第四章 李三的悲惨过去(2)

tianyouyinyun,bujianriguang。

yigebuqiyandepozhuangyuanzhong。

banmibanxingzhijian,buzhishizaizuomeng,haijinjinzhishilisannaozilizaihuixiangzheguoqudeyigegepianduanhuamian:

“jizhu,buyaohuang,buyaojinzhang,yaoduizijiyouxinxin。nitoulanshijianjueyixiejiuhao。”

lisandenvpengyoushilanqiujiaolian,tingzhetazijinvpengyoudeyueqiangdiao,lisanfaneryuejuedezijideshouganshengying,tatizhishengaodengtiaojiansuihao,danshibijingyejiushiweilezhuinvyouzheicailailianlelianggexingqidelanqiueryi,toulanxinlizongshihenmeidi,jichuhaishitaicha。

zuihouyilisandedakongxinqiuzhongjie。

女友失控咆哮:

“niyadebaixialelaoniangdequanxintouru,jianzhibunengren!jinwanwoliansiniwo!”

“buyaoleba!womenkangedianying,yiqiquchigefanfanshenmedebuhaome?”

lisanruoruoqiejianjiandeyongshouzhidianlediannvyou,taohaoyixiao。

nvyouturantiantianyixiao,shouzhiqingroutiaodoudegoulegou:

“niguolaima~,kuaidianya!”

lisankaojin,nvyouyimiaobianlian,gaotiaodedazhangtuifeiqi:

“nigechuizixiangdemei!”

“啊~!”……

“wodingzhengliangge,guhaidingbaoyu,zhaoluojiaojilisan!”

lumingfenpeileyixiagenfangduixiang。

zainvyouqidaidemuguangzhizhong,lisanduishanglezhaoluo。

lisanfaxianzijideshengaogaoduifangyitou,mingxianjiduifangzaochengleyidingdeyapogan。

(wodegaodayijingzhenshezhuleduifang,zheibawenying!)

lisanyilengshenzhijian,zijimianqiankandezhaoluoyijingpaochulekongwei。

yizhiliuyizheqiuchangzhuangkuangdezhengliangshouzhizhangkai,jiangqiuchizaixiongqian。

tayongsihuhenyoudanxingdeshouwan,jiangqiudiyishijianjiupaojilezhaoluo,meirenzudangdezhaoluozhijietiaotou。

“hua!”lanqiudongchuanlanwang。

lumingpaileyibalisandexiong:

“liuyizhaoluo,bierangtalikailenideshixian!”

nvyoulianzhaohanshuang,numurudian,dao:

“liheisan!zaiganshuqiunijiudengzhehuimieba~!”

lisanhunshendaleyigejiling,zhuyilibaifenzhiyibaiershidetileqilai。

qiucongzhaoluoshouzhongchuanjilezhengliang,likelianxulianggejiaochabianxiang。

diyicicongzuoce45dumeitujinqu,huqiujitingbianxiang。

beihuangguodelumingturanganjuehouyaobeirenyi**wangwaijikaile,lumingliangqiangdixiangqianjibu。

zhengliangchenjiqingqiaodifeisudishanglan。

luminghuitouyikan,faxianlisanzhengmimangdidingzhetazijideda**。

(ge!wodeqinge!nide**weiliruciqiangdazenmebuquduifuduishou,fanguolaixianhaiduiyoua!nijiushidingrenyebunengliangyanzhikanzheyigerenya!qiuchangjiubukanlema!)

lumingcishineixinyiwangecaonimabenteng。

wangze,zhaoluojirenmeinengrenzhu,douxiaochulaileyanlei。

fanyingguolaidelisanyegangadixiaolexiao。

“wanle!qiusirenle~!liheidan~!niheshijieyiqihuimieba!”

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“yishengshuonidelebuyun……buyu……,wuwu……”helisanhezugongyudeshiyouzhudazhuangshengleijuxia,tisihengliu。

lisan:“wopei!laozinande!jiusuanwoshuaichengnaozhendang,zhishangyoubuhuixiajiang!”

“woyishijidongshuocuole。shibuzhizhizheng,laoxiong,yishengshuonixiangchishazaiduochidianba!”

“zhuanggenicuole”,lisanshengyinzhandou,“jiusuandelebuyunbuyuwohennanjieshou,niyebuyongzhaojiekouanweiwode!”

yipangdenvyou:“……”

lisanhedazhuanglianheyanxi,shuotamenbangfangdongayizhuangxiufangzilaidifangzu,sheizhiguorangaochubushenghan,zhandegao,shuaidecan。

padezuigaodelisancongtizishangshuailexialai。wanxingshenshanggebohetuidoumeiyouguzhe,jiushinaozishuaichengleqingweinaozhendangeryi!

“jiaolian,moguixunlianjihuashibushikeyixianzantingyixia,wojuedezijiyaohaohaoxiuyangyixia。”

lisanjiannanditaitou,toukanlekanleyannvyoudeyanshenfanyingganjinyounuokaishixian。

nvyouhuyidikanzhelisan:“zhende?nizhenbushizhuangde?”

“zenmekeneng?tiandiliangxinaqin!”

李三赌咒发四:

“yaoshiwozhuangde,jiurangwoyihouyongyuanxiaoshi,beiwaixingrenjiguaipao!zaiyejianbudaoni!”

“kannizheimenulizhuiwo,youzheimecandefenshang,jiaqijiupijinile!yihouhaohaoxunlian,kebielangfeilenizheimehaodetizhi!”

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yueruyuanpan,mantianxingdou。pingjingdeyekongzhong,sihuturanchuxianlexiexuqingweidebodong。

lisanchaidiaotoushangdebengdai,zuilihengzhege:“superidoldexiaorong,doumeinidetian,bayuezhengwudeyangguang,doumeiniyaoyan……”

zhengkaisendidayouxishi,buxiaoxinandaoleyigeturanmaochulaidejiemian,haidianlegeyes!

yitiaozhangzhangdebowendaichuanguolerujingdeyekong!

“a!a!a!waixingdarenraolexiaodeba!xiaorenzhidaozijipingshizongaishuohuang,piannvhaizizhi!danshiwozheicaishidiyicitanlianaieryi,woyidianyebuzhaa!nindarenyoudaliang,buyaobawodaizoua!”

lisanzhengbeiyigetoumingdexingzhuangruruchongdebowentunxi,cishixinshenzhenzhan,tisihengliu,kudiehanniang,shuangshoubaozheyigechuangtui。

lisanganjuezijixianzaihaoxiangzhengzaibeiduosheyiban,zijideganzhijuezhengzaimanmanbeiboduo。shijiedeguangliangmanmanbeitunshi,suoyoudeshengyinhuanhuanchenji,chuangtuidechujueyezhengzaijianjianxiaoshi。turanchuangtuirongrulekongqizhong,lisanshuangshouyikong,zhuiruyipianheian。

ranhoulisanjiukaishilezijikubidezuorenwuderizi。

duoshaocishengsiweijixia,lisanwanfenhuainianneigexinkuzuoxunlianderizi,suiranleiledian,danshiqimayouyangyandenvpengyoua!zheilitaikepale,dongbudongjiuyoukenengzhendesidaomougerenwushijieli!

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