第1章2000年4月4日

“ba、ma,nimenzenmehuoguolaile?”

ganggangqingxingguolaidehaowen,yibapujinlefumudehuaizhong。

haojianguoheshenmeimianmianxiangqu,zheihaizigaibushibeiqihutuleba,zenmekaishishuohuhuale?

yenanguai,hunlidangchang,yudaolezheiyangdeshier,sheinengbufeng?

“儿啊,你醒醒!”

shenmeipinmingdeyaozheerzi,xiwanghaowennenggouzhenzuoqilai,“nikuaihezhangmuniangshuojuhaohuaba!”

“zhangmuniang?wonalaishenme……”

haowenyuyanyouzhi,caifaxianzhouweidehuanjingyijingdabuyiyang。

zheilijuranshi……ganghuadajiudian!

binkemantang,huatuanjincu,jiudiandatinglidaochudouguazhexizi。

haowenchedishayanle,zheilijingshizijirenshengzhongzuidatongkudegenyuan——yulinxiaomandehunlixianchang!

“wojiushuo,zheixiaozidoushizhuangde!”

jiuzaizheishi,gaogaozaishangzuozhedezhoushufenyoulenghengdao:“zhuangshachonglengshiba?meiyong!”

“jintianyaoshibuzhuijiashiwancaili,zheihunnijiubiexiangjie!”

shuozhe,zhoushufenduanzhegaikoucha,zhijiejiangchawanzadaodishang。

zheishi2000nian,zhengshizheiyichanghunli,haidetajiaporenwang!

weilecougoucailiqian,muqincuoguolezuijiazhiliaoshijian,meiduojiujiusashourenhuan。

fuqingengshiweilezijidecailipinminggongzuo,cusizailegangweizhishang!

“qinjiamu,jintianshilianggehaizidaxirizi,qingniwangkaiyimian,rangtamenjielehunzaishuoba!”

“wangkaiyimian?pingshenme!daoshihoushengmizhuchengshufan,womenjiadaonashuoliqu?”

“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonimenjiadadeneixieruyisuanpan,gaosunimen,bu!ke!neng!”

datinglidebinkequandounaotengleqilai,yifukanxiaohuadezitai。

“wojiushuoma,haowenzheiqiongxiaozi,naliqudelezheimepiaoliangdenvren?”

“zhiqianneimedeyi,xianzaishayanleba?”

“zheikeshishiwandecaili,kantamenzenmeshouchang!”

yilunshengfeichangcier,linghaojianguo、shenmeiliangrentongbuyusheng。

quanshizijimeiyong,caidaozhierzizailinjiarenmianqiantaibuqitou……

“buxing!ershiwandecaili,yifenqianyebunengshao!wonverkeshizheiershuyishuerdedameinv,jiusuanjintianzheihunjiebule,tayebuchoujia!”

zhoushufenbuyiburao,tagenbenjiubuzaihumingsheng,zhizaihuqian!

zuozaishenpangdelindaxiong,zeyishengbuhang,laopodeyisi,jiushitadeyisi。

“qinjia,nixingxinghaoba!”

“wo……wojiniguixiahaibuxingma!”

shenmeimanlianleishui,tuiyiruan,jiuzhizhideguizailezhoushufendemianqian……

xigaigangyizhedi,jiubeihaowenfuzhule。

“妈,别求她!”

haowenjiangmuqinfuleqilai,taxintongdekanzhefumudelian,yijingrutongkuguayiban。

这婚,还结个球啊!

haowenzhuanxianglezhoushufen,hegangcaibeiqidehunjuebutong,cishideyanshenzhong,meiyourenhehuangkong,fandaoshijianyi!

“nizhendehaiyaoshiwancaili?”

zhoushufenyilianbushuang:“meicuo!shaoleshiwan,zheihunjiebule!”

haowenzaojiucaidaolezhoushufenhuizheimeshuo,lengxiaoyisheng:

“womenhaojiaqiong,weileshiwandecaili,qinqipengyounengjiededoujiele,couleshiwancaili,lianhunfangdoumeiqianbuzhi,woxiangzhehunhouhexiaomanshengchijianyongyenenggouguorizi。”

“keshixianzai,niyoukaikoushiwan,zheishiwannishidasuanyaolewobawomademingjinicouchulai?!”

zhoushufentinghou,baiyanyifan:“wobuguan!”

“meiyouzheishiwan,jintiannibiexiangjiezheihun!”

“那就不结了!”

zhoushufenzhengdaleyanjing,tameixiangdaohaowenhuilvxianshuochubujiehunzheizhonghua。

haowenkanxianglehuafangdefangxiang。

“xiaomandaodishibushifeiwobujia,wobuzhidao,yaoshitazhendeweileqianweinanwo,zheiyangdexifu,wobuquyeba……”

tingdaozheihua,suoyourendoulengleyixia。

sheiyemeixiangdao,haowenjingranhuituranzheimeqiangying。

shenzhiyouxierenxinlijuedetongkuai,shuodehao!

haowendehua,chuanrulelinxiaomandeerzhong,dantabunenghuiying。

linxiaomanhetangjielinxiaomengdaizaiyiqi,linxiaomengsuiranshitangjie,danmeiyoujieguohun,suoyidanglebanniang。

anzhaoguiding,linxiaomanbixuyizhidaizaihuafangli,zhiyoudengfumuheguolexinlanggaikouchazhihou,tacainengchuqu。

yishenxuebaidejiayi,lianshangdezhuangrongjingzhichuoyue,jianglinxiaomandemeilihaowubaoliudechentuolechulai。

“xiaomengjie,nishuohaojiarenhuidayingma?”

linxiaomanqieshengshengwendao,muqindasuanzaijiashiwancailideshiqing,yeshizijilailejiudianzhihoucaizhidaode。

neikeshishiwan,haojiabenlaijiumeishenmeqian,zhiqiandeshiwanyijinggouqiangle,zaijiashiwancaili,tamendaonalicouqu?

“budaying?budayingzenmequdelenizheimehaodexifu?”

linxiaomengyilianbuxie,“yebukankanhaowenshishenmedongxi,nijiaguoqu,nanbuchenghetayikuaiershoukuma?”

“xiangnizheiyangdemeinv,buhuadianqian,sheinengquhuijiaqu?”

“keyaoshibatamenbijile……”

linxiaomanduzhexiaozui,huahaimeiyoushuowan,jiubeitangjiedaduanle。

“bubitamenliangxia,tamenhuinulima?zheigeshijieshang,meiyouqiongren,zhiyoulanren!”

“kanhaojiahunchengzheifumoyang,jiuzhidaotamenzushangbunuli,zheicainongdeliancailiqiandoucoubuchulai!”

“xiaoman,nvrenruguojiehundeshihoubuduoyaodiancaili,jianglainizaipojiashimeiyoudiweide!”

“nanrenjiuxiangjiucai,bugeyixia,shizhangbuchulaide!”

linxiaomengbuduandejilinxiaomanxinao,linxiaomankanzhelinxiaomengbozishangdaizhedezuanshixianglian,yiyanbufa。

yexu……tangjieshuodemeicuo……

linxiaomengzhengxiangjixuwangxiashuo,haowendeshengyinquechuanleguolai,feichangdecier——

“xiaoman,daodihebuhewojiehun,nizijijuedingba!”