第5章 报告宝宝

chenshuosuozaide507,sirenqin,youliangbuzai,gujishichenzhezhoumoquwangbashangwangle。

“老何?”

chenshuochongweishengjianhanlesheng,limianyourenzaixizao:“nitamashuifangxiaodian,shuangxiurishenghuozhongxinbukaimen,shuikameiqianledoumeidierchong!”

“zhidaole,laozijiniliudian。”shuohuadeshiheyongyuan,genchenshuoguanxiyizhibucuo,“zhuoshangyouyan,zijinaao。”

zheixiaozishuangxiuridouhuiquqinqikaidektv**,dasaobaoxiangdeshihoujingchangnenglaodaohaoyan,zhengbaomeikaifengdedouyou。

chenshuomeishayanyin,jiumeina。

huanshilequanqinshi,haishijiyilideyangzi。

乱糟糟的。

jiandandasaolexiaweisheng,chenshuodeshoujizhendonglexia,shiqinweizifaxianzijiyoubatajishanle。

haoyoushenqingliuyan:diaodaishuiyiwoyijingxiadanle,nihexinnvyouhaohaoguorizi,yihouwohuiyigerenchuanzheleisidiaodaiqunhaohaoshuijuede。

“艹,考验我?”

chenshuoanmaleju:“nagexiaonanhaijingdeqizheizhongkaoyan?”

zhidaoduonianhoukaiqiao,chenshuocaimingbai,duifuqinweizizheizhongxinggedenvsheng,nijiudehendian。

yueshishanta,tajiadeyueqinkuai。

xianglexiang,chenshuotongguoqinweizidehaoyoushenqing。

qinweizi:【jialeweishenmebushuohua?】

chenshuo:【zaizhaopianchulaizhiqian,woyouquanbaochichenmo。】

fawanxiaoxi,chenshuobaqinweizisheweimiandarao,zhuanerdiankaiyiyiningdeweixin。

chenshuo:【weixiaobiaoqing,zaiganmani?】

yiyining:【zaichifan。】

chenshuo:【chifanweishenmebugenwohuibao?】

yiyining:【chifanweishenmeyeyaogennihuibao?】

chenshuo:【nishibushisha,zheiyangsheihuixinwoliangzaitanlianai,nixiangxiang,bierentanlianaihenbudeganshadougenduifangshuoyisheng,nizheiyanghenkuaijiuyouyoutiangoulaisaoraonide。】

yiyininghaishitouhuitingdaotiangouzheigecihui,zhuomolexia,mingbailehanyi,juedezheigecifeichangshiheneixiewunaozhuiqiuzhe。

女寝

yiyiningkanlekanshiyoumen,baokuojintianbatapiandaogaobaixianchangdeliangweinvsheng,tamenxianzaidoumaitouzaigezizhuoqian,buganhezijidahua。

jiangudebilei,wangwangcongneibugongpo。

yiyiningxinxiang,chenshuoshuodebuwudaoli,kanlaizheihuibujinyaopianguowaimianderen,shiyouyedehunongzhu。

yiyining:【wenhao,wenhao,neiwogaizenmeban?】

chenshuo:【nixianzaipaigeshipin,jiupaichisha,haiyouzaikanshenme,ranhoushuo,baogaobaobao,renjiajintianchideshishenmeshenmeyo,kandeshishenmemeyo,baobaonikan,zheigefanfantaihaochila~】

yiyining:【outu,outu,zheiyetaiexinleba!】

chenshuo:【woshiwusuoweide,chuncuixiangbangnieryi。】

yiyiningzhenzhuozaisan:【woshishi。】

chenshuo:【yuqiwubihuanyue,yaocongxinlibawodangchengninanpengyou,yangdianzinanyou,pinsaiborensheng!】

“....”

yiyiningshenxikouqi,fangxiakuaizi,diankaixiangji,diaochengluxianggongneng,shuohuaqianhaiqingleqingsangzi。

tadesangyintiaojianfeichangyouyue,shuyutianyufeng。

“baogaobaobao,jintianchideshisuanmiaochaoniurougaijiaofan,lasiwola,danhao~haochiya,gaitiangenbaobaoyiqiquchi,baobaonikan,jintiandexiafanjushizhenhuanchuan,kandaodisanshijila,baobaonichifanlema,tianqiyuelaiyuelengle,yaozhaoguhaozijie~~”

录完,发送。

shiyoumenfenfentaitoukanxiangyiyining。

“宁,宁宁?”

yiyiningtouyebutai:“en?”

“你在干什么?”

“完成任务。”

“谁,谁的?”

“陈朔的。”

yiyiningfangxiashouji,niutoukanxiangduimianchuangweideshiyoumen,baokuobatapiandaogaobaixianchangdenvsheng:“jiemeimen,woshizhendetanlianaile,erqiefeichangxihuanta,yehenxingfu。”

“suoyixiwangjinhouwulunsheizhaonimen,wuluntamenzenmeqiu,yeqingdajiabuyaopianwoqumougefanju,mougeshetuanhuodong,jintiandeshiqingwobuxiwangzaifashengdierci,keyima?”

pianyiyiningdeyigenvshengjiaoxurongrong,tingwanhoulikeshuo:“ningning,zheicishiwogenliunazuocuole,nifangxin,yihoujueduijueduibuhuizaifashengle。”

“womenyaoshitiqianzhidaoniyounanpengyou,naozihuaidiaocaibangxuechengzhongni,jiu,wogentashigaozhongtongxue,shizaibeiqiudemeibanfale,duibuqia。”

yiyiningdadubaishou:“meiguanxi,xiabuweili。”

“haohaohao,nibushengwomenqijiuhao。”liunayezhuizhuibuande,ranhouxiaoqilai,“ningning,nikeconglaimeiduinagenanshengzheiyangguo,womentingdejipigedadouqilaile。”

yiyiningtingwanshiyoumendepingjia,buzhiweishayouzhongchengjiugan。

nvhaizidouqijipigeda,nanhaizihaibudeduobeiwolikukuxiao?

nineigeqiannvyou,youwozheimekeaima!

xiangdaozhei,yiyiningnaqishouji,jianchenshuomeihuifu,dunshilailejingerfayuyin:“baobao,baobaonizaiganmaya,zenmebuhuihuaa,baogaobaobao,woxiangnila~~”

chenshuo:【goulegoule,zaihanxiaquhaizidouyaobeinigekongtouzoule。】

易宜宁:【???】

haosedenanren,fapeiningguta!

qinshinei,chenshuoshuangtuifangzaichuangweixiadezhuoshang,youwaifangtingleyibian。

yiyiningdeshengyinzhenshitaizanle,youqishikaitoudebaobao,tahaixihuanzaihualizuihouyigezituozhangyin...

哎哟,鸟受不了啦。

“baobao,baobaonizaiganmaya?”zaitingyibian。

“宝宝,宝宝..”

“nitamazaiganma???”

chenshuohuitou,xiwanzaodeheyongyuanguozhetiaoyujinzhanzaimenkou,zhennudewen:“nalilaidexiaonanniang,shengyinzheimehaoting?”

jueduibukenengshimeizi,buxing!

chenshuoyouzaifangxiashouji,shuangshoubaozhehounaoshao,yiranzide:“yiyiningzhidaoba?”

heyongyuanlenglengdiantou:“zhidaoa,xiaohuajibiedemeishaonv。”

chenshuotanlekouqi:“xianzaitashiwonvpengyou。”

“yiqianneigeshencaichaozandeni?”

“fenle,buguoshizhongjiuchanwo。”

heyongyuanqidehunshenfazhan,yaoyaqiechi:“nitamazhengaisia!”

mingzhoudaxuedetiebayuanbenfalehaoduogaobaidetiezi,danhenkuaijiudoubeishanguangle,yiyininghexueshenghuiguanlitiebaderenguanxibucuo,weilejiangdiyingxiang,teyiqubaituolerenjia。

suoyihenduoxueshenggenbenbuzhidaozaoxieshihoufashenglesha,baokuoheyongyuan。

“wojiuxilegezao,tajiubaobao,baobaodehanshangle?”

heyongyuanqidedianshanggenyan,tuoqichenshuo:“wogennishuo,nixiaozizheimewufengxilianjiehuichuwentide,zheiyang,nibataguimiweixinjiwo,wobangnipangqiaoceji,datingyiyiningdexinlixiangfa。”

你那是想帮我吗?

chenshuodiantou:“xing,yiyiningyougeguimirouhuhudechaokeai,wobangniwenwentazuijinyoumeiyoulianaidexiangfa。”

heyongyuanjidongwubi:“zhendima,wozuixihuanrouhuhudenvhaizile,tayoumeiyouyibaijin?”

“说少了。”

“120jin?**,zheitamadbeidadia!”

chenshuohexuyixiao:“zheihuishishuofanle,210jin。”

“zheigelianaiyebushifeitanbukede。”heyongyuanlengjinglexialai。

chenshuolengxiaolesheng:“tamadejiuzhidaoyimaoquren,wanyirenjiaxinlingmeini,ninengbunengyoudianneihan?”

“那你咋不追?”

“woshengxialaijiuxihuanfuqiandenvren。”

“cao,shuozhengshi。”heyongyuanxilekouyan:“wanshanggenwoyiqiqu**ba,zuijinwojiudianliquefuwuyuan。”

shuozhe,heyongyuanchongchenshuojimeinongyan:“gongzitinggaode,erqieshuobudinghuiyouyanyuyo,shangklidemeizidoukehaokanle,erqiepubianqueai,zanmenjidianguanhuai,shuobudingnengbaishuini,heiheihei~~”

chenshuozhoumei:“wodangchujiuquannibiequneizhongdifang**,sanguanhuibeidaiwaide,neizhongzhizuijinmidifangchulaidenvrennengchuma,qingxingyidiana,hundan!”

heyongyuanshanshanyixiao:“wozheibushixiangrangnibangmangma,aiyaduibuqiduibuqi...”

“jiuzheiyicia,xiabuweili。”chenshuonaqiwaitao:“hailengzheganma,zoua。”

“jinwanyaoshimeibaipiaodao,laozinongsini。”