第五章:叫爹

changzhongderentingdaochenyangfangxiadehua,jieshilengleyimiao,ranhoubaofachuhongtangdaxiao。

“haha,jiuzheifeiwu,chadiandouyaoshangjieyaofandejiahuo,haiyaoqiangwanggedexinniang?”

“daihuieryouhaoxikange。”

erbeichenyangzhizhedewangquezi,cishimiansebushandeconghunlitaishangzouxialai,xinlidaweiguanghuo。

taheheshishixiangqinyouyinianduole,buzhidaojihejiasaileduoshaoqian,songleduoshaoli,queshilianheshishideshoudoumeipengyixia。

yankanjintianjiuyaobaodemeirengui,jieguomaochuzheimeyigechenyang。

还敢说拿他开刀?

晦气,真晦气!

tayiqueyiguaidechaochenyangzouqu,buziyuelaiyueji。

kanzheijiashi,jingranshiyaodangzhongbaozouchenyangyidun。

guanglunshenbaner,shengaobuzuyimiwudewangquezinalinengshichenyangdeduishou,danwangquezirendingchenyangbuganhaishou。

tanazhishouganhaishou,mashangjiujiaorendaduantanazhishou!

yankanliangrenjiuyaoqichongtu,laotaijunjideyichuguaizhang:

“kuaiqulanzhutamena,daihuierbeizhanshenzhuangjian,liandoudiuguangle!”

heyongxiaogenbenbudong,daerziheyongminghedasao,haiyouchenyangdezhangmuniangxianpaoleguoqu,gezailiangrenzhongjian。

heyongmingyijiaganjinduiwangquezipeilidaoqian,jiaotaxiaoxiaohuo。

erzhangmuniangzenuchizhechenyang:

“youniangshengmeiniangyangdeguer,nihaihuilaiganshenme!ganjingunya,biefangaiwonverdaxirizi!”

chenyangbingbushengqi,zhishidandandeshuo:“wohuilai,jinizhaogecengsunzi。”

曾孙子?

zhangmuniangyishimeitingdongshenmeyisi,erchenyangchaohouyipaishou。

baishabaozhechenyangdeerzizoulejinlai,haijixiaojiahuomailekebangbangtang。

tadejiaobuhenqing,danzaizhongrenerzhongquezhongruleiming。

“白爷!”

wangquezijinghuchuletademingzi。

zhenshoushi,yiyanyiyu,zukeyidingyanqianzheixiexiaoshijiadeshengsi。

hejiazaijiangchengzhishigeerliushijia,yibanshiqingbudaozhenshoushizheiyangdedarenwude,xianzaibaishaxianshen,zhiyouyizhongkeneng。

shangmianneiweigengdaderenwu,mashangjiuyaolaile!

laotaijunmashangqinziqishen,shangqiangenbaishawenhao。

danshitayikandaobaishahuailibaodehaizi,jingranshineigexiaozazhong,dunshidajing。

“bai...baizhenshou,zheihaizibaobude,butaijili。”laotaijunyibianpeizhexiao,yibianxiangyaojieguohaizi。

ranerbaishashouweiweiyipian,meitouyizhou,yigexiaoxiaodedongzuo,jiuranglaotaijundedongzuoyingshengshengdedingzaileneili,shengparenaolezheiweidarenwu,danyoubaisibudeqijie,taweishenmehuibaozhexiaozazhong。

bijinghejiagenzheiweigaogaozaishangdezhenshoushimeiyourenhewanglai,gaopanbuqi。

danyaoshuochangzhongsheigenbaizhenshouzuishuxi,haishiwangquezi。

wangjialongduanlejiangchengdeguanggaoxingye,meiciyudaochaodaxingxuanchuanhuodongdeshihou,shengbudoushibaguanggaoyewujiaojitamenjiade,zheiwangqueziyeyincideyihebaishachiguojicifan。

“yo,baiye,ninyaolaicanjiawodehunli,tiqiandashengzhaohuya,wogaijiaorenqujienin。”wangquezixiaozheshangqiantaohaobaisha。

danbaishahaishimeishuohua,zhishikanzhechenyang。

zhanshenjiuzaipangbian,tanaganchongbandiandalao?

xianzaitakansiyifugaoshenmocedeyangzi——qishixinlihuangdeyipi,dongdoubugandong,shengpazuocuoleshi......

chenyangyongyanshenweiweishiyiletayixia。

baishaxinlingshenhui,weiweifangchuzijideqichang,turanwendaomianqiandewangquezi。

“wangquezi,niweishenmezongguanwojiaobaiye?”

“ninyijuhuajiunengjuedingwomenwangjiajiniandeyingshou,wozheigewanbei,hanninyishengye,heshi,heshidehen!”

“e,neiwojiushiniyeye?”

“对,爷爷好!”

baishabahuailidexiaojiahuofangxialai,youyoudeshuo:

“neizhenghao,wogangcaizaiwaimianrenlegeganerzi。”

wangquezilianshangturanyizhi,ganjuezijihaoxiangzuanjinleyigetaoerli。

baishabaxiaojiahuowangqianyitui,xiaozheduiwangquezishuo:

“来,叫他爹。”