tianyouyinyun,bujianriguang。
yigebuqiyandepozhuangyuanzhong。
banmibanxingzhijian,buzhishizaizuomeng,haijinjinzhishilisannaozilizaihuixiangzheguoqudeyigegepianduanhuamian:
“jizhu,buyaohuang,buyaojinzhang,yaoduizijiyouxinxin。nitoulanshijianjueyixiejiuhao。”
lisandenvpengyoushilanqiujiaolian,tingzhetazijinvpengyoudeyueqiangdiao,lisanfaneryuejuedezijideshouganshengying,tatizhishengaodengtiaojiansuihao,danshibijingyejiushiweilezhuinvyouzheicailailianlelianggexingqidelanqiueryi,toulanxinlizongshihenmeidi,jichuhaishitaicha。
zuihouyilisandedakongxinqiuzhongjie。
女友失控咆哮:
“niyadebaixialelaoniangdequanxintouru,jianzhibunengren!jinwanwoliansiniwo!”
“buyaoleba!womenkangedianying,yiqiquchigefanfanshenmedebuhaome?”
lisanruoruoqiejianjiandeyongshouzhidianlediannvyou,taohaoyixiao。
nvyouturantiantianyixiao,shouzhiqingroutiaodoudegoulegou:
“niguolaima~,kuaidianya!”
lisankaojin,nvyouyimiaobianlian,gaotiaodedazhangtuifeiqi:
“nigechuizixiangdemei!”
“啊~!”……
“wodingzhengliangge,guhaidingbaoyu,zhaoluojiaojilisan!”
lumingfenpeileyixiagenfangduixiang。
zainvyouqidaidemuguangzhizhong,lisanduishanglezhaoluo。
lisanfaxianzijideshengaogaoduifangyitou,mingxianjiduifangzaochengleyidingdeyapogan。
(wodegaodayijingzhenshezhuleduifang,zheibawenying!)
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yizhiliuyizheqiuchangzhuangkuangdezhengliangshouzhizhangkai,jiangqiuchizaixiongqian。
tayongsihuhenyoudanxingdeshouwan,jiangqiudiyishijianjiupaojilezhaoluo,meirenzudangdezhaoluozhijietiaotou。
“hua!”lanqiudongchuanlanwang。
lumingpaileyibalisandexiong:
“liuyizhaoluo,bierangtalikailenideshixian!”
nvyoulianzhaohanshuang,numurudian,dao:
“liheisan!zaiganshuqiunijiudengzhehuimieba~!”
lisanhunshendaleyigejiling,zhuyilibaifenzhiyibaiershidetileqilai。
qiucongzhaoluoshouzhongchuanjilezhengliang,likelianxulianggejiaochabianxiang。
diyicicongzuoce45dumeitujinqu,huqiujitingbianxiang。
beihuangguodelumingturanganjuehouyaobeirenyi**wangwaijikaile,lumingliangqiangdixiangqianjibu。
zhengliangchenjiqingqiaodifeisudishanglan。
luminghuitouyikan,faxianlisanzhengmimangdidingzhetazijideda**。
(ge!wodeqinge!nide**weiliruciqiangdazenmebuquduifuduishou,fanguolaixianhaiduiyoua!nijiushidingrenyebunengliangyanzhikanzheyigerenya!qiuchangjiubukanlema!)
lumingcishineixinyiwangecaonimabenteng。
wangze,zhaoluojirenmeinengrenzhu,douxiaochulaileyanlei。
fanyingguolaidelisanyegangadixiaolexiao。
“wanle!qiusirenle~!liheidan~!niheshijieyiqihuimieba!”
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“yishengshuonidelebuyun……buyu……,wuwu……”helisanhezugongyudeshiyouzhudazhuangshengleijuxia,tisihengliu。
lisan:“wopei!laozinande!jiusuanwoshuaichengnaozhendang,zhishangyoubuhuixiajiang!”
“woyishijidongshuocuole。shibuzhizhizheng,laoxiong,yishengshuonixiangchishazaiduochidianba!”
“zhuanggenicuole”,lisanshengyinzhandou,“jiusuandelebuyunbuyuwohennanjieshou,niyebuyongzhaojiekouanweiwode!”
yipangdenvyou:“……”
lisanhedazhuanglianheyanxi,shuotamenbangfangdongayizhuangxiufangzilaidifangzu,sheizhiguorangaochubushenghan,zhandegao,shuaidecan。
padezuigaodelisancongtizishangshuailexialai。wanxingshenshanggebohetuidoumeiyouguzhe,jiushinaozishuaichengleqingweinaozhendangeryi!
“jiaolian,moguixunlianjihuashibushikeyixianzantingyixia,wojuedezijiyaohaohaoxiuyangyixia。”
lisanjiannanditaitou,toukanlekanleyannvyoudeyanshenfanyingganjinyounuokaishixian。
nvyouhuyidikanzhelisan:“zhende?nizhenbushizhuangde?”
“zenmekeneng?tiandiliangxinaqin!”
李三赌咒发四:
“yaoshiwozhuangde,jiurangwoyihouyongyuanxiaoshi,beiwaixingrenjiguaipao!zaiyejianbudaoni!”
“kannizheimenulizhuiwo,youzheimecandefenshang,jiaqijiupijinile!yihouhaohaoxunlian,kebielangfeilenizheimehaodetizhi!”
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yueruyuanpan,mantianxingdou。pingjingdeyekongzhong,sihuturanchuxianlexiexuqingweidebodong。
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ranhoulisanjiukaishilezijikubidezuorenwuderizi。
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