buzhiheshicongchufangzouchudebaozupo，queyijingdandankaikou……
xiaocaidenanpengyoulikezhuanyijingtou，jixueyaotexie。
“**？！”
“zheishishenmeshenxianyanzhi？”
“妈耶？！”
“她是老板娘？”
“nanjunnvjing，xianmujiduhena！！！！”
“chusheng，fangkaineigelaobanniang，rangwolai！！！”
“wotemekangezhibodounengchigouliang！ri……”