第3章 你真是饿了,什么都吃得下!

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卧室里。

“呼!”

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“erzigangcaishuoqudayouxihaishishuoquxuexi?”

“去学习。”

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“yexuzheiyicikaoshichengjizhende**daotaleba。”

陈江河出言说道。

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老妈宋薇问道。

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tabushiyigehegedefuqin。

chenwenjieyebushiyigehegedeerzi。

“那是该努力了。”

宋薇尴尬的笑了笑。

…………

一夜无话。

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“杰哥,上学了!”

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“呦呵!”

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“jiege,zanmenbanshishiliuban,niqurenjiashiwubanganmao?”

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“我知道。”

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“……”

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“让让!”

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