第三章:瘸子与新娘

“什么!!”

taotiannuyizaicicongchenyangshenshangbaofachulai,taxiangqilaile,zijiqudidoudeqianyiwan,tongshishizuolezuihoudedaobie,meixiangdaotajingranjiuzaineiyiyehuaishanglezijidehaizi。

“xiaopengyou,nijiaoshenmemingzi。”chenyangshenziweiweizhandou,shangqiandunzaidishang,wenzhezijideerzi。

“我叫小杂种。”

“sheijiniqidezheigepomingzi?!”

“zuzujiwoqude,tashuowoshiyegouliuxiadeniezhong,zhipeijiaozheigemingzi。”xiaonanhaiyanjingzhabazhabade,tongshishenchulexiaoshou,“shushuniyoumeiyouqingjianya,meiyouqingjianbunengjinde。”

erzidehua,zizizhuxin,chenyangdexinfangfobeipianpiansikai。

tashangqianbaoqizijideerzishuo:“nijiushishushudeqingjian,shushudainijinqu。”

“buyaoya!”xiaonanhaihaipadezhengzhaleqilai,“diedieshuowozhinengzaiwaimianzuokanmengou,bunengjindatangde。”

“谁是你爹?”

“jiushita。”xiaonanhaizhizhejiehunzhaoshangdelaoquezishuo,“nainaijiaowohantadie。”

chenyangdeshuangyandoubiandexuehong,xinzhongdenuyisihuyaohuaweishizhi,zhouweidekongqidoubiandezhuoreqilai。

danzheixietazijibingbuzhidao,xianzaidetazhiganjuezijikuiqianlaopohaizitaiduole。

tameiyoufangxiaerzi,ershiduizhetashuo:

“genwojinqu,daihuierwojiaotaguixiaguannijiaodie!”

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yucitongshi,tianlongdajiudianneibu。

bashisuidelaotaijunheguizhimanmianchunguangdegaozuotingtangzhishang,tashenqianjiushizhengzhunbeizoushanghunlitaideyiduixinren。

zuozailaotaijunzuoyoudejiushitadelianggeerzi,zhangziheyongming,ciziheyongxiao。

yaoshuozheihejiayesuanqiguai,laotaijunzheiyibeishenglelianggeerzi,erzheilianggeerzipianpianzhiyoulaodayijiayouyigenver,erciziheyongxiaodelaopobunengshengyu,lingyangdeheshishi。

zhengshiyinweizheicengguanxi,laotaijunyizhibudaijianheyongxiaoyijia,gengbuzenmexihuanheshishi。

“yongxiao。”laotaijunzhuanguotoumiandaixisedeshuodao,“nijianverzhongyudongshile,congzheigeyueqi,jiazujinimenjiadefenhongcong5%tigaodao20%。”

ranerheyongxiaoquebingbuhuidazijimuqindehua,zhishimenmenbuledezaineilihejiu,tongshiyanjingruhuobandedingzheneigelaoquezi,yejiushizijidexinnvxu。

zheigenvxu,bitazheigelaozhangrendoudaliangsui。

zheiyaoshiguolemen,gaizenmechenghu?

tatanleyikouqi,danfanzijizhengqidian,doubuzhiyurangnverchengweijiazuliyidexishengpin。

heyongxiaopangbiandelaopokandaozijizhangfuzheiyangzi,ganjinqialeqiatadedatui,ranhoupeizhexiaolianduilaotaijunshuo:

“ma,duokuinigenwangjiayouguanxi,anpailezheimenqinshi,shishizheixiazhongyuzhaodaolehaodeguisu。”

“weilenimenzheiyijiazi,wokeshicaosuilexin。”laotaijuntanzheqishuo,“zhiqianshishizhaodeneitiaogueryegouchenyang,kebawomenhejiademianzidoudiuguangle!”

shuoqichenyangzheigewonangfei,yijiarendeliansedoubutaihaokan。

“nainai,sanxilinmenderizi,bietizheixieshierle,laisunerjingninyibei,zhuninfurudonghai,shoubinanshan!”

zheishihou,daerzijiadejinguixulinzianzhanqilai,jishidehuanheleqifen。

“haishiziandongshi。”laotaijunxiaozhehuiyingdao,:“zheirenbiren,qisiren,nikanrenjiaziantongyangnianjiqingqing,chuguoxueyihuilai,xianzaiyijingshijiangchengzuichumingdeyishizhiyile。”

“buguozian,nishuosanxilinmen,zheinaliduoleyixichulaini?”

“zheidisanxima。”linzianmiandaijiaoaozhiseshuodao,“jiushineiweidarenwudenghuieryaolaijinainaizhushou!”

“mofeinishuodeshi...”

“dui,jiushizuijinquanchengqidaideneiweizhanshen!jiafudangnianhetayouxiejiaoqing,zheicizhanshenhuijiangcheng,jiushunbianlaikankan。”

laotaijunyitingzhanshenzheiyangdedarenwuyaolai,dunshixiaodedoukuaihebulongzuile。

zhanshenneishishenmejibiederenwu,guangshinengchuxianzaitahejiadeyanxishang,jiushiyifenmodademianzi。

面子!

mianzikedijinshanyinhai,youlezheifenjiachi,hejiajinshengjiangchengdingjishijia,zhirikedai!

“haishiziannengganya。”laotaijunmanyanxiaoyidegantanzhe,zheiwuxingzhongheganggangtiqideneiweifeiwunvxu,xingchenglexianmingdeduibi。

“zhanshenshenmeshihounengdao,zianniyaobuqujieyixia?”laotaijunyoushuodao。

“yinggaimashangjiudaole,zhanshendexingzongdoushijimi,wokongpajiebudaota。”

zheishihou,xianchangdedengguanganlexialai,shenshengdehunlijinxingquxiangqi,xinlangxinnianggaishangtaile。

wangquezizhuaizheheshishidegebo,yiqueyiguaidezoudaolewutaizhongyang。