第2章 鸡飞蛋打的婚礼

“小文!”

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yexu……tazhendeshikaiwanxiao……

ruguotaxihuanzijidehua,youzenmekenengbuquzijini?

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hunliqishierxi,nanengshuobujiejiubujie?

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“xianxu,zheiyoushihebini?”

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“你说什么!”

zhoushufendeyanjinglimanshixiongguang,tahentoulezheigeqiongxiaozi。

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“有什么不敢?”

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“小文!小文呢?”

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“hahaha……hahahaha……”

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zhoushufenhenhendezhuaizhenver,jiujianghunhuneedelinxiaomandaizoule。

hunlixianchang,yipianlangjie。

binkemenquandoucuoebuyi,zheigehaojia……daodihuibianchengshenmeyangzi?