第3章可以说我笨,不能说我丑!

“zaizheilia。”guanxiaoxiaotiqibeibaoxiaozheshuodao。

“xiuyaohuyan,nishoulimingmingshenmedoumeiyou。”nanzishengqidizhoujinlemei,nandaotajiuneimehaohunongme?

“shenmedoumeiyou?zenmehui……”guanxiaoxiaozheishihouturanyijing,nandaotakanbujian?

jinjiezhetayouzhuazhubeibaodedingbubadai,nazhebeibaowangnanziyanqianhuanglehuang,“kanjianshenmeleme?”

“nixiangsi?haiwurenganzaiwomianqianhuangquantou!”nanzideshengyinzhongdaizhelengyi,ruobushiguanxiaoxiaogangcaijitakanleshang,tazaojiuchushoushaletale。

“woyihoubuganle。”guanxiaoxiaobiaomianshangrensongle,buguotaxinlimeizizide。tajingranyouyigeshenqide、huiyinshendebeibao,taishenmileyoumuyou。anshuang!yes!

“nishuoshenme?”nanzicongguanxiaoxiaolianshangkanchuyisixingfen,yiweitazaiyangfengyinwei,shengqidizhiwendao。

“meishenme。neige,niganjinbayifuchuanshang,yigedananrenzheiyangyibubitide,tailayanle。”

guanxiaoxiaobuxiangzheimeshuode,taxihuanxinshangmeinanhetadeshenti,keshigangcaibandongtatuideshihou,buxiaoxinbagaizaitashenshangdeyifuxiankaileyidian,rujinyouxienanyimiaoshudedongxiloulechulai,rangtarenbuzhulianhong。

nanzizheishiyecaizhuyidaozijijingranrucilangbei,dengshiyanshenlinglidipieleguanxiaoxiaoyiyan,shengyinbingleng:“zhuanguoqu!”

guanxiaoxiaoshibushedezhuanshende,buguosheyunanzideqichang,zhihaoguaiguaidizhaozuo。

tingzheshenhou“xixisusu”deshengyin,guanxiaoxiaozaixinlitucao:“zhenshixiaoqi,laoniangdoukanguole,nihaiwuzheyoushenmeyiyi?”

ganjueguolehaojiu,guanxiaoxiaojuedechabuduolejiuzhuanguoshen,jieguokandaonanzigangtishangkuzi,yifuhainazaishoushang。

“sheirangnizhuanguolaide!”nanzibuyuedishuodao。

“guanjiandifangdoudangzhule,nihaipashenme?zaishuole,zuowangaizuodedouzuole,chulemeikanjian,qitaganguanwodouqingchu,woyigenvrendoufangxiale,nihaizaizheiliniunieshenme?”guanxiaoxiaojuezhezuishuodao。

“ni!buzhilianchi!”nanzidelianyixiazihongle,buzhishiqide,haishixiude。

“you,lianhongle?nandaonizuowanyeshidiyici?zheimeshuonimeiyounvyou?taihaole。”guanxiaoxiaojidongdikanzhenanzixiuhongdelianshuodao。

“niyaoganshenme?”nanziyibianxizheqianjindeyidai,yibiandaizhefangbeidiwendao。

“meiganshenmea。nikana,woweihun,niweiqu,zanmenliangxianzaiyeshengmizhuchengleshufan,burujiuyiqidahuoguoriziba。”guanxiaoxiaoyuekannanziyuehaokan,jiashangyijingjiandingguole,cirenchulepiqibuzenmehaowai,qitadoukanchengwanmei,jianhuiqudanglaogongbucuo。

“yigechounv,niyepei?”nanziedudehuachongkouerchu。

“chounv?wei,nishuosheini?benxiaojiekeshimaomeiyizhihua,zaiwomenyiyuanneiyeshiyuanhuayimei,duoshaorenxiangzhuiwo,wodoumeijitamenjihuini。”

guanxiaoxiaobuleyile,nikeyishuowoben,danshijuebunengshuowochou!shuobahaicongbeibaolitaochuyigefendihe,“pa”yixiadakai。

“a!”guanxiaoxiaobeijingzilidelianhezhele,bafendiheyireng,zhenghaorengdaolenanzishoubian。

“beizijihedaole?”nanzijianqishoubiandedongxi,benshihaoqi,zaikandaolibiandejingzishileranle。

yuanlaitagangcaishizaizhaojingzi,buguozheijingzishishenmecaizhi?weiherucidebiezhi?bineitongjingkeshiqingbianyeqingxibushao。zheidongxinalaide?

zheinvzijiujingshiheren?zenmehuiyouzheimeduoxiqiguguaidedongxi?taduiguanxiaoxiaodeshenfenyuefadehaoqile。

guanxiaoxiaoyikaishishibeihezhele,houlaitabusixin,youduoguonanzishoulidejingzizhaoleyixia:“zheirenshishei?zenmeneimepang?haineimehei?”

“niduizijidepingjiahenjingzhun。”nanzizuijiaoguazheyimochaoxiao。

“bizui!laoniangxinqingbushuang,nibiezhuangdaowoqiangkoushang,buranlaoniangshaleni!”guanxiaoxiaoqideyaofafengle,rensheipiaoliangguanle,turanhuanleyizhangyoupangyouheidechoulianyejieshoubulea。

“nishuoshenme?”nanzitingdaozheihua,yanshenlimabiandefengli,miyankanzheyanqianzheigebuzhisihuodechounvren。

“wo……”benlaihaizaiqitoushangdeguanxiaoxiaobeinanzishenshangturanfanqidelengyiheleyitiao,zhijuedehunshenbinghan,youzhuirubingku,jiulianmeimaoshangdouxianchulexiaoshuizhu。

zheirenneimelihai?kanlaibunengqingyizhaoreta。guanxiaoxiaozheishihoucaizhidaozijizheishizhaoreleyigehenniubiderenwu。

“wokaiwanxiaode,nibiedangzhen。neige,meishenmeshile,wojiuxianzoule。”guanxiaoxiaobazijidedongxishouqilai,tiqibeibaojiuyaolikai。

keshitaqianjiaogangmaichuqu,yikeshizijiucongtalianpangfeiguo,haizaitalianshanghuachuyidaoqianqiandexuehen。

“niganshenme?worebuqini,haiduobuqime?”guanxiaoxiaozhuanguoshenbukesiyidihandao。

“带我出去!”

“凭什么?”

“jiupingzheige!xinbuxinnimeizouchuqu,wojiunengxianshaleni?”nanziyoujianqiyikeshizi,yichushoujiubashimiwaiyikexiaoshujidaole。

“zhei……yetai……nitian……leba。”guanxiaoxiaodiyicijiandaozheimelihaideren,haipadetongshihaiyouxiechongbai,yishuangyanjingdengdedadadekanzheyuanchudaoxiadexiaoshu。

“guolai,fuwo!”nanzizhidaozijizheiyizhaoweishedaoleta,suixiaminglingdishuodao。

“e,e。”guanxiaoxiaohaichuzaizhenjingzhong,guaiqiaodizouguolaifuzhulenanzideyao,batalingyizhigebodazailezijidehoubeishang。

“nizhidaozenmechuqume?woburenshilua。”gangmaichuliangbu,guanxiaoxiaoweinandiwendao。

“chaozheshuyemaoshengdefangxiangzou。”zuoritabeitouxi,congxuanyashangxiazhuideshihou,cengjingditoukanguofujindedixing,zaizheigeshangudenanceyouyigexiaocunzhuang。

“nibushilu,ruhedaolezheili?”nanziyihuodiwendao。

“wonazhidao,wobuguoshihuijialushang,diaojinleyigexiashuidaolile。yixinglaijiudaolezheili。”guanxiaoxiaoyenamen。

“nizhidaozheishishenmedifang?”guanxiaoxiaotaiqitouwendao。

“tianyuandalu,songqiguobianjingdeyigeshangu。”nanziminminzuichunhuidadao。

tatingbudongnvzidehua,danshicongtadebiaoqingzhongkeyikanchu,cirenburenshiziji,shiourandiaodaolezheili。buguotashenfenshenmi,tayouxiekanbudongta。

“a?buduia!wo……”guanxiaoxiaolengle,tianyuandalu?neishishenmeguidifang?

buguotazhidaoshenbianzheigerenbujiandan,wanyibeitadangchengleyilei,huibuhuidiyigeshaleta?tacongmingdibilezui。