“ba、ma,nimenzenmehuoguolaile?”
ganggangqingxingguolaidehaowen,yibapujinlefumudehuaizhong。
haojianguoheshenmeimianmianxiangqu,zheihaizigaibushibeiqihutuleba,zenmekaishishuohuhuale?
yenanguai,hunlidangchang,yudaolezheiyangdeshier,sheinengbufeng?
“儿啊,你醒醒!”
shenmeipinmingdeyaozheerzi,xiwanghaowennenggouzhenzuoqilai,“nikuaihezhangmuniangshuojuhaohuaba!”
“zhangmuniang?wonalaishenme……”
haowenyuyanyouzhi,caifaxianzhouweidehuanjingyijingdabuyiyang。
zheilijuranshi……ganghuadajiudian!
binkemantang,huatuanjincu,jiudiandatinglidaochudouguazhexizi。
haowenchedishayanle,zheilijingshizijirenshengzhongzuidatongkudegenyuan——yulinxiaomandehunlixianchang!
“wojiushuo,zheixiaozidoushizhuangde!”
jiuzaizheishi,gaogaozaishangzuozhedezhoushufenyoulenghengdao:“zhuangshachonglengshiba?meiyong!”
“jintianyaoshibuzhuijiashiwancaili,zheihunnijiubiexiangjie!”
shuozhe,zhoushufenduanzhegaikoucha,zhijiejiangchawanzadaodishang。
zheishi2000nian,zhengshizheiyichanghunli,haidetajiaporenwang!
weilecougoucailiqian,muqincuoguolezuijiazhiliaoshijian,meiduojiujiusashourenhuan。
fuqingengshiweilezijidecailipinminggongzuo,cusizailegangweizhishang!
“qinjiamu,jintianshilianggehaizidaxirizi,qingniwangkaiyimian,rangtamenjielehunzaishuoba!”
“wangkaiyimian?pingshenme!daoshihoushengmizhuchengshufan,womenjiadaonashuoliqu?”
“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonimenjiadadeneixieruyisuanpan,gaosunimen,bu!ke!neng!”
datinglidebinkequandounaotengleqilai,yifukanxiaohuadezitai。
“wojiushuoma,haowenzheiqiongxiaozi,naliqudelezheimepiaoliangdenvren?”
“zhiqianneimedeyi,xianzaishayanleba?”
“zheikeshishiwandecaili,kantamenzenmeshouchang!”
yilunshengfeichangcier,linghaojianguo、shenmeiliangrentongbuyusheng。
quanshizijimeiyong,caidaozhierzizailinjiarenmianqiantaibuqitou……
“buxing!ershiwandecaili,yifenqianyebunengshao!wonverkeshizheiershuyishuerdedameinv,jiusuanjintianzheihunjiebule,tayebuchoujia!”
zhoushufenbuyiburao,tagenbenjiubuzaihumingsheng,zhizaihuqian!
zuozaishenpangdelindaxiong,zeyishengbuhang,laopodeyisi,jiushitadeyisi。
“qinjia,nixingxinghaoba!”
“wo……wojiniguixiahaibuxingma!”
shenmeimanlianleishui,tuiyiruan,jiuzhizhideguizailezhoushufendemianqian……
xigaigangyizhedi,jiubeihaowenfuzhule。
“妈,别求她!”
haowenjiangmuqinfuleqilai,taxintongdekanzhefumudelian,yijingrutongkuguayiban。
这婚,还结个球啊!
haowenzhuanxianglezhoushufen,hegangcaibeiqidehunjuebutong,cishideyanshenzhong,meiyourenhehuangkong,fandaoshijianyi!
“nizhendehaiyaoshiwancaili?”
zhoushufenyilianbushuang:“meicuo!shaoleshiwan,zheihunjiebule!”
haowenzaojiucaidaolezhoushufenhuizheimeshuo,lengxiaoyisheng:
“womenhaojiaqiong,weileshiwandecaili,qinqipengyounengjiededoujiele,couleshiwancaili,lianhunfangdoumeiqianbuzhi,woxiangzhehunhouhexiaomanshengchijianyongyenenggouguorizi。”
“keshixianzai,niyoukaikoushiwan,zheishiwannishidasuanyaolewobawomademingjinicouchulai?!”
zhoushufentinghou,baiyanyifan:“wobuguan!”
“meiyouzheishiwan,jintiannibiexiangjiezheihun!”
“那就不结了!”
zhoushufenzhengdaleyanjing,tameixiangdaohaowenhuilvxianshuochubujiehunzheizhonghua。
haowenkanxianglehuafangdefangxiang。
“xiaomandaodishibushifeiwobujia,wobuzhidao,yaoshitazhendeweileqianweinanwo,zheiyangdexifu,wobuquyeba……”
tingdaozheihua,suoyourendoulengleyixia。
sheiyemeixiangdao,haowenjingranhuituranzheimeqiangying。
shenzhiyouxierenxinlijuedetongkuai,shuodehao!
haowendehua,chuanrulelinxiaomandeerzhong,dantabunenghuiying。
linxiaomanhetangjielinxiaomengdaizaiyiqi,linxiaomengsuiranshitangjie,danmeiyoujieguohun,suoyidanglebanniang。
anzhaoguiding,linxiaomanbixuyizhidaizaihuafangli,zhiyoudengfumuheguolexinlanggaikouchazhihou,tacainengchuqu。
yishenxuebaidejiayi,lianshangdezhuangrongjingzhichuoyue,jianglinxiaomandemeilihaowubaoliudechentuolechulai。
“xiaomengjie,nishuohaojiarenhuidayingma?”
linxiaomanqieshengshengwendao,muqindasuanzaijiashiwancailideshiqing,yeshizijilailejiudianzhihoucaizhidaode。
neikeshishiwan,haojiabenlaijiumeishenmeqian,zhiqiandeshiwanyijinggouqiangle,zaijiashiwancaili,tamendaonalicouqu?
“budaying?budayingzenmequdelenizheimehaodexifu?”
linxiaomengyilianbuxie,“yebukankanhaowenshishenmedongxi,nijiaguoqu,nanbuchenghetayikuaiershoukuma?”
“xiangnizheiyangdemeinv,buhuadianqian,sheinengquhuijiaqu?”
“keyaoshibatamenbijile……”
linxiaomanduzhexiaozui,huahaimeiyoushuowan,jiubeitangjiedaduanle。
“bubitamenliangxia,tamenhuinulima?zheigeshijieshang,meiyouqiongren,zhiyoulanren!”
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“nanrenjiuxiangjiucai,bugeyixia,shizhangbuchulaide!”
linxiaomengbuduandejilinxiaomanxinao,linxiaomankanzhelinxiaomengbozishangdaizhedezuanshixianglian,yiyanbufa。
yexu……tangjieshuodemeicuo……
linxiaomengzhengxiangjixuwangxiashuo,haowendeshengyinquechuanleguolai,feichangdecier——
“xiaoman,daodihebuhewojiehun,nizijijuedingba!”