第6章 包租婆,我怀疑你在开车

yigechuangyezhihoubeisaodichumen,shenwufenwendecunzai,bushiluopoqiongxiaozishishenme?

ru‘laobanniang’,bu……yinggaijiaozuobaozupozheibanyanzhidemeinv,zenmekenenggentazaiyiqi?zheibushicheduzime?

他打心底里不信……

……

shuri,rishangsangan,linjiyatangfanquechichiweicengkaimen。

danyuwangributongdeshi,suirancikebushifandian,danqueyijingyoushushirenweizaimenwai,qieyizhiweicengliqu。

“shenmeqingkuangazhei?zahaimeikaimen?”

“nandaoshichaozuo?genbenmeizheigedianpu?”

“buzhiyuba?xiaocaizhiqianyequguobushaodifang,danfensiquguozhihouyedoushuoxiaocaidepingjiazhongken,tadekoubeiherenpinhaishibucuode!”

“xiaocaiwomenziranshixinde,dan……”

“zaidengdengba,huoxushihaimeidaofandian?”

zheixieren,doushixiaocaidefensi,erqiedouzaishenshi!

zuorikanguozhibozhihou,henkuaibianchadaolechengzhongcundedizhi,shiyizaijinrishangwubiangandaozheili。

kequefaxiandianpudamenjinbi,dengdaixujiudouweicengkaimen,yincidaduoyouxiebuman。

时间流逝……

haoburongyilinjinzhongwu,meidengdaokaimen,fandaoshiyouganlaileyidaqunren……

“**?weishazheimeduoren?”

“nimenyoushishenmeqingkuang?”

shuangfangjianmian,dangjidayandengxiaoyan,ranhouluanzuoyituan。

daobuzhiyuzhengchaohedajia,danyigexiaodian,zonggongyejiusizhangzhuozi,jieguoquelailezheimeduoren,yong**xiangdouzhidao,jintiankendingshi‘wufashanle’!

yifanjiaoliuzhihou,xiaocaidefensimencaizhidaozenmehuishi。

“yuanlaishikanleshipinzhihoubeixiyinguolaideren?”

“hei,neinimenkelaiwanyibule,zanmenzheixierendoushixiaocaidefensi,yidazaojiuyijingguolai!”

“meicuo,zheichidongxi,keyaojiangjiugexianlaihoudao,bukaimenlingsuan,danzhiyaokaimen,zanmenzheixieren,jiudexianchi!”

“没毛病!”

xiaocaidefensimentaiduqiangying,erqitabeixiyinerlaideren,huoshikanrenao、huoshixiangjinjulikankanyiyebaohongde‘baozugong’he‘baozupo’deyanzhi,danwulunmuderuhe,dajiajibendesuzhi,haishiyoude。

suoyi,bingweichuxianshenmeluanxiang。

……

“什么情况?”

“不知道啊!”

“zheixierenbuhuishiyaozhaobaozugonghebaozupodemafanba?”

“jiupingtamen,yegan?zanmenyirenyikoutuomo,dounengyansitamen!”

“de,zanyebiexianzhe,douzhuyiyixia,ruguotamenzhenganluanlai,henghengheng……”

fujindianpudelaoban,haoqizhiyu,jinjiebaozhebangzi,lengyanxiangshi。

dajiadoushijinian,shenzhishijiniandelaojiefangle,douhenshuxi,erqiezaizheizhongkansizaluandechengzhongcunnei,renqingweifanergengjianongyu。

tamensuiranbuzhidaozheixierenweizaibaozugongdedianwaiganma,danyouyidianbuyongduoxiang,neijiushi……

ruguoyoumafan,kendingzhanbaozugonghebaozupozheibian!

……

linjinshierdian,yangguangdula,bufenrenyijingbuxiangzaideng,beitaiyanghegaowenquantui……

haozaizheishi,linyiyubaozupo,zhongyudazhezheyangsanyouxianerlai……

shatanku、beixin、renzituo,linyiyishenqingliang。

baozupozeshiputongdeniuziduankuyuheitxu,zhangfapijian,jinxianheizhangzhidemeili,fenmingshijiandanchuanda,quezuyixiyinsuoyourendemuguang。

“来了!”

jijirangrangdewangyoumenshunjianjinghu。

“wotian,baozupoguoranhaopiaoliang,zheiyanzhi……wofule!!!”

“jing!benyiweishizhiboyoumeiyanxiaoguo,jieguoxianzaikanlai,baozupobushangjinga!!!”

“zhiboshipinkanzhebidamingxinghaipiaoliang,jieguohaishibushangjing,woca!!!!zhenrengengpiaoliang!”

“wuwuwu!laogong,jintianwoyaopanbianle,bushiwobuainile,ershi……baozugongdeyan,zhenbinigenghaoa!”

“nilaogongbushineixiaoxianrouma?”

“pei,congxianzaiqi,wolaogongshibaozugong……”

惊叹声不断……

linyiyuxueyaodeyanzhi,bingbuzhiyuyouchuanshuozhongneiban‘jingtiandiqiguishen’,danguizaizhenshiyuziran!

piruneixieshenmexiaoxianrou、danghonghuadanyijiwanghongmeinvshenmede,doufangfoyigemozikechulaide,kanshangshibian,kenengdoufenbuqingsheishishei。

danlinyiyuxueyao,quejuefeiruci,bianshidujigaodetongshi,yanzhihaichaoguoxiaoxianrou、huadanzhiliu……

……

“人不少啊!”

linyiyuanyuankanzheyidaqunrenweizaizijiadianpumenkou,buyouweiweicuoe:“jintianpashiyoudemangle。”

“挺好。”

baozupodandanpieleyiyan,bingbuzaiyi。

dangliangrenzoujin,zhuduowenxunerlaidewangyou,fenfen‘zha’le。

“lailailai,kanzheibian!”

“baozugong,woyaojinishenghouzi!”

“baozupo,genbaozugonglihunhaoma,wokaiwajiyangniya!”

“keyizhaogexiangma……”

mianduireqingdewangyou,baozupomianseqingleng:“yaochidongxijiupaidui,buchiqingbuyaodaraowomendekeren!”

linyigenzaibaozuposhenhou,xiaomimisongjian,shiyizhongren,zijiaimonengzhu。

“唉,无情!”

wangyoumenhenshangxin,quebingfeiwufajieshou,zaijiduandeshijiannei,jiuyijinggezipaihaodui……

baozupojianzhuang,manyidiantou,suijidakaidianpudamen,yigunaozhajinchufangmangliu。

linyizekaishizhaohukerenrunei,bijingzheidaxiatiande,ruoshibarenzhengzhongshule,yeshigedawenti。

haozaimenkouyouliangzhudashu,haodaiyouxieyinliangdi。

suoyijiusuanxiaodianwufarongnasuoyourenrunei,shengxiaderenyebuyongzaitaiyangdixiashashadengdai……

“zhudingshimangliudeyitiana!”

kanzheduanduanyifenzhongneibianyijingbangekongweidoumeishengxiatingtang,linyiyouyouyitan。

dankerenmenquebuhuixianzhe。

gezhongpaishedianneideshipin、linyihebaozupodezhaopiandengdeng,fapengyouquan、faweibo、fatieba、fazhibopingtai……

他们倒是开心的很。

kelinyiyubaozupo,quebingbuqingsong。

pingrili,yejiujiefanglinjulaichi,erqiedajiajibendouyaoshangban,zhongwuyoujirenhuilai?

shiyipingshiyicanzuiduoyejiuersanshifeneryi。

kexianzaini?paiduiderendouyijingchaoguowushi!

yizhimangliudaoxiawuliangdianguo,caijiangzuihouyimingyiyibushedekerensongzou,zheihaibushimeirenchi,ershishicaihaoguang!

lianwancandeshicaidouyijingxiaoshouyikong……

“xianxiuxiyihuierba。”

baozupoconghouchuzouchu,zuijiaoyiqiao,aojiaodao:“ele?woxiamianjinichi。”

“chiguozaiqumaishicai。”

linyi:“σ(⊙▽⊙“a!!!?”