di1zhanglaihamaxiangchitianerou（yi）
“呕！”
yeyaokanzhebaxiaojingzi“cheng”deyanyanshishi，manshihuangbandedafeilian，yizhenzuoou，chadianerrenbuzhutuchulai！
这是十八岁的她？！
ditoukanbujianzijidejiaojian，yitiaogeboshenzhibitazhongshengguolaizhiqiandeyaodouhaiyaocu，liangzhiyanjingshengpazhanlelianshangdedifang，“jinzhang”daozhishengxiayitiaofeng。
taxiangkuyouxiangxiao，qianshidetakeshimeimaoyuzhihuibingcun，duoshaorenxinmuzhongdenvshen，meixiangdaoyinweiyichangfeijishishi，zhongshengdaozheiyangyijushentili。
而且还是麻烦缠身。
“feizhu，ganjingunchulai！”
yuanzilifenfendehansheng，daduantadesixu。
果然，麻烦来了。
yichangshuxideshengyin，rangyeyaoyinchenlelian，zhenggerendoufangfobeiyinyinglongzhao。
zheixiechouyatouguolaizhaota，ziranshiweiletamashangyaojiehundeshi。
是的，结婚。
julitajiehunderizi，yehaizhishengxiabudaoshitianeryi。
suirantapangdaorangrenburenzhishi，erqiejialihaiqiongkunliaodao，danshiquehenhaomingde，gendayuanlizuiyouchuxi，zuiyingjundenanrenyouhunyue。
hunyueshixiaoshihoujiupaoqiletamenmunvdezhananren，genzijihaoyoudeerzidingxialaidewawaqin。
houlaizhananrenyiqubufufan，tajiagennanfangjiadechaju，yejiuyuelaiyueda。
zuihoudadao，shenzhiliantamadoubuganzaizhudongquti。
一个天，一个地！
yigerenzhonglongfeng，yigedoukuaihuobuqidepangguinv！
ruguoyizhidouzheiyangguoxiaqu，daoyesuanshixianganwushi，keshijiuzaiyigeyueqian，pangguinvyebuzhidaoshidacuolenagenjin，turanjiuzizuozhuzhangpaodaolenanfangjiali。
shuojiranliangjiayouwawaqin，jiuyaoshuohuasuanshu，napatazheiyang，tamenyebunengsuibianfanhui。
gengrangsuoyourendoudadieyanjingdeshi，nanfangdefuqinjingranzaidiertian，jiuxuanbuhunyueyiranyouxiao，bingqiehaimashangzhaodaoletama，dinghaolejiehunderizi。
zhenggedayuandouzhakaileguo，jiumeiyigerennengxiangdemingbai。
pangguinvruyuanyichang，danyechengledayuanlibushaorenzhenduideduixiang。
yitoufeizhu，jingranwangxiangbazhanduoshaodayuanshaonvxinmuzhongdebaimawangzi，zheijianzhijiushiduiwangzizuidadexiedu！
jiuzailiangtianqian，pangguinvquhebianxiyifu，lianrendoumeikanqing，jiubeituijinleshuili，ranhoujiuyimingwuhule。
yeyaoshoushousixuzouchuwu，takebushiyiqiandepangguinv，keyirenyouzheixie“tiaozao”rounie！
yuanzilizhaoqingqingbeiqibagenianlingxiangfangdenvhaiercuyongzaizhongjian，yanjingliquandoushiduiyeyaodejifeng。
zheigesifeizhuzhongyubuduole？
yedui，tamendouzhaoshangmenshanglai，tadangranbunengzaijixuzhuangsile。
“pangzi，nishibushiyegaijiwomendajiayigejiaodaile？”
zhanzaizhongrenduimiandeyeyao，kanzheyizhangzhangxiluodelianpang，yanshenshenbujiandi。
zhaoqingqingdefuqingentaneigezhadieshihaoyou，zheixienianlaiyizhidouhenzhaogutamenmunv，danshizhaoqingqingqueyeshidayuanliqifutazuihendeneiyige！
tashibaizhangleyishenrou，danziquebilaoshuhaixiao。
wangchangdanfanshizaizhaoqingqingdemianqian，tashenzhiliandaqidoubuganchuanyixia，duitajianzhijiushiweimingshicong。
tashuode“jiaodai”，shizhitaheneigenanrendehunshi。
zhaoqingqingkanzhe“weiweisuosuo”deyeyao，yishenglengheng。
laihamayexiangchitianerou？
她呸！