第2章 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉(二)

di2zhanglaihamaxiangchitianerou(er)

“pangzi,qingqingjiewennihuani,erduolonglea!”

yeyaoduanzandechenmo,rangyizhongnvshenghenbugaoxing。

yiqiangenzheigefeizhushuohua,takeshilianpidoubuganfangyige,wenshenmejiushuoshenmede。

“jiemeimendoulengjingyixia,pangzidanzixiao,biehehuaileta。buguotazheigerenxianglaiyouzizhizhimingde,yinggaizhidaotazheizhongren,shijueduipeibushanglidagede。

胖子,你说是吧?”

zhaoqingqinggaogaozaishangdekanzheta,manlianqingmie。

yeyaoturanxiaoleqilai,xiaoshenghendi,henchen,lianshangdefeiroudouweiweizhandongqilai。

“wogenlidagedehunyue,shiliboboqinkouchengrende,weishenmepeibushang?”

jigenvhaierquandoulengleyishun,piankezhihou,gezhongjifeng,chaoxiao,kanzhetadeyanshenyourukanzhe**yiyang。

“pangzi,lidageyeshininengjiaodema?”

“pangzi,nishibushihaimeishuixingni?liboboneishibuhaoyisijujueni,haipanishou**xunduanjian。nijiubunengyaodianlian?”

“sifeizhu,nibuhuizhenyiweilibobodayingle,lidagehuizhendequniba?niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaoniziji,shenmedexing!”

......

yeyaoyebunao,zhishihendandingdezhanzaiyuandi,renyoutamenruma。

haoyihuier,zhaoqingqingtaiqileshou,manmashengcaizhongyutinglexialai。

“pangzi,nixiangfeishangzhitoubianfenghuang,xinqingwomendajiadounenglijie,keshineiyeyaonengfeideqilai。nizheiyangde,zhihuibeishuaidefenshensuigu!”

doushuodaolezheigefenshang,danfanyaodianerliande,yegaizhinanertuile。

yeyaoqueyouxiaole,erqiexiaoshengxiangdangfangsi。

lianzhaoqingqingdouzhoulemeitou,tazheishibeitamen**shale?

“你笑什么?”

yeyaoxiaogoule,chenlekouqi,taiqitou,bengaishiyishuangnuoruodeyanmou,quesanfachuyigushuobuchudeqishi。

“xianchiluobudancaoxin。”

suoyouren:......

zhaoqingqingyanzhuzidunshijiudengleqilai,shenzhihuaiyishibushizijideerduochulewenti。

“你......”

“nandaowoshuodebuduima?woyaogensheijiehun,shiwodeshi,lundedaonimenzheiqunsanbaguolaizhishouhuajiao?”

yeyaoyishengjifeng,xianrangenbenjiumeibatamenfangzaiyanli。

赵青青一脸的惊愕。

zheigesipangzi,jingranganmatashisanba?!

“yeyao,nibiewangle,yaoshimeiyouwomenjia,nigennimazaojiuesile。nizheiyishendefeibiao,doushichilewojiadeliangshi!

nixianzaijiuguixiagenwodaoqian,burandehua,wojiugaosuwoba,zaiyebuguannimenmunvdesihuo!”

youniangshengmeidieyangdesipangzi,jiranjilianbuyao,neiyejiubieguaitasipolianle!

yeyaolianshangyimoyinyingfuxian,yimumubukandehuamianzainaohaizhongzidongfuxian。

zheixienianlai,tajiaqueshishishoulezhaojiadezhaofu,kejiushizheiyang,tacaihuibeitamenmunvgezhongxiuru,nankan。

ertama,yeyinweizheiyangbeidayuanlidejiefangzhizhidiandian,gezhongwuyansuiyu。

jinguantazhidao,muqingenzhaoshushuzhijianconglaidoushiqingqingbaibai。

“我要是不跪呢?”

zheiyike,taduizhaoqingqing,haiyouyuanzilidesuoyouren,shizhendedongleshayi。

tamenguoqushizenmeyangnvedaita,wuruta,jiantatadezunyan,rangtashengburusi,xianzaitamenjiusuanshisiyiqianci,doubujietaxintouzhihen!