第5章 啥玩意儿?

“tainiangniang~”yubaoluohan。

“ei!zijiqichuangquzhaoniwaigong。”laotaitaidao。

weilefangbian,yubaoluodetoufadoushiyongzhangweidongguahuziyongdetidaojitide。

xiaohaisisuiyiqianbuliutoufayehenzhengchang,xiaoguangtoushenmede,hainengnaizhangyixie,yiniantigeyilianghuijiuxing,wanmeijiejuezhangweidongbuhuijizhabianzidewenti。

zheihuieryubaoluorouzheyanjingchulewu,fawolitouhainengyinyuekanjianximidehanzhu。

laotaitaicucaodedashoujitalulelumao,shigeshouzhizuoshuzi,jiuzhetoudingdehan,neifaxingganggangde~

zheijiuqihuoernengchumenle!

“waigong!”yubaoluochulehoumenjiucheqixiaonaisanghan。

“ei!”zhangweidongyingshenghuitoudao:“nixizongjiujiubaqishuizhenzaijinglile,rangnitainiangniangjinina,waigongbadifanyifanjiuhuilai!”

“e!”yubaoluoyingshengniutouyouhan:“tainiangniang!”

“hehe!”laotaitaizhualemashengjiqishuibangtanachulai。

yubaoluobaozaihuaili,guoranliangliangde,manyi。

laotaitaizhongxinbashuitongfanghuiqu,naguoqishuifangzaijingbianshangbagaizijitakekai。

yubaoluoyangzheboziguduheleyixiaokou,zhuyaoshizheibolipingkouzitaixiao,yalideguanxi,zhendemeibanfadakouhe。

“tainiangnianghe。”yubaoluodiguopingzidao。

“wobuhe,lengsousoude!”laotaitaiqishishihenxihuantianshide,danshibuaichiliangde,shuowanqishenquzaofangjitanawan。

“tainiangniang,nalianggewan!”yubaoluochesangzidao:“ketianle!nishaishaihe!”

“wocaibuyaohe,nimenxiaohaizihededongxi!”laotaitaidao。

“hema,hema,ketianle!hema!”yubaoluosangmenyuelaiyueda,yankanzhejiuyaokaishisapodagun,laotaitaimeihaoqidao:“xing,wohedianer。”

“xixi!”yubaoluoxiaomimibiaoshimanyi,bazijideneiyiwanheleyidakou,dalegege,youguduguduhewan,youdaleyidachuandege,guaiguai,shutan~

qishixianzaideqishuizhuyaojiushitangshui,qishizhendebutaizu,buguozheihuierheshangyikouliangde,dagejilingdagege,shuangduhaishikeyide。

“wannaguolai,zaijinidao!”laotaitaidao。

“buyaole,duzileng!”yubaoluoshuowanyouchesangzidao:“xizongjiujiu!heqishuilai!”

“eyo!haiyouwodefena?”xizongxiaodao。

“wojiushuoyipinggoule,nifeideyaoliangping!fan!”yubaoluodao。

“hahahaha!jinijiujiuwoduanguolai!”xizongdedesesedexiaodao。

“e!”yubaoluojiunazijidewan,jilaotaitaibapingdidoudaoganjingle,liangzhixiaoshoubaozhewan,xiaoxinyiyiquduanjibangmangchudisongtudexizong。

yibolipingdeqishuichabuduoshiliubaihaosheng,yejiushisanwandeliang。

waigongjintianyoupijiu,zheiyiwanjiubianyixizongle。

shuoshirangtaduanguolai,xizongqueshicalecahan,yingdaoletiangengshang。

zheixiaodongxizoululehaihuipingdishuai,bunengzhenzhiwangta。

“nihaigerouleya?”yubaoluoxiaoxiaoshengwendao。

tainiangniangnaqishuideshihoutakanjianle,yezhenzaijinglitouni~

“ng,zhenghaokanjianrenjiashoutandeshihouhaiyou。”xizongdao。

taqueshishichibaijiafanzhangdade,lianpiyegouhou,danqishiyezhidaonihaowohaodedaoli。

tameiyoudi,meiyouliangshi,xiangzhezijijintianzhuzailaozhangjianengchishangrehufan,suoyigekuairouhuilaiyiqichi,yesuanshidahuole。

“jikuaiqiana?”yubaoluowen。

“buyongniji!”xizongdao。

“daqi!”yubaoluomanyi,guoranjiubujile。

细宗……

tamenliangqianjitiandoushichixide,youyuyouroudeneizhong。

jintianhaigerou,neikendingbushixizongzijizuichan。

zhangjiadaobuzhiyuqiongdechibuqirouhebuqiqishui,chuncuishiyinweimeiyoushuidianmeiyoubingxiang,lizhenshangyoushizaisuanbushangjin,suoyimeineimefangbianeryi。

“baoluo,huiqudaizhuangbei!”zhangweidongnongdedachabucha,zhailecaomaoshanzhefengdao。

“shoudao!”xiaobaoluojinglegeli,baxiaobeixinwangkuyaodailitouyizha,pidianpidianhuijianazhuangbei。

tazhuayukeshihenrenzhende,haiyouyuxinyaocongmodoujianshenlutedimailejihuilaideqianshuijinghehuxiguan,zheikedoushijinkouhuo,hualiushiduokuaiqianjuzimaide。

suishuozhinengbahaizifangzailaozhangrenjialiyangzhe,danyuxinyaoqishishizhendehentenghaizide,lianggeguinvshuoyaosha,nenglisuojidefanweinei,tadoushijinquanlitigong,suoyiyubaonayubaoluochuandeyongde,qishiyechangchangnengkandaozhiyoumodoucainengmaidaodebijiaoxiaozhongdejinkouhuo。

jiuzheimeyigeyanjingyigensuliaoguanzi,jiudehaojishikuaiqian。

zheitemedoushishawanyier?zazheimeguini?

ng~nizijigeerzaobuchulai,neijiudehuazheimeduoqianmai!

bengguannikanbukandedong,jiudezheijiaqian!

zheibu,jiuyinweizhangweidongshuoyubaoluotebiexihuanquheliwaner,tajiunonglezuishixingdedongxihuilai。

zheidongxichangshijianshenludetiyuyongpindianlidoumeidemai,zhangweidongyiqiandoumeijianguo。

bazijishoushichengxiaoqingwadeyubaoluozhongxinchufa,doudexizongjianyihuixiaoyihui。

baoqita,zuochongcizhuang,yiluwanghetanneitoufengpao。

“hahahahaha~aaa~”gezhongjingxiandongzuojiyubaoluodoudejianjiaolianlian,ganglingbandexiaoshengsamantianye。

zhangweidonggenzaihoutou,baxiaomuchuanqingliganjingtuixiahe,jiyubaoluoshuanhaoanquanshengdesuokouhoujiurangtaputengqule。

“zeze!jiefumaidedongxishizhendehao!”xizonglalelanilongdeanquanshengdao。

“zheigenchuanshangyongdeyigejibie,daodoukanbuduan。”zhangweidongxiaodao。

“zheimeqiannijiuyoua?niganbuganzhanqilai?”xizongzuozaichuanshangzuokanyoukan,youduixiaoqingwayubaoluodao。

“nigetugou!wozaizhaohuangshan!”yubaoluodexiaoshenbanguoranjiuzhanleqilai,chayaoduixizongmadao。

shuidoucaidaotadexiaoxigai,gumozhezuiduosishigongfen,zhenbunengzaiduole!

“hahahaha!”xizongxiaochenggeershazidao:“nidangxinhuangshanyaoren!”

yubaoluofanlegebaiyanbuxianglita!

zhangweidongzhilezhichuanzhongjiandedilongxiaodao:“dengtashanghuolejiuyongzheige,yaobudaode。”

“ze!nimenkezhenhuiwan!”xizongzezedao。

“waigong,fangdilongxialai,zhaodaole!”yubaoluodao。

“ei!shishenmeya?”zhangweidongyibianfangdilongyibianwendao。

“wangba!”yubaoluodao。

“taixiaodebiezhuaa!”zhangweidongdao。

“xiaode!”yubaoluodiantou。