“haonigedashacha，lianlaozideshiyeganguan，jintianfeidebaniderennaodaidachenggounaodai！”
jiangwangdachunshoujiqiangzouhou，lisanguiyongliwangdishangyishuai，shoujifensui。
“jiwobazheigedashachahenhenjiaoxunyidun！”lisanguilijizhaohuzhexiaodi。
liangmingxiaodiyandifanzhehense，fenbiexiangwangdachunyizuoyiyoukaojin。wangdachundongzuoyekuai，zaitamenkaojindetongshi，lvxianchushou，yijiaochuaizaileqizhongyigexiaodidekudangshang。
“嗷嗷！！！”
neixiaodifanyingbuji，baozhekudang，zhitingtingjiguile。
“zheidashachajuranwanyinde？！”lingyigexiaodiyanjingbaozheng，keyingshangtadeshiwangdachunyijizhangdao，pizaileqihoulongshang！
houlongshirentizuicuiruodebuweizhiyi，genbenchengshoubulexushiyiji，neixiaodiwuzhehoulonglianlianhoutui，kaozaiqiangjiaojiannanhuxizhe。
“made！wanyindeshiba！”
lisanguizhennu，meixiangdaowangdachunchushourucihenlizhijie，zhaozhaozhiming。
danwangdachunqingchu，zaifengyinweijiechuqian，yitaxianzaideshilibukenengtongshiduifudelesanmingkongwuyoulidehunzi。zhinengyijibisha，xianjiejuelianggexiaode，zaiyulisanguizhouxuan。
lisanguishenqianglizhuang，youshihunhunxiaotoumu，dajiadegongfujueduiburuo。suoyizaiwangdachunxunsuchuji，shuangzhirugou，zhibenduifangshuangyanwoshi，lisanguimengdixiangqianchuaileyijiao。
wangdachunbirangbuji，beichuaifanzaidi。
dengtazaipaqilai，lisanguiningxiaoyisheng，huidongzhequantou‘peng’diyisheng，zazailewangdachundexiabashang！
xiabayeshirenticuiruodebuweizhiyi，jihuyiquanjiuzuyirangrenyunjueguoqu。
“dashazi，genwoda，nihainenzheni！”
lisanguiniuleniubozi，fachugujiegegesheng。changnianhunjidixiaquanzi，suirantanbushanghennengda，danshizhanjingyanyaobiputongrenqiangdeduo，wangdachungenbenbushitadeduishou！
“呜呜……”
jiandaowangdachunbeida，beibangzaichuangshangdebaidingxiangkanzaiyanli，wubixinteng，yankuangdouhongle，pinmingzhengzhazhe。
“heihei，shaxiaozi，haimeikaiguohunba？meiguanxi，yihuierguiyejiurangnizhangzhangjianshi。”
shuozhe，lisanguihuangzhenaodaixiangbaidingxiangzoulai。
“biepengdingxiangsao！！！”
tangzaidishangdewangdachunzuiliquanshixue，shuangyanxinghong，fenlisihouzhe！
“hei！zhenyounide，haichengqiangni？”
lisanguijiantazhanleqilai，ningxiaoshangqian，youshiyijiaochuaizaiwangdachundexiongkou，zheiyijiaodeliqihenda，wangdachunjichuaifanzaidi，liandaizhejigenleiguyebeichuaiduanle。
juliedetengtongrangwangdachunwuliqishen，kewujindenuhuozaitayandifengkuangranshao。
kanlekanshijian，shiyidianwushi！
还有十分钟！
haiyoushifenzhongtadefengyinjiangyaojiechu！
“xiaoniangpizi，biejiaole。nijiushibahoulongjijiaopole，zheishaxiaoziyejiubuleni。guaiguaitinghua，womenkeshifuguoqiande，meibaipiao。”
lisanguilumianjianxiao，zhunbeishangqian。
zheishiyigexiaoditiyidao。
“laoda，yaobu？wandian**de？”
“什么**的？”
李三贵好奇问道
neixiaodizaitaerbiandigulejiju。
lisanguiyanjingyiliang，xiexiaodeshuo：“cao！haishinixiaozihuiwan。”
ranhoukanxiangwangdachun：“shazi，kannizheimezaihuta，neizanmenwangeyouxizenmeyang？！”lisanguicongkoudailitaochuyimeiyingbi：“yihuierwowangtianshangpao，luodaowoshoubeishang，wohuiyonglingyizhishouzhanggaizhu，nilaicai，caiduileguigeyoujiang，keniyaoshicaicuole，tangzaichuangshangdexiaoniangmen，kejiuyaobeiwomennongyixiae。”
taheixiaodejiangyingbipaoxiangtiankong，ranhougaizhuyingbi，xiaowen：“shazi，huahaishizi？”
“wozini**gebi！pei！”wangdachunzhangzuiyikounongtantuzaitalianshang。
“nimade！jingjiubuchichifajiu！”
“嘭！”
lisanguizhijiejiletayiquan，ranhoukuaibuzoudaochuangbian，silayisheng，jiubabaidingxiangdewaiyijisilanlebanjie，dabanxuebaidejifusiyibaoluzaiwai，haozaibushiminganbuwei！
“lisangui，woshaleni！！！”
wangdachunzhengzhazheqishen，wulunruheyebunengranglisanguidecheng！jueduibuneng！！！
“hai**ni。lai，jizheishaxiaozianzhu，woyaorangtazhengdayanjingxuexixuexiguiyedesanbanfu。”
lisanguizhihuizhelianggexiaodi。
xiaodilijishangqianjiangwangdachunjikongzhizhu，ranhoubalazhetadeyanjing，rangtazhengdahaohaoguanmo。
jianwangdachunjiliezhengzhabuting，liangmingxiaodibianduizhetaquandajiaoti。
“kao，haibulaoshishiba？”
“那就打死你！”
kandaowangdachunbeida，baidingxiangyanhanrelei，fengkuangyaotou，shiyilisanguitamenbuyaodashadachun。
lisanguihuoqiyeshanglaile，sikailetazuibashangdejiaotiao，niezhutaxiaba，chixiaoshuo：“xintengzheishazile？”
“laoda，nisidiaotazuishangdejiaotiao，yihuitajiaodetaixionglezenmeban？”youxiaoditixing。
lisanguisongsongjianbiaoshi：“zheishier，jiudetingshengyin。meigesheng，genge**youshaqubie？”shuozhe，tamilemiyan，shuo：“tayaoshigandajiao，neijiudasizheigedashazi，heihei。”
tingdaozheihua，benxiangdashenghujiudeta，dunshizhizhulezui。
“heihei，haishilaodadongkaiche，meigesheng，queshimeishaganjue。”
lianggexiaodiyeyueyueyushi。
“caonimadelisangui！zaijiwojifenzhong，laozirangniguizaidishangchangzhengfu！！！”wangdachunsihaobufuruandao。
李三贵也惊呆了。
“haoxiaozi，zuibadaoshitingyingde。xiongdimen，jiwoda，dadaotachubuleshengweizhi！”
lisanguihaishitoudiyicijiandaozheimezuiyingderen，haishigeshazi。
“biedatale！qiuqiunimenbiezaidatale！”baidingxiangyanleigungun，aiqiuzhe。
lisanguidunshilailexingzhi，lengxiaodao：“zenme？xintengzheishazile？xinga。yihuiernipeihedian，wojiurangzheishazishaoshoudianzui，niyaoshiganfankang，wojiufeilezheixiaozi！”
“dingxiangsao，biedayingta！wosibule！talisanguichongqiliangjiushigehunzi，tabuganyaolewodeming！”
wangdachuntaitouwangxiangqiangbishangdeshizhong，haiyouyifenzhong！haiyouyifenzhong！！
“nimade！feihuashizhenduo！batazuijilaozisaijinlai！”shuozhe，lisanguizaicipaxiangbaidingxiang。
tanlandemuguangjinshixieeyunian。
“lisanguinitamazhaosi！！！”
zhongyu，suizheshizhongtingliuzaishierdianzhengshi！wangdachunzhiganjuetineichongmanlewuqiongnengliang，haosishentiliqianzangzheyizhichenshuideyuanguxiongshou，shijianyidao，neiyike，xiongshouxiangshizhengkaileshuangyan，yigubajuepinideqishixijuanerlai，tiandishise！！！
liangminganzhuwangdachundexiaodihaiweilaidejifanying，jiubeiwangdachunyibazhangjichoufeichuqu。