第二章 给天王写首歌

ciriyidazao,lidadanjiupaqilaifanxiangdaoju,zhaoleyijianchengxindeyifuchuanshang,bapixiecadeyouliang,duizhejingzizhaolezhao,henmanyididianlediantou。

“zheicaishizhenzhengdelidadan!shuaiqi!zixin!”

“weilaidexiangjiangchaojijuxingma!”

suihoubazhuozishangdeshenfenzhenghezuowanxiehaodegedoushoujinleyigeheisexiaobeibaoli。

gangpaodaolouxia,xiangqumaifennuomichangfentianyixiaduzi,jieguomandajiederendouzaikanbaozhi,yilunfenfen。

“wodaoxianzaidoubuganxiangxina,jiajuzhendezoule。”

“byonleduiyihouzenmeban?zhuchangmeile。”

“ai,jieshoubulea,yihouzaiyetingbudaotachanggele,genbenmeiyourennengdingtitadeweizhi。”

“怎么就走了呢?”

“tingshuo5rikaizhuidaohui,woyidingyaoquxianchang!”

……

quanshihuangjiajuqushidexinwen。

lidadanweiweicuoe,zheicaixiangqilai,zuotianqueshishijiajuqushiderizia,meixiangdaochuanyuehuilezheiyinian,zheiyitian。

tayeshigekuangredejiajumi,dantashangbeizizaojiuzhidaolezheigeshishi,suoyitabuhuixiangqitarenneibannanguo,xianzaiyemeifakaolvtaiduo,dangxiayinggaixianshengcunxiaqu,ganjinchengming,likaizheigepinqiongdedifang。

shoushileyixiaxinqing,tajikailerenqun,dabaoleyifennuomichangfen,jiaoleliangchuzuchezhibenhuanazongbu。

jieguogangdaomenkou,zuowandehonghuangmaojiuchuxianle,lianggerenyizuoyiyoutongshijiazhuletadeliangtiaogebo,batadaidaolepangbiandejiaoluoli。

tianzhidaotamenshizenmezhaodaozheilide……

“李大胆,”

“nizongsuanchuxianle,zhaodenihaoxinkua。”

hongmaopixiaoroubuxiaodedingzheta,youshoubuzhidaoshenmeshihouduoleyibawangzhongwang,dingzailelidadandeyoucefubu,jiushigezhechenshanlidadandouganjuedaojianruideteng,zaiwangqiandongyixia,daozijiukenengcijintadefubua,hunshenliangsousoude。

yucitongshi,huangmaoyijingzaifanzhaotadexiaoheibao,danshiyiwusuohuo。

“nihaizhenshigouqiongde,”

“shuoba,liangwankuaishenmeshihouhai!”

“buranbieguaiwobaidaozijin,hongdaozichu。”

lidadandaomeihuangqilai,lijiduiqilexiaorong,zuowanyijingzainaohailifanchulezheilianggejiahuodejiyi。

“丝瓜哥,”

“dange,wozhengxiangjintianzhongwuxiabanhouquzhaonimenni,meixiangdaonimenxianlaile。jintianfagongzihejiangjin,wojiuxiangzhebaqianhaile。”

neigejiaohuangmaodedangejiushuo:

“shuodebichangdehaoting,nineidiangongzigouhaima?buguoyoujiangjindehuajiulingshuole。”

“zheigeyuenihaibuqingdehua,lixiyoudefanle。”

lidadanqueyangleyangxiaba:

“dange,woshenmeshihoushuoguohuanga?nizhidaode,zhiqianweilehaizhai,wolianyuanxiandefangzidoutuile,bandaolexianzaineigepodifang,henmingxianchengyishizua。nimenzaijiwobantiandeshijian,woyidingbashengxiade2wankuaijinimen。”

chuiniubidaozheili,tazhenxiangpokoudamayuanlaidelidadan,temedejuranweileyigeponvrendajinqushijiwangangbi,xianzaiyaozijibangtacapigu。guanjiannihetashuiguole,womeiyoua?

danxianzaimeibanfa,zijixianzaijiushirujiabaohuandelidadan。

“jiuzhongwu12dian,nimenzaizheidengwo。”

“zheikeshinishuode,zhongwuzheigedianbujianni,womenkejiudaopianchangqule,daoshihounikejiuchengdanbuqile。”

dedaozheigehuida,siguazongsuanbadaozishouleqilai。

“fangxinba,wolidadancongmeifuguorenheren。”

lidadanzhongxinzhanzhileshenti,pailepaixiongkou,shuodedaqilinran,zhenglileyixiachenshanhou,touyebuhuidezoulejinqu。

jintianlaizheilikebushiweilepaisheshenmemv,tayaojianyigeren,jiushiajoe,liudehuabushiquegema,zhiyaobagejiaodaotadeshouzhong,lidadanjuedezijijiukeyifanshen。

tadeshenhou,honghuangmaosimuduishi,yilianmengbi。

“youmeiyoujuedezheijiahuojintianyoudianbuyiyang?”

“脑子变灵光了?”

“shia,turanbupawomenle?”

“danwentishi,taqunalinaliangwanjiwomena?wohaishijuedetapianlewomen。”

……

?

henkuaide,lidadanjiulaidaoleliutianwangdedipan,gezheluodibolikandaoleguangcaiduomudeliutianwang,haiyouzhuliajoe。

32suideliudehua,neishuaidejianzhihuantianandia。

tingshuoyouxierendesaoweigezhejigonglidounengwendao,erliudehuadeshuaiyeshiyiyangdaoli,liankongqidoupiaoyizheshuaideweidao。

henduorendoushuo1989—1993niandeliudehuacaishizhenzhengdeliudehua,rujinkanjianzhenren,shizhendeyidianerdoumeiyoucuoa,houmiandeliudehuazhendemeiyouyiqiandeliudehuashuai。

yinweilianggerenzhengzaitanhua,lidadanjiubujinqudaraotamen。

liudehuajintiandexinqingkanqilaibushihenhao,zuozaimihuangseshafashangdetakanqilailianseshifenqiaocui,zhuliajoezuozaiyibian,dizhetouyibianfankanzheshouzhongdebaozhi,yibianzuishangniannianyoucishuodao:

“shizaibuxing,zhuidaohuijiubuyaoquleba。”

“wopanitaishangxin,bashentileikuale,nidouyigewanshangmeishuile,fanyebuchi,zheijingshenzhuangtaizenmexing。”

“jintianyebielugele,mvneibianwodingzhexingle,buruxiuxijitian,guolezhuidaohuizaishuoba。”zhuliajoeyuanlaishidanxinliudehuadeshentizhuangkuang,liaodedangranshijiajudezhuidaohuile,xinwenshuoshizheigeyue5ri。

“neibuxing,jintiandebagelule,mvyeyaopaichulai。fangxinba,wonengkangzhu,yehuabuleduozhangshijian。”liudehuazhilezhiyaoban,xiaosadihuilehuiyoushou,jujueleajoedetiyi,tashizhenjingyea,suiranxianzaihenshangxin,dantahaishizhiyiyaobagongzuowancheng。

tahehuangjiajuzaonianyiqizuoguojiemu,shizaibyonzhuchideyidangzongyijiemu《byonfangshujia》。sidixialiangrendeguanxihenhao,jiajuzongrezhongyujiliudehuajiangrenshengdedaoli,shengmingdeganwu,liudehuazongshijiaota‘huangbo’……

xianzai,zheiyiqiedouzhinengchengweihuiyile。

ajoeyikanquanbuleta,yejiuzhihaoshuo:“neinixianshuiyihuier,wandianwomenzailuge,woxianzaiguoqukankanmvzhunbeidezenyangle。”

ajoeyibianshuoyibianzhanqilaizouchulemenkou,lidadandangranbuhuifangguozheigejihui,lijiyingleshanglaizhudonghetadazhaohu。

“阿JOE哥早,”

ajoequezhengyandoumeiqiaota,taduilidadanzheigerendeyinxianghenbuhao,suoyibiaoxiandetinglengmode。

“模特都来了?”

“yijingdaole,paisheyinggaiyijingkaishi。”

“xianzaiguoqukankan。”ajoeshuangshoufubei,bukeqidizoudaoleqianmian,lidadanganjintieshangqu。

不能错失机会啊。

“ajoege,wotingshuoliutianwangzuijinzaizhaorenxiege,woxieleyishou,ninyaobu……”

lidadandehuacaishuoleyiban,ajoejiuyitaishou,zuzhiletashuoxiaqu。huanzuoqitarendehua,taxingxuhuijigejihui,danlidadanzheizhong?

“bukan,bielangfeiwodeshijian。”

“bushi,ajoege,zheishouqinggezhendehenshiheliutianwanga,nixiankankan……”lidadanhaishixiangduoshuoliangju。

ajoeshunjiantingxialejiaobu,haobuyanshidilengxiaodao:

“woshuonihaizhenshibuzhihaodaia,yebusapaoniaoniaozhaozhaoziji,kankanzijishishenmewanyi?”

“jiunizheishuohuadeshetoudoulvbuzhi,hainengxiege?”

“haixiangjiliutianwangxiege?”

“nizhendangzijishisheile?”

“雷松德?”

“李大友?”

“罗纹?”

“李宗圣?”

“林西?”

“黄粘?”

“baituo,nizhishilidadan,”

“niliangezuopindoumeiyou,”

“nizhishiyigebeinvrenpianleshijiwan,zaidatingguangzhongshangkukutiti,yaosiyaohuodesongbao。nihaixianzhenggejiulongbuzhidaonima?”

“jiuni,jitianwangxiege?”

“还写情歌?”

“你配吗?”

“nixianghuiletianwangcaizhen!”

ajoexiezheyan,haobuliuqingdechaofengruchaoshuibanyiboyibopaixianglidadan。

lidadanshunjianhuodale,takebushiyiqiandelidadan,genbenbuxuyaojiajoemianzi,tahaobukeqidifanjile。

“nizheirenzenmeshuohuade,pingshenmewojiubunengjiliutianwangxieqinggele?”

“niyoushigeshenmedongxi?”

“nibujiushiliutianwangdezhulieryi?pingshenmegouyankanrendi。”

“niliankandoumeikanguojiufoudinglewodezuopin,jiuganrucikouchukuangyanwururen。”

“nizheimeshuohua,diudebushinizijidelian,ershidiudeliutianwangdelian!”

“wojiuwurunizenmede!woshuodeyoucuoma,zheishishishi,zhenggejiulongdouzhidaodeshishi!”ajoeyehuole。

zheigeshihou,bangongshidemenkaile。

“ajoe,nimenzaiwaimianchaoshenmeni,zheimedasheng,guangtianhuarixia,tainantingle。”liudehuazhanzaimenkou,zhouzhemeitoukanxiangtamen。

“体面点。”

yuanlaigangcaidechaojiashengchaoxingleta,shijishangtamenchaodeneirongyetinglejuedabufen,zhengyinruci,tacaizhanzaitamengenqian。

lidadanyikanjingdongleliudehua,xinlitoufanerhuixinyixiao,tayaodekebujiushizheigexiaoguoma?jiushiguyibashengyinlagao,rangliudehuatingdaode,zheiyangtacainengtiaoguojoe,zhijiemianduiliudehua。

“nibagenajiwokankan,”liudehuaturanjichuleyigeyangguangdexiaorong,chonglidadanzhaolezhaoshou,shiyitajinbangongshilai。

“keshi,huazi,tajiushiyigepianzia,nikeqianwanbiexinta,zheijiahuonahuixieshenmege,tajiushilixinggongsiyidazade,zhengdongdaloudouzhidaotashishenmehuose,nirangtadaolouxiamaigehefanhaixianshidian……”ajoehaixiangzuzhi。

“bieshuole。”liudehuabaibaishou,youxiebuyuele,gangcaibushishuoyaotimiandianma?kanbuchulaiwozaibangnicapigu?renjiazaizenmechajing,yezhishaoyaojirenyigejihuiba。renjiashuodemeicuo,nizheihaishihuaiwomingsheng。

tadangranyebuhuibaoyoushenmeqiwang,zhenjiujuedetaodaobaobeile,danjiuxiangtapingshiyudaoguofenkuangredegemiyiyang,niqimayaomanzuyixiarenjiazuijibendeyaoqiuba?niyueshibumanzuta,tajiuyuenanchan,gengjiamafan,suoyimianshangdegongzuoyidingyaozuohao。

fanzhengyehuabuleduoshaoshijian,kanwangebarendafalejiushi,haibalierzhanle。

ajoejiuzheidianbuhao,qingshangbugougao,chulishiqingbugouyuanhua。

ajoezhinengzanshibizuile,danxinlitouhaishibushuang,xindaoliudehuajiushilangfeishijian,yihuierkanlidadanzheihuozenmechuyangxiang,yongjiaohougenxiangxiangdounengcaidaotaxieleyishoushenmelajige,shenzhibunengjiaoge。

erlidadanyijingzoujinlebangongshili,ranhoubazhidijileliudehua。

“wangqingshui?”liudehuadeshouzhitoumolemobizi,hensuiyidinianchulegeming。

“guoyuge。”lidadanganjintixingleyiju。

qupuhegeciyiyingjuquan,suiranbubaoshenmexiwang,danliudehuahaishirenzhenduidaileqilai。

xianshihengleyixiaqianmiandeqianzou,shouzhitouyexiafangzaidaolezhuomianshangqingqingqiaozhe。

xuanlvhaixing,jiushiyoudiantaifugule。

jingenzheyouchanglejijugeci。

“cengjingnianshaoaizhuimeng,”

“yixinzhixiangwangqianfei,”

“xingbianqianshanhewanshui,”

……

gecimeishenmedutededifang,danjiezoulanglangshangkou,jiuxianghezheyibeichennianlaojiu,xiangdangrunhua。

dantaipinghuanle,haishimeishaganjue。

“aha,jiwoyibeiwangqingshui,huanwoyishengbushangbei,”

“就算我会喝醉,”

咦!

liutianwangdemeimaozhongyuyangleqilai。

这歌!

turanfashenglezhuanzhe,gaochaojiushanglaile!weidaoshunjianbianle!qianmiandewunaihewenrou,doushiweilechentuohoumiandegaochaohesatuo!

词曲共鸣!

好一杯忘情水啊!

zhenjingzhihou,zheixialiutianwangjiuhentourule。

jianjiandi,liutianwangjiujinruyizhongwangwojingjiedangzhong。

一点一点的,

tademeimaojianjianshuzhanlekailai,ranhouyouzhongxinbiandeyinyu,tongku,satuo,zhanzhanzhuanzhuan,fanfanfufu……

gaochaobufen,bujingyijian,tadeyanjiaosihuyichuleleishui。

lidadanheajoedoumeizhisheng,zaiyibiantingzhe,danlianshangdebiaoqingquejiongranbutong,lidadanyijiupingjingrushui,yinweitazhidaoliutianwangkendinghuimanyide。

ajoezeshihetianwangyiyangzhenjing,yuanbenhaixiangzhedaduanliutianwangdeajoe,tongkongyueshouyuejin,tayeshizhuanyerenshia,cishitingliudehuachanglezhihou,shunjianyishidaozijigangcaijueduiganleyijianxiangdangyuchundeshi!

jiuzaizheigeshihou,liutianwangmengdizhengkaileyanjing,yanzhongjinshixinxi,zhiqiandeyoushangyisaoerkong。

“zheigeduoshaoqian,woyaole!”liutianwangzhijiejiukaikoumaigele。

lidadandezuijiaozongsuanluchuleyisixinweidexiaorong,ranhoujiujileyigejiage。

“五万。”

shenpangdeajoeyiting,limatiaoleqilai,zhizhelidadandebizipokoudama:

“haonigelidadan,juranganshizidakaikou,qiongfengleshiba?”

“你不如去抢?!“

“nizhidaoduoshaorenxiangjiliutianwangxiegema?”

“liutianwangkenchangnidege,neishinibabeizixiulaidefufen,niyinggaixiexieliutianwang,erbushibaichuyifuzheimechouloudechixiang!”

“neixiezhimingzuoquzuocirenjiliutianwangxiegeyebuguoshixiangzhengxingshoudianfeiyong,shenzhiyutamenbuyaoqiandouyaoqiangzhejiliutianwangxie,jiushizheiyang,liutianwanghaiyaoqiantiaowanxuan,jujuelehenduorendehaoyi。”

“niyaogaoqingchu,bushinidegerangliutianwanghongle,ershiliutianwangchanghonglenidege,shunbiandaihongleni!”

ajoetuomohengfei,bibileyidaduidaoli。

“你……”

liudehuaqueshituranyibaishou,daduanleajoe。

“wuwankuai,woyaole。”

“a?huazi,nizhei……”ajoejingdemudengkoudai。

“bieshuole,zheishougekendingzhiwuwan。nimashangzhenglihaohetong,ranhoujiaocaiwukaikaihaozhipiao。”

“liutianwangguoranhuiyanshizhu,goushuangkuai。”lidadanhuixinyixiao,“keshi,wonengnaxianjinma?”

tacaibuniaoajoe,laobanyoubushita,liudehuabudayingdehua,zijijiubunengzhaoliming,zhaoguofucheng,zhaozhangxueyou?doushitianwang,sheichanghaibushiyiyang。